Life's a Pitch Podcast
Episodes
Episode 350: It's 4am What's That Sound? (With Eden MW)
30 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch some paranormal horror movies with Eden MW! A childhood book club reunites under the strangest circumstances as they're haunted by ...
Deleted Scenes: Lara Croft - Bonehenge
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we discuss the Batman trailer, what we'd have like to have seen in the movie "The Lighthouse" and Lara Croft discovers something about a cer...
Episode 349: Lucia
23 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Horror month 2021 continues as Florence Pugh is compelled to return to her home town where she was beloved by everyone there. Only to find out that ev...
Deleted Scene: The Impossibly Hot Lucifer Statue
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This one's all about the devil, he's in an impossibly hot statue and in your coleslaw! This episode brought to you by MiPantis. This is the deleted s...
Episode 348: I betrayed Him And Now He's Back From The Dead
16 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the second episode of this weeks Halloween Horror season, we get biblical and pitch what life was like for Judas after Jesus' death. Honourable Me...
Deleted Scenes: Lizard Chips
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about monster hour movies and pitch a film called Cryptid Currency! This is the deleted scenes for episode 347 - you may need to listen to t...
Episode 347: Face
09 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Horror season 2021 starts with a psychological monster thriller starring Timothy Chalamet as he just wants to avoid a family dinner. Horrorable Menti...
Deleted Scenes: 007 Vantablack
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss our other options for Bond given to us by our Patrons on www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast and pitch another Bond movie - Die Before The D...
Episode 346: 007 - Always Is Never Enough
02 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Seeing as Daniel Craig is not going to be James Bond anymore we though we'd ask our Patrons to give us a new casting for Bond and they gave us... Kels...
Deleted Scenes: Olives!
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We put together an advert for a disgusting cereal brand, talk weird science movies and pitch a movie in world where science is BANNED! These are the ...
Episode 345: Everyone Wants To Weaponise My Rocket Pack
24 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We delve into the wonderful world of WEIRD SCIENCE this week when Hayley Atwell makes a rocket pack that the military just won't leave alone! Honoura...
Deleted Scenes: Bone Piano
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk the met gala, the Goonies bone piano scene and pitch a movie which treats the song "Empire State of Mind" with the same reverence the film "Ye...
Episode 344: Between The Rock and a Hard Place
18 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has to go to the jungle every month and Rhys Darby is going to find out why.. Honourable Mentions Jungle Rumble: A mockumen...
Deleted Scenes: Molly, Me, and Our Husband the Wheelie Bin (With Dave Bulmer)
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We discover the terrible secret to where our accents go when we pinch our noses. Also, in trying to figure out why someone would be in a relationship ...
Episode 343: Bongus (With Dave Bulmer)
11 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In our pursuit of the perfect family movie, we delve into dark corners for zany family movie characters with the tense intergalactic thriller BONGUS. ...
Deleted Scenes - "Yeeeaahhhh"
08 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Does your advert need a hype man? Jason Statham is there to answer that question on this weeks deleted scenes as we pitch some more adverts! This is ...
Episode 342: Ad Campaigns 3 - The One Where We Pitch Ad Campaigns
04 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're returning to the world of 60's Madison Avenue this episode as we pitch multiple ads for multiple products suggested to us by YOU! The Listener! ...
Deleted Scenes: Hypnocat
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about animal movies and pitch a film in which the people in a small village near a rocket launch site are behaving very strangely.
Episode 341: There's a Bison in our Basement!
28 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's animal movies this week! And as a family move into a new home, they find something downstairs is already living there... Honourable Mentions: Th...
Deleted Scenes: angrygrandadmovie.com
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Can we live in a world where Ghostbusters ins't fun anymore? And where are all these Joe Pesci projections coming from? Find out in this weeks deleted...
Episode 340: The Big Pizza In The Sky
21 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Oh No! There's a big pizza in the sky and people are dying mysteriously in pizza-related deaths! Who could possibly behind it? Find out by listening t...
