Learn English Funcast

Learn English Funcast 146: Wheel of Fortune, Spanish Stutter, and an anesthesiologist

24 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Learn English Funcast is back baby! We got some words of motivation, some new vocabulary, and some hilarious new jokes. 

Learn English Funcast 145: The mystery kitchen utensil, paid compliment, and work emails

23 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We are finally back. Today's learn English funcast episode talks about paid compliment, work emails, and a mysterious kitchen utensil. To get the text...

Learn English Funcast #144 - A woman and a handgun, the Australian Outback, and a trip to the grocery store

03 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Learn English today through some funny jokes. In today's episode we teach some cool idioms, info about the Australian outback, and a funny grocery lis...

Learn English Funcast #143 - Expert advice, solitary confinement, and DEATH or BOOKA!

31 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode we learn English from a a man who gives an alcoholic some expert advice. We also learn what you should never forget to take with yo...

Learn English Funcast #142 - Star Wars feuds, the angry plumber, and a girls love for chickens

29 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The Learn English Funcast got an exciting podcast for you today. We talk about the feud between Luke, and Darth Vader. We also find out why a plumber ...

Learn English Funcast #141 - A difficult drunk test, navy admiral, and a pirate, and a chameleon in class

27 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today we learn Englih with the help of a drunk test, an admiral and a pirate, and also a chameleon in class. Don't forget to check out www.englishfun...

Learn English Funcast #140 - A moth, a coffin maker, and an excellent diet

23 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Learn English Funcast got another exciting English learning podcast for you. Today you will learn about moths, coffin makers, and an excellent diet. D...

Learn English Funcast #139 - Gorilla removers, the expensive parrot, and the farmers son

20 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Learn English Funcast episode is filled with animal jokes. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to check out the text to the jokes in...

Learn English Funcast #138 - A shipwreck, free beer for life, and counterfeit bills

17 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Learn English Funcast #138 is filled with some funny jokes about three guys and a shipwreck. It also talks about test that will give you free beer for...

Learn English Funcast #137 - A guest for dinner, three men on an island, and mountain lions

09 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today's awsome podcast you will learn and improve your English with these funny jokes about a dinner guest, three guys on an island, and mountain lion...

Episode 136 - A man stung by a bee, the hardest mint in town, and words of wisdom.

09 Mar 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Learn English with today's funniest jokes. We learn how it feels to be stung by a bee. We learn the meaning of the hardest person or mint in town. We ...

Episode 135 - Old men streaking, and a the case of the lipstick marks

03 Mar 2015

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode we learn what happens when old men are bored and decide to streak. We also learn how to get girls to stop leaving lipstick marks on...

Episode 134 - To bungie or budgie jump, and how spelling can ruin your life

05 Jan 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss the difference between bungie and budgie jumping. We also talk about how important spelling is. One letter off can really ruin your l...

Episode 133 - Names for cruise control, and a faulty mechanic

17 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode we discuss different names we can call cruise control and a story about a funny mechanic.

Episode 132 - Round trips at an upscale hotel, and the computer troubleshooter

27 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about why flights are so expensive in Canada, we also discuss what it is like to stay at an upscale hotel. Don't forget to go to www.en...

Episode 131 - A woman only needs four animals in her life, a man and a cattle ranch, and cat names

26 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss what kind of animals a woman needs in her life. Why some people have dreams of owning a cattle ranch, and differences names we give o...

Episode 130 - Monkey's as pets, a disposable hamster, and don't believe the sheep.

19 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In today's fun episode we learn about monkey's , disposable pets, and the truth about sheep. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to get my f...

Episode 129 - A blind mans sense of smell, the bad panda, and hiding blondes

06 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode we watch learn that blind people have an excellent sense of smell. We talk about bad pandas and why comes blondes are really really...

Episode 128 - Animal emergency, customs officers, and melted ears.

29 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

That's right we're back!!! Today we talk about weird emergency calls, custom officers, and a why some dude has a melted ear. Go to www.englishfuncast....

