Jokes with Mark Simmons

361 jokes 5 at a time (returns)

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Your ol' pals Mark and Joel check in during the mid-season breakFollow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted ...

AN ANNOUNCEMENT

25 Sep 2021

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Strap in for AN ANNOUNCEMENT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michael Fabbri

16 Sep 2021

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Michael Fabbri! The excellent Michael Fabbri joins us!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. ...

Colin Cloud

10 Sep 2021

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Colin Cloud! “The real life Sherlock Holmes” joins us this week and we discover the close ties between comedy and illusion.Follow Mark on Twitter ...

Danny Ward returns (again)!

02 Sep 2021

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Danny Ward! We never tire of some Danny Ward action over here at Jokes HQFollow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episod...

361 jokes 5 at a time

26 Aug 2021

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Hello listener! It's a special bonus episode of our regular Patreon show 361 Jokes 5 at a time I tell producer Joel 5 jokes that I can't get to work a...

Stuart Mitchell

22 Aug 2021

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Stuart Mitchell! The fantastic Stuart Mitchell is here!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast....

Ian Moore

12 Aug 2021

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Ian Moore! The superb Ian Moore is here, buy his book HEREFollow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Aca...

Jarlath Regan

05 Aug 2021

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Jarlath Regan! The wonderfully funny Jarleth Regan is here PLUS we solve (ish) a listener's joke conundrum.Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the p...

Carl Donnelly returns

29 Jul 2021

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Carl Donnelly! His second time on the show, earning him the much coveted Friend Of The Show statusFollow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so...

Paul Savage

22 Jul 2021

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Paul Savage! It's a joke heavy episode (your favourite, listener)Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted...

Liz Miele

15 Jul 2021

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Liz Miele! The incredibly talented Liz Miele is here!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. S...

George Lewis

02 Jul 2021

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George Lewis! This is just a classic episode of Jokes, this is what you're here for.Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never mis...

Josh Berry

24 Jun 2021

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Josh Berry! Comedian! Writer! Impressionist!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Eric Rushton

17 Jun 2021

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Eric Rushton! Erics here for another stellar Jokes episode!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Ac...

Garrett Millerick

12 Jun 2021

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Garret Millerick! Comedian and podcaster Garrett Millerick joins usFollow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Host...

Freddy Quinne

03 Jun 2021

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Freddy Quinne! Comedian and Tik Tok superstar Freddy Quinne is here!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hos...

William Stone

27 May 2021

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William Stone! This one is packed to the rafters with joke chatFollow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted o...

Darren Walsh

19 May 2021

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Darren Walsh! Strap in, it's a joke heavy episode.Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See ...

Andrew O'Neill

13 May 2021

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Andrew O'Neill! Anarchist comedy-wizard!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Morgan Rees

06 May 2021

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Morgan Rees! You know what time it is, another brilliant comedian telling us jokes they couldn't get to work!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the...

361 Jokes, 5 at a time

03 May 2021

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Here's a little taster of whats available on our Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cally Beaton

29 Apr 2021

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Cally Beaton! It's excellent comedian and Mark's comedy mum Cally Beaton!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episod...

Bobby Mair

22 Apr 2021

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Bobby Mair! It's television's and Canadian Mark lookalike Bobby Mair!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Ho...

Luke Toulson

15 Apr 2021

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Luke Toulson! A man who likes talking about jokes.Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See ...

Jenny Collier

08 Apr 2021

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Jenny Collier! The excellent comedian Jenny Collier is here with a list of things her mum has said.Follow Jenny on Twitter | While you're there follow...

Josh Pugh

01 Apr 2021

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Josh Pugh! A lovely chat with friend of the show Mr Josh Pugh!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on...

Tom Lucy

25 Mar 2021

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Tom Lucy! Returning hero and friend of the podcast Tom Lucy is here!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hos...

Andrew Bird

18 Mar 2021

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Mr Andrew Bird is here!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...