Deleted Scenes: The Bank Robbery Class Of 2008
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How does a non-violent method of robbing banks lead to a massive financial crisis? No we're not just doing The Big Short again, but we will play it af...
Episode 339: A Hacker, A Pirate And An Assassin Walk into a Speakeasy
14 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch some crime movies, as a reluctant group of time travelers unwittingly infiltrates a tournament to find the greatest historic crimin...
Deleted Scenes: Oops! Another Murder-toaster
11 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a Saturday morning tv hour in which we're all gaslighted into believing that cartoons can kill several people. We also talk about our experie...
Episode 338: My Lab Partner Is A Genie(us)
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitched some weird, wonderful, and nostalgic Saturday Morning Cartoons! Jane Whysics is one smart cookie, but when she accidentally solve...
Deleted Scenes: I Want To Be A Real Skeleton (with Serious Disness)
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You all know by now that if the Disness boys are on, you're getting a bumper (and very funny) series of deleted scenes. Enjoy us trying to figure ou...
Episode 337: Jupiter? I Barely Know Her! (With Serious Disness)
31 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by Jehan Ranasinghe and Dave Bulmer of Serious Disness to pitch some movies based on Myths and Legends. Jupiter, King of Gods,...
Deleted Scenes: Pub Quiz Hotshot
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Benedict Cumberbatch stars as an icarian pub quiz hustler, who falls from grace only to plot revenge against Wetherspoons. We also talk about our fav...
Episode 336: So You Think You Know How To Breathe
25 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch some monumental mockumentaries. A pair of disenfranchised workers at the Olympics make history when they break into the stadium at ...
Deleted Scenes: My Best Friend The King
21 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch something that absolutely cannot be described as a historical drama, as the CIA tries to undermine a happy socialist monarchy for the exploit...
Episode 335: A Man, A Plan, a Canal - Panama
17 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some historical dramas which are definitely very accurate, and we ABSOLUTELY did not forget that Panama was a country, it was all definitely ...
Deleted Scenes: My Brother The Chosen One
14 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a movie about a chosen one, then talk about how much we dislike the chosen one trope. These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch Podca...
Episode 334: Laser Vision High School
10 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As part of our young adult fantasy episode, high school drama is brought into chaos when a magic potion brewed by a misanthropic is mistaken for alcoh...
Deleted Scenes: Subbuteo, Sandworms And Sylvania (With Dave Bulmer)
07 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss board game and toy movies, pitch a movie in which Gary Lineker curses some children to be shrunk into subbuteo pieces for stealing his cris...
Episode 333: The Ballad Of Stretch Armstrong (With Dave Bulmer)
03 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode about Toy and Game spinoffs, we're joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch a sad tale of exploitation and small victories in "The Ballad of Str...
Deleted Scenes: Help! The Beatles are Roaming Everywhere
30 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a terrifying new brand of Beatle-Mania, talk about how we "might" have written a fan into existence, and have an "exclusive" "interview" with...
Episode 332: The Never-ending Goodbye
26 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking news on the podcast this week: Disaster Movies! When disaster after disaster strikes planet earth, humanity persists, but only the media can ...
Deleted Scenes: The Last Creme Egg
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's every collector's dream and nightmare at the same time. After the pope cancels easter, it's discovered that there's only one creme egg left in ex...
Episode 331: A La Depeche Mode
19 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When it comes to food, only one band can provide your own, personal, pizza. This is a definitely accurate biopic about the creation of Depeche Mode, t...
Deleted Scenes: The Turtle's Head
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about our favourite conspiracy theories, an Ari Aster film with very life's a pitch vibes, and pitch a film about hedgehogs! Enjoy!
Episode 330: The Infinite Flat Earth
11 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we delve into the world of conspiracy theories and unexplained mysteries as famous pilot Amelia Earhart goes in search of... the Infinite Fl...
