Chapter 1: What happened to the quadruple amputee cornhole legend Dayton Weber?
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
Are we ready to go? Finally ready.
Lemon pound cake. Pound cake. God, it's just in my head. I wanted to ask you an open-ended question here. Does that mean I don't have to answer? Or does that mean I don't have to finish my answer? Don't finish. Okay. This is actually more for the audience as well because Natalie and I had a debate. Okay. And I want to settle the debate. All right.
Let's just say for next February, Black History Month. Okay. For the crime wave cruise. Yes. What I was thinking is, is it inappropriate for a white couple to dress up? their dogs as important figures in African-American history. Like, if let's say I were to dress up Wendy as Harriet Tubdog. Okay. And then Carmi as Rosa Barks. How would you go about...
dressing them as those people because they don't have specific outfits. Yeah, they do. No, they don't. See, Rosa Parks has a little... Obviously, Rosa Parks has got a little hat. A little pillbox hat and obviously a nice comfortable... Well, Carmi would have to be Rosa Parks because she sits better.
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Chapter 2: What are the details of the Missouri pastor's connection to Epstein Island?
Wait, Rosa Barks?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So cute.
I think it's cute. Natalie thinks it's a hate crime. It's not a hate crime. I think it's cute. I think if you found a way to really do it tastefully, like post a picture on your Instagram and be like, this is what makes Rosa Parks great. Tasteful. These are the things that she did. This is like, you know, like people don't know. So if I do a high... Hyper serious. Yeah. Extremely informed.
Past Wikipedia. Get a little facsimile, like bus. You could talk about how, first off, Rosa Parks is beautiful. I don't know if you've ever seen a picture of Rosa Parks, like in her prime. She's very hot. Rosa Parks is extremely hot. I did not fucking say that. I said that. I don't know what the hell. You asked about me.
she ended her life very she was she had no money at the end of her life there's no money in the civil rights movement is where i was going even though she was smoking hot
she wasn't able like a fucking yeah she wasn't not only fans wasn't around when she passed i'm sorry i love how you find it so funny that someone is so intelligent could be so beautiful i don't think it's funny at all just think it's just like That was your first thought. Can we see Rosa Parks in her prime, please? Yeah, let's goon to Rosa Parks, guys.
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Chapter 3: What controversial incidents did the OnlyFans model cause at Airbnbs?
Welcome to Side Stories. I'm going to fucking go. I ain't going to goon. I'm going to finish. I just think it was an open-ended question. I honestly, I'm sorry, everybody. I allowed the question to be open-ended. It's March. It's Women's Month, so you can talk about it for two months in a row. Yes, that's why also what I was saying to Natalie. That's what I was also saying to Natalie.
They are girls. When he has hair a tub dog would just have a little head wrap. I get it because it's tub man. And so it's tub dog. I understand now. I'm sitting here. I think the pun's awful, but now I realize it's actually not bad. And this is a different intro.
This is crazy. Is this bad?
It's not crazy. This is what he's talking about. I'm calling a beautiful woman beautiful. And everyone's like, look at me like I'm not allowed to find this fucking great woman hot. Sitting right next to me is I have the true student of history, a true fan of the civil rights movement, Ed Larson. She's gorgeous. Jesus Christ. Well, I'm really glad that we got here. Harriet Tubman's not hot.
Chapter 4: How did Charlie Kirk's mentor die during a pickleball game?
Are you happy now? Jesus fucking Christ. I didn't say that either. Harriet Tubman's ugly. Now we're doing it. Now we're doing it. Now that's what you asked for now. I did not ask. I never once asked for any bit of this. Well, let's get to updates. Because we've got a lot going on today. We've got a lot going on today. We've got an update on our lottery scammers.
Okay, so first of all... This is my favorite. This is amazing. We got... Somebody reached out. Last week we covered... I believe it was seven... Men from the... They were from... From Ohio, but they did the crime in Pittsburgh. And over in the Delco County area of Pennsylvania, where they were doing this extended, centrally fake bit that would either be...
Along one lines, got a guy who's got a bunch of money, doesn't know how to play cards, and he's behind this fucking rest stop. Hey, man. Hey, man. My buddy won a lottery. He's behind the rest stop. I love this concept. Behind the rest stop. Go and get some money. This is what I love. So somebody wrote in being like, this is... And so seven guys did this scam over three months. They made $21,000.
Chapter 5: What is the significance of ghost pets in the podcast?
We realized we broke it down. It's like minimum wage. They're making minimum wage just doing this.
So...
This guy, someone got stopped by them. And this is a great, it's like, I just think it's so funny. Hi, while traveling back and forth from Pittsburgh to Chicago, handling my late stepfather's belongings. I'm glad, I'm sorry. Sorry. It's a weird detail to throw in there. I was right at the top. I was stopped at an Indiana rest stop by the scammers you talked about in the last episode.
My girlfriend and I were leaving the rest stop when a man in a white tank top, long red basketball shorts, oh yes, and a flat brimmed hat came up to us asking us to roll down our car window. I obliged. He then told me, hey, man, a dude back there just won the lottery. He's hated our cash, man. The news is here, man. He's around back, man. The news is here.
