Side Stories: Stories with Friends II

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Henry Zebrowski 0:01
There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes.
Eddie 0:19
All right, you guys are good. We're good? We're ready? Yeah, you're ready. Oh, side stories. I'm Henry Zebrowski, and I'm getting too big for my clothes.
What?
Eddie 0:32
How you doing? I'm joined, of course, I'm not Henry Zebrowski. He's out and about. He can't make it in today, but I am joined here with the wonderful, my confident, my efficient, my hero, top five smartest friends, host of the Foreign Report, fraudsters, Sina Ghaznavi. How you doing, buddy?
Sina Ghaznavi 0:51
Oh, that's so great. I'm so happy you have very few of five friends. Yes, yes.
Eddie 0:56
You're my lawyer, my psychiatrist, my IT guy. What do you think of this computer? How dirty is it?
Unknown 1:03
It's pretty good. Oh, my God, look at that screen, Eddie. I know it would make you upset.
Sina Ghaznavi 1:09
Eddie, the white on the Google Doc, you can't even see. It's changed. I was looking at the keyboard, and then I saw the screen.
Eddie 1:16
Yeah, yeah, you don't know. The keyboard's bad, but the screen's bad.
Sina Ghaznavi 1:19
I don't know how to clean it.
Eddie 1:20
Eddie, I am shook. Yeah, I knew you would be. I knew you would be a cleaner. But now I feel like if I cleaned it, I wouldn't be able to read it. What?
Sina Ghaznavi 1:28
You can't read it now.
Unknown 1:29
You're like reading through the woods. Yeah, well, it helps me because I can filter out all the awful news.
Sina Ghaznavi 1:38
It puts a blur. Does the dirt cover the word genocide when you're scrolling through an article?
Eddie 1:44
Oh, yeah. So I want to talk about some fucked up shit with you today.
Sina Ghaznavi 1:50
Wait, can I just say, I was talking to Rob before the show and I was like, you know, he's like, I'm surprised you came back or something like that. And I was like, you know, last time I remember being here and I was thinking about it last night, I was like, oh, Eddie showed me a woman getting electrocuted.
Unknown 2:04
And then today we're going to talk about arguably worse. Yes. Yeah. And you know what's funny about that? I don't remember that. I think it was Henry, maybe.
Eddie 2:14
It was just Henry. Oh, good. I'm glad I missed it. Thank you for taking that one for me. But before we get started, definitely, you know, The Foreign Report is like one of the best shows. It's where I get my news. Oh, good. And you're great. Travis is fine. Yeah. He's great. I'm just kidding. I love everybody. But you are the father, the surrogate father of a serial killer.
Sina Ghaznavi 2:40
roomie oh yeah roomie cena's dog has killed nine squirrels 10 squirrels 10 squirrels three birds three birds and he has attacked multiple uh opossums uh but they he's played dead he's never beaten a possum yet no no no because they he's you know he's a dog they play dead and he's like i did it look at me I'm the man. So what kind of dog is Rumi? He is a Jack Russell mix with a lot of different Terriers and... 20% Chihuahua. That's where the ferociousness comes. Yeah, Betty. So you gave him a test. We got the test done. Yeah, yeah, for sure. 23 and P. Well, Marcus did. Whatever Marcus did, I did. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When Marcus does something, I'm like, that's a good one. I know it's verified because I know he did his research.
Sina Ghaznavi 3:31
So I'm going to do it.
Eddie 3:32
Yeah, no. If I did one on Tootsie, it'd come back as Grim Reaper.
Yeah.
Eddie 3:39
Yeah, so up to 10 squirrels. So how bloody is the squirrel deaths?
Sina Ghaznavi 3:45
You sent me a video of one of them from your ring camera. Yeah, I think one was bloody. But normally, it's like, you know how a dog plays with those toys, the stuffed toys?
Eddie 3:54
Oh, because immediately, as soon as they pick it up and shake it.
Sina Ghaznavi 3:56
They shake it. And then you think, oh, it's so cute. Oh, it's so cute. He's like, he's just practicing. That's a war game, okay? He is warming up. To go out there and he just waits and we have a palm tree in our backyard and there's a fence. And what he does is he just waits. He barks, but he's also waiting for the squirrel to make a mistake because it goes on the fence and jumps to the tree. And if they miss or they go from the palm tree to the fence and they miss... Oh, buddy, he is there. That's crazy. And he really so much of this work that we do is showing up.

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