Arrêt sur son : les blagues animalières des Grosses Têtes

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Les Grosses Têtes - Les archives de Philippe Bouvard 1 min 1 speaker 4 chapters transcribed 14 days ago
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What animal‑related jokes open the Grosses Têtes episode about dogs and cats?

Philippe Bouvard 0:00
Les grosses têtes de Philippe Bouvard.
Unknown 0:03
It's an aveugle who is a fee rouge and his chien is less, I know, because the food is rough.
Unknown 0:15
And you have a type who regards that petite scene and he's approached the aveugle and he did, the chien feels her message. The fee is passed three over attending to traversing the rue.

How does the blind man’s sugar treat cause a funny mix‑up with his dog?

Unknown 0:27
Merci de me prévenir. Il sort un morceau de sucre de sa poche. Il le donne au chien. Il le dit, je ne comprends pas.

Why does the dog get blamed for not doing its duty and what’s the punchline about kicking its nose?

Unknown 0:33
The chien ne fait pas son devoir et vous lui donnez un morceau de sucre, vous le récompensez. Pas du tout, dit l'aveugle. Genre perd où est son museau pour pouvoir lui foutre un coup de pied dans le cul ?
Philippe Bouvard 0:42
The pub that serves because they invented Ronron, it's a mark for chat pour chair, too.

What bizarre story do the hosts share about a pub, a ruined plan, and a truck crash?

Philippe Bouvard 0:48
And it was telling more and appetite that a year a guy, and he made a pretty, two years, midday and soon, he arrêted to print. It's not bad, it's for the chair and the chair, but it's very chimically. He rigoled a month and a year. And he rigoled, n'empêche que he s'est fait écraser par un camion.

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