Deleted Scenes: Donkey Kong - A Slip In Time (With Dave Bulmer)
09 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Donkey Kong has gone back in time to his first incarnation, but this time the evil King K Rool has everyone in the factory fooled with his crown. In ...
Episode 329: Big Trouble in Toad Town (With Dave Bulmer)
05 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this pseudo sequel to the 1993 classic, the world famous Mario Bros. are called to a small town where everything is not quite what it seems. Honou...
Deleted Scenes: The Sea Is Lava
02 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a strange, piratical apocalypse, and this one has aliens. We also talk a lot about Waterworld.
Episode 328: Waveriders Of The Apocalypse
29 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Freedom is gone, the law in California is decided by a few drone-wielding police-oligarchs, but the waverider culture is strong and surf gangs are bre...
Deleted Scenes: Must I Fight My Own Sister (with Eden MW)
26 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch another fighting movie that spends more time in courtroom battles than in the ring, And we talk about just what counts as a martial arts movi...
Episode 327: It's Time To Spin The Wheel Of Anger (With Eden MW)
23 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In a jaded society that gets its kicks from watching strangers compelled into rage-fuelled public fights, one woman must defy the odds and find a way ...
Deleted Scenes: My Time To Shine
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Another teen party movie, this time with an activity, and a sociopathic plan to make one lonely kid feel better. This is a deleted scene from the Lif...
Episode 326: Please Don't Tell My Parents
15 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The whole world is looking forward to raucous parties when things are back to normal, so we decided to pitch some of the craziest teen party movies ar...
Deleted Scenes: Prince Kong (With Dave Bulmer)
12 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a King Kong prequel, Dave wastes LOADS of .wav looking for a tweet, and we figure out what other talking animals we'd need for a heist.
Episode 325: Babe (With Dave Bulmer)
09 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back in the reboot game and are joined by Dave Bulmer to revitalise some franchises whether they need it or not! Babe made the news as a Pig wi...
Deleted Scenes: Doing A Rail Of The Sega-Sugar
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch another animation/live action feature in which people go into a megadrive and others come out. We also argue about Space Jam 2, then reminis...
Episode 324: Crushed By My Cartoonishly Large Debt
01 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When animation crosses over into live-action, worlds collide and our worst anxieties are made manifest. Florence Pugh is struggling alone as her debt ...
Deleted Scenes: Fly Me To The Moon
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Frank Sinatra is running a competition for the masses, a space race to reach his moon-casino in under a million dollars. "It's like Wacky Races meets...
Episode 323: Australia Highway One
24 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitched some big-race movies! Some of Australia's best love actors battle it out in a wacky race to be the first to do a full lap of the ...
Deleted Scenes: Cup Of Tea For A Killer
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A seasoned criminal and scourge of the London streets is being sat down for tea and a chat, but by the police? A rival? The press? Only Maggie Smith k...
Episode 322: Eggmaster
17 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're creating gangster movies, cautionary tales involving power outside of the law? Or wild legends in which the underdog seizes power? Why...
Deleted Scenes: The Stainless Steal
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some more heist movies, talk unearned cameo's in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, and imagine where the money goes on a bank holiday.
Episode 321: Keanu Reeves Just Wants To Rob A Bank
10 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we got sneaky and pitched some heist movies with grace and panache! There’s one last thing Keanu Reeves has on his bucket list, now he’...
Deleted Scenes: Some Muppets Do 'Ave 'Em
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch another couple of muppet movies with Dave Bulmer, including Three Muppets and a Baby, in which international relations are jeopardised by the...
Episode 320: No Country For Old Muppets (With Dave Bulmer)
03 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A family start to renovate a mysterious old theatre, where impossible friends and forgotten dangers lurk in the shadows. This week we're joined by Da...
Deleted Scenes: Sonic's Volatile Hotdogs That Literally Explode
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a couple more ad-campaigns for products that would never get made, including one damage control PR campaign for some very dangerous hotdogs. ...
Episode 319: Ad Campaigns 2 - Lost On Madison Avenue
27 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're returning to our role as wildcard ad-executives, pitching ad campaigns for everything from the City of Sheffield to Exploding Hotdogs,...
Deleted Scenes: Hello Mr Crisp (With Eden MW)
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch another Golden Age movie with Eden MW. It's like Willy Wonka but for middle aged British pub-goers. Then we discuss (and research) some of t...
Episode 318: A Slow Night At Mal's Diner (With Eden MW)
20 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A flashback to the golden age of cinema, this week we were joined by Eden MW (of Edensthings) to pitch this Hitchcock-inspired Film-Noir in which Jaso...
Deleted Scenes: We Must End The Tyranny Of The Sun(With Dave Bulmer)
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some more biblical epics with Dave Bulmer, and there's some very funny bits and bobs presented without context from the recording of Life's a...
Episode 317: The Greatest Story Ever Told 2: Resurrected In New York (With Dave Bulmer)
13 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In a fit of zeal, we got together with Dave Bulmer and pitched a Biblical Epic (read: year 2000 comedy) in which Jesus (Brendan Fraser) has to stop th...
Deleted Scenes: The Conspiracy Is A Conspiracy
10 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a "political drama" that's actually just about remembering the 1998 World Cup England squad, then we talk about jaegerbombs, terrible politic...
Episode 316: I Was President For 2 hours and 6 Minutes
06 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitched some political dramas, everyone's favourite American demon Ray Wise is being beaten to the punch on the campaign trail by a man n...
Deleted Scenes: Dr Facilier's Tales from the Other Side
03 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's deleted scenes, we pitch another Disney+ spinoff in which Doctor Facilier is basically just a murderer, then Tom has a bit of a rant ab...
Episode 315: DIY With Hawkeye
27 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're pivoting to pitch spinoff series, to capitalize on Disney's new slew of spinoffs and reboots. The Avengers are in a rough financial p...
Deleted Scenes: Help! This Pirate Has Two Eyes! (With Dave Bulmer)
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some more pirate shenanigans with Dave Bulmer (AKA @demontomatodave)and then Dave has a little rant about "ARRRRR!" We hope you enjoy these ...
Episode 314: Booty (With Dave Bulmer)
20 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In episode 314 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, we are joined once again by Dave Bulmer to pitch a terifically juvenile romp about a cobbler searching f...
Deleted Scenes 313 - Hanforth Parish Council 2
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch the cyber-thriller follow up to the zoom call video sweeping the nation, don't worry though it has a happy ending. This is the deleted scene...
Episode 313: I Want To Lick Keano Reeves
14 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we address some in the moment current events and cash in with some big movies pitches! 100% Cannibal Armie Hammer builds a restaurant with ...
Deleted Scenes: Back To The Future - Stuck In The Past With Elon
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're ruining your other favourite Sci-Fi movie, Back to the Future! Doc Brown sends Marty back in time, then forces him to work off the Plu...
Episode 312: The Empire Strikes Back
06 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we decided to re-pitch some of your favourite movies, The Galactic Empire has just been dealt a terrible blow after the death star exploded,...
Deleted Scenes: Stop Or My Mom Will Reboot
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch another cyberpunk movie about a mom-bot who's also a killbot and get into some proper discussion about the cyberpunk genre, and just where li...
Episode 311: Heavy Hangs The Digi-Head That Wears The Cyber Crown
30 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch a David Lynchian Cyberpunk horror, in which a simple nice hot lad (Brendan Fraser) is put through a terrifying process for the purp...
Deleted Scenes: Michael Bay's Treasure Planet (With Serious Disness)
27 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's very special Deleted Scenes, we're joined by Jehan Ranasinghe and Dave Bulmer to plan the brand new live-action remake of a Disney clas...