Episode 127 - Piece of pizza, peace of mind, and guilt trips

12 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today we learn the meaning of having a peace of mind. We also discuss what are guilt trips, and kids with their computers. Don't forget to get our fre...

Episode 126 - Suprising the wife, life changes, and going under

04 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode Ron talks about how to suprise the wife in traffic. We discuss what changes some people make in their lives, and what it means to g...

Episode 125 - Drag and drop, loud motel tv, and a wrong number

25 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode Ron teacher you about customer support, a cop with a smart idea, and granny with a wrong number. Don't forget to check out www.eng...

Episode 124 - The malfunctioning elevator, on the other line, and dad's pet peeve

02 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about the different meaning of having another line. We discuss dad's pet peeve, and a story of a psychologist and an elevator. Don't for...

Episode 123 - Why I like doing stand up more than acting

17 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Don't forget to see me LIVE tonight at the Broadway Comedy Club in New York City.  April 17th at 11 pm. It is going to be an AMAZING SHOW!!!

Episode 122 - Tips for mimes, and coast to coast romances

15 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about mimes and how you can pretend to tip them. We also discuss what it means to go somewhere from coast to coast, and paternity test...

Episode 121 - Underwater English Course, being serious, and a call from the FBI

01 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode we talk about a new underwater English course. We discuss what it means to be serious, and why it is scary to recieve calls from th...

Episode 120 - Voice recognition software and computer sizes

28 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast we discuss faulty voice recognition software and the problem with today's computer sizes. To sign up for an online English webina...

Episode 119 - The need for faster computers and being short and plump

24 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss why computers are still too slow. We also talk about being short and plump. Sign up for a live English webinar go to www.englishfunca...

Episode 118 - How to fix a printer and driving with the volume up

22 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today we learn why you should never fix your printer yourself. We also discuss how rude people are when driving with the volume up. Join a live Englis...

Episode 117 - The confused scuba diver and skin grafting

19 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode Ron talks about a confused scuba driver. We also discuss why it is good to graft some of your skin towards your wife. For info abou...

Episode 116 - Two cows grazing in a field, the tomato that turned red, and learning about steaks

14 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today we learn about cows in a field, why a tomato turns red when it see's a salad, and the meaning of steak. Go to www.englishfuncast.com to get my ...

Episode 115 - Best Pick-up Line Comeback

10 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Learn how to reject guys who use pick up lines on you. You will learn how to reject them in a mean way and in a polite way. Don't forget to go to www...

Episode 114 - Getting in line, and our love for mother-in-laws

07 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss why do people hate or love their mother-in-laws so much. We also learn what it means to wait in line, and when people flail their han...

Episode 113 - A magician and a parrot, two men playing golf, and a being scared half to death

03 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Learn why parrots can be really annoying. Also beware of your golf friends. We also learn the difference of being scared half to death and what double...

Episode 112 - How to be impressed, and coming to an event empty handed

01 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Learn how to use words in a sentence that shows that you are really impressed. Also learn why you should never come empty handed to a party or an even...

Episode 111 - Nicknames for your loved ones, being generous, and pitch black.

25 Feb 2014

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode Ron talks about what nicknames you can and can not call your loved one. We discuss why it is important to be generous sometimes and...

Episode 110 - How to punish your kids, and taking a remote control to Macy's

13 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about the best way to punish your kids, and why a woman takes her remote control to Macy's. Don't forget to get our free eBook "How your...

Episode 109 - Clearly and Lorraine, flying drunk, and speaking German

07 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk about a man with two love interests. We discuss a pilot who flys drunk, and we learn some German. Don't forget to go to www.englishfunca...

Episode 108 - New Years resolutions that you can achieve

03 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year! Today Ron talks about the resolutions that you can achieve this year. Don't forget to leave an iTunes review and get a free English eB...

Episode 107 - Talking with Lindsay and Gabby from All Ears English

11 Dec 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today we talk with Lindsay and Gabby from the All Ears English Podcast. They are one of my favorite new English learning podcasts on iTunes. I get to ...

