Side Stories: Cornhole & Bulletholes

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What happened to the quadruple amputee cornhole legend Dayton Weber?

Unknown 0:01
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
Marcus Parks 0:20
Are we ready to go? Finally ready.
Unknown 0:21
Lemon pound cake. Pound cake. God, it's just in my head. I wanted to ask you an open-ended question here. Does that mean I don't have to answer? Or does that mean I don't have to finish my answer? Don't finish. Okay. This is actually more for the audience as well because Natalie and I had a debate. Okay. And I want to settle the debate. All right. Let's just say for next February, Black History Month. Okay. For the crime wave cruise. Yes. What I was thinking is, is it inappropriate for a white couple to dress up? their dogs as important figures in African-American history. Like, if let's say I were to dress up Wendy as Harriet Tubdog. Okay. And then Carmi as Rosa Barks. How would you go about... dressing them as those people because they don't have specific outfits.
Unknown 1:26
Yeah, they do. No, they don't. See, Rosa Parks has a little... Obviously, Rosa Parks has got a little hat. A little pillbox hat and obviously a nice comfortable... Well, Carmi would have to be Rosa Parks because she sits better.

What are the details of the Missouri pastor's connection to Epstein Island?

Unknown 1:39
Wait, Rosa Barks?
Marcus Parks 1:41
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So cute.
Unknown 1:43
I think it's cute. Natalie thinks it's a hate crime. It's not a hate crime. I think it's cute. I think if you found a way to really do it tastefully, like post a picture on your Instagram and be like, this is what makes Rosa Parks great. Tasteful. These are the things that she did. This is like, you know, like people don't know. So if I do a high... Hyper serious. Yeah. Extremely informed. Past Wikipedia. Get a little facsimile, like bus. You could talk about how, first off, Rosa Parks is beautiful. I don't know if you've ever seen a picture of Rosa Parks, like in her prime. She's very hot. Rosa Parks is extremely hot. I did not fucking say that. I said that. I don't know what the hell. You asked about me. she ended her life very she was she had no money at the end of her life there's no money in the civil rights movement is where i was going even though she was smoking hot
Unknown 2:46
she wasn't able like a fucking yeah she wasn't not only fans wasn't around when she passed i'm sorry i love how you find it so funny that someone is so intelligent could be so beautiful i don't think it's funny at all just think it's just like That was your first thought. Can we see Rosa Parks in her prime, please? Yeah, let's goon to Rosa Parks, guys.

What controversial incidents did the OnlyFans model cause at Airbnbs?

Unknown 3:15
Welcome to Side Stories. I'm going to fucking go. I ain't going to goon. I'm going to finish. I just think it was an open-ended question. I honestly, I'm sorry, everybody. I allowed the question to be open-ended. It's March. It's Women's Month, so you can talk about it for two months in a row. Yes, that's why also what I was saying to Natalie. That's what I was also saying to Natalie. They are girls. When he has hair a tub dog would just have a little head wrap. I get it because it's tub man. And so it's tub dog. I understand now. I'm sitting here. I think the pun's awful, but now I realize it's actually not bad. And this is a different intro.
Marcus Parks 3:58
This is crazy. Is this bad?
Unknown 4:00
It's not crazy. This is what he's talking about. I'm calling a beautiful woman beautiful. And everyone's like, look at me like I'm not allowed to find this fucking great woman hot. Sitting right next to me is I have the true student of history, a true fan of the civil rights movement, Ed Larson. She's gorgeous. Jesus Christ. Well, I'm really glad that we got here. Harriet Tubman's not hot.

How did Charlie Kirk's mentor die during a pickleball game?

Unknown 4:25
Are you happy now? Jesus fucking Christ. I didn't say that either. Harriet Tubman's ugly. Now we're doing it. Now we're doing it. Now that's what you asked for now. I did not ask. I never once asked for any bit of this. Well, let's get to updates. Because we've got a lot going on today. We've got a lot going on today. We've got an update on our lottery scammers. Okay, so first of all... This is my favorite. This is amazing. We got... Somebody reached out. Last week we covered... I believe it was seven... Men from the... They were from... From Ohio, but they did the crime in Pittsburgh.

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