Judge John Hodgman
Episodes
Yankee Boot Swap
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week to clear the docket! They talk about living with one's mother after getting marri...
Life Hacks With Judge John Hodgman
10 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week to clear the docket! They talk about theater worthy movies, snow plowing, traveli...
Live From San Francisco Sketchfest 2019
03 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode was recorded live at San Francisco Sketchfest! The first case is "Bleach of Contract." Then, Nnekay FitzClarke of MINORITY KORNER ...
Forced Arbor-tration
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Richard brings the case against his husband, Chris. They have a Japanese Maple tree in their yard and Richard loves it. But, Chris thinks it’s an ey...
280 Character Witness
21 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Troy files suit against his friend, Sarah. Troy discovered that Sarah is not following him back on Twitter. He's especially offended that she is follo...
Tic or Tac
13 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week to clear the docket, with special guest Aimee Mann! They talk about dating after ...
Inbox, Outbox, Catbox, Birdbox
06 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's time again for Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn to clear the docket! This week, Emily Heller joins them! They discuss cases about pape...
Live From Portland, Oregon 2019
27 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode was recorded LIVE IN PORTLAND, OREGON! The first case is "Brown vs. Hoard of Vegetation." Then, Carrie Poppy and Ross Blocher of O...
Live From Seattle 2019
20 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode was recorded LIVE IN SEATTLE! There's the case, "May It Placebo the Court," and Swift Justice cases about making new friends, havi...
Double Histameanor
13 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Britton files suit against her boyfriend, Jackson. Britton is allergic to cats and avocados, but she won’t cut them out of her life! Jackson is worr...
Throwin' Bows
06 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn stay in chambers this week because the docket needs clearing. They talk about the NYT Crossword, pasta, bat...
Live From Vancouver 2019
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode was recorded LIVE IN VANCOUVER! We hear the dispute LOVE DRACTUALLY and Swift Justice, with guests Louise Burns and Dave Shumka! T...
Contempt of Carport
23 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Gilly brings the case against her husband Steve. Gilly believes that the neighborhood they live in is in the suburbs, but Steve disagrees! Who's right...
Spider Buddies
16 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week to clear the docket! They talk about spiders, fortune cookies stashes, naming chi...
Quid Pro Ho Ho Ho
10 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ash-Lei files suit against her brother Josh. Their family does a gift exchange for their Ukrainian Christmas celebration every January. Josh has alrea...
Small Names Court
02 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mara brings the case against her brother Adam. They disagree on the proper way to pronounce their Italian surname. Mara uses a pronunciation that the ...
Wreathing Havoc
20 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s our last episode of 2018! We’ll be off next week for the holidays. Paul files suit against his wife, Lizzie. Paul loves to decorate for Chris...
Juris-diction
12 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Melissa brings the case against her father, Mark. She complains that in classic weird-dad fashion, Mark intentionally mispronounces words and brand na...
What An Age We Live In
05 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Judge John Hodgman clears the docket in his chambers with Bailiff Jesse Thorn! They talk about the "good spot" on the couch, the phrase "ca...
Torch Reform
28 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Spike brings the case against his wife, Ellie. Spike would like a kitchen blow torch but Ellie thinks it’s too dangerous! Who's right? Who's wrong? ...
Pizza is a Gift
21 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week so they can clear the docket! They talk about door knocking vs handle jiggling, f...
Me-maw & Order
14 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Julia brings the case against her mother, Donna. Growing up, Julia and her sister called their grandmother, "Mucca." But Donna believes it was origina...
Verdict Through the Grapevine
07 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Stephanie brings the case against her husband, Ross. There is a grapevine growing on the house and around their balcony. Stephanie believes it’s haz...
Cos-plagiarism
31 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Samantha brings the case against her sister Vanessa. They regularly do cosplay and attend steampunk conventions together. Several cons ago, Vanessa ca...
Slunch Buggy No Punch Backs
24 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week because the docket needs to be cleared! They discuss punching your fellow car pas...
