Jokes with Mark Simmons
Episodes
Ollie Horn
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ollie Horn enters the Jokes Podcast studio to discuss his new Edinburgh show, doing comedy in Japan & of course jokes.Watch Mark's Comedy Special ...
Chelsea Birkby
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea Birkby joins the boys to chat about joke topics including the Kardashians, the cheeky girls, apples and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Tour Talk - Back at it
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back on the tour and we hear all the gossip from Bath, Hemel, Salford & Ireland. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
Bella Hull
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bella Hull joins the boys to talk about her new Edinburgh show and some new joke ideas about winking and littering.Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouT...
Tour Talk - Bad Gig & Jazzminton
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Danny discuss a terrible gig, Danny gets scammed and Mark tells a new joke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Michael Odewale
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Michael Odewale tells us about his Live At The Apollo experience and three routines he's working on.Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube f...
Daniel Connell
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Great joke chat this week with Australian comedian Daniel Connell. We go deep into three of his jokes that don't work consistently enough.Watch Mark's...
Tour Talk - Brisbane & New Zealand
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mark & Danny catch each other up about what's been happening at gigs across opposite sides of the world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
Ryan Cullen
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan Cullen specialises in dark one-liners. Let's see what jokes he can't get to work in his act. Recored at the Adelaide Fringe.Watch Mark's Comedy S...
Tour Talk - New jokes, spiders & arm wrestling
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Don Biswas
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don Biswas joins the boys to chat about his Edinburgh debut, politics and jokes that he can't get to work #awoogaWatch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTub...
James Redmond
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James Redmond joins us to chat about his transition from acting to stand-up, new material about being a father and at least 3 clangs! Enjoy!Watch Mark...
Tour Talk - Melbourne Comedy Festival
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mark & Danny catch up after over a month apart. We hear how Mark is getting on in Australia and if his three new movie jokes landed #awooga Hosted...
Dave Ward
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dave Ward joins the boys to chat about running a new material gig, shows insight into his unusual note keeping technique and they analyse 3 of his rou...
Alexandra Haddow
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brilliant fun this week. Alexandra Haddow chats to the boys about an edgy routine, being an adult and jokes that she can't get to work #awoogaWatch Ma...
Imran Yusuf
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Imran Yusuf chats to the boys about similarities between comedy and the gaming industry, the origins of his dinosaur bit & of course, jo...
Sooz Kempner
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sooz Kempner joins Mark & Danny to chat about writing niche stand-up shows, jokes she can't get to work and we get a very racy last ten minutes of...
Chris Martin Returns
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Marting has a special out and tells us all about it as well as some new jokes he's working on #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Sikisa
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live At The Apollo's Sikisa joins the boys this week to chat about jokes that's she couldn't get to work, changes to material when performing on TV &a...
Tour Talk - Mr Dojangles
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we find out about Mark's taekwondo class, Danny's heckler and what did happen at the Eddie Izzard show. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See a...
Sam See
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jet setting Sam See joins the boys for this lively episode. We talk closeted christian orgies, chewing gum in Singapore and loads more jokes chat. Ho...
Tour Talk - Danny's First Set
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys travel back 27 years to the first time Danny did stand up at his secondary school, then jump forward a year to doing stand up on student radi...
Jack Skipper
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Internet sensation Jack Skipper join the boys to chat through some new joke ideas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Comic's Comic Award 2023 Winners Revealed
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we find out who won the 2023 Comic's Comic Awards. Categories include Best Act, Best MC, Best Independent Promoter & Outstanding C...
Joe Bor Returns
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Bor is here to discuss accidentally running into the LA marathon, trying to find Nicolas Cage & lot's and lot's of joke chat. #awooga Hosted o...
Tour Talk - Lost In New York
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Mark & Danny as they chat about acclimatising to christmas gigs after the tour, shows in New York and of course, jokes! Special appearace fro...
Tom Toal Returns
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Toal joins Mark & Danny to chat joke ideas, jokes that don't work and we also hear a joke in action that we fixed during the podcast #awooga H...
Sarah Roberts
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sarah Roberts joins the boys this week to chat about writing her first hour, gags that used to work but now don't and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted...
Ben Van Der Velde
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Van Der Velde brings three jokes he can't get to work and he, Mark & Danny attempt to save them. They also chat about techniques of improv and...
Nick Helm 3
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nick Helm's third time on the podcast and great fun was had by all. We chat about his feud with Robbie Williams, how he prepares for tour (Nick not Ro...
Tour Talk - Mark Goes Nuclear
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys and in Plymouth chatting all things tour, military gigs & lot's of joke chat #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Finlay Christie
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Finlay Christie joins the boys to chat about gigging in Belgium, the word "straight" and lot's of great joke chat #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
Katie Green
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Katie Green joins the boys to chat about gigging in America, fish and chips, Ratatouille & of course, jokes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Tour Talk - Portion of peas
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark & Danny work through a shopping joke idea, we hear all the antics from this week's tour shows and there is more Jason Donovan than any expect...
