Side Stories: Beyond Contact w/ Captain Ron Janix
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What are the reactions to the death of Pope Francis?
Yeah, a little rhythm. Yeah, a little rhythm, a little Pope is Dead music. Well, you know, it's important because it's important today to really recognize the fact the curse has been broken and News has finally happened and time for side stories to talk about it. I know. It has finally happened. We've been waiting for something like this for years. It has never happened. The Pope always gets better. Yeah, he loves getting better. He always goes dipping down and then pulling up the nose, make everybody get all excited, starting up the conclave, sending out the invites. This Pope died like five times. He's been dead. that's the other thing he's been dead for six months at least they said irreversible heart failure is how he died i actually i'd heard i saw a stroke yeah well he was stroking oh stroking to the east stroking to the west stroking to the boy that i love best he is stroking pope francis's dad hey how you doing welcome to side stories My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.
How you doing? Stoking. I want to be the first... Stoking to the atheists. Stoking to the... To bless the Pope after he's dead.
You know, a lot of people immediately... And the name of the dad. And the boy. And the ghost. And the enchanted...
Something. Apparition. Yep. I want to say a lot of people said Henry Zebrowski is going to come out hard with the, you know, the Pope harboring molesters joke about how, you know, how he's, you know, him and Whoopi Goldberg, I think, had an affair together. There's a lot of people, him, he was coming for that Ted Danson ex-wife material. Oh, yeah. I think that there's a lot of people that were expecting me to say stuff like that. But I want to say Papu Jorge, me so sorry you dead. Yeah, man. Papu Jorge, I'm so sorry that the last thing that you had to see was J.D. Vance's fat face, but everybody else was also saying the same thing. We've all seen the millions of jokes about J.D. Vance killing the Pope. He was probably already dead.
Oh, we're saying... Just sitting there. I think that the Pope's been dead for two months. I think so. I think they knew that they had to drag... How did he get fatter? I don't know. And, you know, whatever it is, apparently when you gain cancer, it's not like... But he didn't have cancer. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff.
He probably had everything.
He had every single thing that you could have. He had it all in one go. J.D. Vance begged to see him. He sent his goon. Papa Jorge went and sent his goon at him to tell him, you know, you're not a real Christian. J.D. Vance went. Then they went and then he got to see him on his last breaths. But I still think that he was dead. He saw Papu Jorge sitting there. Papu Jorge, they screwed his little hat on. They got the threads on in there. You know, they made sure he had his arms attached because they fell off about three weeks ago. And so, you know, they had the strings. Oh, yeah. All popes are puppets. We know that. So nice to meet you. So nice to meet you. Welcome to the Vatican. Have you ever been to Italy?
You know, JD Vance is like wondering why he's not answering. He's like, this motherfucker's stonewalling me.
Or he's like, wow, quiet contemplation. Just watching the corpse of him rot in front of him. We're looking at his... Since when do we let vice presidents meet the Pope, by the way? Since all the rules are gone, Eddie. Vice presidents don't get to meet the fucking Pope. Vice presidents need to be pretty and shut the fuck up. That's right. That's all I want to see. I want you to sit in your little fucking box. I want you to do something dumb like teach people to read or something. That's what vice presidents are supposed to do. They're not supposed to. He's too busy. And you know what? He looks like shit. And eventually, you know, they think that you had anything to do with this, J.D. Vance. The Vatican is going to disappear you.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the reactions to the death of Pope Francis?
0:22–10:04
2
What is the controversy surrounding the next Pope?
10:04–20:17
3
What is the latest update on the Lori Vallow trial verdict?
20:17–27:20
4
What happened in the Florida ICE agent impersonation kidnapping case?
27:20–34:12
5
What is the story behind the Phoenix man losing an eye in an attack?
34:12–39:46
6
Who is Captain Ron Janix and what is Contact in the Desert?
39:46–41:31
7
How has Captain Ron Janix's experience shaped his involvement in UFO culture?
41:31–47:51
8
What can attendees expect from Contact in the Desert this year?
47:51–1:26:39