Schizo Melvin - #918 Part 2
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Perustin pyöräilyvaatteita valmistavan ornotin vuonna 2013. Mielestäni parasta Shopifessa on se, että voimme harjoittaa liiketoimintaa ilman teknistä osaamista. Voimme hallinnoida yrityksen taustajärjestelmiä ja frontendiä sekä myydä verkossa. Vaivatta! Jos Shopify olisi pyöräilyvaruste, se olisi mielestäni itse polkupyörä. Sillä asiat hoidetaan ja meidän liiketoimintamme hoituu Shopifessa. Alloita ilmainen kokeilu shopifi.com-sivustolla.
And I think that just that flicked this switch in me where I was like, okay. Fuck you. Watch this.
What's the deal with my brain? Why am I so obviously insane? In a perfect situation. I led love down the drain. There's the pitch, slow and straight. All I have to do is swing and I'm a hero. V now zero. Hungry nights once again, now it's getting unbelievable. Cause I could not have it better. But I just can't get no play from the girls all around As they search the night for someone to hold on to I just passed through seeing
Señor
Get your hands off the girl, can't you see that she belongs to me? And I don't appreciate this excess company. So I can't satisfy all the needs she has, and so she stops to wander. Can you blame her? Saying
Tell me there's a logic out there Needing me to better prepare Hold a day that something really special might come Tell me there's more for me I don't wanna be lonely All the rest of my days and yeah
Welcome, welcome, welcome. You're listening to Jim and Lim episode 918 Part 2. My name is Mike Steele, and I'm here to introduce two felons that are here with me. Starting to my left, the Rivers to my Cuomo, Mr. Jeff
Murphy. Oh my god, it's 2026 and I'm happy to announce the Jeff Murphy NFT hit the QR code on their left.
For the
new Jeff
Perfect QR code, but hey, hey, hey!
I know a lot of people feel like uh they they said Jeff you've been disassociating in these episodes and
yeah
I'm sorry guys. My grandma died. The last one left, she's dead, Mike. Uh but uh yeah, yeah, we've been like going through this whole like the will thing. I don't know. Like capitalism, that type of thing. Um but yeah, they the the inheritance they left uh they they left uh They left uh the the the the car to my mom. They bequeathed uh the house to my sister, uh uh and they didn't bequeath anything to me and I was like, uh uh yeah, good. Yeah, they didn't give me a bunch of shit that my grandma farted out of her ass? I don't think so. Is this the joke you said was the best joke? I I don't wanna I don't wanna be queee ever, dude. A bunch of fucking yeah, a bunch of pussy farts. For my grandma? I don't think so.
I don't care how much how much if uh uh I don't know. Uh back to you, Mike.
Thank you so much. To my right, the Alicia to my Cuthbert, Mr. Jim Skimpo.
Yo, yo, yo. What it do? What it do? Thank you so much for that fine, fine intro. Welcome to part two, ladies and germs. Um I forgot that was her in this video. Oh yeah, yeah. I saw a recent interview with her where she was talking about girl next door and how at the time, you know, she was uh she's supposed to be this hot, cool chick, but she was insecure herself. She didn't feel that. She didn't even realize. I've I've heard her talk about her chin. She said that she doesn't like her chin. Oh, is that for real? I haven't seen that. Yeah. Alicia Cuthbert rules. But to fucking sh
Shit, she uh farted out of her pussy?
Yeah, her wet one. Her big fat wet one.
I had no clue Feldman's life and career is just a gigantic race to the bottom. I thank you for the enlightenment. You've all been so helpful.
Good evening, cowards. That's what we're here for. Hell yeah, Norwal Norwalla, Norwallace.
Stern lived in my neighborhood when he was on WNBC in the early eighties. We'd acknowledge each other when I was landscaping and he would jog by man running emoji. Ooh,
Rick Lanice hanging out with Stern. Wow.
Howard sang the MJ version of What's Up With Youth when he sang it to Corey.
Uh Cockknockers. Uh did it Good evening cowards. I
guess he did sing it. We need any cowards. You are a latent appliance fetishist it appears to me.
I think he's talking about the Roomba.
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