Knowing that that's not how the lottery works, I thought to myself, if I'm not getting stabbed, I'm not going to get stabbed at this Indiana rest stop today. And I told him, I'm good. We went back and forth for a while while he asked me, why don't you offer your money? Why don't you want that free money? You don't want free money? You better have free money.
Why are you trying to give it away so bad? Yeah, exactly. And then I finally just said, you know what? Yeah, I'll pull around. He ran off, and I drove to Chicago.
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Chapter 6: What updates are there on the lottery scammers?
We laughed, and it felt like an obvious scheme that it could not be real. Thanks for letting me know. It was a real half-ass scam. That just made me laugh so much. Yeah, because this happened in Indiana, and they did it all over. They even did it in Canada once, apparently. It's just, it is a bad plan. Yes, but it worked for a while. Somehow.
That's because it was so ridiculous that even people who it happened to that knew it was bad didn't call the cops because it's so crazy. Oh, they're so stupid. It's so dumb. It's so dumb what happened to them. It kind of feels like... It's never the victim's fault, but don't fall for this. No, this is real fucking stupid. This is real, real stupid.
And I think that people don't realize it even kind of happened to them until it's too late. And I love that finally someone's like, that's how the lottery works. This is come shoot money out of the fucking basket. You know, you don't just make all this money and then it just it's fun. So we have that. We have also. Obviously, I could have called it from a mile away.
Kelly Osbourne and DJ said, Wilson split. We know this, though. That's a Youngblood curse. That's a Youngblood curse. Youngblood lied. They fucking got divorced. They're getting rid of the marriage plans, and it's all over.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of the Airbnb incidents discussed?
Cut to... What day is today? A week from now. I bet you Youngblood fucks Sharon Osbourne. Oh, my God. I hope so. Youngblood's going to fuck Sharon Osbourne. She's turning into him. You see how thin she is lately. She's turning into Youngblood. We're all concerned. But I will say Youngblood's coming in there and he's going to come inside your mother fucking Kelly.
So you need to get your head together because you're going to have a new sister. Youngblood's going to put a child in Sharon Osbourne in the last of her egg. So, all right, so everyone remember, Sid Wilson, he proposed. On the night. On the night, directly after Ozzy has basically committed suicide to perform this charity, the biggest charity event of all time. You know that, right?
That he had to cycle down his medication just to perform. In order to do the final show, he went off of all of his, like, very, the cocktail for like a month before then so that his body would be able to perform, knowing that he would probably, that it would kill him. He died a week later. Yes. He died a week later.
And Youngblood and this other guy are just sucking up all the, sucked up all the fucking specialness. Yeah, they took it all. They sucked it all up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so this guy proposes to Kelly Osbourne while Ozzy's in a wheelchair just when he got off stage. No! And then shocker!
Chapter 8: How does the podcast address the cultural impact of pickleball?
They're not actually getting married. It's as trashy as getting... I'm telling you this. The reason why, yes, we're all concerned about Kelly Osbourne. We're all pulling for her. We know that she's currently grieving. But we have to remember, this is the trash we see on Facebook. This is the type of shit. It's the same as getting engaged at somebody else's wedding.
It's the same as doing... You're pulling shenanigans. Yeah. And it's bad luck for you. Everyone's like, oh, well, maybe Ozzy wanted to see her get engaged in one of his last moments. No father ever wants to see his daughter get engaged. Now it all doesn't mean shit. A father wants to see his daughter get married. You took one of his last moments.
But I do believe a father wants to see his daughter. He wants to be at the wedding. He wants to be at the wedding. He does not care about the engagement. The engagement's where you fucking do anal for the first time. You know what I mean? That's a ring. That's nasty. You know what I mean? The engagement night's nasty sex. We all know that engagement night's for nasty sex.
And you can't think about your elderly father as the light is dying from his eyes, as he's watching you, knowing that the whole point of the engagement ceremony is to ask permission from the world to come inside this person without a condom on. Yeah. And it's literally what it's for. It's why engagements have always existed. Marriage is technically kind of pointless and stupid in a way.
It's the day where you say no more condoms. Yeah, right? And that's what he did in front of Ozzy. The day. That should have just been about him. It really should have just been about Ozzy. So it's nice that the Pam Flutes, it's not. The greatest charity.
You're fighting them still.
What it is, is making. Say something nice about Youngblood. He's not on the Epstein list. He's not. He's too young. He could have been a victim. I would have liked him then. He does look like a model. He does. He's very handsome. Honestly, again, I'm sorry to come back at Youngblood. I'm already hearing Youngblood's army coming for me. Yeah, well, you know. I asked for it, huh?
You did ask for it, but I don't care. Let him come. Let him come. Let him come. That's one thing I say about Youngblood's fans. Let him come. Please let him come. Come away. Also, you've got to fucking mark my words. He puts a baby in Sharon Osbourne. Oh, man. Nothing would make me happier. He's going to. It's impossible. Who knows? It's not impossible. She could have an egg in there.
No, dude. Oh, dude, in the back?
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