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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Tu mamá no te pregunta si comiste bien. Lo da por hecho. La Big Arch. La hamburguesa más hamburguesosa de McDonald's. Por tiempo limitado. Noticias, deportes y espectáculos en tu plataforma de podcast preferida. Grupo Fórmula. You can say what you want and like about a server. That's not happening in our Mexico. Say my name clearly. What's your name? Chumel. Chumel. Chumel Torres.
Chumel Torres. The Radio of the Republic. With Chumel Torres. Because it's very comfortable not to work and keep charging. Yes. Señora Bonita, mi amigo, amo de casa, ¿ya vio el reloj? ¡Ya son las 3! Y es miércoles, la bisagra democrática de la semana. Ni lunes, pero tampoco viernes, la reforma electoral de los días laborales. Y ya que andamos en esas, no se vaya a desinformar a medias.
Prenda la tele, súbale a su radito porque estas... Estas son las noticias. Planazo! Claudia Sheinbaum presents her decalogue for democracy and already brings an alternate plan, just in case. There was already a torpedo! Submarino gringo, a Iranian frigate with torpedoes in the Indigo. I know very well what you are doing Room service.
FIFA releases 800 hotel reservations in CDMEX 100 days before the World Cup and no one on the planet knows why. For another love. The Chapo escapes. The Chapopote. Hydrocarbon spill destroys beaches in Veracruz and Tabasco before Holy Week and Pemex. Pemex says they didn't go. Completely live and live from Grupo Fórmula, transmitting to all of Mexico.
Faster than a bullet and stronger than a locomotive. Opening the conversation, closing the rooms that FIFA left empty. It's here. It's ready. The constitutionalist of Plan B. The captain of the black tide. The guest of FIFA. Chumel Torres. From the networks to the radio. Chumel Torres. A gringo submarine sank an Iranian frigate with a torpedo in the Indian Ocean.
This is the first sinking with a torpedo since World War II. The gringos call it Operation Epic Fury and if we know something, it's that when the name of the operation sounds like a movie by Steven Seagal or Van Damme, there's nothing to worry about. La presidenta presentó su decálogo por la democracia. Así es, su reforma electoral.
Y ante la posibilidad de que no pase en el Congreso, confirmó que ya tiene un Plan B. Pero, a ver, el Plan A todavía no lo entendemos. ¿Y ustedes ya andan en el Plan B? Por favor, dennos un respiro. Or is that Plan R? FIFA cancels 40% of its hotel reservations in Mexico City without explanation. 800 rooms released 100 days before the World Cup.
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Chapter 2: How does the electoral reform plan impact Mexico?
Yes, we make speeches, we're going to put our... Speeches. Yes, the speeches bitches, let's do it. Go ahead. And the thing is that he already said he's going to have a plan B, in case they don't approve it. It's like he's not getting in well. It's just that he has his clutches there, some of them are very clinging, I mean... to not erase them from the map, tell the others.
It's like the PT and El Verde say, no, this disapproves of us, eliminates us. Yes, you're pushing us. And the people love us. And we say, of course, what a bad thing. And in turn, also, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum says that the people are asking, I mean, the best part of the people. If not, honestly, I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. that you win an electoral reform. Oh, how great!
Look, the sun is shining perhaps in the shade of an electoral reform. Exactly. It has been two cranes, I don't know, pulling it. You know what would be good, Jesus? What? An electoral reform. Yes, yes, yes. How would you fall? No, and one goes to the bakery and says, give me three, give me three balls, two eyes of pancha, a conchita. There are no conchas with an electoral reform. There would be.
This would not be happening without an electoral reform. No, you're asking for it. No, I'm sure. I'm sure. Yes, I'm sure. Yes, but maybe not. But here's the thing. When when politicians, I don't mean just black people, they refer to the people or they refer to doing something very general, it's that it's not happening. It's that it's or it's me. I mean, it's like.
Kratos, Kratos, which is democracy. Give me the etymology of democracy. Demos, people, Kratos, power. Demos Pueblo, Kratos, God of War. Yo, merengue. Demos Pueblo, Kratos, yo. El tema acá es que es como decía esta Chávez. Eso no está pasando en nuestro México. Pues a lo mejor ellos tienen otro México donde sí está pasando esto.
