Nick Mullen & Kyle Dunnigan - Eight Armed Spider - Episode 945
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What patriotic banter opens the episode and who are the guest introductions?
When you hear that bomb drop, blop, blop, you know what to do. Open up the pit, bitch, I'm coming through. Big J, the battle rap champ. All up in your ass with the strap, rat-a-tat-tat. Unload the clip, I got a bone to pick. Tristan, split your dome with a bowling pin. Puerto Rican rattlesnake, venom in your veins. Natural born killers, lead you to skanks.
what's up everybody it is your favorite podcast as always to my right tristan bowling to my left it slashes patriotic brother gash the puerto rican rattlesnake luis j gomez hey And I am Big Jay Oakerson, and we are the legendary Legion of Skanks. Three for life. Three for life. Happy birthday, America. This is the show that comes out before the 4th of July, so that's why this is... Hey! I guess it's too early for... People are like, what the fuck's going on? Why is it wearing an America hat? It's 4th of July almost, man. It's the 4th of July in a week. Look, sure. It's still June. Now, here, which is why everyone's acting, behaving like this. They got the June glooms. Yeah, well, I'll tell you right now, I'm fucking celebrating early.
Barbecue, America, 250 years of being the fucking greatest country in the world. A hat you won by popping three balloons with a dart at a carnival. It's a cool hat. It's more than cool, dude. It's fucking gay. And that's great, because you have two more days of that being awesome in this town. Hell yeah. You're so gay. Are you tired from the, did you go to the parade yesterday to show your support? He was the king of the parade. Dude, were you? Oh, dude, is this your Grand Marshal hat? What parade was yesterday? Okay, that's what I would say if I was doing too much at it. Was there a parade you see? I didn't notice. I was blowing guys in a Starbucks bathroom. You still got glitter in the corner of your eyes, Lewis.
I know exactly where you've been. You're cum drunk. I was in San Diego. I was not here. In the heart of it. Oh, my God, dude. The gayest place possible during the gayest time. Dude, they have the most pride. I'm glad you got to celebrate. We have an amazing show for you. We have amazing guests. Are you guys ready to get our guests out here? Woo! Woo! Our first guest, you might know from Reno 911. He's an Emmy Award-winning writer, and you probably know him from The Kyle Dunnigan Show. It is the great and hilarious Kyle Dunnigan.
Kyle, we're happy to have you on the show, my friend.
Thank you for having me back. I already have to pee.
So what's cool is you came during a great time of year. We're doing our spring turn Olympics right now. So at any point, we could actually have one of the interns bend over and you could piss on them if you want. It's true.
Are you being serious? I'm being 100% serious.
No, there's about three of them that I would say would let you human toilet them.
All right, great. Bring him out.
He might be on a wheel of punishments. You never know in this fucking place. Top three human toilets out of the interns? I would like to see that. Top three human toilets? That should be the finals. Our second guest, you know him from the Comptown podcast. He also has a special, The Year of the Dragon, available right now on YouTube. Make some noise for the hilarious Nick Muller.
Nick, we're happy to have you back on the show. I'm happy to be here. We're celebrating America with the Legion of Skanks.
Happy birthday, America. 250 now, right?
250 years, dude. I think the energy Nick's bringing is what the crowd feels more about America. Lewis, you're celebrating solo. Why? No, everyone loves America. We're back. Aren't we back in a big way? UFC at the White House. Straight-o-whore moves. Yeah, the straight-o-whore moves. I don't know. I've heard those words so many times.
This guy can't stand anything straight. I don't know.
The Strait of Hormuz is open, right? Who knows? Gaping somewhat. Just like Lewis's relationship with his husband. I don't really know what the Strait of Hormuz is.
It's open.
But I've heard it. I could have easily looked it up a thousand times, the amount of times that I've heard it, and I've never once... Buddy, at some point it was closed.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What patriotic banter opens the episode and who are the guest introductions?
0:04–5:23
2
How do the hosts react to hacked celebrity invitations and parade stories?
5:23–44:54
3
What are the spring intern Olympics challenges and how are interns tethered together?
44:54–56:46
4
What happens when the interns go for pizza and why does the crew panic?
56:46–1:05:01
5
How do hosts design the 'Wheel of Punishments' and what outrageous ideas are proposed?
1:05:01–1:12:01
6
Who gets immunity and how does the chaotic orange/prize ritual unfold?
1:12:01–1:25:50
7
How is the weakest-link voted off and what challenges decide sudden-death?
1:25:50–1:54:18
Speakers
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