Episode 106 - Trouble with the police, wife can't cook, and the broken cuckoo clock

01 Dec 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode we talk about getting in trouble with the police. A man who has a wife that can't cook, and a broken cuckoo clock. Don't forget to ...

Episode 105 - Lighten your burden, a big man, and blondes skydiving

23 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode Ron talks about why getting married sometimes causes more problems than solutions. We talk about a lawyer who moves back to his sma...

Episode 104 - Wife on her hands and knees, venom in the butt, and 20 years in jail

16 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode Ron talks about how to get your wife on her hands and knees. We also discuss a man who got bitten in the ass by a snake. We end off...

Episode 103 - Blondes on a plane, and management on a hot air balloon

24 Sep 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's exciting podcast we talk about how to talk to blondes on an airplane. We also discuss people who take hot air balloons. Go to www.englishfu...

Episode 102 - playing an electric guitar in a hot tub, s car go, and a ring bear

16 Sep 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode Ron talks about playing an electric guitar in a hot tub. We also talk about really fast cars, and what is a ring bear exactly. This...

Episode 101 - A bad taxi driver, revenge after a break up, and collecting fruit

08 Sep 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Ron talks about a taxi driver that cheats his passengers, we also discuss how to get revenge on your ex girlfriend, and why it is impo...

Episode 100 - Our 100th episode podcast special!!!!

26 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Wow we did it. This is our 100th episode podcast special. Today we tell some of our favorite blonde jokes. We learn what it means to be one in a milli...

Episode 99 - Mother of six, father of four, you have a nice house, second opinion, and facebook success

14 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's Episode we talk about why you shouldn't upset your wife. We learn why you shouldn't tell English learners to sleep with their wives. We als...

Episode 98 - The plastered cast, never felt better, manhole cover, and extension cord

01 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In todays podcast Ron talks about how he looks tough as a teacher. We also talk about why you should always tell the police you feel fine, and a car w...

Episode 97 - The 12-Step Program for Internet Addicts

29 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss the 12 step program to recovery if you are an internet addict. We also find out what is wrong with driving to work. Get our free book...

Episode 96 - A tough judge, a collections specialist, and dropping money in the outhouse

15 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about a judge getting fined for speeding. We learn what it means to be a collections specialist, and why you should drop a twenty doll...

Episode 95 - Hiding in the closet, a company shakeup, and a hotdog collection

09 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode we talk about a do it yourself furniture, we also discuss a stupid mistake by a stupid CEO, and a man who has a hotdog collection. ...

Episode 94 - a hypochondriac, tending an elephant, modern art gallery, and come again

25 Jun 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode we talk about a hypochondriac, tending to an elephant at a zoo. What one woman thoughts on modern art are. We finnish off by unders...

Episode 93 - marriage counsel, zip codes, and artificial insemination

19 Jun 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode Ron talks about marriage problems, what is a zipcode, and postal code. We also discuss artificial insemination.

Episode 92 - To take a hike, going hang gliding, and writing an obituary.

10 Jun 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode Ron talks about the meaning of taking a hike. We also learn why going hang gliding could be very dangerous, and a really cheap wido...

Episode 91 - The end is near, idiot manager, and diamonds aren't forever

05 Jun 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode Ron talks about why road signs are really important. We discuss a manager who is called an idiot and why buying a diamond ring for ...

Episode 90 - Sucking your thumb, a terminal illness, and late for work

31 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode Ron talks about why sucking your thumb can make you fat. We also talk about what to do with all your money when your going to die f...

Episode 89 - The Carpet man, the coast is clear, and slow as a turtle

28 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode Ron talks about a man who installs carpets. A late night phone call, and what its like to be a really really slow turtle.

Episode 88 - secs or sex, no fingers, and I like your thinking

21 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's Episode Ron talks about the difference between seconds and sex. We also talk about how much it would suck to get your fingers cut off. We e...

Episode 87 - Chilling with Andrew from China232.com talking about awful children's book titles

09 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today we have an awesome guest. Andrew from www.china232.com joins us. He talks about his awesome English learning podcast that he and his brother hos...

