Kump

Ep. 157 Prime Time Minister

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss The British Prime Minister, Kendall Jenner, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every...

Ep. 156 A Career Low

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the Middle East, Amy Schumer, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow ...

Ep. 155 Joe Jonas, Hanson, Jimmy Fallon, Hamster Wheel

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the Jonas Brother divorce, Lucie's Hanson obsession, Jimmy Fallon's toxic tonight show, and much more. Sign up at https:...

154 - Prigozhin Dead, Republican's Debate, Oliver Anthony Returns.

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the death of Wagner group head Yevgeny Prigozhin, the Republican primary debate, Oliver Anthony's even newer song, and much ...

153 - The Rich Men North of Richmond

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Oscar Anthony's Rich Men North of Richmond, Rachael Ziegler's Snow White controversy, Michae Ohr and the dark side of Ho...

152 - Zuck

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Mark Zuckerberg fighting his way through prison, Jaimie Foxx's misunderstanding, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patre...

151 - Sound of Barbie

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Barbie Heimer, Hunter Biden's photo collage, North Korean defection, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayK...

150 - Pride Wars

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Pride, Swan Crimes, weird coffins, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Fo...

149 - Tina Turner's Castle

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Tina Turner, stolen Ruby Slippers, Hot Pocket vengeance, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra ...

148 - Fear The Banana Man

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Ja Morant, a fake abduction, a stolen banana, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode eve...

147 - Everybody's Bankrupt

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss a slew of bankruptcies, the writers strike, Amber Heard, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra ...

146 - Garbage Patch Robots

22 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the Garbage Patch, NYPD robot dogs, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! F...

145 - Death Table

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss their death table, a Pokemon scandal, Marjorie Taylor Greene's attack on NYC, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon....

144 - Disney Kids

01 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Trump's indictment, Disney vs DeSantis, baseball pitch clocks, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for...

143 - This Isn't Real

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Trump's impending arrest, the Tok Tok hearings, Ted Lasso at the White House, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon....

142 - Our Bank Failed

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss bank failures, Milk Tweets, helping old men, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode ever...

141 - Ballers and Tyrants

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie make their Oscar picks, discuss Ja Morant, and unveil their dictator tier list. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra ...

140 - Kump Book Club

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Roald Dahl censorship, Jordan Peterson's children's book, Taylor Swift, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKum...

139 - Romantic Bird Statues

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Valentine's Day, George Santos, and much more Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow...

138 - Deviled Sam

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss The Grammy's, Sam Smith, a Pizza Boy, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!...

137 - Scooby Don't

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Velma, a terrible crime, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump ...

136 - Crypto Pancakes

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Lex Fridman, Logan Paul, Jeremy Renner, Billie Eilish, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra ep...

135 - King Ralph

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Christmas vs Easter, Ralph Fiennes, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! F...

134 - The Twitter Fiiles

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the Twitter Files, Trump's plans for the constitution, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra ep...

133 - Best Friends Dinner Party

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Trump and Kanye's dinner, Will Smith, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!...

132 - Thanksgiving's Not For Sandwich

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie try to go viral with Thanksgiving sides, discuss Taylor Swift vs Ticketmaster, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump...

131 - The FTX Challenge

13 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss FTX, Twitter, The passing of Batman, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! ...

130 - When Doves Cry

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie argue about doves at their wedding, a steak house incident, not going viral, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump f...

129 - The Scum Sinks In

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss their post apocalyptic plans,  Elon Musk taking over Twitter,  and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKu...

128 - Kanye West's Little Ads

23 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Kanye, spiking punch, getting rich with little ads, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episo...

127 - Pinheads and Patriots

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Halloween, Hellraiser, Nancy Pelosi, some hunter, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode...

126 - Adult Happy Meal

09 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss McDonald's Adult Happy Meals, awful trips to Italy, what do monks do?, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump...

125 - Elon Peterson's Butter Board

02 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Jordan Peterson's latest cry, Tik Tock's new Butter Board trend, Elon Musk's text dump, and much more. Sign up at https://www.pa...