R and Arbitration
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jeff brings the case against his girlfriend, Diana. He prefers to travel without a plan, leaving plenty of room for spontaneous adventures. Diana pref...
The JJHo Old Timey Newsreel
10 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week to clear the docket! They rule on disputes having to do with podcast listening sp...
Remodel Behavior
03 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Crystal brings the case against her husband Todd. She likes to do projects around their house. But she complains that when she's about halfway through...
Requesting an Immediate Ingestion
26 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Matthew brings the case against his wife, Angie. In their family, it's the rule that they all remain at the dinner table until everyone is done eatin...
Classic Friendaround
19 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Guest Bailiff Jean Grae returns to the court to help Judge John Hodgman clear the docket! They talk about party hosting responsibilities, dad jokes, p...
Jerky Duty
12 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Adara brings the case against her friend, Bobby. They host a radio show together and Bobby likes to do fake celebrity phone calls on air. Adara thinks...
Don't Call the Next Witness
06 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Kirya brings the case against her mother, Tanja. Tanja hates talking on the phone. She doesn’t even have a phone anymore. But, Kirya is worried abou...
Race Closed
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Keri brings the case against their boyfriend, Jim. Jim plays and streams car racing simulators. He’s developed an audience and has a bit of a follow...
Jerseyprudence
22 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew brings the case against his dad, George. Andrew would like for George to come see him in Queens more often. But George says it’s too much of ...
Waffle House Arrest
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Shenlyn brings the case against her husband, Martin. Shenlyn loves to go out for breakfast with family and friends, but Martin prefers breakfast at ho...
Nein Tense of the Law
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Colleen brings the case against her husband, Kevin. They send their kids to a German language immersion school. Kevin has begun taking German language...
Swipe Right to Remain Silent
01 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Phillip brings the case against his girlfriend, Rachel. The two of them met on a dating app. Rachel wants to tell people they met another way, but Phi...
Statute of Celebrations
25 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Rick brings the case against his wife, Sarah. When Sarah’s birthday month rolls around, she likes to plan different celebrations with various groups...
Much Ado About Clothing
18 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jason brings the case against his friend, Francisco. They run a community Shakespeare theatre group together. Jason would like to try doing more conte...
Edible Arraignments
11 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman is away from the court on this week's episode. Bailiff Jesse Thorn is taking over judging duties, with friend of the court Jordan M...
Into the Teal
04 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week to clear the docket! They talk about bedroom wall colors, loud clappers, meat coo...
Live From Chicago 2018, Part 2
27 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman is live in Chicago again, at Thalia Hall for the Onion Comedy and Arts Festival! "Amendment to the Constellation" plus Swift Justic...
The Booth, the Whole Booth, and Nothing But the Booth
20 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sophie is filing suit against her parents, Toby and Thor. If they are out to eat and seated at a table they don't like, Toby and Thor will ask to sit ...
The Whistle Throne
13 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week to clear the docket with special guest, Alison Becker! They talk about whistling,...
Live From Chicago, 2018
06 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode was recorded live in Chicago at Thalia Hall, as part of The Onion Comedy & Arts Festival! Tune in for "Tilty or Not Tilty" plus Sw...
Dance Like No One is Showering
30 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week, clearing that docket! They talk about disputes having to do with speakerphone, w...
Across State Felines
23 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Adrienne brings the case against her boyfriend, David. They are going to be attending graduate school in different states and cannot agree on how to h...
Wedding Clashers
16 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Laura brings the case against her fiance, Zach. Laura would like to elope but Zach thinks that they should have a bigger, more traditional wedding. Wh...
Eminent Bromain
10 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Theresa brings the case against her brother, Paul. Paul insists on referring to her childhood bedroom as the "Guest Room." But Theresa thinks it shoul...
The Most Beautiful Man in Jurisprudence
02 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week so they can clear the docket! Friend (enemy?) of the court, Elliott Kalan, joins ...
Tambourine With the Evidence
25 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Judge John Hodgman, Anne brings the case against her husband, Mike. Mike travels internationally a lot for work. He likes to bring home ...
