Kump
Episodes
53 - The Kump and the Pennies
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray describe his vision of a future where our talent is commodified into a giant sludge with the help of Brian Cox and Al Pachino. Get your "I'm A Win...
52 - Your Future is Kump
19 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate the launch of Kump merch, Ray paints a vivid picture of the coming horrors, and teaches you how to adapt. Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, ...
51 - Kump For Sale
11 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses assembling a shelf, the Bill Burr controversy, Jeff Bezos shoehorning nudity, and much more. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra...
50 - Kump's Beef
04 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses Fake YouTube, getting scammed, beef, Biden and Trump. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.
49 - Football Grand Daddy Supreme
27 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Inspired by a recent football crime, Ray pitches his fall lineup of new television shows. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode ev...
48 - Kump's Butler
20 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray fantasizes about a broken near future and nominates himself for the Supreme Court. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week....
47 - All The President's Kumps
13 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray talks about Cuties, Bob Woodward, San Fransisco, and Halloween.
46 - The Labor of Kump
06 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray talks about leisure, boogie boarding, the morgue, and how to fix sports. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.
45 - Content is Kump
30 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray explores the bright side of the dark side of the content dystopia.
44 - The Education of Kump
23 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses physical altercations with his teachers, not letting his kids politically sabotage him, the secret shipping wars currently being fought,...
43 - Kump Fights His Father
16 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray talks about eating too many eggs, not moving back home, crossword puzzles at the end of the world and much more.
42 - Vice President Kump
09 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray talks about stealing from the garbage, WAP, Woodworking, Hoarders, and makes the case for being picked as Joe Biden's running mate.
41 - The Devil Got Me
02 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In a winding journey to figure out what happened to Ray Park, Ray discusses why the elites changed their strategy, the even creepier thing about Tom H...
40 - Kump Loses His Crown
26 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray recounts a very recent traumatic experience which has upended his entire life, and he also talks about Michael Jordan.
39 - Covid Chicken Sandwiches
19 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses his recent Covid scare, failing to climb up a mountain, the state of Leftist politics and more.
38 - The Bill Comes Due w/ Tim Dillon
05 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray is joined by Tim Dillon, and they discuss his philanthropy, the future of New York real estate, globalist hucksters in the age of Covid-19, and mu...
37 - Kump vs. The Vatican
28 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray cuts through the confused collection of Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories, and shines a light on where the blame really lies.
36 - Kump Starting to Crack
22 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray recovers from a probably fake illness, and spends most of the episode baselessly speculating on the darker side of The Army Corps of Engineers.
35 - Kumptainment
13 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray podcasts from a state of containment in New York City, and goes off on all things virus, while he is tormented by a jackhammer.
34 - KlobuKump
07 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray bids farewell to Amy Klobuchar's Presidential bid, speculates on her future, has some advice for the Bernie Bros, and reminisces about sweating du...
33 - Corona Kump
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray inaugurates the new studio by discussing the pros and cons of dying of Coronavirus.
32 - Canadian Kump
20 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses Canada, Dentists at the Morgue, Port Authority, food poisoning, and Bloomberg.
31 - A Kump Without a Tooth
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray recounts his recent dental woes, and digs into his misspent youth to try to find the cause.
30 - Kump Wants a King
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses the Super Bowl, and advocates for the United States rejoining the British Monarchy.
29 - Kump Living in Fear
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray explores the darker side of his new Keto Lifestyle, and the darker side of his basement, and comes face to face with his fear of supermarkets.&nbs...
28 - Chicken Sandwich Trafficking
23 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray talks about the new chicken sandwich war, forgetting about Epstein, the luck of the elites, Prince Andrew, buying Greenland, and more.
27 - Epstein and the House of Windsor
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses the death of Jeffrey Epstein, speculates on the possible role of Prince Harry, and contemplates on how long it will take for everyone to...
26- Drunk Kump
09 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray gets drunk during the day and tries to solve the mass shooting crisis. New episodes coming soon.
25 - I'll Smash This TV With a Hammer
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray gives advice to someone's sister about getting into mortuary science, and talks about getting his shirt stolen and his awful roommates who m...