124 - Searching For Jordan Peterson

25 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss cleaning like Jordan Peterson, Nurse Ratchet's tragic death, Mighty Max, Russia, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.c...

123 - A Mermaid Story

18 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Batman Day, The Little Mermaid, The Emmy's, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every...

122 - Kump Save The Queen

11 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, and the rise of King Charles. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode ever...

121 - Biden Ripped Us Off

03 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Biden's big speech that ripped them off. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Kump Hand M...

120 - Ray's Wild Wings

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's business plans and UFO's. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Kump Hand Merch http...

119 - Crime and Crudités

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Fauci, Dr. Oz, Putin, and much more.  Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!  Kum...

118 - The Big Daddy

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Jon Stewart, Burn Pits, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your Kump...

117 - Meat Scams (FIXED)

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

(UPDATED WITH FIXED AUDIO) Ray and Lucie discuss meat scams, fish wounds, The Pope, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump&nbs...

116 - The Consigliere

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie talk about Anne Frank, Joe Biden's Saudi Arabia trip, Ray's issues with The Godfather, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com...

115 - Mr Page's Opus

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's drunken shopping sprees, culture wars, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode ever...

114 - Rat Daddy

26 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss The Supreme Court, Rat Daddy, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get you...

113 - My Best Friend Bob

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Fauci, Lizzo, inflation, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your Kum...

112 - Depp and Heard Forever

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the Johnny Depp Amber Herd verdict, the End of Me Too, the Obi Wan Kenobi controversy, and much more. Sign up at https://www.pat...

111 - Steal This NFT

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss a national tragedy, Seth Green, and much more.  Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!...

110 - 12 Rules For Fatties

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss baby formula, Jordan Peterson, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get yo...

109 - Eat The Rich's Toilets

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie talk about Ray’s confusing ethnicity, their plans for a new side hustle, the teen mental health crisis, and much more. Sign up at http...

108 - The Abortion of Roe v Wade

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the news that Roe v Wade will be overturned. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get you...

107 - Of Musk and Men

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Elon Musk, Twitter, The Air Force, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Ge...

106 - Death, Taxes, and Pony Bones

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's new tax plan, metal detectors on the subway, pony bones and much more! Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an e...

105 - Engagement Kump

13 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie have a big announcement, and much more! Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your Kump Hand m...

104 - Pit Kump

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Louis C.K.'s new project, a pit bull mauling, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode eve...

103 - Academy Kump

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss their Oscar predictions, pitch a new film, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every ...

102 - Kump Bucket

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss what they'll do with their new Batman bucket, The Trolley Problem, Kanye, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayK...

101 - Treaty of Kump

09 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's song to end the war, Lucie's insane grade school essay, Ray's Ukraine doppelganger, and much more. Sign up at https://www....

100 - 100 Kumps

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie celebrate 100 episodes, discuss Ukraine, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get ...

99 - Kump's Day

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie celebrate President's day by compiling a list of their best and worst presidents. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extr...

98 - Kumpaganda

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss The Shield, Copaganda, Whoopi Goldberg and Maus, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode ...

97 - Supreme Kump

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Harry and Meghan vs Joe Rogan, Supreme Court nominees and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra epi...

96 - Port Kump

26 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the Ukraine situation, cell phones grounding planes, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra epis...

95 - Back To The Kump

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss their new museum idea, Alec Baldwin, Joss Whedon, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode...

94 - Positive Kump

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss having Covid, the city of Austin, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get...

93 - Crash Kump

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss epic crashes, scented candles, sharing a wife, and much more.. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode e...

92 - Kump Sick

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss being sick, criminal parents, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get you...

91 - OMIKUMP

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the new variant, The Beatles Doc, Jesus and the Devil and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra epi...

90 - Thank Kump

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss their recent trip, historical documents, turkey shortages, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extr...

89 - Socket Kump

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss rage about Ringfit, Ray's new invention, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every we...