Bueno, pues a mí me gustaría vivir en su cuadra entonces porque... Oh, oh, oh. Some question. A lo mejor eso le dicen que está... Sí, es que eso es más bien... O sea, porque ¿qué tanto contacto te gusta que tenga aquí con la gente? Más bien llega el alguien y le dice... What did they ask you, Chucho? An electoral reform? No, Chucho can be any Chucho.
No, you're not saying Jesús Rodríguez. No, no, no, Chucho. He can be any Chucho. And he says, right now that I went for the elote, the esquite, he tells me. The elotero asked me. No, he told me, I'll give you the esquite only if you approve the electoral reform. No, the elotero asked me, from the one that stings, from the one that doesn't sting, or with an electoral reform. Or electoral reform.
People are crazy. Yes. Instead of Shakira, they wanted an electoral reform. Yes. Which one do you want me to sing? The one about the electoral reform. Which one do you want me to sing? The decalogue, the decalogue. It's like when Lenio Batres said, what did they say to him? Minister of the people. Oh, yes, yes, yes. You know what I mean? They prepare the children in the streets.
Mother, there are bad ministers of the people. Can I chase her and continue with my duties? No, no, no. Let's continue with the commercial of the day. We'll see you in the next video. ¿Quieres anunciarte en este y en muchos otros podcasts? Escríbenos a este mail, ventas arroba rcs punto com.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of FIFA's hotel reservation cancellations?
Yo estoy leyendo aquí a un brother que le tengo mucha confianza en lo que pone. Dice, la iniciativa electoral, los temas que no aparecen.
Dice, la reforma electoral ya llegó, el documento menciona los temas que surgieron en los foros y en las consultas previstas, aparecen decenas de asuntos, acciones afirmativas para grupos vulnerables, personas con discapacidad, jóvenes migrantes, mujeres, comunidades indígenas y afroamericanas, entre otros.
Pero hay temas que no aparecen en la lista como injerencia del crimen organizado en las elecciones, ni la eliminación del foro para los legisladores. You have to be cautious with the information. You have to be cautious. I'm being very cautious, that's why I'm saying cautiously.
From the morning, from the morning, they were filtering the document, the PDF, that this is going to be the chido, that it is not the chido, that there we go, we go in parts, we are going to wait for the experts to read it as they are used to reading everything meticulously. Which expert is going to read? Please.
Los únicos que lo van a leer, hay que decirlo, son Ciro, Joaquín y Manuel Feregrino. Los tres. Y Feregrino porque ya se le acabó el sensacional de barrio. Exacto. Pero y ya. Como Feregrino viene y me dice, no, pues yo con los acordeones que no existieron, ¿te acuerdas? Y dice, yo estudié candidato por candidato. Y yo como soy quien soy, le digo... And which one is the good one?
Tell me once, because I'm not going to do it. I mean, but no, my fair did go one by one here, all of them. And one? Well, if they pay you. I mean, and we would have been. No, no, I did go to vote. Me too. I was part of that very honorable 13%. 13, right? If we hadn't been, you and I, it would have been 12. 11%. 12%. So we don't even know how to calculate anything. Exacto.
Bueno, ya se presentó esta reforma electoral. Ya llegó. Ya llegó. Ya llegó. Ya la. Y. Y Kenia recibió. Y ya dijo que si no lo aprueban, dice, no, pues hay un plan B. ¿Qué será?
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the hydrocarbon spill in Veracruz and Tabasco?
B. Ya veremos. Ya veremos. El plan B. B tú a saber. But the thing is that, well, I mean, it's what Zapata said to me. Because Zapata gets angry a lot. He gets angry a lot. It's the injustice. And the electoral reforms. He's always lived there. No, what do you say? But that's the president. No? Yo llegaba en la cámara. Ahora, por favor, me respetas a la presidenta Zapata. No, no, no.
Siempre se dijo con respeto. No viene sola. Espera. Exacto. Por favor. No viene sola. Oye, yo si fuera así a la presidenta, diría. En el, así en el congreso. ¿Quiénes son los que no me están aprobando la reforma? A ver, pásenle. A ver si me aguantan un... ¿No? ¿Quién va a ser el sabritón? ¿Quién va a ser el sabroso que me va a aguantar And the other one, no, no, I'm going to sign it.
