Tim Butterly, Zac Amico, & Crack Amico - Closing Ceremony - Episode 947
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Who are the guests introduced at the top of the episode?
When you hear that bomb drop, blop, blop, you know what to do. Open up the pit, bitch, I'm coming through. Big J, the battle rap champ. All up in your ass with the strap, rat-a-tat-tat. Unload the clip, I got a bone to pick. Twist and split your dome with a bowling pin. Puerto Rican rattlesnake, venom in your veins. Natural born killers, Legion escapes.
What's up, everybody? Welcome to your favorite podcast. To my right, as always, it is Tristan Bowling. Yeah. End of an era, dude. 15 years. Tonight is Tristan's last show. To my left, as always, the Puerto Rican rattlesnake, Luis J. Gomez. He ain't going nowhere. He ain't going nowhere. That's all I have. I'm Big J. Oakerson. We are the legendary legion of motherfucking skanks. Thank you guys for being here. Breathe for life. We have a great show for you guys today. I do want to point out that before the show started, Louis pointed out that parents of a friend of his son's from a school play are here in the show. And now all I can think about is Louis not being himself this entire show, dude. Do you think he showed up because he used...
He was in a... Look at you, you're funfering. You don't even know what to say. Do you think he showed up because his daughter was in a play? Do you think he showed up because his daughter was in a play with me or he was already a fan and then was like, oh shit, Louis Jacobs' son is in a play with my daughter? I don't know. He might be here to serve your papers. He knows what I do, I'm assuming. Yes, he knows. I'm not hiding anything from him. Does he know what your son tried with his daughter backstage? They did almost kiss in the play. They did almost kiss? They stopped each other. But you said, James said she was begging for it. Yeah. You talked about it the entire time. I'm not going to talk about this guy's daughter.
Huh? I'm not going to actually talk about this guy's daughter. Did you guys just cut my mic? Did you cut my mic? Did Lewis give you a signal to cut my fucking mic? Let's introduce our guests. We have great fucking guests tonight coming on the show. What order should we do this in, Lewis? You point. You point to the order and I'll go. Top? Just do it. Let's get a rhythm. Let's go. Everybody, you know him from Two Bears, One Grave. From his song, Riyadh Money. Go subscribe to his YouTube, because it is fucking great. We love him over here. It's the great Crack Amico.
Hello.
Crack Amico in the motherfucking house. I can't hear anything in my headphones. It's almost like they're not on. Crack, very nice to have you on the show, my friend. Great to be here. Yeah, you teased a very big announcement for the end of tonight's show. Oh, yeah. It's big. Huge. It's big. Damn. Our second guest. Not to be confused with our first guest. He has a new cast digital half hour coming out very, very soon. You know him from The Morning Zoo, The Midnight Spook Show. It's everybody's favorite. The international superstar, Zach Amico.
Hello, gentlemen.
Zachary. We weren't going to put Zach in the middle seat. That would have been fucking bananas.
Yeah, come on. I had the foresight to hug the wall on this one.
If you're in a fight and Zach went to go sit in the middle seat, I would start crying and fighting the entire staff.
I had a lady recently. I had the aisle seat, and then they moved me to the middle, and a lady got on and just went, no. and called the flight attendant over and wouldn't sit down.
I would write a letter. I would be so loudly huffy and puffy. There has to be rules in this place. We have some decorum. We're a country of laws. Listen, if I sit on this side, it's going to fuck up the balance of the plane. I'd be so pissed. Last but not least, our final guest. So excited he's in town. He also has a new guest, Digital Half Hour, coming up very soon. You know him from the Dad and Me podcast. How about it for our friend Tim Butterly?
Hey, I sat next to a big girl on a flight recently and you think- Are you calling me a big girl? You think the space issue is going to be what really drives you nuts, but what you're not prepared for is the amount of heat radiating off of a body this shape.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Who are the guests introduced at the top of the episode?
0:04–14:31
2
What is the Springtern Olympics format and rap battle announcement?
14:31–41:32
3
What happened when a flight instructor jumped mid-lesson and how did they react?
41:32–54:49
4
What revelations come out during the LOS lie detector segment?
54:49–1:04:10
5
How do hosts and interns debate drinking Serafina’s piss and gag challenges?
1:04:10–1:14:08
6
Which lie detector results decide who leaves and who advances to the rap battle?
1:14:08–1:20:00
7
How does the final rap battle and Tristan’s farewell unfold?
1:20:00–1:56:42
Speakers
8 identifiedMore from Legion of Skanks Podcast
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