Andrew Ryan

13 Mar 2021

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Andrew Ryan! Comedian! Golfer!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Carl Hutchinson

04 Mar 2021

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Great Geordie and even better comic Carl Hutchinson!Follow Carl on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never mi...

Jarred Christmas

25 Feb 2021

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Jarred Christmas! Kiwi Komic and kind man Jarred Christmas is on the pod!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episod...

Matt Reed

18 Feb 2021

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Matt Reed! Bearded comedian and fellow podcaster!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See a...

Ben Norris

13 Feb 2021

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He's here! Legend of the game Mr Ben Norris!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode Hosted on Acast. See acast....

El Baldiniho

04 Feb 2021

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El Baldiniho! Comedian! Magician! Friend of the show!Follow El on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never ...

Matt Rees

28 Jan 2021

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Matt Rees! Exceptional Welsh comedian Matt Rees is here!Follow Matt on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you neve...

Martin Mor

21 Jan 2021

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Martin Mor! Comedian! Nice guy! Martial Arts enthusiastFollow Martin on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you nev...

Simon Lomas

14 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Simon Lomas! A proper joke heavy episode of this podcast, which lets face it, is why you're here.Follow Simon on Twitter | While you're there follow M...

Brennan Reece

07 Jan 2021

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Brennan Reece! That's him! From Live At The Apollo, superb comedian Brennan Reece!Follow Brennan on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscri...

Seann Walsh Christmas Special!

24 Dec 2020

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Seann Walsh! He's here for the big Christmas special and shares some righteous fury about Easter eggs.Follow Seann on Twitter | While you're there fol...

Robert White

17 Dec 2020

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Robert White! Comedian! Britain's Got Talent runner-up! Great guy!Follow Robert on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast...

Ken Cheng

10 Dec 2020

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Ken Cheng! Comedian AND professional poker player Ken Cheng is here!Follow Ken on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast ...

Eshaan Akbar

03 Dec 2020

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Eshaan Akbar! A lovely chat with superb comic Eeshan.Follow Eshaan on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never...

Milo McCabe

27 Nov 2020

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Milo McCabe! Here he is! Tv presenter, actor and comedian Milo McCabe!Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode H...

Chris Turner

19 Nov 2020

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Chris Turner! Brilliant rapper and joke writer Chris Turner joins us from Colorado!Follow Chris on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscrib...

Julian Deane

12 Nov 2020

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Julian Deane! Returning hero and very funny man Julian Deane is here!Follow Julian on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podc...

Chris Washington

05 Nov 2020

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Chris Washington! Brilliant comic Chris Washington is here talking Deliveroo and Dysons.Follow Chris on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Sub...

Jim Campbell

29 Oct 2020

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Jim Campbell! Comedian, podcaster and one of the world's great men Jim Campbell is here!Follow Jim on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subsc...

Elliott Steel

22 Oct 2020

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Elliott Steel! Full of great joke chat and an extended tale of near-violence directed towards a ticket inspector.Follow Elliott on Twitter | While you...

Phil Jerrod

15 Oct 2020

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Phil Jerrod! We talk about being mugged for ages!Follow Phil on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss ...

Alice Marshall

08 Oct 2020

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Alice Marshall! It's all about character comedy!Follow Alice on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss ...

Colin Leggo

01 Oct 2020

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Colin Leggo! The UK pun champion is here!Follow Colin on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an epis...

Noel James

24 Sep 2020

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Noel James! One of the finest Welsh comedians there is talking to us about Welsh wordplay and Grimaldi the clown.Follow Noel on Twitter | While you're...

Adele Cliff

10 Sep 2020

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Adele Cliff! It's jokes jokes jokes as we welcome another one-liner specialistFollow Adele on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to ...

Mick Ferry

03 Sep 2020

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Mick Ferry! We go again with another Funz and Gamez alumn the superb Mick Ferry!Follow Mick on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to...