Michael Fenton Stevens
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Michael Fenton Stevens joins Mark this week to chat about writing for panto, the early comedy scene and out of date joke references. Enjoy #awooga Hos...
Tour Talk - We're back!
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They are back and raring to go. Danny and Mark talk about public speaking when under pressure, corporate gigs & jokes in every day life #awooga Ho...
Edinburgh Fringe Round Up
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Edinburgh Fringe is done so let's hear how it went. Mark & Danny chat about winning the Victoria Wood Award on behalf of Gareth, audience memb...
Abi Clarke
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Abi Clarke joins Mark and Danny to discuss comedic persona, missing photos and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
Edinburgh Talk - Matt Bragg
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Bragg joins Mark & Danny in their Edinburgh flat to discuss all things comedy, what to expect at the fringe and who's going to be performing ...
Nathan Caton
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nathan joins Mark & Danny this week to chat about everything weddings and what can go wrong at them. Lot's of material chat here. It's a fun one #...
Ali Woods
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ali Woods joins Mark & Danny to chat about comedy watches, hair cuts and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Markus Birdman Returns
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Britain's Got Talent, annoying audience members and of course, jokes are the topic of this brilliant episode with Markus Birdman #awooga Hosted on Aca...
Tour Talk - Backstage at the Leicester Square Theatre
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this Tour Talk episode we chat about comedy competitions, pre gig rituals and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Fiona Ridgewell Returns
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Back by popular demand, Fiona returns to let us know how her fringe prep is going, we chat through one of her routines and have a good old fashioned l...
Tour Talk - Backstage In Birmingham
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark & Danny are backstage in Birmingham at the Glee club chatting about more tour antics, frozen yogurt and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Ac...
Tour Talk - Cornwall vs Devon
18 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Tour Talk we discover how the Cornwall/Devon rivalry can affect a show, chat about Danny's tour mishaps and of course, jokes #awooga Ho...
Tom Stade Returns
11 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Filming comedy specials, risqué subject matter and of course jokes are some of the topics covered on this week's episode when Mark chatted to Tom Sta...
Tour Talk - You Don't Play With Daniel J
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this Tour Talk episode we chat about Danny's antics of the Quip Off The Mark tour, show previews and of course, jokes #awooga Hosted on Acast. See ...
Best Bits: Glenn Moore
04 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Mark has selective the best bits from the Glenn Moore episode. Enjoy #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
Jojo Sutherland
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Great episode this week. Mark & Danny discuss whether cauliflower cheese in welcome on a roast dinner before Mark chats to Jojo in Melbourne about...
Eleanor Tiernan
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another brilliant guest this week with Eleanor Tiernan. We chat about doing true stories on stage, doing a joke in a different voice and od course, jo...
Tour Talk - Egg Jalfrezi
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Mark & Danny for a catch up, hear about mad heckling, Travelodge sex tape, an egg jalfrezi & of course, jokes. #awooga Hosted on Acast. S...
Carey Marx
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode Mark and Danny catch up after Mark's return from Australia. Then we hear a very joke heavy conversation Mark had with Carey Mar...
A Celebration Of Gareth Richards
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us to remember the life, comedy and music of our friend Gareth Richards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Luke Heggie
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Mark chats to Australian comedian Luke Huggie whilst at the Melbourne comedy festival. They chat topics that are too triggering, comedy spec...
Stuart Foreman Returns
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Stuart has returned to stand up and we talk through 3 jokes that he can't get to work. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...
Mark In Brisbane
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Mark catches Danny up on all things Brisbane, they discuss names of companies, toilet incidents and of course, jokes. #awooga Hosted o...
Jonny Awsum Returns
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Mark and Danny have a brief Australia catch up and then Mark Chats to Jonny Awsum about musical comedy, the effect a melody has on a b...
Mark's in Australia
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Mark and Danny catch up on how gigs are going in Adelaide, what changes Mark has made to his his set and of course, jokes. #awooga Hos...
Jeff Innocent
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode Jeff Innocent joins Mark and Danny to discuss pickles he's found himself in at gigs, his first material and of course, jokes. #...
Michelle Shaughnessy
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode Michelle joins Mark & Danny to chat about her therapist ghosting her, shopping and of course, jokes! #awooga Hosted on Acas...
Mark In Singapore
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this week where we get a catch up from Mark in Singapore featuring Mark's travel flat mate and former podcast guest Markus Birdman. We chat ch...
Ross McGrane
12 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ross McGrane joins Mark & Danny this week to chat about becoming a dad, working in a call centre and of course, jokes. #awooga Hosted on Acast. Se...
Peter Rethinasamy
05 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter Rethinasamy joins Mark & Danny this week to chat about James Bond, being allowed down the pub and of course, jokes. #awooga Hosted on Acast....
Laura Smyth
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Laura Smyth joins Mark & Danny this week to chat about Live at the apollo, first sets and of course, jokes. Enjoy. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Tadiwa Mahlunge
22 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Mark and Danny are joined by Tadiwa Mahlunge. They chat about embarrassing school stories, naughty bedroom instruments and of course, jokes....