Episode 86 - Dumb criminals, and stupid label descriptions

26 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron reads us a couple stories about dumb criminals. We also read and explain some stupid label descriptions from around the world.

Episode 85 - Famous dead people, shipwrecked with a supermodel, and poor Mike Tyson

18 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's podcast we discuss how famous people prove that they are who they say they are. What would happen if you were shipwrecked with a supermodel...

Episode 84 - Chuck Norris Quotes

13 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In today's podcast we discuss the most famous quotes by the greatest martial artist of all time. Chuck Norris!!!

Episode 83 - Satan's sister, losing memory, blondes and basketball

05 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about someone who has been living with Satan's sister. We also have a joke about memory loss with age.

Episode 82- The formula for water, Indian taxi, shower instructions, lather, rinse and repeat

02 Apr 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode Ron talks about H2O. Fast Japanese cars and Indian taxi's. A gift for a wife that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds flat. The difference...

Episode 81 - What is ology? Boys with strange names, a ring and an election

28 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode Ron talks about the meaning ology. We also have a hard time reading a joke about boys with strange names. We discuss different kind...

Episode 80- Don't has, the man with the ferrari, the talkative wife

26 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about why you should never say "don't has". We also talk about why a man who owns a Ferrari is sad and crying. Blondes who go to Disne...

Episode 79 - Introducing English Funcast U

23 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode Ron discusses the launch of English Funcast University. We also have some funny blonde and engineering jokes for you.

Episode 78 - Computer and Blonde jokes

18 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's Episode Ron tells a few funny computer jokes, and we once again share some amazing jokes about blondes.

Episode 77 - Hotel Amenities, something fishy, and why mens lives are easy

15 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today we discuss why you should always use all the hotel amenities. We learn what the meaning of something fishy is. We end the episode giving reasons...

Episode 76 - Texas highway patrol, cool your heels, and double negatives.

08 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about three blondes applying for a job as a Texas highway patrol. What it means to cool your heels, and the meaning of a double negati...

Episode 75 - Shot in the heart, ordering some woop, and playing poker

06 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about a woman who wants to join her dead husband. A man in a restaurant who orders something called woop, and how a man lost his wife ...

Episode 74 - Man of the house, how to fake that you understand English, and smoking dads

02 Mar 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's podcast Ron talks about a man who thinks he is the man of the house. We also learn what to say in English even though you might not underst...

Episode 73 - Expensive perfume, don't drink and drive, and a very good salesman

28 Feb 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode Ron talks about women and their expensive perfumes. We also talk about why you shouldn't drink and drive. Finally we have a few goo...

Episode 72 - Worlds smartest dog, e-mail from hell, and putting an ad in the paper

26 Feb 2013

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode Ron talks about the worlds smartest dog, a man on vacation that sends an e-mail to the wrong person. We also discuss a man who puts...

Episode 71 - Peking duck, newlyweds, and a pen for outer space

22 Feb 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about a peeking peking duck, how newlyweds can pretend to be not newlywed, and a special pen that can write in outerspace.

Episode 70 - Reflecting on the porch, a dog named Marylou, and a smart drunk

19 Feb 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron makes his return to the English Funcast podcast after spending some time in New York. We discus an old lady reflecting on her porch, a race ...

Episode 69 - The smarter scientist, who shot the beaver, and the wonders of plastic surgery

24 Jan 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about different scientists making discoveries in their cities. We learn a good analogy about a beaver, and we finish off with women wh...

Episode 68 - Never tease a gorilla, drinking tea stops fights, and lifesavers are...

21 Jan 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about why you should never tease a gorilla or a man for that matter. We also talk about how having a mouthful of tea will help women s...

Episode 67- Boxers, briefs, g-strings, and thongs. Fifty bucks if fifty bucks, and a blone expecting twins.

17 Jan 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron explains the different types of underwear. We tell a story about an old couple and a helicopter ride, and finish off talking about a blonde ...

