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Episode 155 - Carving Out Pieces of Reality

18 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Did you bring your TUSH? Hope so...- Bob watches Clint sleep- van tours vs. bus tours- crashing with fans- satanic hosts- a chick watches Clint sleep-...

Episode 154 - Nothing Is Free

14 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Strap in and strap on. Exits are here, here, here and here. There will be turbulence but we have a fresh batch of IOK peanuts that we're willing to fe...

Episode 153 - Putting It All Together

11 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

- Bob’s shit is tight- cedar fever- Bob’s mom gets Covid-19- listener e-mails- family friendly music- woke stickers- Ted Lasso- trying to be more ...

Episode 152 - Phone Sex

07 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Where have you been? I left you 58 messages! They are NSFW. You're welcome?- doing good- Bob’s sleep schedule- Playstation 4- Clint’s favorite cur...

Episode 151 - A Pillar of Salt

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I hope you brought a pencil and paper for this one!- happy new year!- the hamster wheel of life- what we learned- time with our kids- a place to put t...

Episode 150 - Riding The Wave

31 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We have the world's largest fortune cookie for you. This is what it says:- Bob eats fake ice cream- stimulating imagination- Clint and pentagrams- Sat...

Episode 149 - Merry Christmas!

28 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the most wonderful time of the year. We filled your stockings with the following IOK goodies:- evidence for Santa Claus- the Slenderman Dilemma- ...

Episode 148 - Is Magic Real?

24 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to all of you out there who listen and support the show. We appreciate you more than you know! Be cool, babies.Do y...

Episode 147 - Binge and Purge

21 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

One day we will meet in a strange, dark alley. This is what we will say in hushed whispers as a train moans in the distance. Shhh. Just listen.- happy...

Episode 146 - Magical Worlds of Wonder

17 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We got some nice sauce for you this week. Ingredients include:- kids believe in magic- your job as a parent- imagination- Harry Potter- Daniel Radclif...

Episode 145 - Don't Say Journey

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Here's this week's secret sauce: - we’re all the same- exceptions to the rule- baby pants- Prometheus- Van Halen- changing the world- Meet The Chim...

Episode 144 - One Bad Cake

10 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

- rating ourselves- Bob calibrates- Tom of Finland- how we look- Peaky Blinders- British accents- Great British Baking Show- savoring something precio...

Episode 143 - Unfathomable Evil

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We know you have a choice when flying, and that's why we appreciate you deciding to ride the proverbial skies with IOK Airlines. Don't worry about sea...

Episode 142- Thanks Daddies

03 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

All aboard the SS IOK! I hope you brought your butts! I took a peak at the menu for the voyage and, uh, let's just say it's gonna be a ZIP-fest on the...

Episode 141 - Holy Hell

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We hope the following milkshake brings all the boys to the proverbial yard:- Sherlock Holmes in Brooklyn- celtic flutes- Birmingham- happy people in P...

Episode 140 - Thanksgiving For All the Babies

26 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We've been in the kitchen all day preparing a delicious Thanksgiving meal for all you IOK babies. So loosen that belt, apply your bib and strap on the...

Episode 139 - Blown Up

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We done did blown up, ya'll! Heavens to Betsy.new theme song- Herb Alpert- the early 2000’s- blown up- Varsity Blues- clubs closing down- fan mail- ...

Episode 138 - Nothing Left To Learn

19 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

- IOK excitement- How to pee in NYC- airplane bathroom etiquette- e-mails- Harvey Dent- chimpanzees- we’re all living in the future- domesticating a...

Episode 137 - Mucho Mucho Amor

16 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You're at the beach alone watching a beautiful, golden sunset. Your feet on the edge of where the shore meets the water. You're thinking of something....

Episode 136 - Dark Arts

12 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You and me on a mountain in the deep black desert. It's night time. All the stars are out. The moon is a golden orb shining like the end of an ancient...

Episode 135 - The Opinion Onion

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

- we’re okay- coffee talk- Bob gets into tea- the tale of the shitting neighbor- pleasing fans- emails- dude looks like a lady- preferring women- Ru...

Episode 134 - Ghosts In the Machine

05 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hello, babies. Let's snuggle for eternity. Or at least five more minutes.- coffee talk- 90’s music- 80’s Sony walkman- the magic of portable music...

Episode 133 - Never Naked

02 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

- Dolly Parton- the world is strange- zoophiles- animal porn- people are weird- foot fetish- kids and trauma- naked dads- never naked- parenting- baby...