Episode 310: Blinded
23 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by the folks from Serious Disness to pitch some brand new (or recently uncovered) Disney movies! Our brand new Disney Princess...
Deleted Scenes: Are there really no alleys in New York?
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch another minibeast movie, then discuss the peculiar realities or misconceptions of filming in NYC. This is the deleted scenes from episode 30...
Episode 309: 400000 Bees Attack The Vatican
16 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitched a bunch of insect movies. Is that a genre? It is now! Nic Cage and Jeff Goldblum tag-team the lead role as expert apiarist Dr Be...
Deleted Scenes: The Edible Woman
13 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch Hollywood's idea of a feminist adaptation of a Margaret Atwood movie, then talk about celebrity rants and book adaptations. If this is your ...
Episode 308: Catcher In The Rye
09 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch movie adaptations of books that we haven't read! Catcher in the Rye is definitely about Baseball and eldrich monsters, right? Hono...
Deleted Scenes: World's Strongest Baby
06 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk a little more about the rivalry of the various 3D cinematic animation houses, pitch a movie about a very strong baby, and explore some more of...
Episode 307: Grandpa Helium
02 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we try to make knock-off Pixar movies a-la ANTZ. Danny Devito is obsessed with floating his house into space because he bought some land th...
Deleted Scenes: Nick Frost Is Literally Santa (with Eden MW)
30 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch another Hallmark style Christmas movie called Aurora Borealis I love you with Eden MW (edensthings)
Episode 306: Santa's Secret Bistro (With Eden MW)
25 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
For our second Christmas episode this year, we were joined by Eden MW (Edensthings)to pitch some Hallmark-style Christmas movies. A big-shot tv produ...
Deleted Scenes 305: A Little Of Chalamet And Detective Claus (with Dave Bulmer)
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about the genre of Christmas mystery and get very sidetracked by a dumb joke then we pitch a brand new xmas franchise with "Detective Claus" i...
Episode 305: The 12 Deaths Of Christmas (With Dave Bulmer)
19 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by our regular Christmas correspondent Dave Bulmer to pitch some Chris-Mys-teries! A seasoned detective (Idris Elba) has been h...
Deleted Scenes: R5D4 And The Other Universe (With Ash Routh)
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some more Star Wars stories, including another backstory for an obscure background character. This week, the force-sensitive droid R5D4, as ...
Episode 304: Star Wars - The Bantha Milk Run (With Ash Routh)
12 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined once again by Ash Routh. She helped us pitch the best new Star Wars property to be announced this week. Honourable Mentions: ...
Deleted Scenes: A Day Late And A Bullet Short
08 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a western about a very tall messenger delivering a very short message for a very long time. We also talk about the Parisian gun epidemic depi...
Episode 303: That Donkey Won't See Sunrise
05 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week: A local warlord (Willem Dafoe) has been betrayed by his favourite donkey, and now he want's it dead. It's on the run, but will the top boun...
Deleted Scenes: Lethal Morris Dancing (With Dave Bulmer)
02 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch some more martial arts movies and to discuss all manner of instruments including big bells and school claves! Th...
Episode 302: Long Night At The Ladder Factory (with Dave Bulmer)
28 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined once again by Dave Bulmer to pitch some Martial Arts movies! This week state secrets are hidden in the most unlikely place, a ...
Deleted Scenes: The Door That Could Open But Wouldn't
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch another adventure story in which the strange goblin man (Tom Hiddleston) tries to lead a teen girl (Millie Bobby Brown)into a whimsical adven...
Episode 301: Mom! There's A Treasure Map In My Cornflakes.
21 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch some Adventure movies, but I guess there's a hangover from the product placement movies last week, because we pitched an ad anyway....
Deleted Scenes: You Know When You've Been Tango'd
17 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We try to delete one of the worst ad campaigns in history by making everyone associate it with a tragic death, then we talk about eating the rich and ...