Nick Rochefort & Matthew Broussard - Outside Dog - Episode 948
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Who are the guests introduced at the top of the show?
Fill her up. You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.
Puerto Rican rattlesnake, venom in your veins.
Natural born killers, legion escapes. What's up, everybody? It is your favorite podcast. To my right, as always, the great Steve Renizzisi. What's up, everybody? To my left, the Puerto Rican rattlesnake, Luis J. Gomez. And I'm Big J. Oakerson, and we are the legendary Legion of Skanks, y'all. What's up? Three for life. Three for life. Three for life. I'm, dude, I'm really just happy to be with you guys. 15 years, same three. A lot of people switch up their lineups. Friends come and go. Changing hosts. Not us. Not us. Not us. The longest running trio in comedy podcasting. It really is. 15 years strong. I know you guys better than I know my brother. I really do. Inside and out. Beautiful thing. We've made people laugh together.
We've laughed together. We've fried together. We've raped together. Yeah, we... Remember? Wait a minute. I think I... I was in the air. That one song.
No, no. Fuck, I was there.
Yeah, I was there. We do have a great show for you guys. Should we get our fucking awesome guests out here? So pumped. So pumped. Our first guest, you know him, from the Jolly Brew podcast. His special hyperbolic is available right now on YouTube. Make some noise for the hilarious and so handsome Matthew Broussard. Thank you.
What's up, boys?
Matthew.
What's going on, man? What's up, buddy? Is this your first time on Legion of Skanks?
First time.
Is it? No way.
Thanks, guys.
You're so funny. You're so great. And honestly, we were talking about rape. You're so date rapey. You have that vibe. Yeah. Which, that's why I'm surprised you haven't been on the show before. I was like, we need to get this guy on, dude. He'll fucking get girls asleep. Because he just looks it, dude. He's not about it.
No.
No. No. Women cover up their coffees around me. Damn. Morning roofies. Forever fresh.
Morning roofies.
That's tough. Our second guest, you know him, of course, from Million Dollar Extreme and scuffed realtor. How about it for the hilarious Nick Rochafort?
Mr. Rochefort, it's good to see you again, my friend. It's a really good thing to see you guys. How are you guys holding up? You're looking well nursed. Thank you. Feeling good. Are those shorts the racetrack driver, the race car driver that died? Yeah. Yeah. I wish. No, Dale Earnhardt, the Intimidator. Oh, is that Dale Earnhardt? No, this is some piece of shit thing I bought in North Carolina when I was absolutely upside down drunk across the street. No, I just tried to.
dressed like a 20-year-old slut from New York City.
Fuck yeah, dude. It's like a whore bag. This is what they wear around here.
It's pretty cool.
Hand stitch. There's a driver who just died, but he didn't die from a crash. Yeah, he didn't die from a crash, right? He just got like a splinter and got infected or something, right? Something like that. What was it? It was something like that shouldn't have killed him. Yeah, like he stubbed his toe. Yeah. And then like a blood clot went to his brain or something.
Boom.
It's something crazy. What did the Jews have on him? Something for sure.
Now we're talking.
Something for sure. A little mouthy in the backstage there. Kyle Bushberg, if you ask me. We just hung out. We got back from Philly watching Shane smashing two world records in his Philadelphia Lincoln Financial Field Stadium show. Was one of them the most whites in one group together?
Most white people.
What happened at Shane Gillis' record‑breaking Lincoln Financial Field show?
Most white people in one area together? You're not breaking that in Philly. Yeah. It was pretty incredible. Big J annihilated. We'll talk about that as well. I will say, I got to hang out with Rochafort throughout the night, which was a lot of fun. Yes, indeed. We had a fucking blast. Yeah, we got really lit up there. We got the... I conned the staff into driving us down the street.
It was the most insane thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
This guy's the most famous comedian. I'm his manager. I suck his dick. I fuck him. He's so good. He's the humblest comedian. We're leaving. We leave. We're talking about the craziest traffic ever. People are taking an hour, an hour and a half just to get out.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Who are the guests introduced at the top of the show?
0:00–4:29
2
What happened at Shane Gillis' record‑breaking Lincoln Financial Field show?
4:29–11:25
3
How did the chaotic after‑party and backstage logistics play out?
11:25–1:09:28
4
What shocking childhood pet stories and dog abuse confessions are shared?
1:09:28–1:17:25
5
How did the hosts launch the Skankfest 'Ugliest Pussy' Golden Ticket contest?
1:17:25–1:22:00
6
What are the submission rules and judging criteria for the Golden Ticket contest?
1:22:00–1:33:53
7
Which movie trailers and personal anecdotes close out the episode?
1:33:53–2:17:38
Speakers
5 identifiedMore from Legion of Skanks Podcast
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