Chapter 1: What exciting announcement do the hosts have for listeners?
from your grave this is called a side story's cold open now please prepare your listening abilities for the special guest of the day marcus parks hey how you doing i'm so stupid
Wow. That's more of a cold reception than a cold open, but thank you very much. I appreciate it. That's very nice of you. Yes, it is a cold open. Yeah, I'm here today. How you doing, everybody? We're here with a good announcement. It's a good announcement. It's good news. First of all, let's just go ahead and get it out of the way and say what we all want. I know what everyone wants to hear.
If you don't want anything to change, it won't.
That's right.
Chapter 2: What crimes did the Bone Collector Jonathan Gerlach commit?
First of all, nothing essentially is changing except for things that we like. A couple of things are changing. Last podcast on the left is announcing a partnership with Netflix for our video rights to the show. A partnership. Not a sale. Not a sale. We are literally just leasing our bodies physically to Netflix to be seen by you.
That means Last Podcast on the left and Side Stories will now be appearing in video version on Netflix on all tiers. Really? Yes. Yeah, Eddie.
I did forget to tell you about this. I didn't even tell him. He didn't even ask why I was in the room. He didn't even care.
Chapter 3: Who is the Piggyback Bandit and what are his unusual antics?
He didn't care. That's what I love about him. I work here. No. He's the Winston. But to reiterate, nothing else is changing. The podcast will still be available for free wherever podcasts are found. All of the last stream on the left is staying exactly the same. Our deal with Patreon is exactly the same. You can still get ad-free episodes of the podcast on Patreon.com.
That is still totally available to you.
Except for the video podcast.
Well, that's where we got an even better announcement, which is because we're taking Last Podcast on the Left and Side Story's video off of YouTube and off of our Patreon, we are giving you more stuff. More content. So, number one, we have a brand new SiriusXM show that is going to be coming out called Last Letterboxd on the Left, starring Ed Larson and myself doing movie reviews.
Chapter 4: What tragic incident involved a famous wingsuit pilot?
I'm going to be coming on every once in a while.
He will be, and we will be having guests. The video for that is going to be put on Patreon. How about that? That's for you. There you go. That's one. All right, then we have the miseducation of Ed Larson. I'm an idiot.
In which we will be making footage of Ed learning about topics that Marcus and I will be sending him ahead on so that he can catch up to our stature by the time we do a bunch of new crazy revamp series in the next coming years. That's right. And I refuse to read. So we're going to be watching documentaries, movies, and I'm going to watch and you're going to watch me watch.
And then I will be like, that's stupid. And you're going to be like, Ed's fucking learning all kinds of shit.
Chapter 5: How did a bread mixer lead to a workplace fatality?
Yeah, that's basically it. You get two new shows.
One more? No. Oh, that's not it, Marcus. There's more? There's more than that. What else do I got to do? We are introducing Last Stream on the Left After Dark. Oh, yeah, that. Yeah. So for our, truly our most beloved $25 tier subscribers over on Patreon, what you can give is...
actual suggestions of videos for us to show on the stream and then it will be an exclusive to all of the patreon users that we will then do a 20 minute user submitted video uncut directly for you that lives on patreon and does not go anywhere else won't be on youtube it won't be anywhere else only you patreon fuckers enjoy and that's going to be once a month
Once a month. Yeah.
Chapter 6: What interesting listener emails were shared this week?
So three new shows and we're going to be on Netflix, which is fucking amazing. Because the thing is about the Netflix deal is that it's going to enable us to do so much more cool shit here at the network. We're going to be able to do new video streaming shows. Am I going to have to try harder? No, absolutely not. No, not at all. You don't have to do anything.
All you got to do is you got to sit right there and be your cherubic self. Yeah.
Also, you know what's incredible about Netflix? And I'll say this truly. None of these dumb shit YouTube language policing. It's all over. We can say kill and suicide like we like. And we can say all the things without fucking with the algorithm.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of the Netflix partnership for the podcast?
We're free on there to actually say all the words we'd like to say.
Are you telling me I don't have to unalive myself anymore? Not anymore!
That's right. You can just commit regular suicide. It's going to be All right, so again, nothing has to change. Nothing has changed. Nothing has changed. So if there's nothing that you... So if you like the podcast the way you like the podcast, nothing changes.
But if you want to watch us on Netflix now, if you want to watch episodes of Side Stories and episodes of The Last Podcast on the left on Netflix, you can do that if you have a Netflix account. And one last notification.
The old episodes are staying on. Yeah. So everything, nothing is being removed.
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Chapter 8: What future events and live shows are planned by the hosts?
A couple episodes are going to be put on, exclusive on Netflix, but not too many. There's still going to be a massive, massive backlog on YouTube.
None of that moves, so it's really just the current series from now on. So, just so you know, it's all still there for you, and now it will also be on Netflix. You know what I find to be very cool? Netflix is obviously making a big push, and they're really bringing in a lot of podcasts. And I think that's a pretty cool thing to happen over there on Netflix, but I will say...
We're one of the few independent shows going there. I mean, we don't want to toot our horn too much, but yes, this is a thing that we got to negotiate. This is a thing that directly helps us here at the network. And we are fucking, we're going to play this all the way down to the balls.
Helps us, helps our employees, helps everybody. So it's a damn good thing. It's very cool.
It better be. And if it isn't, then we're sorry.
Yeah.
But right now, we love it. We'll see you on Netflix, won't we, Marcus? Yeah, see you on Netflix. All right, get back to work, you little bony piece of shit.
I'm gonna.
I gotta go. I got a whole lot of Murdoch work to do. Murdoch. Yep, now. All right, back to Side Stories' beginning. There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side Stories?
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