24 - Daddy Wants What He Wants w/ Tim Dillon
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray and Tim reunite to discuss their fatness, Tim's struggle with quitting dairy, and the connection between gender identity and futurism.
23 - A Vacant Home for Rats
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discloses the circumstances that cut last weeks podcast short, laments the way he's treated by Rats, and is joined by Lucie Steiner to discuss pre...
22 - Kump Cut Down in His Prime
12 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This is a special shortened episode that was cut short abruptly due to unforeseen circumstances. I talk about strange bumps on my leg (ominous) and Lu...
21 - Go Fight the Fat Boy
03 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses being threatened by a menacing spitting man on the street, his problem with guitar salesmen, the North Korean purges, and the reas...
20 - I'm Not a Traitor
26 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses the intercepted Russian Bombers, contemplates what he would do in the air force, and the worsening circumstances for his good friend Jul...
19 - Don't Make Friends at the Gas Station
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses Metal music, how he relates to his gas station attendant, and the fall of Game of Thrones.
18 - Sponsor This Fetus
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray follows up on the Royal baby, offers some solutions on the Georgia abortion law, and has some thoughts about Casper the Friendly Ghost.
17 - The Monarchy According to Kump
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray basks in the glory of the new Royal baby by speculating about Prince Harry's military career, and coming up with new jobs for the Roya...
16 -Return to Freddy's Farm
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray is joined by his long time friend Bill, for a discussion about a strange, ill-fated educational children's show that they attempted to produ...
15 - The Passion of the Kump
21 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In a special Easter episode, Ray takes a deep dive into the final days of Jesus Christ, and also contemplates extorting Julian Assange.
14 - Are You There God? I'm Itchy
14 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray mounts a case against intelligent design, introduces a new biblical super hero, and questions the motives of both the people attacking Julian Assa...
13 - The Morgue Photoshop Scandal
07 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray tells the story of how he drew the ire of funeral directors with his photoshop skills, imagines what sort of Navy Seal he would be, and gives some...
12 - Kump in a Closet
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A new day has dawned, as Ray begins recording the podcast from the closet that he shares with Lucie. He introduces his new character, "Andrew Di...
11 - These Planes Are Too Safe
22 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In a very special shorter episode, Ray goes off about being accosted in bathrooms, and lays out his plans to fix the airline industry by making it les...
10 - Luxury Abortion Clinic w/ Lucie Steiner
14 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray is joined again by Lucie Steiner, and they discuss Ray's plan's for boutique birth control, speculate on who the UN should have given Germany to, ...
9 - OLID Backdoor Pilot w/ Lucie Steiner
28 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray is joined by Comedian Lucie Steiner, who is also his cherished lover. Together they discuss how to keep women out of Science and Math jobs, ...
8 - You're My Prodigal Son
21 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray retells a classic story from the bible, turns on his childhood friend Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and contemplates becoming a personal trainer...
7 - For the Love of Kump
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray stresses about Valentine's Day, contemplates a new kind of wearable bag, and examines the Green New Deal.
6 - Please Don't Steal My Garbage, Cincinnati Benjamin
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray discusses his recent struggles with food poisoning, a disgruntled fan making strange threats, the chaos in Virginia, and more.
5 - I'm A Wine Princess
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray severely escalates his war to monetize the podcast, takes on social media "influencers", and has some aggressive mixed messages about billionaires...
4 - I'll Fight All the High School Boys
24 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray continues his blackmail war against capitalism, addresses the MAGA-Kid vs. Native American thing, unpacks the Venezuelan crisis, and becomes an un...
3 - The Rash a Man Can Get
17 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray adjusts his advertising policy to include corporate blackmail, tackles the Gillette controversy, and explores what it means to be a man.
2 - A Second Chance to Be a Dirtbag
10 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray does some unsolicited ad reads for major corporations, critiques a picture of a dead deer, and attempts to figure out how he can exploit the auto-...
1 - Baby Mice in an Old Shoe
01 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ray ushers in the New Year, discussing the various infections he's overcome, the world's decline into neo-fascism, and the baby mice he found in his o...