Life's a Pitch Podcast
Episodes
Episode 400: The Confusion Vortex
15 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 400 and it's October, surely nothing strange will happen. We pitch some brilliant Cosmic Horror movies in this one, and nothing bad happ...
Deleted Scenes: The Last Best Vegetable Garden of the Eastwick Coven
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Deleted Scenes: The Last Best Vegetable Garden of the Eastwick Coven by Matt and Tom
Episode 399: Over Time
08 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We navigate the labyrinth of Fantasy Horror this week as we pitch the movie Over Time! Honourable mentions I'm a Wizard and also a Vampire - An actor...
Deleted Scenes: Flintstones Cars are Pointless! (With Terri Silver)
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk all things Versus movies, the cars in the Flintstones and "The Queue"...
Episode 398: Rambo vs. Bilbo (With Terri Silver)
01 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We put the classic franchises of Tolkien and Rambo head to head in this weeks episode as we find that Rambo and Bilbo have a lot more in common than t...
Deleted Scenes: Now I'm Here (With Dave Bulmer)
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch the origin story of the B-52s, some weird Witney business, and Dave dissects the Michael Jackson musical. These are deleted scenes from the L...
Episode 397: Busted Into Pieces - The Rise and Fall of Busted (With Dave Bulmer)
24 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Matt and Tom were joined by the CEO of Life's a Pitch Dave Bulmer to pitch the biopics of some incredible musical legends. Regrettably this...
Deleted Scenes: Banoffee Pie, I've Found Your Weakness! (With Danielle Victoria)
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a James Bond road trip movie, Danielle and Tom talk about the movies we've made together and Matt explains why he likes the concept of films....
Episode 396: I Want My Mixtape Back (With Danielle Victoria)
17 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined by a new guest Danielle as we pitch some Road Trip Movies! Honourable mentions: There's no mini bar in this mini van - A Hen party stru...
Deleted Scenes: The Necronomicon Of Kingdom Hearts
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch Space Jam 3 featuring a host of problematic and slightly passe American comedy animations shilling McDonalds, then talk about the very best p...
Episode 395: Because Cat Thats Why
10 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some animation/live-action blends and come up with a strange crime caper about the abuse of power, at least when the power is the ability to ...
Deleted Scenes: Watch "Welcome to Wrexham"
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We try and talk so hard about Aliens and the Alien genre but Welcome to Wrexham on Disney plus is just so good! We also pitch a movie about Allens! ...
Episode 394: I Want an Alien for Christmas
03 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas is coming early this year as a dad gets the wrong gift in this comedy caper! Honourable mentions "Hank's Not Quite Right" - On a remote oil...
Deleted Scenes: A Little More Conversation
01 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With no genre to discuss, we get stuck into answering some random questions from prompt cards. They're mostly still movie and tv related though. What ...
Episode 393: Pinocchio No Smokio & The Buzzards of Brighton
27 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
While Tom is away in Edinburgh, we go back to basics, pitching one movie each. A sad, serious drama about Pinocchio after the fairy tale blossoms int...
Deleted Scenes: Johnson & Johnson & Johnson
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk a lot about Steve Jobs in this and pitch a movie about soaps. It's a real tear jerker, unlike Johnson and Johnson products! This is the delet...
Episode 392: This Chicken Was Not Fried In Kentucky
20 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We delve into the world of brand biopics as we pitch two movies, both of which involve more than 5 guys... Enjoy, it's ear licking good!
Deleted Scenes: Undeclared Molk
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about the nourishing produce you can extract from your computer, pitch a Beanotown Noir, and rediscover film Noir in the DC movies.
Episode 391: Vendetta Diagram
13 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
An ex-detective turned maths teacher is caught in an overlapping world of statistics and cross-sections as a serial killer murders people who meet inc...
Deleted Scenes: The Last Lich in London (With Eden MW)
10 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk more about the Urban fantasy genre and pitch a film based in London of all places! This is the deleted scenes for episode 390, you may want ...
Episode 390: Junkwyrm in: The Bus Lifts It's Wings (With Eden MW)
06 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined once again by Eden MW to pitch some Urban Fantasy Movies that aren't "Bright"! Honourable Mentions Soccer-er Mom - A mom helps her son i...
Deleted Scenes: Tennis Idiot
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch Pre-School Hitman, a movie where keanu reeves learns not to kill parents at a parent teacher conference. Then you get an insight into the Ada...
Episode 389: Mad Lad Dad
30 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch some parental chaos action movies. An alcoholic football hooligan finds himself embroiled in a hunt for a terrorist cell within a f...
Deleted Scenes: Hot Space Jam Takes (With Stuart Dunlop)
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about how hot it is, some takes on some magic portal fantasy movies and pitch "Beneath the bed to Boogieland" This is the deleted scenes for ...
