Life's a Pitch Podcast
Episodes
Episode 300: Supercoke Vs Pepsiman
14 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're finally bowing to our corporate overlords and pitching ideas for product placement movies! Tom Holland and Keanu Reeves clash as the ...
Deleted Scenes: The Newer Testament
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about Biblical movies, or "Bible Fanfic" and pitch a weird allegory about planned obsolescence in prophecies. This is the Deleted Scenes for ...
Episode 299: I Want To Be A Slug Priest
07 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we try our hand at some more classic bible fanfic as we make biblical movies! Youth Pastor Parcell (Tom Holland) can't get his christian mes...
Deleted Scenes: Winnie The Shit (With Charlie Gascoyne and Joe Thompson)
03 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Joe & Charlie help us pitch a haunted S-Club 7 revival and we talk about the terrible legacy of dead-eyed and dour grown-up versions of children's cla...
Epiosode 298: That Ghost Witnessed My Terrible Crimes(With Charlie Gascoyne and Joe Thompson)
31 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by Charlie Gascoyne and Joe Thompson to pitch haunting movies and end up pitching the scariest concept ever, US interventionism...
Deleted Scenes: One Man's Mission To Get Banned From Scotland
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Eden MW joins us to pitch even more Hammer Horror movies, as we create a terrifying Scottish vampire movie without any vampires. Scary in that we're s...
Episode 297: The Chicken That Ate Too Much (With Eden MW)
24 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Yep, it's a Hammer Horror movie. That's right, because it's got Christopher Lee in it. Eden MW (of EdensThings)joins us to pitch some very campy Hamm...
Deleted Scenes: Lettuce Head (With Pip Mason)
19 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch another slasher movie about a hipster-fixated farmer, and dive deep into the genre with our guest expert Pip Mason
Episode 296: Saw Face (With Pip Mason)
17 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're continuing spooktober with Slasher Movies! Pip Mason gives us expert advice on the genre as we follow a wannabe slasher trying to make...
Deleted Scenes: The House From Another Street (With Dave Bulmer)
12 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're on an interdimensional mission to a very different street, Dave discovers something brand new about condiments, and there's a LOT of ...
Episode 295: The Weird Smell In The Fridge... (With Dave Bulmer)
10 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we've finally pitched a movie title so long that it doesn't fit in soundcloud's title box! Dave Bulmer joins us once again to pitch some cos...
Deleted Scenes: Three Gremlins In A Trenchcoat (With Dave Bulmer)
05 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week, there's music, history and action! Dave Bulmer joins us to pitch a movie about things going wrong in WW1 and nominative determinism. Then ...
Episode 294: Don't Look At Me While I'm Stealing Stuff (with Dave Bulmer)
02 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch some Fairytale movies! Kristen Bell is a lawyer hired to make the perfect wish for Ewan McGregor, but ...
Deleted Scenes: Sim City The Movie
28 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch one more video game movie, then discuss how to fix every video game movie, one at a time. If this is your first time listening, the Deleted ...
Episode 293: Fall Guys
25 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitched some videogame movies ending in a cynical Hollywood compromise with the most popular streaming game in the world. Other movies p...
Deleted Scenes: The Cryptids Of Sheffield
21 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch another cryptid movie, this time an RPG sourcebook that's haunted by Lin Manuel Miranda in "Monster Manuel" We also talk about Old Ben Solo ...
Episode 292: The Search For Vape Ape
18 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're pitching Cryptid movies! A vietnam war movie goes awry in The Search for Vape Ape Also pitched this week: I married Mothman - Kriste...
Deleted Scenes: The Craveable, Disgusting, Deliciously Terrifying Beauty Of Movie Food
14 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes at Life's a Pitch, we stop being complete idiots, and start thinking earnestly about tropes and the language of cinema. That's why this week...
Episode 291: God Is Dead It's Now Worm Time
11 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch movies featuring food, based on titles given to us by YOU! God is Dead It's Now Worm Time is a Young-adult movie which worms rule t...
Deleted Scenes: MVB - Most Valuable Baby
07 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch a sports movie about how an administrative error changed the literal 'face' of ice hockey forever. We also discuss sports that are...
Episode 290: Owen Goal
04 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch Sports movies despite knowing little-to-nothing about sports. Other movies pitched this week: The Real Hunger Games (Inside the w...
Deleted Scenes: I Didn't Want To Set The World On Fire
31 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's deleted scenes, we explore the idea of the post-apocalypse genre, and imagine how it would actually work as we inch ever closer to it. ...
Episode 289: Raiders Of Area 51
28 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we've been pitching post apocalyptic movies! In 2019 we failed to storm area 51, but now, in 2119 we will finally succeed! Other movies pit...
Deleted Scenes: The One Place Not Corrupted By Capitalism
24 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We try to pitch another space movie with Eden MW, but end up with a scathing deconstruction of ableism in the spy genre. Par for the course really. A...
Episode 288: Imagine Impregnating Adam Sandler (With Eden MW)
21 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're pitching Space Movies with Eden MW! Adam Sandler has developed a strange obsession with a certain cinematic alien species, and he nee...