Episode 66 - How to shower like a man and a woman

14 Jan 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about what how men and women take a shower step by step.

Episode 65 - Blondes and buses, three dogs, and the lost husband

10 Jan 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about blondes riding a double decker bus. Three dogs and their misbehaviour, and a cat that always finds its way home.

Episode 64 - Shrink vs Bartender , magic mirror, and the moral of the story is...

07 Jan 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about how a bartenders advice is sometimes better than an expensive shrink. We also discuss a magic mirror, and what the moral of some...

Episode 63 - Birthday wish, two important qualities, and I don't like the looks of this

02 Jan 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about a wifes birthday wish. We learn two important qualities of a doctor, and why I don't like the looks of this.

Episode 62 - The New Years Special

31 Dec 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about his new years resolutions, tips for improving English for the New Years, and a few jokes about the end of the year.

Episode 61 - Christmas Special

26 Dec 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron tells us a few xmas riddles, some santa jokes, and 15 ways to confuse santa on xmas.

Episode 60 - Some poetry, discount at the dentist, a dehydrated hydra, and I can't see my wife

13 Dec 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron shares a beautiful poem with us. We discuss how to get discounts from a dentist. A hydra walks into a bar, and wife this an can't see his wi...

Episode 59 - Clothing sale, first class to athens, safest things to say to a woman

11 Dec 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about a clothing sale that is too good to be true. We learn how to speak blonde to a woman on a flight to Athens, and we learn how to ...

Episode 58 - Return of evil Bob, wanted ad in paper, how was I born? and driving angry

10 Dec 2012

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode evil Bob has escaped from the basement and has locked our usual host Ron in a cage in the basement. Bob talks about a wanted ad in ...

Episode 57 - Labor pain, porch or a porche, and spoiled milk

08 Dec 2012

Contributed by Lukas

In Today's episode Ron talks about a woman delivering a baby, the difference in pronounciating porch and porche, and why some milk is called spoiled m...

Episode 56 - crap in the carburettor, scratching our balls, and snails for dinner

04 Dec 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about a blonde who has car trouble. A man who has no balls to scratch, and finding snails on the beach for a dinner party.

Episode 55 - Walking on water, a clean hangover, booze and worms

30 Nov 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Todays our podcast returns with our own intro song. We talk about walking on water, an alcohol that gives you the cleanest alcohol ever along with a s...

Episode 54 - Smokes and condoms, a snoring soldier, and feeling like a woman

28 Nov 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about how two old woman smoke cigarettes in the rain. How to sleep in a room at night with a snoring soldier. We end off the podcast o...

Episode 53 - The pig with the wooden leg, mini vs royce, and feeling like a woman.

27 Nov 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about how video games help you learn English. We share a story about a pig with a three medals and a wooden leg. A competition of luxu...

Episode 52 - Bill Clinton and his wife, be careful, and drafted by the army

22 Nov 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about a forty year old secret that Bill Clinton has kept from his wife. We also talk about why a husband tells his wife to be careful ...

Episode 51 - Bacon tree, overdraft, saving a bush, and the story of a period

21 Nov 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about a tree make of bacon. We also hear a wonderful story about saving bush, and an exciting story about a period.

Episode 50 - The law student, two cross nuns, a lying wife, and don't step on the ducks

19 Nov 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today is our 50th episode. We celebrate  it with the best opening theme song of all time, and some really funny jokes.

Episode 49 - Your gonna die, game for old people, why dogs are better than woman, and my friend died

18 Nov 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron speaks a woman with a terminal sickness. Top games for old people. Reasons why dogs are better than women, a friend who died by accident.

Episode 48 - It's good to be a bear, IRS issues, old is when, and being amish

13 Nov 2012

Contributed by Lukas

We got a lengthy episode for you guys today about being a bear, IRS issues, you know your old when, and being Amish. The show is also interrupted by a...

Episode 47 - Car accident, more fighting, and the story of three balloons

02 Nov 2012

Contributed by Lukas

Today Ron talks about the meaning of a T-bone. More stories about things not to say in order to not start a fight. We also discuss the story of a fami...