Episode 388: Across the Bridge to that Magical Realm, Wales (With Stuart Dunlop)
23 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined, in the hottest studio around, by comedian and improviser Stuart Dunlop as we cross some thresholds into some magical film pitc...
Deleted Scenes: Shark Infested Walter (with Dave Bulmer)
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch another couple of sci fi experiments with Dave, and talk glowingly about Jeff Goldblum. These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch Podc...
Episode 387: Better Living Through Absorbtion (With Dave Bulmer)
16 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A perfect neighborhood in a company town is everything a growing family could want. No smog, no pollution, no danger. Only wriggling, writhing, cleanl...
Deleted Scenes: Kingsley Pissle the Pissy Thistle
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We chat about the superhero genre and fail to add anything to internet discourse. Talk the gentle minions and mention our favourite football team. Th...
Episode 386: The Last Days Of Dino Man
09 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We delve into the little known genre of superhero movies this week as Charlie Day gets turned into a dinosaur who is asked to fight a meteor. Honoura...
Deleted Scenes: My Dress Is Made Of Spiders
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a movie that's like a goth Cinderella, all the while the romantic interest Timothee Chalamet tries to evade the clutches of Tim Burton. We a...
Episode 385: The Prom Is Tomorrow But I Am A Dog
02 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When one Jock needs some extra brain power before the big test, the last thing he needs is for his mind to be swapped with a dog. Can he train the dog...
Deleted Scenes: We Made This Movie
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk more about the new villain genre and pitch a film about Rita Repulser off of the Power Rangers. This is the deleted scenes for episode 384, y...
Episode 384: Dracula: Doner Drive
25 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a sympathetic look at how Dracula came to be Dracula in this horror comedy. Honourable mentions: Only Doom, Never the Groom - The son of an ...
Deleted Scenes: War Of The Worlds - Outbreak
21 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch The Ascension of the Jersey Royals. A movie in which potatoes have already gained sentience off-screen, and now they want the crown? We also ...
Episode 383: The Floor Is Lava
18 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some Natural Disaster movies, including the a bunch of youths saving their community from a cascade of lava in a block of flats by breaking a...
Deleted Scenes: Grab a Hobbit
16 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We chat heist movies and the queen becomes a twitch streamer.
Episode 382: In a World... Without Milk
11 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We delve into the world of Heist Movies this week as Tom Cruise has to steal milk from a cabal of rich folks who have made it a scarcity. Honourable ...
Deleted Scenes: Guy Fieri - Enter The Meativerse (With Aiden Pyne)
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a movie in which a portal to the meat dimension is found in a diner toilet, and the man who'll do anything to keep it secret. Also we try to ...
Episode 381: How I Met Myself On A Blind Date (With Aiden Pyne)
04 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined by comedian Aiden Pyne to pitch some weird and baffling Multiverse Movies!
Deleted Scenes: The Exasperated Saloon Keeper
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You join is the back room of a western saloon as we talk about our favourite westerns, which actors missed out on the western film boom and we pitch a...
Episode 380: My Horse Is Also Our Sheriff
28 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Saddle up as we hit the Wild West once again and pitch some rootin' tootin' westerns! Honourable mentions: That's the smallest pistol I've ever seen ...
Deleted Scenes: Jar Jar Binks - Sith Or No Sith
25 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss our hopes for the Kenobi series and pitch some ridiculous Star Wars spin offs! These are deleted scenes from the Life's a Pitch Podcast ep...
Episode 379: BLUE - The Max Rebo Story
21 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hoping to take advantage of the sudden influx of Disney+ Star Wars shows, we decide to pitch our own new movies and shows! Featuring such gems as: "Th...
Deleted Scenes: "Oh Hi Mark"
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tom talks about meeting one of the stars of "The Room", we discuss our own theatre experiences and pitch a movie called "I was built different, I was ...
Episode 378: Nickel Bloke
14 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We ask the hard questions about what it means to be human this week as we pitch some thought provoking robot movies. Honourable Mentions include Dy...
Deleted Scenes: The Mystery Of The George Lucas Biopic (With Dave Bulmer)
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Carrying on the Grab Bag this week, here's some outtakes from the Mystery episode 369 as we pitch The Gun with The Missing Bullet and somehow end up p...
Episode 377: Grab Bag Volume 1 - Big Jesus
07 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Due to illness this week, we were unable to record as planned, but we have saved up just enough never-before-heard pitches to create an episode! Tune ...
Deleted Scenes: Pass the Jam, Jim
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some more movies based on the titles of novels! This is the Deleted Scenes for episode 376, if you haven't listened to that already, go ahead...