Yappy Trails
18 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you everyone who became a new or upgrading member during the 2018 MaxFunDrive! You helped us not only hit our goal of 25,000 new or upgrading me...
Beyond a Reasonable Bout
11 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
MaxFunDrive is still happening! Become a member today and support the production of Judge John Hodgman every week. This show could not exist without y...
Chips Annoy!
04 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's MaxFunDrive time! Become a member today and support the production of Judge John Hodgman every week. This show could not exist without your suppo...
Legal Jar Gone
28 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Kit brings the case against his roommate Olivia. Olivia likes to keep and repurpose jars. Kit says Olivia’s collection has grown too large. But Oliv...
Refrigerator Firefighter
21 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are clearing the docket this week! They talk about leaving hair dryers plugged in, splitting movie theater ...
Judge's Court, Judge's Rules
14 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are clearing the docket this week! They talk about how to deal with merchandise one receives by mistake, w...
Undisclosed Financial Settlement of Catan
07 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Randi brings the case against their girlfriend Lizzy. Lizzy has a growing board game collection and Randi would like her to pare it down. Lizzy says h...
Shut Your Spy Hole!
28 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
TJ brings the case against his wife Rachel. TJ has set up a few security cameras in their home. He likes being able to see the kids without bothering ...
The Battlestar Galactist Generation
21 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week so they can clear the docket. They talk about strangers on the subway reading Vac...
Tux Evasion
15 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Rebecca brings the case against her teenage son, Parrish. Parrish is a senior in high school and he refuses to go to his senior prom. Rebecca doesn't ...
Duplo Jeopardy
08 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Caleb brings the case against his friend, Ryan. Caleb is ready to get rid of his Lego collection, but Ryan thinks he should keep it in storage. Ryan s...
Transcendental Irritation
31 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Liz brings the case against her coworker, John. John likes to meditate in their department’s workspace. But Liz thinks he needs to find a new place!...
Moral High Ground vs. Moral Pit
24 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week! They talk about diet sodas, fruity teas, shower maintenance while staying with i...
Live From San Francisco Sketchfest, 2018
18 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
"Statute Arf Limitations" and Swift Justice, recorded live at San Francisco Sketchfest! With special guests Merrill Garbus and Nate Brenner of Tune-Ya...
Check Pleas
10 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Samantha files suit against her mother, Tina. When they go out together, Tina always insists on paying. Samantha says that she is an adult who works f...
Chandler Braggin' on Beeps
03 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn kick off 2018 in chambers and ready to clear the docket! They talk about listening to songs on repeat, work...
Coq Au Ban
27 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Gideon brings the case against his wife, Cynthia. He wants their family's chickens to be free range, but Cynthia says they have destroyed her garden. ...
Lodging: A Complaint
21 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Katie brings the case against her husband, Briton. Briton doesn’t like spending the night at Katie’s parents’ house when they visit. But she lik...
Seating Arraignments
14 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth files suit against her friend, Zach. They spend a lot of time together watching TV at Zach’s apartment. But Elizabeth is unhappy with his ...
Ayn Rand Out!
06 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week to clear the docket. They rule on cases regarding sides of the bed, TSA Precheck,...
Grouse Negligence
29 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Kasey brings the case against her husband, Josh. Josh is an avid hunter and would like to go as much as he can during the season. But Kasey wants him ...
Marco? Justice!
22 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Nate brings the case against his wife, Pam. They have just bought their first house and Pam wants to have a swimming pool installed. Nate says pools a...
Phantom Stereo Repair Shop
15 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are back in chambers this week to clear the docket. They talk about vacuum repairs, scrambled eggs, going a...
Live from the London Podcast Festival 2017, Part 2
08 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
"Scarflaw" and Swift Justice, live from the London Podcast Festival! Plus, music from Barbarossa! Thank you to Mike Brady, Aaron Campbell & Hilary Loz...
Bonus Episode: Jesse Thorn Interviews John Hodgman for Bullseye
03 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman sat down with Bailiff Jesse Thorn for NPR's Bullseye to discuss his newest book Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches. Th...