I almost liked it. There was Kenya waiting. I was waiting with John Travolta. I'm going to talk from the brick of ignorance, which is my brick, that it was going to arrive physically. I mean, it has to arrive physically. Tell me, you. Yes. Let's see, by the chat, tell me, my dear Joaquín. No, we have to send them by mail. By mail, my king. By mail. No, and then if they hack it.
cuando han hackeado algo en México. Tienes toda la razón, solo una vez por semana. Y no, sí tiene que llegar y presentarse. O sea, el legajo físico. Ajá, y tiene que decirle. O sea, tienen que. Y no, y se la tiene que dar así, doña Kenia, ahí le bailo. Ya la recibió. Ahora, esta persona. No te acuerdas que es cuando. Sí, está bien.
Pero entonces, esta persona que acabas de citar, ¿qué? ¿La leyó? Ajá. No, but it should arrive and then it's distributed all over the place. Yes, yes, yes. I mean, there are copies. Yes, but do you think... Gutenberg didn't die. Do you think there are three sheets? No, there are many sheets. That's why. That's why. That's why I said cautiously. No, I think the PDF will arrive. I don't know.
That's how we talk, guys. The PDF? Yes, the PDF. I don't know. I don't know what PDF, Larry. The PDF. I have no idea what PDF is going on. The GPI. Hey, GPI. That's the thing. No, that's why it has to be physically delivered. Don't you remember the government uniform? No, yes, yes, yes, yes. But, man, as it was customary, for example, when you bought those last physical films.
that you buy your physical film and they also give you your code to have it in electronics. Don't tell me you're not going to bring your QR there. Your QR to be able to have it in electronics. I don't buy films since I was like 25. What a laziness then to read all the... No, man, I subscribe to piracy. I know they worked hard to do this.
If it's not in a store outside the subway, I don't think I'll buy it. La Reforma. No, las películas. Bueno, yo lo siento por los que la escribieron y la pasaron allá a máquina. Yo se me hace que así como que luego ya le estuvieron dando un ojeadillo, un ojeadillo. Piénsalo, a lo mejor sí. No, no, no. Tiene que estar ahí en un PDF. En un PDF. En un DAC. Ay, DAC.
Bueno, pues ya lo entregaron allá y van a decir que si no lo pasan, este, van a hacer el plan B. ¿Qué más pasó en la mañanera?
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Chapter 5: How does the government respond to the hydrocarbon crisis?
Vaya, vaya. Estuviste atento. Atentísimo. No, yo no. Van a, viene ya el 8M. Sí. Ay, cuatro días ya. Sí, pues ya. Y es una fecha que le tiembla el flan a más de uno, una o une. Porque hace mucho rato ya que tu Bayuki, que tu Gaspi Mientuki, que puras policías mujeres. Y donde se ponen un poquito más... Piquis. It's in the 8M. It's in the 8M. It's in the 8M.
It's where Jibes comes out as a female terian. And there he starts biting policemen. And they're even putting on the wands, very feminist wands, which are already a tradition of the 4T. They started with the lawyer saying, let's protect the... The monuments. The historical monuments.
And they have done thousands of things so that the girls don't go crazy again, that there is always a picarria, let's say. Do you remember when I put it the first time? The projection. They projected in the National Palace a governor, a rapist, not being a governor. Who? No, it could be anyone. Yes, the good thing is that it was not or will be again. It was not or will be again.
And the fact is that whoever came out did not come out. And the problem here is that once they put that, the other day they put them back, the other year, they put them back in vallas and they wrote down all the names of all the girls. Yes. Disappeared. And this time they want to make a Zocalense iron. Yes, yes, yes. Like, so they don't step on it.
And you say, like, all alive, always together, a wolf in the closet. Well, let's see, I hope they don't step on it, girls. They have four days to learn to float. No, I mean, like, they do a lot of barbecue there, but, well, the girls are there. Please take care of the monuments, what you want. Exactly, you have to give the message. What you want, we don't care.
Let's see, if it's a good day for the woman, but... The documents. Yes, the monuments. The monuments. It cost us a lot as a country. Yes, yes, for God's sake. That's just one day. Yes. Why don't you do it on the day? You have little voting. Yes. Nor, nor, nor, nor, nor. What does it cost you? What does it cost you? What does it cost you? The day to respect monuments? Yes, let's change it.
No, because then there are people who are like that and think that we did it seriously. No, there is everything in the flock of the Lord. Yes, there is everything in the vineyard. No, you see how they are. Let's go to the commercial court and we return to you, don't be in the mood, it's here, in La Raya del Oro. Te saluda Jaime Núñez. Los espero en Juntos, donde y cuando quieras.
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Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes are shared about the electoral reform?
Lafania all-star. Lafania all-star. That's how you say it to those who don't know, but those who know, we just call him Lafania. No, no, no. He's going to put the Bahias. No, he's going to put them. Who knows? He said he's considering it. I think so. I'm sure he is. Yes? A Bahiaquiniela, Gabriel? I think so. We sent our correspondent there. Who? Ximena. Ximena. Yes. No, she has to work.
Dressed in Teheran. Yes, come on. No, think about it. Dressed in Teheran. Hey, do you want to go? Oh, I know what I was saying. This is what they want to do there on the plaza of the Zocalo. Yes. Women are always alive, always together, always the same. But do you feel that it is so that not many people go?
I think that these are going to be policemen, the ones that are around, and this painting there in the zócalo is like so that that doesn't... Yes, that reduces affluence. Reduces affluence and it's like, hey, don't say it because it's a feminist message. But it's going to be worth it, the truth is, I don't know them, yes, yes, yes. Hey, do you want to go to the torpedo? Oh, the head is good.
Did you see the video? And your reference. The reference to that is from Trino. If you understand that reference, go and check the process. Yes, no, that's it. They call the plan Operation Epic Fury. And what we said in the morning, anything that's in a Van Damme movie, Aguas. Sí, abusados, abusados. Oye, lamentablemente sí se reportan pérdidas humanas. ¡Hala! 83 personas muertas. ¡83!
Y decenas de desaparecidos tras el hundimiento cerca de Sri Lanka. ¡Ay, con la mañana no! El secretario de guerra estadounidense confirmó el ataque y aseguró que su país gana la ofensiva de forma contundente. ¡Ay! ¿Sientes? ¿Le cae? Se están poniendo cada vez más belicones, Gabriel, y no como los que somos aquí, güey. Sí. Because this video went viral in the morning.
We all saw the submarine there. Take care of the other submarine. There are always two in the bag. We don't know if it was strawberry or vanilla, but here we don't distinguish colors, Gabriel. It could be strawberry or vanilla. Our thoughts are with both submarines. And let's see what's up with the penguins, Gabriel. Yes, no, no, no. God, don't touch me.
If the submarines are under attack, we have to see what happens. Hey, FIFA. FIFA. FIFA. FIFA. FIFA. Yesterday I was... Damn it, Gabriel. You're doing it every day. You're doing it every day. But you know what? That's how you break the dike of indiscipline. Yes, I mean, to make us happy with the stupid joke, you always look for it. Yes, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's always beautiful.
Yesterday I was reviewing certain scripts of a certain program that was broadcast at 8 o'clock and suddenly the note came out. I doubted because it was in the Mas Sin Embargo and I don't pay much attention to it. But he said, a little more than 100 days after the FIFA World Cup, he surprisingly canceled 40% of hotel reservations in Mexico City.
The organization, that is, FIFA, released 800 rooms without giving any explanation. No one knows. Neither the hoteliers, nor the businessmen, nor the government. No one. Before this, the president said that he was going to see if this was true. First. Yes, yes. First. Yes, but we're going to see. I mean, the reports are many. Reports from the press bring it. Processes bring it.
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Chapter 7: What cultural references are made in relation to comedy?
800 rooms, how many delegations can it be? I don't know. What if some delegation has already been thrown back? One, two, 800 rooms. I'm looking for an alternative. Help me, please. I want to help you. I refuse to think that this is not a crisis. Do you feel that it is for safety? No, I mean, it's a crisis. I mean, don't you get tired of ending up 40% all? No, no, no, it's weird.