Episode 376: Everybody Poops
30 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we tackle some classic works of literature as we pitch the disaster movie "Everybody Poops" Honourable mentions: "The Brief and Frightenin...
Deleted Scenes: Could You Not?
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a couple more paranormal movies including 'Could You Not' and 'Love at Second Sight' and have a chat about our favourites from the genre, bot...
Episode 375: What Brain Ghosts Are Attacking Me Now?
23 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some Paranormal movies. When one "child" (Adult Haley Joel Osment) begins seeing the ghosts of a family who died in the car crash he was invo...
Deleted Scenes: "That's The Real Noel's House Party Right There"
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We chat about the Reality TV hits and what it means to pitch a hit Reality TV show as well as pitch some more hit reality TV shows! This is the delet...
Episode 374: The Life's a Pitch Reality TV Channel
16 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we've been tasked with pitching content to fill some airspace for a reality TV channel. What could possibly go wrong! Pitched shows include...
Deleted Scenes: H before M
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is a Deleted Scenes just HEAVING with bonus pitches, tune in to hear extra fashion movies like: 'Needle and Threat' 'H Before M' and 'Donnay Kid ...
Episode 373: Airport Runway Model
09 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We set out to pitch some movies set in the fashion industry, and end up pitching a weird, violent sequel to the Airplane series. When the pilots and t...
Deleted Scenes: Sheffield Had A Ski Slope Which Burned Down... Twice
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Deleted Scenes: Sheffield Had A Ski Slope Which Burned Down... Twice by Matt and Tom
Episode 372: William The Conker-er
02 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some sports movies this week with "William the Conker-er" being the main feature. A film in which the school kids battle it out for playgroun...
Deleted Scenes: The Never Ending Wedding Buffet
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt and Tom recount their overfamiliarity with the process of wedding receptions. Pitch a supernatural nightmare wedding feast, and "I Just Want to M...
Episode 371: The Mother In Law Games
26 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Always the screenplay, never the screen. We pitch wedding movies only to find one wedding planner caught between two very powerful and dangerous famil...
Deleted Scenes: Com Bat
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We have a timely talk about the time Moonlight won best picture and pitch some more martial arts movies! This is the deleted scenes for episode 370, ...
Episode 370: Numb Chuck
19 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We come out fighting with this episode as we pitch some Martial Arts Movies! Honourable mentions Dick Kick'em - Remember that video game from the ea...
Deleted Scenes: Corpse Roulette (with Dave Bulmer)
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk murder mysteries with Dave and pitch some more movies in the Nobby Noir series including 'Corpse Roulette', 'Late Arrivals', and 'Who, what, w...
Episode 369: Big Sippy the Crime Juice
12 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a series of murder mysteries featuring brand new detective Nobby Noir. The murder of a pre-school headteacher goes completely ignored as Nobb...
Deleted Scenes: Cookie
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about the Kaiju genre and pitch some more Kaiju movies! This is the deleted scenes for episode 368. You might want to go listen to that episo...
Episode 368: Big Jim
05 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We destroy cities this week as we pitch some colossal Kaiju movies! Honourable mentions Colossal Capybara - It's just a movie about a huge capybara ...
Deleted Scenes: The Bus That Could Slow Down But Didn't
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some more Transport thrillers, and discuss the most frightening forms of transport, stormy airport streams, our ideal guests, and more! Featu...
Episode 367: Twilight Tandem
26 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When the police commissioner's daughter is trapped on a smart-cycle by a hacker with a grudge, the cops have to turn to the person they derided most, ...
Deleted Scenes: Drinking From The Goblet Of Dramatic Irony
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We chat about the Family Magical Realism genre and pitch some more movies! This is the deleted scenes for episode 366, it might be worth listening to...
Episode 366: Truthpaste
19 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Strap yourself in for some Family Magical Realism as we pitch "Truthpaste" as Timothee Chalamet has to look past his spy training and help a family wh...
Deleted Scenes: The Wikipedia Workers
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In a fun-filled deleted scenes notably longer than the episode itself, we talk about weird Saturday Morning Cartoon adaptations from movies pitched at...
Episode 365: John Cena And The Science Snakes (with Eden MW)
12 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're doing the job of wacky kids tv show presenters and serving as a buffer between Saturday Morning cartoons. Vince McMahon wants John Ce...
Deleted Scenes: Fido Dido's Day Off
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some more mascot movies including one where Dido gets transformed into a dog, and has to team up with human sledgehammer Peter Gabriel in ord...
Episode 364: Frederick The Frenzied Frog
06 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some mascot-centered animated movies, Featuring the birth of a monstrous millennial icon who motorbikes his way onto our WAP-enabled phones a...
Deleted Scenes: Nicholas Cage's Pyramid Tomb
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which we pitch a PT Barnum staple space epic and Nic Cage is resurrected to curse some space adventurers. This is the deleted scenes for episode 3...