Turing Testimony
01 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Sharmain brings the case against her friend Philippa. She says that Philippa has been spending too much time texting on an app with an Artificial Inte...
Public Befriender
25 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Heather brings the case against her husband, Larry. Heather says that when they are out running errands, Larry spends too much time chatting with whom...
Pro Patink All the Way
18 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are back in chambers to clear the docket! They discuss cases about word pronunciation, sharing the road, st...
Live from the London Podcast Festival 2017
11 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
"Crypto Facto" and Swift Justice, live at King's Place in London during the 2017 London Podcast Festival! With music from Serafina Steer! Thank you to...
A Podcast for the Problemless
04 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week! They clear the docket with Deputy Judge Jonathan Coulton. The team rules on dis...
Live From Brooklyn , NY 2017
27 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
"Statute of Imitations" and Swift Justice live at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY! Plus, music from Carsie Blanton! Carsie's raising money on Kickstart...
Planted Evidence
20 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Max files suit against his mother, Mercedes. When Mercedes sees a plant she likes out in the world, she takes a clipping home to plant in her garden. ...
He Bed, She Bed
06 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tom brings the case against his wife, Myranda. Myranda complains that Tom’s snoring and other nighttime habits keep her awake. She wants to start sl...
Fudgie the Bail
30 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Kate brings the case against her husband, Aaron. Aaron insists on baking cakes for every birthday party or special event. Kate would rather he focus h...
Little Weirdsies
23 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn clear the docket, with the help of Guest Deputy Judge Linda Holmes (NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hou...
Sport Reform
16 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Karen brings the case against her husband, Tom. Tom has been teaching their 8 year old son about faking injuries on the soccer field. Karen doesn't th...
Nap Judgment
09 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ann files suit against her husband, Stephen. When they travel, Ann wants to keep a regular sleeping schedule to avoid grogginess. But, Stephen thinks ...
Burden of Pooch
03 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Kate brings the case against her husband, Rob. Rob had a childhood dream of getting an Old English Sheepdog. Now they have one, and Kate says she is d...
Buffalo Wild Writs
26 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Rowena brings the case against her boss, Glen. When they travel for work, Glen likes to eat at the same chain restaurants. But, Rowena wants to branch...
Muzzbarketing and Morning Beverages
19 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn clear the docket on this week's episode. They discuss cases regarding old t-shirts, twins sharing a room, m...
Live in Chicago at Very Very Fun Day 2017
12 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
"Seeking Redress" and Swift Justice recorded live from Maximum Fun's first ever Very Very Fun Day in Chicago. With Guest Bailiff Jean Grae and musical...
Might as Well Judge
06 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackson brings the case against his friend, Jesse. They are at odds about the merits of Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony. Jesse insists Michael Antho...
Common Law Carriage
28 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Blythe brings the case against her boyfriend Mac. Mac thinks he should have free rein to borrow Blythe’s car. But Blythe wants him to ask for her pe...
Innjustice
21 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke brings the case against his fiancee, Quay. They are planning their destination wedding and have a limited number of on-site cabins available. Luk...
Deep in the Misanthropy Hole
14 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn return to chambers this week to clear the docket. They discuss eggshell disposal, baseball team allegiance,...
Live From SF Sketchfest 2017
07 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
"Hieronymous Quash" and "Property Bothers" recorded in front of a live audience at San Francisco Sketchfest 2017! Plus, Swift Justice and songs from s...
Scaritime Law
31 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ethan brings the case against his girlfriend Jayna. Ethan would like to spend one night on the Queen Mary ocean liner. But, reports of ghosts aboard t...
Vehicular Man-Squatter
24 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ri brings the case against his brother Jan. Jan has been living in his car for the last several months. Ri thinks Jan needs to find an apartment of hi...
Sisterhood of the Gaveling Pants
17 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Zoe brings the case against her sister, Mara. Zoe has accused Mara of stealing her clothes and she would like them back. Mara thinks Zoe should be mor...