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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
jack mate's happy hour hey now you're a rock star get your game on go play it's me the rock star jack dean next to the alpha male stevie white and the sex god that is robbie knox how are you looking good actually
Actually, that's mental.
Thank you for that veiled compliment. Maybe it's just because you've sat back a bit. Yeah, it could be. Maybe the camera's out of focus or something. That's what Fiona just said. She said, oh, you're looking really small. But she meant perspective-wise because you are back from the camera. Yeah, look at that.
I don't think I want to look small. Do you not? I don't know. I don't think she was saying normally you're a fat cunt, but you look a bit slimmer. I think she was saying I look smaller in the frame. Yeah, true, true. How are you? Feeling good? Yeah, I feel all right, thank you. Yes, better than Stevie. I've heard he's ill. Well, I don't know. Oh, yeah? Yeah, he is. He told me.
Oh. I'm not feeling amazing. Are you going to be doing that all the way through the pod?
I'm trying not to. Right. I am... I'm not in a good way.
Why is he here? Yeah, why are you here? You said we needed to film. I literally said to you this morning, do you fancy doing it?
Yeah, and I said, I'll push through. And you said, you call me a trooper? And that got me excited. Did it? And then I said to you, I'm the type of man they used to write about in the war.
Well, you said, yeah, I thought you said, there's a nonce in our fucking trench.
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Chapter 2: Why is Stevie feeling unwell?
You know the classic burger from Burger King, which is the Double Bacon Cheeseburger XL? Yeah. They've brought that out as a flavour. They look nice. It's way too cheesy. But it's crazy because I should be a food reviewer because I'd jump all over this shit. I'm going to scran that.
I'm not going to scran that. What happens if you're not going to scran it?
You always scran it. You have to scran it to try it. And then after you're like, I'm going to bin that. Okay. And what if you like it?
You say, I'll scran that next time again.
It's weird because you bite into them. They taste cheesy and then all of a sudden it just tastes like the burger. I don't know how they've done it. Fair play to the scientists behind that.
Scientists? Yeah.
You're going to work on the cure for cancer?
Nah. I've got a better idea, mate. What have I been doing? I've had a cyst behind my ear. Have you?
Yeah. I thought you were trying to tell us about your cup final. Just straight away. No, no, no. Got an assist. Oh, no, I know.
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Chapter 3: What happened during the car journey?
Yeah. We're in an Uber, and I was like, what the fuck's that? And then it felt like a bubble behind my ear. Yeah. I was like, that's weird. And then got home.
Did you think just that's weird, or did you think I've got cancer?
Yeah, yeah. I didn't speak for about eight hours. Yeah, you didn't tell me about it. That sounds about right, yeah. You didn't say anything to me about it. I can't breathe. You were spiralling, weren't you?
Yeah. Yeah.
That explains the whole trip. And then I got home, I said, Fee, fucking drain this for me, please. What? Point at your penis. I've got to go to the doctors. I want to be relaxed for the doctor. Hold on, what do you mean drain this for me? I had a bath, got it all soft, and then went, Fee, and I give her like a span, not a span, like a... It was like a pin. I said, there you are. Pop that in.
Pop that in. Then she popped in there. Loads of shit came out. Had you got any medical advice or anything? No, I asked Chad. He said, don't drain it yourself. But I thought, who are you? You're just a computer. Why ask it then?
But did Chad say, this is just a cyst, don't worry about it?
Yeah, well, what else? It can't be anything else, can it? No, but I... Probably not. Probably not. Right.
Was it not just a spot?
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the cyst behind Stevie's ear?
And then that was it. And then I went to Subway and I didn't know he'd gone and got them.
Brilliant. Yeah. Do you want mine? No, obviously not, no. I mean, I'm sure it's lovely, but I'm a professional. I do a job. Go on, mate. Get involved. I'm all right, thank you. I'm not going to... That's yours.
to have you doing a brand deal. There you go, Jack.
He's not. Are you doing a brand deal?
I fucking wish. Promise me you're not doing a brand deal. No, I had to pay for him. £3.80, you know, that was decent. Oh, no, it wasn't. It was £7.60. I do like a hooch. There we go.
I've never tried a super hooch.
Cherry cola. I've never had a super hooch. This is genuinely not, it does sound like a brand deal now. You legally have to disclose it. No, it's 100% not.
I saw him in the petrol station and I'm really struggling and I was like... To show you how much of this is not a brand deal, I've had one before when I was fucking, I thought it was fucking horrible.
