Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of the recent election results?
Tudor, Peach, Apple, and Fuzz. This may not surprise you, but a lot of these tend to come from the mountains. I was going to say, a lot of your home area has been brought up here. Yes. In Clay County, somebody ran whose nickname was Country Earl.
Oh, Country Earl's getting my vote. Yeah, you got to vote for that guy.
For Magistrate in Clay County, the two finalists were Earl Country Earl Owens. And Russell Rabbit, Smith. Again, this sounds like a heavyweight fight that you'd see at the fair. Country Earl versus Rabbit. And then finally, for Constable in that district, the winner was Michael Darrell Wagers. But second place came Roy Little Bit Hubbard.
How much did he lose by?
a little bit. Are you pro nicknames? I'm all for this. If you were voting for Constable and you didn't know the candidates and your choices were Michael Wagers and Roy Little Bit Hubbard, are you voting for Little Bit? Absolutely. To have a nickname like that, you've got to know a lot of people. They've got to trust you. It's kind of like a good old boy name.
That's the guy I want roaming my streets in the Constable car. What do you think makes somebody get the nickname Little Bit? Or maybe we know. You know what? Maybe we just let that one go. So there you go. That is your election update. I wasn't getting that on WKYT last night, the nicknames. Did they talk about any of these races at WKYT? They did not. Okay.
Also, condolences in Pike County to third-place finisher in the jailer's race, Ronald Big Bubby Scott. I'm sorry, Big Bubba. I'm all in on these nicknames. Who's next, Shannon? Okay, 859. Somehow we ended up with no calls after that conversation. These people are enjoying the listening. Let's go back for a second. Did you see John Wall when he talked about his game day superstition? I did.
John Wall said every game day he would wear two pairs of Hanes socks. and he required two new pairs of Hanes socks for each game, and he said he would give away the used socks to charity. Socks for kids to send children to Australia. Do you have ā Do you think that's something you would ā if I told you I could give you a pair of John Wall game-worn Hanes socks, would you want those?
Oh, yeah. Those are hanging up in my office right next to all my other memorabilia. What got me on this is I get it like AAU in high school, but when he got to Kentucky and they're just like, here's all the Nike gear you could ever need, and he's still like, no, I'm going to rock these Hanes socks.
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Chapter 3: How do nicknames influence local politics?
It's just switching to completely different shows. They literally switched to the Dan Patrick show, Shannon.
Yeah, that's the thing.
On our own station. Shannon's got it under control, though. It will never cease to amaze me. Because it doesn't happen during other shows. No, not ever. There's no other show that has technical difficulties like this. Have you ever heard? I can't think of one time I've been listening to a show and it's just gone away. Like, where'd that go?
Or they're disconnected.
I don't know if other shows are just really good at hiding it. We aren't?
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Chapter 4: What unique stories emerge from the election updates?
Remember the guy ran all the commercials for the SCORE Act and all that?
Yeah.
The SCORE Act is at its core a bill that basically says, we want to make all of the money for the power conferences equal, essentially. We want to put salary caps on the players. We want to make all the money equal. It is being pushed heavily by the ACC and the Big 12. That is the bill that's in the House of Representatives.
Then there's a Senate bill that's bipartisan that is Ted Cruz and Maria Cantwell. That is the one favored by the SEC and the Big Ten. It basically puts in some rules but also essentially allows the SEC and the Big Ten, if it wants, to spend more money on stuff. So it all depends on what you want the rules to be.
If you want all the power conferences to be equal, which will help the ACC and Big 12 that have lesser amounts of money, the House bill is the one you would favor. If you're like, we need some parameters, but we still want the SEC to be the best because we care more, you would want the Senate bill.
Well, the House bill, which I will call the ACC and the Big 12 bill, has now been taken off the floor, which means they don't have enough votes to pass. So this Senate bill, which is, again, Ted Cruz and Maria Cantwell, it's amazing. Two senators are basically writing the legislation that will decide the next 20 years of college sports. That bill, they say they need 60 votes.
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Chapter 5: How do different candidates' nicknames affect voter perception?
They think they almost have it. They think they're very close, and there could be an announcement as quickly as next week, and it is expected if that one passes that it will pass both the House and the Senate and be signed. So I think that's interesting.
I think that basically the SEC is about to get its way, and you're going to see some restrictions on the NIL, but mostly you're going to see a system where the SEC and Big Ten can dominate if it wants to. I know we're pro-SEC, but Mitch Barnhart was big on the score act. He emailed everyone. So is this another Mitch L?
I think this is another thing where they are taking a different direction post-Mitch. I mean, Mitch was kind of for the one that Louisville and the others are ā and I think Greg Sankey and most of the SEC leadership, they've been focused on the one in the Senate. And ā We don't know what's in that bill either. Like, we have no idea.
The two of them are writing it, but they're writing it in a way that they think they can get the 60 votes. So my guess is it'll be a little more pro-player than the ones we've read about, or else I can't imagine 10 Democrats would have signed on. But Ted Cruz...
from texas maybe your song ted you want to roll my windows down ted cruz and maria cantwell we'll see they have a bit it could be in the next 10 days we see what the bill will look like that will govern college sports for the next 20 years what's next brent brent go ahead brent hey man i wanted to ask you two questions one that article that i think you said jack pilgrim wrote that
Kentucky was at the bottom of the donors and that you said they needed to reach out to Oscars, friends kind of.
If the new athletic director comes in and wants to reach out to those donors... Do you think Kentucky can work their way up to the top five to be up there with Tennessee and all? And then my second question is ā No, let me ā I'll just answer that one first. No, I do not think Kentucky will ever be a top five donor university in the SEC. I do not. Texas will always be number one by a lot.
Tennessee, they're just crazy, and they got that dude that owns all the pilot gas stations. Haslam, and he gives a ton of money. I mean, most of the schools besides Texas and Texas A&M, it's all because they have like one or two people who will give just crazy amounts of money.
And I don't think Kentucky will be in the top five, but do I think Kentucky could get to where they're number six through eight, six through ten? Yeah, I think that's possible. Go ahead.
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