Phil Ellis

27 Aug 2020

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Phil Ellis! The wonderful Phil Ellis is here, we're mostly chatting about scripted radio comedy here and it's all GOLD.Follow Phil on Twitter | While ...

Will Duggan

20 Aug 2020

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Will Duggan! The incomparable Will Duggan is here! We talk about his penis for most of the podcast!Follow Will on Twitter | While you're there follow ...

Aaron Simmonds

13 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Aaron Simmonds! Please find a place to shelter from this heat and listen to the wonderful Aaron Simmonds talk about shaving his penis.Follow Aaron on ...

Aurie Styla

06 Aug 2020

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Aurie Styla! YES! Featuring a brilliant piece of material NEVER performed anywhere before.Follow Aurie on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | S...

Ross Smith

30 Jul 2020

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Ross Smith! The excellent Ross Smith is here with jokes and an admiration for serial killers.Follow Ross on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark |...

Jo Caulfield returns

23 Jul 2020

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Jo Caulfield is back! Loads of thoroughly good joke chat in this one.Follow Jo on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast ...

Sarah Millican pt 2

16 Jul 2020

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Even more Sarah Millican! Featuring big noses and even bigger hands.Follow Sarah on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcas...

Sarah Millican pt 1

09 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the big one! The amazing Sarah Millican is here to talk all about jokes that don't work, how to try them out and when it's time to lose them.Watc...

Stephen Grant

02 Jul 2020

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Stephen Grant! Here we go, a bumper episode with excellent man Stephen Grant!Follow Stephen on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to...

*BONUS* John Hastings

01 Jul 2020

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BONUS EPISODE! You delivered the 5 star reviews so we're delivering you the bonus content with the superb John Hastings!Follow John on Twitter | While...

Chris Martin

25 Jun 2020

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Chris Martin! All the way from Los Angeles it is the very excellent Chris Martin!Follow Chris on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe ...

Matt Green

18 Jun 2020

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Matt Green! The wonderful Mr Matt Green is here! Follow Matt on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss ...

Charlie Baker

11 Jun 2020

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Charlie Baker! The brilliant Mr Baker is here!Follow Charlie on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss ...

Dane Baptiste returns

04 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dane Baptiste! Dane is BACK and are we happy to see himYes article: https://www.yesmagazine.org/opinion/2017/09/08/my-white-friend-asked-me-on-faceboo...

Kelly Convey

01 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Kelly Convey! The excellent Kelly Convey is here to talk about how lockdown hasn't be too bad so far..Follow Kelly on Twitter | While you're there fol...

Michael Akadiri

28 May 2020

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Michael Akadiri! A comedian and a doctor! This man does it all.Follow Michael on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast s...

Susie McCabe

26 May 2020

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Susie McCabe! The wonderful Susie McCabe is here! We're talking a cancelled Edinburgh and how a drunk audience will never truly invest in your charact...

Joe Wells

21 May 2020

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Joe Wells! A huge AWOOGA to the wonderful Mr Joe WellsFollow Joe on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you never m...

Russell Hicks

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Russell Hicks! Spend half an hour with me and the best improviser in the game,Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an e...

Nick Helm returns

14 May 2020

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Nick Helm! He's back! Armed with a truly amazing story about Robbie WilliamsPatreon special hereFollow Nick on Twitter | While you're there follow Mar...

Kai Humphries

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Kai Humphries! Fantastic comedian and one of the nicest men in all of comedy stops by for half an hour or so.Follow Kai on Twitter | While you're ther...

Markus Birdman

07 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Markus Birdman! Another lovely lockdown joke-fest for ya.Follow Markus on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the podcast so you n...

Peter Brush

04 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Peter Brush! After Tony Cowards last week we are treating you to ANOTHER excellent one-liner comic. You lucky sods.Follow Peter on Twitter | Follow Ma...

Tony Cowards

30 Apr 2020

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Tony Cowards! Fellow one-liner merchant and extremely nice man Tony Cowards is in the house!Follow Tony on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | ...

