Corey's Cameo - #925 Part 1

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What is the opening banter and how do the hosts introduce the show?

Corey Feldman 0:00
Hi, Jim and them. I hear that your podcast is absolutely incredible. It's a showstopper every time. Just take a minute,
Unknown 0:09
okay? Look, you have something to say. I have something to say, all right? So let's just talk, okay? Jim and them are pop culture, bro. I know that. I know that. Well, fuck, let's get it then. Quiet down now. It is time to watch the show. Yes, it started. Don't be licking me no more. Matter of fact, could you get me a handy wand? With their powers combined, they become Pop Culture. With their powers combined, they become Jim and them. The greatest podcast in the world. This is a comedy show. And we taking over the industry. We taking
Max Murder 1:10
over the world. Ladies and gentlemen. Let's make something amazing happen right now.
Corey Feldman 1:18
It's the anti-Quarry
Unknown 1:19
pod. Every episode. Shut the fuck up! I'm retarded. It is
Corey Feldman 1:30
necessary. I just suck at everything I do. It's a complete mystery why anybody would pay money to see it.
JC Overload 1:40
I'm trying to fucking help you, you stupid bitch.
Corey Feldman 1:43
Yeehaw. I'm retarded. Corey Feldman here. Obama!
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 1:52
What it do? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Everyone, Jim. Everyone. Even child molesters. Everyone's welcome here.
Unknown 2:04
I'm sorry.
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 2:05
Hate has no home here, Mike. All right. I was making sure you got to choose your words, Jim. Hate has no home here. That includes against child
Unknown 2:13
molesters. Do you see how this looks? Is that
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 2:18
your...
Unknown 2:19
Yeah, we're doing it all night. Wait,
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 2:21
who? Is that your... What's his face? Who do you think that is? Chris Hansen. Chris Hansen. How did you know that's who he was reading? Because of what he was saying, not because of the voice. Sometimes you just embody a character. Somebody get these backers over here.
Unknown 2:34
It's because he
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 2:35
was saying the line from the trailer,
Unknown 2:36
not really
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 2:37
necessarily because of his terrible
Unknown 2:39
voice. Somebody get these pedos over here.
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 2:42
Ah, yes. Welcome, everyone, on this fine Friday evening to Jim and Them. This, my friends, is a Corey Feldman show. You are tuned in right now, live, live, live on the twitch.tv slash Jim and Them. And of course, the Jim and Them YouTube. Who do we got for the all-day goons? Ooh. We got John Farmingdale, Ross Dog, Jaeger Meisters, Voldemort's Awkward Hug, Alex Rogers, Lady Princey, Mondo Retro, Corey Ramsey, John Vier, Martin Smiggy Smith, Lil Dicky B, Rick Lanise. A real mixtape. The old Busted Boys, Lil Dicky B, Smiggy Smick. Who do we got in the Twitch? We got Captain LF Stearns. Is only Captain LF Stearns in the Twitch right now? Yeah, I think that's all that's in the Twitch. That rocks that we still have it.
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 3:36
Did Stacks die? Oh, yeah. Where's Daewoo? Was there another tropical event? Maybe they're just lurking. Send your Amazon Prime subs on Twitch. Also, who do we got in the goddamn YouTube? It's going fast. We got UFO Currents, Larry Winkle, Natalie8212, Jsods. Lyric Rogers Official.
Mike Steele 3:57
Who else? Name one more person. Fuck Norris. Fuck
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 4:00
Norris. Remy Lebeau. The full-on filth pig. Imagine just signing up for
Mike Steele 4:06
YouTube and they're like, you need a name. I guess I'll just be fucking Norris. I guess
Unknown 4:08
I'll be full-on filth pig. I've
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 4:10
never
Unknown 4:10
signed up for this YouTube before, but I'd sure like these Corey Feldman guys.
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 4:15
What do we got? Madimi156. We got Marsha Brady.

How do the hosts celebrate Zen Feldman's 22nd birthday and announce the giveaway?

Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 4:20
Marsha Brady wants hug. Bramp. And of course, we got the Feldmer Man.
Mike Steele 4:26
Rounding out third with the Feldmer Man. The siren song of Feldman. I mean, the Feldmer Man is who's singing when we're tied to the thing.
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 4:35
That's just a small taste of some of the real ones in the chat. Thank you for spending this fine Friday evening with your boys, with the Wolfpack, with the Filth Pigs. Now, I mean... It's been quite a week because it's like this whole thing happens. We had this big crescendo last week. It's like when a TV show has this huge season finale and everyone's like, oh, my God, that was amazing. But then you're like, pfft. Now what?
Mike Steele 5:04
Now what are we supposed to do? The show went downhill after that. I
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 5:08
remember you ended that show and Mike looked at me and said, wad blown. I
Mike Steele 5:12
was
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 5:12
like, yeah, we blew our wad. Yeah, it feels like our wad's
Mike Steele 5:15
blown. Yeah, I'm missing my wad. I
Jim (Jim Norton / Jim of Jim and Them) 5:17
only have one wad. That's a great comparison because, yeah, it's like we've been building up our wad for years, and then we blew it, and now you've

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