Mark's Birthday
15 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we celebrate Mark's birthday by chatting through birthday related jokes, Danny and Mark share an experience and we hear all about the ...
Joe Jacobs Returns
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cracking episode this week despite Joe trying to make us cut everything he said. Loads of great joke chat. Enjoy. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
Happy New Year from Mark & Danny
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A happy new year episode this week as Mark and Danny reflect a little on 2022, Danny receives a gift from Mark, one bad gig recollection and of course...
Vittorio Angelone
11 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Vittorio Angelone joins Mark and Danny in the studio to discuss being nominated in Edinburgh, writing his second show and of course, jokes that he can...
Dan Fardell
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Heavy on the joke chat this week, just how we like it #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mark's Best Man Speech
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the second part of the wedding speech podcasts, this time focussing on Mark's Barbados best man speech. There's even a few clips from the actual ...
Cake's in tears
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is part one of the wedding speech themed Jokes Podcast, featuring Mark's friend Tom Packman. Tom is preparing a speech for his Dad's wedding and ...
Erich McElroy
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Erich dig deep into some of Erich's material and we also get a tour update from Mark & Danny #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Thanyia Moore Returns
09 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Some great joke chat with Thanyia from the Glee club Cardiff along with a tour catch up with Mark and Danny. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Producer Joel Returns
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the long awaited return of producer Joel. How will this sit with Danny? We will find out. Have Mark and Joel fallen out???? Will there be joke ch...
Rebirth with Mark & Danny
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ward's hoard returns alongside some lovely joke chat #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Robin Morgan
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we talk about Robin's organised notepads, castles and of course, jokes that he couldn't get to work. #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Edinburgh aftermath with Mark & Danny
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This time Danny has made some notes from Mark's show which they discuss following some essential Wilkinsons shop and shower gel chat. #awooga Hosted o...
Edinburgh final update with Mark & Danny
28 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Final Edinburgh 22 update. We chat about the joke of the fringe award, joke ideas and lot's more #awooga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
Edinburgh update with Mark & Danny
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Let's see how Mark & Danny are getting on at the Edinburgh comedy festival. They talk journeys, updating their shows and what they have dropped. #...
Adele Cliff Returns
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Adele returns in fine form as we prepare for our Edinburgh previews. We talk knives,Pavlov's dog and lot's more joke chat. Enjoy. #awooga Hosted on Ac...
Karen Bayley
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Great joke chat with Karen, we chat about being called a Karen, flashers and much more. Come see Mark doing stand up on tour, ticket info here: http:/...
Miles Jupp
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Miles Jupp joins part to discuss having buckets thrown at him, jokes that didn't suit him and lot's more. #awoogaCome see mark on tour http://marksimm...
Andrew White
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is Andrew White. Lots of great joke chat including football chants, conversion therapy and labelling yourself. #awoogaSee mark on tour. Ticket in...
Paul F Taylor Returns
02 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So great to have Paul back on the show, great insight and great joke chat. Enjoy. #awoogaCome see Mark on tour www.marksimmons.co.uk Hosted on Acast. ...
Joey Page Returns
26 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joey Page is back and he's working on his 20. Let's see where he's at. Some Cracking joke chat here. Enjoy. #awoogaCome see Mark on tour: www.marksimm...
Windsor featuring Russell Hicks
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Double trouble this week as Mark is joined by not only 25 year comedy circuit veteran, Windsor but also friend of the podcast Russell Hicks drops in. ...
Mike Cox
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Cox joins Mark this week talking all things working in the police and of course loads of joke chat. Enjoy. #awoogaCome see Mark on tour: http://m...
Steve Gribbin
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Steve Gribbin is this week's guest. Some great joke chat and more. #awooga Come see Mark on tour: tickets Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss a...
Sean Collins
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sean Collins! We are back and Sean Collins is with us!Follow Kai on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never m...
Andy Askins
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Andy Askins is in the building (on Zoom)! Follow Andy on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an epis...
Fiona Ridgewell
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Fiona Ridgewell! Lots of very good technical chat for you joke-heads.Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Ho...
Alistair Barrie
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alistair Barrie! The amazing Alistair Barrie is here!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. S...
Dan Evans returns
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan Evans! He's back and are we glad to see himFollow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Ian Stone
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ian Stone! My BT Sport compadre and superb comedian Ian Stone is here!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode H...
Jessica Fostekew
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jessica Fostekew! The good guests keep on coming in 2022 with the wonderful Jessica Fostekew!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you ...
Esther Manito
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Esther Manito! It's our first show of 2022 and who better to spend it with then EstherFollow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never m...
Seann Walsh Christmas Special 2021!
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In what is now a Christmas tradition, Seann Walsh joins once again!Follow Seann on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podc...
Shaparak Khorsandi
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We are back! And what a guest to return with, it's the amazing Shaparak Khorsandi!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss ...