Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of this episode?
Well, the dual hair salon and coffee shop is giving like white woman with those like really PC kind of chunky highlights. Either so white or so black.
Chapter 2: What was the hosts' experience returning to Chicago?
So black that the barista wasn't there.
I was like, wait, what? Say your other thing, because we went to get coffee another morning, and you're like, what is every coffee shop not open before 10.30 in the morning?
Nobody has a job in Chicago? Are people unemployed in Chicago? What's going on? Again, we might have been in a weird area, and the one time we left, which was on that highway-
Yeah. Oh, my God. The highway. Oh, Chicago is very fast and furious. I'm going to say it's too fast, too furious. Because why were we in our friend's car on our way to a bonfire? Long story. And all of a sudden, we're like on the expressway on the North Shore Parkway. I think it's what it's called.
Whatever.
People start like braking, furiously braking. I mean, I'm talking like taillights all red, reversing, speeding off up and down. An exit ramp. Hello. Yes, I can drive. And I was like, wait, what? People see that there's like a car in front and immediately start trying to plan another car wreck. Damn near. Yeah. Backing up and turning around, driving against traffic.
Yeah. Going the wrong way on like a one lane.
That's an immediate reaction to the smallest accident in the world. People in Chicago say, oh, I got to get somewhere quick. I got to go get me a, what are they? Not to work. Not to work. Hot dog. Hot dog. Hoagie. Is that what it is? Hot dog was good. We had a hot dog. It was good.
But I need to hold space for something big for Hunter. Because one thing about Hunter is when she's hungry, she's going to be a what? Bitch. Yeah, for sure. I'm going to call you out your name for that one because I've seen what I've seen, okay? I've been on the receiving end.
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