Scott Bennett

27 Apr 2020

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Scott Bennett! Superb comedian and shed content provider Scott Bennett joins me on the phone!Follow Scott on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark ...

Gareth Richards

23 Apr 2020

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Gareth Richards! Friend of the podcast but more importantly friend of the me, Mark. Gareth was my phone call podcast guinea and what a fine man he is ...

Stuart Goldsmith

20 Apr 2020

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Stuart Goldsmith! Superb comedian and podcast royalty!Watch Mark's Comedy Special on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvP...

Sarah Keyworth

16 Apr 2020

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Sarah Keyworth! The brilliant Sarah Keyworth joins us today and brings with her a bit about door handles no one can understand.Follow Sarah on Twitter...

Tez Ilyas

13 Apr 2020

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Tez Ilyas! Lockdown won't stop us talking to excellent comedians, today it's Tez!Follow Tez on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to...

Tom Allen

09 Apr 2020

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Tom Allen! Everyone's favourite Mr Tom Allen spends a lovely half an hour with us topped and tailed with clothes horse chat.Follow Tom on Twitter | Wh...

Alice Fraser

06 Apr 2020

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Alice Fraser! All the way from Australia it’s the amazing Alice Fraser!Follow Alice on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the p...

Tiff Stevenson

02 Apr 2020

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Tiff Stevenson! Excellent comedian Tiff Stevenson on the differences in comedy in the UK and US PLUS a great gag about pineapple.Follow Tiff on Twitte...

Desiree Burch

30 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Desiree Burch! It’ll take more than a lockdown to stop the Jokes with Mark train, brand new episode featuring the wonderful Desiree Burch!Follow Des...

Kevin McCarthy

26 Mar 2020

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Kevin McCarthy! Legend of the game! One of the nicest people on the circuit! Follow Mark on Twitter | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss ...

*BONUS* from the archives

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bonus! This episode features amazing comedians Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Gary Delaney, Rhys James and Ivo Graham! All recorded in a time before this pod...

Dan Evans

19 Mar 2020

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Dan Evans! Mark was lucky enough to catch Dan Evans pre-gig and he has oodles of excellent jokes he could never get to workFollow Dan on Twitter | Whi...

Andrea Hubert

12 Mar 2020

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Andrea Hubert! Recorded backstage at the glamourous Epsom Theatre with the always excellent Andrea.Follow Andrea on Twitter | While you're there follo...

Paul McCaffrey

05 Mar 2020

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I chat to the amazing Paul McCaffrey before a gig in Glastonbury!See Paul on tour | Follow Paul on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscrib...

Phil Nichol

27 Feb 2020

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Phil Nichol! Man of many talents including excellent joke writing Phil Nichol is here!Follow Phil on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscr...

Rhys James

20 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the amazing Rhys James! He’s got loads of great material he’s had to burn for one reason or another, hear it HEREWatch Mark's Comedy Specia...

Tom Stade

13 Feb 2020

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Tom Stade! Mark bamboozled one of the circuits greatest acts pre-show and forced him to do the podcast.Follow Tom on Twitter | While you're there foll...

Sean McLoughlin

06 Feb 2020

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Sean McLoughlin! Fresh from writing on an enormous gig that we are contractually forbidden to speak about, Sean comes armed to the teeth with gags.Fol...

Mike Gunn

30 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Gunn! A legend of the game! Loads of superb jokes here, Mike’s jokes that don’t work are as good as most people’s that do.Follow Mike on Tw...

Adam Bloom

23 Jan 2020

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Adam Bloom! He's one of the greatest comedy brains in the game so strap in.Follow Adam on Twitter | While you're there follow Mark | Subscribe to the ...

Joe Jacobs

17 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Joe Jacobs! Finally we have Joe Jacobs on the podcast, we recorded with him once before but had to burn the tapes as he said some things we could neve...