88 - CK Kump

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss cologne mishaps, fighting with Whole Foods, Travis Scott and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra ...

87 - Speed Kump

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss speed running, Facebook Meta, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get you...

86 - Valor Kump

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Colin Powell, child care, Halloween, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! ...

85 - Labor Kump

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Labor shortages, strikes, inflation, school lunches, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra epis...

84 - Kumplumbus Day

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Christopher Columbus, kidney transplants, and much more! Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every w...

83 - Charity Kump

15 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the Recall Election, Chevron's Rico case, an interesting new Charity, and much more! Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump ...

82 - Roe v. Kump

02 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray's illness, the Texas abortion ban, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week...

81 - Harley Kump

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Afghanistan, Bob Dylan, YA books and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get ...

80 - Rope-A-Kump

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss the Scholastic Books scandal, the end of the Olympics, the end of the world, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/R...

79 - Old Kump

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss The Olympics, The film "Old", bikini coffee shops, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episod...

78 - Kumpstock

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss going to a Met game, not listening to the elderly, and Woodstock '99. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra ep...

77 - Sport Kump

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray embraces the world of Sport, and finds violence along the way. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get you...

76 - Unknown Kumps

01 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray discusses Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Cosby,  the heat wave, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every w...

75 - Kump Theft Auto

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray discusses E3, Batman depression, Bitcoin mining woes, the royal baby plot, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra ...

74 - Vigilante Kump

27 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss Garbage Cans, banning books, and explore the reality of vigilantism. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra epi...

73 - Kump Cuts

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie talk about Royal charity, Bill and Melinda Gates' tragic divorce, and have a fun discussion about animals! Sign up at https://www.patreo...

72 - Kump's Big Idea

28 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie attempt to make new enemies, and new allies, and then Ray unveils his big new idea on how to fix the Police. Sign up at https://www.patr...

71 - Civil Kump

19 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss pulling out of Afghanistan and Lucie's ridiculous new Civil War book, which could ruin everything.

70 - Rest in Kump

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie talk about the death of Ray's hero, DMX, and Ray's nemesis, Prince Philip. Plus, they investigate the career of the notorious Scott Rudi...

69 - Kump on the Cross

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie talk about Easter, the crucifixion, dog anatomy, and how doctors are overrated.

68 - Kump Butter

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie talk about Ray’s trip to the dentist, national parks, and Ray defends his controversial new invention.

67 - Jar of Kump

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie talk about Ray's healthy fear of the outside world, his new frozen food obsession, and how they would handle being a teacher.

66 - Raymond Gun Hand

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie start the show talking about Bill Burr’s controversial Grammy appearance, but get sidetracked musing about a world in which Ray has a ...

65 - Doctor Kump

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie talk about Ray's sushi incident, trying marmite, and the most recent royal family scandal. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump fo...

64 - Goon Kump

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie talk about the Lady Gaga dog kidnapping, why all gymnastics coaches should be suspect, and Ray shows Lucie how he’d bust McDonald’s ...

63 - Rush Kump

19 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray tries to fill the late Rush Limbaugh’s shoes. Plus, Ray and Lucie talk about the emergency in Texas and the reckoning after the Britney Spears d...

62 - Stunt Kump

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie talk about a cyber attack in Florida, the oldest woman in Europe surviving covid, and Ray’s plan to make the news fun again. Sign up a...

61 - Hold The Kump

01 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray and Lucie discuss holding the line, Ray’s new technique for dealing with fruit flies, and the lengths Ray would go to to provide for his childre...

60 - Larry Kump

25 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray rants about his stolen underwear, breaks down the hero cycle, and makes a case for why he should fill Larry King’s shoes. Sign up at patreo...

59 - Coach Kump

15 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ray unveils his new studio, talks about the need for an American monarchy, and reveals how he’d lead LeBron James back to the NBA finals. Sign up at...

58 - Kump's Holiday Guide

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ray teaches you how to prepare your family for the new holiday reality, with survival tips and cannibalism .  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitc...