Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and wildest news beginning with a memorial tribute to everyone's favorite alligator-head-eating labrador Rambo the Dog... then - A vacation scuba accident sparks mystery in Georgia as the death of “Bagpiper of Decatur” reveals skeleton of missing son in treehouse, the NJ Police Chief in hot water for "Animal House" behavior, Kansas babysitter finds monster under child's bed, Whale News, a possible copycat Pee Bandit causes chaos in Portland, India's "Poop and Run" Theif lands himself behind bars, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Chapter 1: Who were Rambo and Sunday the Black Lab and what is their memorial story?
That's a golden woman. Now, all right. I regret that we did this. You know what? If you really wanted to make me feel better, you know, Sunday the Black Lab? Yeah. If we could shave her and I could see her nude, because that's who Rambo really got into. He was all about Sunday.
He would always make me go to her Instagram page and he'd be like, yo, Eddie, I got to lick my dickie when I look at Sunday the Black Lab. You helped Rambo masturbate? I helped Rambo masturbate all the time. And this is her. She's still around Sunday, Miss Sunday. She was retired for a little bit, but she's still around. This is her in the bath. Oh, Rambo would have loved this.
Look at her just licking up that bath water. This is supposed to be a touching moment. I was really hoping that we were going to cut to Sarah McLachlan track. You can play Sarah. No, we can't anymore. It's all copyrighted. Our sadness has to be purchased, Eddie. But yes, I, um, yeah, no Rambo died this week.
And I'm very sorry.
We had to let him go. It was very sudden and he's such a good boy and I love him. I'm wearing his handkerchief. You did a good job. I did. I did. He's a good boy. He, he mixed it up. He had a great life. He did. He mixed it up. He had a lot of celebrity pool parties. He did. Yes. You know, he, uh, he, he met him hobnob to the best of his ability.
I let him, uh, I let him only, I let him attack one skateboarder. Cool. That's nice. Also, if you want to pay tribute to Rambo... Attack a skateboarder. Well, I've just been barking at him. Yeah. And it's... Do you be surprised how good it makes you feel? Oh, no. I'm not surprised. I'm serious. Try it. It should be illegal.
Yeah. If I could, I'd make your fun times illegal. And I have the secret police coming to arrest you.
Yeah, one time he actually did chase down a skateboarder and knock them off of their skateboard. And I was like, holy shit, Rambo's going to attack this thing. This kid, I'm going to have to put him to sleep. The kid? Oh, yeah, the kid, because he touched my dog. But Rambo didn't bite. He just wanted him to stop skateboarding. See, that's it. That's all it is. That's all it is.
Because I could tell he had a skateboarding accident when he was younger. He did. He did. His tail had like two skateboard marks. Oh, I thought he was trying to do the 1080. No. It is hard on a lab mix to do the 1080. They get so scared once they come down the ramp. Can I tell one Rambo story before we have a normal show? Of course.
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Chapter 2: What is the mysterious story behind the Bagpiper of Decatur and his missing son?
What a night that would be.
I honestly think that they'd love it. If the first five Guinnesses, by the end, they're all going to be like, Ah, the Guantanamera. That's what I like. All right, Gary, get your knees moving. But all right. So Henry Doyle, Colin France. Yes. Henry France Jr. So he was a known quantity. So what he did was that he was in and out.
He did a bunch of different, you know, he was kind of known, but he was 74 years old and he was Super energetic. And he did the thing that I we warned about on one of I believe it was a stream talking about the concept of when you go on vacation and believe you can do a bunch of stuff that you can't do normally.
Oh, absolutely.
But because you're on vacation. So he went scuba diving. He extended himself too far. He complained of severe exhaustion. All of a sudden, he wasn't with the scuba diving crew anymore. He was on vacation and he died there. And so they went, they packaged up his body, they put it in a bagpipe, and they sent it back to Atlanta. But... That's one big bagpipe. Big old man-shaped, France-sized bagpipe.
Now, they said that they went... I don't really understand what led to the call, though. So, now, this was in Maui. Now they've been, the DeKalb County medical examiner said they're working on the confirmation of the guy. They're pretty certain that it's him. They're currently, like, working on now this secondary investigation.
So, apparently, is that the later on this day, now, these apparently are not connected, but we don't know.
Yeah.
This is on Henry France's phone. Property. Indicator. Indicator. Is that on March 16th, so he died on March 10th, he gets shipped back to Atlanta. Soaking wet. Soaking crazy. Honestly, kind of irresponsible. Because he's not an iPhone. So they said apparently they went to his home to settle his affairs. His family did.
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Chapter 3: What happened with the New Jersey Police Chief and his controversial 'Animal House' behavior?
Yeah. Very good.
That's the blood. That's the blood. That's the bladder blood. Now, do you think this is one person or do you think there's a team of people? Because this is a lot of pee. Yeah. I believe that it might be, ah, it seems like it's a lot of pee from one person that has saved it over a long period of time. Okay.
Now I pee, like, you know, I take blood thinners and I piss like a motherfucking racehorse all night. Hell yeah. I piss and piss and piss and piss. I'm sometimes shocked at the volume of piss that comes out of me. I got a lot of pee pee too. And so I think that may be good. What's funny is that the guy also goes, he was caught on ring cam. Oh, the guy who did it.
They have set up now several camping cams to try to catch him. This is a whole thing. So he's done this more than once. Yes. I think that the guy it's happened now so many times that he had to start pulling his bins in. Right. Because he was sick of them going in there. And the guy just started dumping them in his neighbor's bins.
And then he decided to say, oh, I'm going to reposition the bins so they are more able to be caught on camera.
Yeah.
And then when he did that, the guy moved the bins again because he decided that he knew he was being caught on camera. He showed up masked in a hoodie dropping off the piss. Now, I think that this is a revenge scheme. I think that this man has pissed off somebody. Obviously. Could this man be the culprit himself? Do you think the piss is coming from inside the house? Yes. I don't know.
I don't know if it actually... Take it back. Not yes. I don't know. I... Don't know. I think that this is somebody that knows this person. This is some form of revenge. This is a revenge for something that this person has done and we don't know what it is. I don't know if it's a piss-based crime. I don't know if it's a fart or poop-based crime.
I don't know whether or not it's because he had sex with his wife or he had sex with his daughter. But the only thing I will say is that this P, vengeance. We need to think about this. Because, you know, I even say eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Piss for a piss makes everything absolutely covered in piss. And that's not a bad thing. Yes, it is. But depending on what you like.
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Chapter 4: What is the story about the gallons of urine found in a recycling bin?
Chapter 5: How long can a very obese person survive without food?
Chapter 6: What funny anecdotes about celebrities and dogs are shared?
Chapter 7: What are the cultural references and jokes about fat representation in media?
And that's what I'm here to bring back. Yeah, no, you're part of the trans fat community. No, I am fat. I'm just, I am, I'm fat. I'm so, again, it's important to remember people like me, the other fat guy who lost the weight from the Mike and Molly. Did he lose the weight? Oh, yeah. had to. I think the government made them. That is the thing. They all, you know, John Goodman lost the way.
You know, you get mad, but then you realize they were going to die. Yeah, absolutely. I saw John Goodman walking around at Disney World once. It looked strange. But at the same time, I'm glad he's healthy. Glad he's healthy. But this is the thing. That's why I'm bulking back up. Goodman's getting big again. I just don't think there's anything any of us can do about it.
You know, Kevin James is getting hard. Yeah? There's no reason for that. Is he getting, like... His penis?
No.
Never.
He can't. No, he can't. No, no, no. I'm talking about... No, I thought he couldn't.
No, no, no. I'm talking about just his body. He's trying to... Look at him. Kevin James is getting all tight and hard. Oh, it looks bad. Yes. I don't like it. I don't... But at the same time, I guess I am rooting for them, but I just want to say... I'm not rooting for Kevin James. Oh, you like Kevin James. I'm fine with them. I love the one bit. You like the Queens show.
Well, I love King of Queens, and I also unironically like the one bit that he did in his old stand-up special. I've never seen any of it. He talks about how his main bit was that I just want to lose enough weight so that my tits stop jiggling when I brush my teeth. That is the best thing that he's ever said. That is a good bit.
But that's why here, guys, I know a lot of you have been wondering where's your representation, and I'm coming back with it. Yeah, yeah, my tits are always slopping around. My tits are so sloppy, some people just straight up call me Rue McClanahan. She had great tits.
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