Episode 132 - Hurts So Good

29 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Little pink houses for you and me and our children and your children and our wives and your wives and our parents and your parents and the people your...

Episode 131 - The University of Bob Schneider

26 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We here are IOK Industries are committed to a brighter future. We believe every listener should have the chance to receive an unadulterated and unfilt...

Episode 130 - Killing Them Softly

22 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

How much is that IOK in the window? The one with the bag of shame? Do you take plastic? GOOD.- The election- The Voice- Survivor and The Bachelor- Cli...

Episode 129 - Game Over

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

- Dark- Beat Bobby Flay- Clint gets Van Halen cassettes- boom boxes- the military in Germany- Elvis the King- Elvis gets high- Great British Baking Sh...

Episode 128 - Existential Dread

15 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

- the IOK stew- Bob has a birthday- birthdays are sad- contemplating death- Clint looks at his own face- loving ourselves- Clint gets a good report fr...

Episode 127 - Nobody Is In Charge

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I reach towards the hourglass of time and turn it over. Who's hand is that on mine? Is it yours? I wrote you a poem:- Clint’s on a rollercoaster- Bo...

Episode 126 - We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat

08 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I'm looking out over an indigo horizon. I'm closing my eyes and remembering distant dreams in past lives. I'm folding and unfolding like a beautiful f...

Episode 125 - Deep

05 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoy this week's sauce. WARNING - It's deep.- Clint has a time machine- gambling- Clint gets deep- e-mail rules and the poop pan- can you become a be...

Episode 124 - Agents of Chaos

01 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

- cold showers- are we too comfortable?- Dr. Schneider- Bob challenges Clint- rage- podcasts- chemistry- Howard Stern- The Social Dilemma- do we know ...

Episode 123 - Once You Feel Nothing

28 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Picture this: there's a tree in an undiscovered jungle far away from anyone or anything. This tree sits unmolested by man's untoward progress. Free to...

Episode 122 - Satanic Verses

24 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

rub a dub dub. two grown ass men in the tub. pickin' up soap, swinging' from ropes. cleaning our navels. currying favor. smoking' that IOK dope. ziiii...

Episode 121 - Spiritual Values

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to fucking ZIIIIIP!- gathered here today- children of god- listener e-mails- we got the moves, boi- souther...

Episode 120 - Modus Operandi

17 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hi, hello! How are you? I haven't showered in 18 months. Gimme a kiss, you big galoot!- tight and right- spilled milk- lactating porn- we need to grow...

Episode 119 - The Sleep of the Damned

14 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of IOK brought to you by The Accent Scrubber 9000! Tired of the pesky accents putting a damper on your day? Do podcast accents rub you li...

Episode 118 - Strange Negotiations

10 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Honey? I'm home. Did you miss me? (Don't answer that). I'll just hang my coat on the ole' coat rack next to the following:- Clint’s birthday- youthf...

Episode 117 - Sweet Shield

03 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Here are the INGREEDZ for this week's IOK stew:- hotdogs, skateboards, stones- rock and roll, actors, belly- bugs, Vegas, red markets- tiny orange bal...

Episode 116 - A Tale As Old As Time

31 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I regret to inform you that you've been in jail for the last 26 years doing time for a crime you did not commit. The following items were, at one poin...

Episode 115 - We Had No Choice

27 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Pardon me, but may I request your utmost permission to pay you a compliment? May I get it in writing? Perhaps we can take a short trip to the nearest ...

Episode 114 - Slivers of Joy

24 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Call 1-800-IMOKAY for your chance to win one of the following:- Clint hates the art world- addicted to our phones- The Abyss- a real-life mime- the ge...

Episode 113 - Black Abyss

20 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

All aboard the BLACK ABYSS Choo Choo! Did you receive your syllabus for the trip? Let's go down the goddamn checklist, shall we?- Clint has no time- C...

Episode 112 - Slowly Sliding Into the Future

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In the industrial metal bands of life, there are Authors and there are Punishers. Which one are you? - we’re chefs now - BBQ - keeping track - flash...

Episode 111 - Keeping The Magic Alive

13 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine we've sent you a singing telegram. Your doorbell rings. You ziiiip up your britches or your pantaloons and you cross the unfathomable chasm be...

Episode 110 - The Murder Bell

10 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Extra, extra! Read all about it! I'm Ok, You're Ok! I'm Not Ok, You're Not OK! Yeah, see! - writing songs that sound familiar - our kids are growing f...