Does Joe Have The WORST Trainers?

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Joe and James Fact Up 1h 11m 3 speakers 4 chapters transcribed 6 days ago
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Joe 0:34
Joe, do you wanna put your mic a bit closer too?
James Buckley 0:36
Oh,
Unknown 0:36
go
James Buckley 0:36
on. Speaking to the microphone. Okay. We're doing we're we're recording, Joe. We're on, we're up. We're on, here we go. I'm tired, man. Put too much energy into that last episode. That last one got a bit out of hand
Joe Thomas 0:49
and I got a bit overexcited at the end and um Yeah, well let's try and yeah, I'm tired as well. So I we'll just try and I don't know if this will
Joe 0:58
cheer you up. This is our fiftieth episode. Oh yeah,
James Buckley 1:01
okay, fiftieth. So half century. Okay. Let's change gear a
Joe 1:04
bit more exciting.
James Buckley 1:05
Fifty not out. We just had um new marketing people come in and speak to us. They're in charge of like getting sponsorship and things like that. Do you know what? Even in my head I was just like, this conversation's pointless. No, they have some ideas. Uh yeah, I'm sure they've got loads of ideas, but they need they need to find companies That will pay to be mentioned on this podcast.
Joe Thomas 1:30
Well also like one of them was quite new. So he was like a teacher on the first week in a rough school, being like, I can turn this round. Honestly, loved
James Buckley 1:41
the optimism.
Joe Thomas 1:42
Loved how optimistic they were. By week if we see him again, he'll be a broken man, he'll just be
James Buckley 1:48
trying to
Joe Thomas 1:48
get sponsored.
James Buckley 1:50
For this podcast is gonna destroy those people. Bless them. Yeah. God bless them. Good luck to them. Yeah. Um also we do need sponsors on this because um you've just bought some new shoes. Yeah, here they are. Um Oh, new shoes. Is that something? Is that an advert or something?
Joe 2:07
Not sure.
James Buckley 2:08
Oh new shoes.
Joe Thomas 2:11
There was something about new shoes in the in-betweeners that um they wanted to become a thing, which was the flea paz, where Will is wearing some black, big long shoes and everyone's going, You got fucking flippers on. And he says these are Italian and then you're like, Hey, where are my flea paz? Did that make it into the show? Did that actually make it did that get broadcast?
Joe 2:34
I think it I think it did.
James Buckley 2:36
It did,
Joe Thomas 2:36
yeah. It was like, Hey, where are my Philippas?
James Buckley 2:39
Dear.
Joe Thomas 2:40
Um
James Buckley 2:41
I like the in-betweeners and I d in my head I think it's good, but then sometimes I remember
Joe Thomas 2:45
No, you know, you're not gonna not everything's I think they thought that might be like a a new bus wankers. I think pro I think they thought that fleepers would be the it was a bit like how you know um Train spotting was just made. Is it? Yeah. Unbelievable that.
Joe 3:00
You're just gonna eat like that on Mike.
Joe Thomas 3:02
Some people don't like it the eating, but it's he's eating some minstrels. Mouth
Joe 3:06
if we
Joe Thomas 3:06
can someone somebody actually wants to sponsor us. Does anyone want to sponsor us? I just emptied the um
James Buckley 3:11
packet in my mouth.
Joe 3:12
Yeah. That's quite something.
James Buckley 3:13
That's why you should get counters. They're less noisy.
Joe Thomas 3:17
Yeah, I heard you talking about them. We're we're going to cross monsters now. Counters can. Minstrels, you're out. Counters. Well come in. I
Joe 3:25
think I'd spite the same company,
Joe Thomas 3:27
Galaxy.
James Buckley 3:29
Well fine. Galaxy make your counters and your minstrels. Okay.
Joe 3:32
I've got I've got a fun serving suggestion for minstrels though. I mean if Galaxy wanna sponsor it first, but I um If
James Buckley 3:39
it's anything to do with the microwave. It is. Yes, boring. Come on. Route
Joe 3:43
one. It's excellent.
James Buckley 3:45
So the the the shell stays hard but the inside becomes gooey.
Joe 3:49
Exactly. Don't tell me that's not fun.
Joe Thomas 3:51
It is quite fun. So i it's 'cause of the microwave of course Works and here's Here's the science. Um, the microwave expands water in the food. So if there's no water, it can't heat it. Um So presumably the shell has less water in, which would make sense because it's hard, whereas the inside is soft.

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