Felddog Summer 2 REVEALS - #926 Part 1

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Unknown 0:00
Hi, Jim and them. I hear that your podcast is absolutely incredible. It's a showstopper every time. Just take a minute,
Zen Feldman 0:09
okay? Look, you have something to say. I have something to say, all right? So let's just talk, okay? Jim and them are pop culture, bro. I know that. I know that.
Unknown 0:21
Well, fuck, let's get it now. Quiet down now. It is time to watch the show. Yes, it started. Don't be licking me no more. Matter of fact, could you get me a handy wand? With their powers combined, they become pop culture. With their powers combined, they become Jim and them. The greatest podcast in the world. This is a comedy show. And we've taken over the industry. We've taken over the world. Ladies and gentlemen... Let's make something amazing happen right now. It's the anti-Corey pod. Every episode. Shut up! Oh my. I'm trying to fucking help you, you stupid bitch. Yeehaw. Obama! Corey Feldman here. It is necessary. We're certainly not telling you to go after Jim and them, but, you know, maybe helping us make sure that their channel is eradicated forever.
Jim (Jim and Them) 2:01
What it do? What it do, everybody? Welcome. Welcome, everyone. This, my friends, is Jim and them. This, of course, is a Corey Feldman show. You're well aware. We're all well aware of that. I forgot. I
Mike Steele 2:18
just
Jim (Jim and Them) 2:18
now remembered. You are tuned in, of course, live, live, live, live every Friday night, 715 ish. Pacific time. Oh, my gosh. Shout outs to the real ones in the motherfucking chat. Who do we get on the all day goons? We got Cheetah Chrome.
Unknown 2:38
I suck at everything I do.
Jim (Jim and Them) 2:40
We got Cheetah Chrome. We got Zapped916, Stone Ruby, Karma Cunts, The Soul Craft, Drew McG, Sinead Highland, Katie Hunter, PJ Smiles, Tom4, Boris Disco, Michael Nordstrom. Who do we got in the Twitch? A bunch of sickos, Jim. Yeah, a lot of sickos just hanging in the all-day chat, all day hanging out. Who do we got in the Twitch? Of course, we got Stax. We got Sleepy Caramel. We got Alma Splatter. Thank you. We got Kizzle82. He says, well, Kizzle82, first time chatter. I love that Spragles is a filth pig. Oh, shit. I don't know if you understand the history of Spragles, but yeah, he's a bit more than a filth pig. I mean, I would argue he's not a filth pig. He's an ex-member of Jim and Them long before
Mike Steele 3:26
filth pigs even
Jim (Jim and Them) 3:26
existed. I mean, he's a Jim and Them goon, that's for sure. He's an
Mike Steele 3:29
honorary
Jim (Jim and Them) 3:30
filth pig. Yeah. Yes, but a straight Jim and them goon. Who do we got in the goddamn YouTube? We got Feldmerman. We got Chris Oliver, 1980. The General Cleaner, J-Sods, one. Rat piss. Toe for Chris, too. Chris Ruby. Marsha Brady wants a hug. Lil Dicky B. and New Tang Clan. And that's just a small taste. That's just a few. That's just a few of the real ones. I know. I'm sorry if I didn't mention your name. I know you're out there. I love that you're out there. Thank you for spending this fine Friday evening.
Mike Steele 4:03
I don't want to alert the people out there whose names you didn't say, but
Jim (Jim and Them) 4:05
I'm under
Mike Steele 4:05
the impression that the only people here are the names you just
Jim (Jim and Them) 4:08
read. Oh, my God. So Jim might know, but I'm completely unaware. Yeah, no, don't worry. Mike will hear your name one day. Mike will love you. He'll love you just as much as the next person. Yeah. Now, yeah, that was nice. I was like, fuck, shit, is something going to happen? Yeah, there is no Jeff this week. Jeff had, I mean, this is not even a joke. It sounds like a joke. Jeff had to go to his girlfriend's mom's birthday party.
Mike Steele 4:37
Emphasis and italics and underlining under had.
Jim (Jim and Them) 4:41
Yeah.
Mike Steele 4:41
It was a requirement.
Jim (Jim and Them) 4:43
Yes. I mean, he always talks about how his girlfriend's a Latina or Latinx. And I assume in the Latinx, yeah, when it's your mom's birthday, like, every motherfucker's there. Everybody's there. So, you know, Jeff chose his girlfriend's mom over you fine people. It looks like he sent me a message, though. What do we have here? Oh, that was nice of him.
Jeff Murphy 5:09
Hey, this is Jeff Murphy from Jim and Them. Sorry I can't make the show tonight, guys. I really wanted to be there, but I got held up. Stopped by the Chinese place for some takeout, and it turned into a whole thing. The guy behind the counter just nodded and went, Number 47? While the kid in the back was already halfway through some advanced math homework and still managed to slightly overcook the rice.

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