Corey Feldman Vs. Demons - #920 Part 1

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Hi, Jim and them. I hear that your podcast is absolutely incredible. It's a showstopper every time. Just take a minute. Okay. Um Y look, you have something to say. I have something to say. All right, so let's just let's just talk. Okay. Jim and them are pop culture, bro. I know that. I know that. Well fuck let's get it then. Quiet down now. It is time to watch the show, yes it started Don't be licking me no more. Matter of fact, could you give me a handy wine? With their powers combined, they become pop culture. With their powers combined, they become Jim and M, the greatest podcast in the world.
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This is a comedy show. And we taking over the industry. We taking over the world. Ladies and gentlemen. Let's make something amazing happen right now. It's the anti-quarry pod. Every episode. I'm trying to fucking help you, you stupid bitch. These are evil, sick, twisted people. Shut up! I'm retarded. Corey Feldman here. Okay, so the name of the show is called Jim and Them.
Jim and Them 1:54
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Hello no
Jeff Murphy 2:18
one's for like nobody. Big two fifty, we all hit our uh our Taliban death scries.
Jim and Them 2:27
That literally only exists through us these days. Yeah, but yeah, essentially that's one of our favorite clips. Yeah. Man, yeah, the big two five oh, ladies and gentlemen. We're finally legal. Yeah, that uh USA birthday eve. Welcome everyone. This is Jim and Them. This is a Corey Feldman show. You are tuned in live, live, live on the Twitch TV slash Twitch TV slash Jim and Them. And of course Of course, the Jim and Them YouTube channel. Of course. Shoutouts to the motherfucking real ones in the motherfucking chat. What do we got? Some all day goons. What do we got? We got Panda Mortist, Michael Nordstrom, Petey Pablo, Katie Hunter, Crossbone Zita, Rule 91, Marsha Brady wants a hug. Search one, John Vier, Slasher Mini Films.
Jim and Them 3:16
What do we got in the Twitch? We got We got Wavy G, we got Captain LF Stern. Uh what do we got? Day Will. Yeah, brother. Who we got in the YouTube? What do we got? Dana H eight three one eight. We got hides but never seeks. Jebediah MacNeish. Oh, it's going fast now. Chris Oliver, Gravedank. Fufi no.
Jeff Murphy 3:38
Foofy no. Oh, I saw yeah, I saw a fucking freak shark in there.
Jim and Them 3:43
Uh Dwight Cortez, that's just some of the some of the real ones. I mean, one thing we should call out real quick at the jump is things have been feeling a little different lately. Things I mean you must be feeling it, Mike. Uh-oh. Ever since CERN turned the collider off. Yeah. Time's going back to normal, guys. We've been going through that hyper time with the collider being on. Ooh, my dog talking quantum physics. They're we're we got at least another good like three and a half years because they're not turning the stupid collider back on till twenty thirty, Mike. Oh my god.
Unknown 4:27
Yeah,
Jeff Murphy 4:27
no more losing sleep for me now that I know the collider's off. Yeah, the CERN's off, they turned it back to two thousand eight, everything's awesome.
Jim and Them 4:34
Yes, man. Thank God the fucking CERN turned off the collider because we've been fucked since fucking whenever they turned that on that was. Right after
Mike Steele 4:42
the the last free credit report dot com commercial. That's why things commercials started being bad.
Jim and Them 4:47
Exactly, exactly. I'm just saying Fucking uh gather up get good for the next three and a half years. Get whatever uh uh XP HP you can whatever mana you can
Jeff Murphy 5:00
They said they're not turning on for three and a half years. This seems oddly specific.
Jim and Them 5:03
Well for still twenty thirty, they're doing some sort of uh updates or some shit. So you're telling me I only have three
Mike Steele 5:09
years to get epic gear.
Jim and Them 5:14
You need to acquire as much epic gear and XP and mana as you can stock stock that shit. What about rare loot, Jim? Keep it keep it as safe as possible because once they turn that shit back on, we're all fine.
Jeff Murphy 5:31
We're gonna try to bring the endless ones into our world and bring on an age of fire three years from now.
Jim and Them 5:36
And not only that, and maybe this is a sign that the collider got turned off. Or a CERN. The the Taylor Swift w uh wedding was happening today. And I read, I thought it was a goof, but I think it was real.

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