Porta Potty Man - #922 Part 2
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Whoo! Welcome, welcome, welcome. You're listening to Jibin' Then episode, and I just now realized this episode 922. Yes, yes, yes. Part two? Yes. Two, two, two, hell yeah. And I'm here with
two of my best friends in the world. Oh my god! Start moving!
With Mr. Chamber Murphy I'm Vince Rickman and I got laser eyes coming out of me. I'm a whoa meme, what it do. Let's get this one thing for certain what uh two things for straight. I'm gay. Two, my dick fell off. Move out of having your dick fall off. Having your dick, having your dick fella.
Blame it on the dick fall off. Blame it on my dick. Blame it on the cheeseburger. My damn dick fell off. Hamburger. The HDM song remembers reminds me of Hamburger Jones or whatever his name was. I think it was literally hamburger Jones. But anyways, back to hamburger Mike. Thank you so much. And Mr. Hamburger, Jim Scampoli Yo Yo. Hamburger. Ham burger, who's a wanna Wizard Wanna wanna Ham Burger Shuck and Duckin' my dick fell off. Shuck and duck and quack quacked my dick. This is for uh be for people that know what we're talking about, they're rolling. They're loving it. Yeah, it's for the comedy heads. Yeah, for the real comedy historians. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, it's your part. My bad. No, no, no, you're good. Thank you for that fine, fine intro.
Welcome everyone to part two where the real ones go to die and then re be reborn and live forever. Who Joe Rogan's talking about the green room hanging out with Hamburger Jones and the Chucky Dickie Quack Quack? Yeah. He's just gone, ah. This is like back in the old days when Johnny would wave you over to sit down. You'd go you'd go up and do your set and you'd hope that maybe he'd wave you over, but he wouldn't sometimes he didn't like it. He wouldn't wave you over. Yeah. But when if when when that young Gary Shanling looked over to his right and Johnny waved him over, he'll never forget that moment. Now they're both worm food. Now the gold warm food except hamburger Jones. Except Hamburger Jones, I assume, is alive and well somewhere.
What was that guy? What was his name? I think it might be Hamburger Jones.
I feel like I I believe but it is
Hamburger Jones. Yes. Way to go, Mike. I'm Mike, out Jeff, Jesus. Sorry, that was me.
That was me. No Jeff. No Jeff.
Another dub for me.
Jersey, this is my man, Alonzo Hamburger Jones.
Alonzo Hamburger Jones. Doug he has like the Meramic cheese head on. Damagers.
The door's so big it's like a cowboy hat.
It's they're already excited. They already'm like, Oh my god, y I love this guy. I remember him. This is super worth us uh getting a fucking uh stream pull down. Yeah, you're right, right. I just want to hear the first hamburger. I just want to hear the first hamburger.
Hamber, how you folk feel like
Look at this big joker here. Same don't stand in front of YMC talking about, ooh look, they done spelled Macy's wrong.
I say it. Just say it and we're done.
Hamber and I'm going to go. All right,
there we go. We're done. We're done. That's like when Bert pops that shirt off. You're just waiting for it. Come
on, come on.
I had no idea
quick uh side, comedy side, I watched a little bit of that Netflix show. Legitimately, like the opening scene is like Rob Low, like Bert Kreischer has a show on Netflix. Wait, what's show what's I don't know?
It's oh so is it It's like it's kind of like a stand up sitcom. Oh, okay. Yeah about his life or whatever. I had no idea this existed. Oh, it's it's it sounds
like I made it up too, 'cause I don't know how much people know Burt Kreischer, but he just sucks, takes his shirt off.
So weird they would do that after he had a movie bomb so hard. Why would they ass too? This came out months ago. Yes. That's it like it it real weirdly like exposed that I mean, yeah, you could be I mean, we learned this lesson so many times. Like you could be big on the internet, but it literally means nothing. Sometimes it doesn't translate. It kind of it barely translates for Mr.
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