I'll be honest, it's stronger than I expected. I'm struggling already. Is that your present, mate? Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What happens to the pot plant and who is responsible for its care?
Are you in? She left me quite a long voice note about how angry she was. About what? That I picked a date when she wasn't there. Oh, right. Okay. I bought them a pot plant. Yeah. That's what you do when someone gets a house. You buy them a pot plant.
You bought me a salt and pepper shaker that says Coke and heroin on it. Yeah, well, you're different.
It was all poplar for you. Poplar is easier to sneak cameras into. The videos I've got of Jack's micropedas would say otherwise. No, so I put Niamh in charge of pot plant because Niamh's like the grown-up. So I thought, went round. And bear in mind, they've only had the pot plant for three weeks or something. This pot plant's fucked, mate. Pot plant dead? No, not dead.
It's like, it's not in a good way. It looks like it's been on my salt and pepper shake. It looks like it's been on that quite a bit. First of all, it's an indoor pot plant.
Chapter 6: Why did the hosts change their opinions on London?
It's outside on their balcony. It's got the edges of the leaves have all gone and all this like that. And I was like, and I said... I said to Becky, I said, what the fuck's happened to Pop Plant? And they said, we were telling Niamh this. She said, Niamh's not done any research on Pop Plant. Niamh, It's fucked up the pot plant. Yeah. And then I messaged her about this. Yeah.
Didn't take it well, the criticism.
What? What did she say?
It was just a bit like... She got a bit defensive, if I'm honest. Yeah. If you're listening, you did get defensive. And then she was saying, oh, I need to soak it. I'll soak it in water. No, you're watering it too much. Right. You're overwatering the pot plant. You need to look up the instructions of the pot plant. There's a thing on it. You can scan it. QR code. Tell you about the pot plant.
She won't bother watching Bolton, probably, in the playoffs. Well, probably, yeah. But, I mean, it's... So, yeah.
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Chapter 7: What are the differences in opinions on American sports?
So, what I'll say is... Niamh is not the one to be in charge of the pot plant. I'm taking her off the pot plant.
Right, who's on it now then?
I think Lizzie is quite sensible out of them. Did you bring it inside? Yeah, I brought it inside, yeah. Having that. But yeah, nice flat. Yeah. What did you go round there for?
Just to see him?
I was in London. Bevan and I were staying down the night before and then I was meeting up with my brother later on to go to some talk event thing that he was going to. So I just had a few hours to kill while Bevan had gone off to look at the Tracey Emin exhibition and I went to hang out with some idiots. Yeah. Fair enough. Potentially, yeah.
Fair enough, right. Well, I guess that's us all caught up, baby. You're all super hooched up. I like it. Now, we were on the way up today. We thought, right, let's pick an idea that the listeners have suggested. And we found a listener... from Reddit, my favourite place, the spiritual home of Happy Hour.
And the idea was basically that the post read something along the lines of, the guys have changed so much over the years of doing Happy Hour, I want to know if they've ever changed their mind on things, which I thought was quite an interesting concept. I will say, we put it in the group chat, said, Robbie, you're already here. We'd like to think of some things you'd change your mind on.
Stevie and I were hammering away at our ideas.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts view humor and its evolution over time?
And then we realised that the idea suggestion was four years ago. Okay. Yeah. Lucy016, who I imagine is Lucy020 now, suggested this. And we're going to do it. So I've had a little think, and I know you boys have, and we're just going to riff off of each other's little ideas.
I like that you're explaining how to do the podcast.
Yeah. What we're going to do is someone's going to speak and then other people are going to react to what they've said by saying things themselves. Kind of like in a conversational style.
They've said, episode idea, things we've changed our minds about. This Lucy probably doesn't want to listen anymore.
How did you find this? Did you just type in episode idea to Reddit?
On the Reddit, yeah. Think it'd be interesting to hear the opinions slash views that the boys have changed their minds about, whether it's funny, small opinions or serious life choices, ideas they now see differently. Reckon it would be interesting to see the difference in opinions between someone in their 40s versus lads in their 20s. We're no longer in our 20s. He's almost 50.
Imagine if Lucy has then, she's now an adult, maybe she was a teenager at the time, is now an adult, has recently been appointed the marketing director of Hooch. What a day she's having.
Or maybe it's got so meta that she's changed her mind and now no longer likes the fucking bar. Lucy, if you are out there, do let us know. Get in touch on the Reddit. I'd be so intrigued to know.
If she's the marketing director for Hooch in Transnistria.
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