Now, if you had been non-crisisoid, let me know. And he says, hey, I'm going to cancel a bunch of rooms. Why? No, the truth is that I got sick of yoga. I thought there were no more people. And if I set it up with 800 reservations less, we lost the 5 and we reserved more. It's just that it's not cheap, güey. No, no, and at least now that everyone is letting us down. Yes, yes, yes.
The thing is that it makes me very overweight, Antonio. Como para decir que no es una, no sé. ¿Una situación por la seguridad? Ajá, o algo así, o algo así. Black tide, Gabriel. That's because he's a suspect. Yes, he's a suspect. I say, if you get 40% of the observations of something, it's that something is happening. I mean, I don't know what, but something is happening.
It's not like, oh, normal, like that. Yes. A spill of hydrocarbons contaminated the beaches of Veracruz and Tabasco prior to Holy Week, forcing to close tourist areas and paralyzing hundreds of fishermen. This hydrocarbon was already investigated by Mexican oil and they said, no, we didn't go. Hay que preguntarle a la otra productora de hidrocarburos mexicanos. ¿Quién? Chapopotes. Chapomex.
Chapomex. Chapopomex. Chapopomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex. Chapomex.
¿Quién va a derramar crudo sino nuestro bien amado Pemex? Bueno, pues ahí está. Ellos no son. Es que imagina a Pemex y dice, oye, oye, derramamos un montón de hidrocarburos en las playas de Veracruz. Está asco. A ver, déjame ver. Y luego llega ese pan a la orilla del maíz y lo de... No, no, it's not ours. No, it's that ours has the little eagle's logo. Try it. Yes. Try it. No, no.
No, Martín, let's see, give it. See that it's not. No, it's not. No, no. It doesn't taste like ours. Yes, it's the same. It's the same. It's the bouquet, but no, it's not ours. Ask Petromexa. Don't make me think wrong. Don't make me think, isn't it guachicol? I hadn't thought about it. If it's not yours, then whose is it? It's illegal. If it's not theirs, then whose is it? It's a crime.
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of the republic we are already back in the radio of the republic if it was pretty what guest I have today the teacher the master a great great great comedian sir freddie ortega Freddy, it's always a pleasure to see you. It's a pleasure to meet you. I haven't been able to talk to you for a long time. We have a lot in common. I got your book last week. It's called Dreams of a Seductress. Yes!
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Chapter 8: How does humor help in dealing with serious issues?
Yes, they are. How old are you? I'm like 40 years old in this. And look, in the end something really cool happened to me because I was seeing humor quotes and I made mine according to what I think and mine says, humor is the shortcut that the being takes to deal with chaos. When, if you don't see things with humor, you can throw up.
For example, in a velorio, you see that the children, maybe the dads are watching the dad and he's telling funny jokes, laughing. Wait, it's not that it's worth it. No. It's that if they don't collapse. Exactly. You know? I mean, you can get stuck in that emotion. Neil Brennan says it very well. He says it's like a bubble to avoid drowning. Yes, sir. All the time.
Like making a joke, doing something... Because I remember a lot of things that happened to us. I shared it with Professor Derbez. At my mom's funeral... We were kind of telling jokes and it was like laughing, but it wasn't because we missed my mom. It was because with the story, a little bit of painting this with little colors.
Because he is human and you need a little that escape that is in your being. So, and I realized that in the end the humor is above the pain. Because I'm sure, I mean, thousands of things have happened to you. To all of us who are here, they have done something to us, whatever it is. If you go all the time looking back with that pain, you're going to trip emotionally.
If you do it on the street, walking like this, how many times are you going to break your neck? The same thing is with that. So for me, although it was cathartic, it was also very fun. Comedians' books are not so popular in Mexico, but in the U.S. they are the most popular. In Mexico, comedy is not usually related to writing.
Here in Mexico we have had many comedians who are performers, interpreters, not songwriters. A lot of people may like or not what you have done, but you have always been a creator or an adapter, but always a writer of your material. When you define a comedian or a comedian, they are different, but the comedian is the one who generates his material and interprets it.
With the years you realize that you can generate your material. your material. I mean, you and I go together in the street and I'm not going to tell you, you already know such a joke.
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It's much better, because then you don't invent jokes, it comes out. One day I tell you quickly, I was watching La piel que habito, do you remember?
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