Episode 363: Moon Patrol: The Movie
29 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 363: Moon Patrol: The Movie by Matt and Tom
Deleted Scenes: You Wouldn't Download A Car
28 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a speculative crime movie about the upcoming conflict between the powers that be and one lone 3D printing enthusiast.
Episode 362: Litterer
23 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some biopics of the most heinous made-up criminals in fake history! Featuring the Zodiac of the modern age "Litterer". Honourable mentions go...
Deleted Scenes: The Films Of 2022
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about films that are coming out in 2022 and pitch some more movies based on titles of movies that are coming out in 2022. Enjoy!
Episode 361: Untitled Elvis Presley Project
15 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We starting the year off by pitching movies based on actual films that are scheduled to come out this year! (2022) As well as a found footage movie a...
Deleted Scenes: As Merlin Strikes The Earth We Sink Into The Sea
12 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In a bunch of new pitches and deleted content, we pitch some more Arthurian Legends!
Episode 360: The Fish King
08 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch movies based on Arthurian Legend this week, and when one knight's quest to return a sacred artifact goes awry, can he help someone in a very ...
Deleted Scenes: For Sale - Big Boat, Used Once
04 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about a town Bruce Willis owned, Bible movies in general and pitch some more bible movies! Honourable mentions Mission: Forbidden Fruit - A c...
Episode 359: The Pharaoh Who Was In Denial
01 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we take selected stories from the apocryphal "book of pitch" in this biblical stories episode! Apocryphal mentions: Samson: Heavyweight C...
Deleted Scenes: Joined In Holy Mantismony
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tom reads a "pitch" for a movie idea he came up with in 2017 and wrote down and we play the first part of some bonus Patreon exclusive content for you...
Episode 358: Christmas Double Feature!
24 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We go back to the old format this holiday season giving films to pitch to each other with a Christmas theme! Tom pitches "The clock that stopped for ...
Deleted Scenes: I Saw Mommy Kissing Satan Claws (with Dave Bulmer)
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about xmas ads with Dave Bulmer and pitch an utterly silly advert for the shampoo that saved the holiday.
Episode 357: Xmas Ad Campaigns (with Dave Bulmer)
19 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Come and witness the completely bonkers festive ad campaigns we cooked up this week with the help of Dave Bulmer! Music by Darren Curtis
Deleted Scenes: Sending Snoak Theories To Blue Peter
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
THREE whole new pitches in this special Star Wars bonus bits. That's nearly a whole other episode of Ash Routh and us adding to Star Wars Legends year...
Episode 356: Sarlaccs Day Out (With Ash Routh)
12 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we expanded the Star Wars universe as we discover that the Sarlacc isn't just a mouth, and it hates sand! Sandra Oh escorts the enormous spa...
Deleted Scenes: High Speed Rail
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch some more movies based on song titles and talk about what is the film that has a song title but is the furthest away from that song. The answ...
Episode 355: Kill Your Television
05 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a film where all Mark Addy wants to do is watch Love Island but Ridley Scott won't let him... Honourable Mentions Sandstorm: An archeologis...
Deleted Scenes: Cowboy 3-Bop
04 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch the most complicated space western imaginable as an amazon original Star Wars knock-off. Then we sort out what on earth we mean by a "modern ...
Episode 354: The Cosplay Cowboy
28 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week we pitch some modern westerns, seemingly just by transporting cowboys into the future. A pop culture convention is rocked as tensions in the...
Deleted Scenes: H R Giger-O's
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A horrible highway based gameshow, a murder in a village in Derbyshire and a completion for the next cereal mascot all feature in this weeks food base...
Episode 353: The Last Son Of Flavourtown
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch cooking competition movies this week and come up with an origin story/biopic for Guy Fieri! Honourable Mentions Creme-Brawl-ee - You've hea...
Deleted Scenes: The Sugababes Of Theseus
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We pitch a BUNCH more product placement movies, hate on some billionaires, and realise why we don't like Chris Pratt. The usual, then.
Episode 352: Hamburglar's Greatest Heist
13 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're placing products in the public imagination, such that every story is profitable, and every legend intensifies our love of corporate c...
Deleted Scenes: Matt's Wild Titles
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this deleted scenes we talk about pitching real movie titles, Matt goes through a list of his unused titles from the time we used to pitch movies a...
Episode 351: For A Few Dollars More
06 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We delve back into actual movie titles this week and pitch an Arthur Miller-esque drama about a salesman in "For A Few Dollars More". This weeks Hono...
Deleted Scenes: California Demon (With Eden MW)
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What qualifies as a paranormal movie? How many spooky movies can Eden watch in a year? And why does Jack Black want to capture the California Raisins ...