Life Uncut
Episodes
Ask Uncut - She Cheated With Her Second Cousin
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! Welcome back to our ask uncut where we answer your deep, dark and debaucherous dilemmas. Today includes a doozy!Vibes for the week: Britt-...
Is Ozempic The Magic Pill? Weighing Up Society’s Dysfunctional Obsession with Weight, Food and Our Bodies - Uncut with Johann Hari
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In 2022, coming out of lockdown, Johann went to a party with Hollywood celebrities. He noticed that unlike him and his friends who had all gained weig...
Jungle fever - Britt's is back baby!
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Britt is back baby! There are always so many questions about what happens 'behind the scenes' on any reality TV show & in today's episode, Britt a...
The Best Of The PickUp radio show - How petty
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our radio co-host Mitch Churi at 3...
Ask Uncut - Do You *Self-Pleasure* At Work? 🙈
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Ask Uncut, where we answer all of your deep, dark and sometimes deranged questions! Laura has one of her own first up! If a kid at pre...
Uncut with Sam Frost - When it's all too much. Talking depression, pile ons and walking away from a career she loved.
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joining the podcast today is the wonderful Sam Frost.Sam is an actress, an author, a mental health advocate and a mum. She originally graced our scree...
Low libido? Try Cliterature 💦
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers, Producer Keeshia is still here... she's clinging on like a turmeric stain. Britt is spending the week with her mum over in South Africa. W...
The Best Of The PickUp - There's a button up my nose
21 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our radio co-host Mitch Churi at 3...
Ask Uncut - Are You the Interruptee or the Interrupter?
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! Welcome to the episode where we unpack your deep, dark and burning questions. Britt's still in the jungle eating pig nipples. There's a se...
Uncut with Tara Rae Moss - The Halo Effect, Pretty Privilege and "Ugly Laws"
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tara Rae Moss is a chronic pain and disability advocate, keynote speaker and bestselling author of 14 books. It’s likely that you originally know Ta...
Bondi Tragedy - Losing the Importance of Truth in the Race to Be First
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers,Today's episode was particularly difficult to record. The whole nation is grieving the loss of 6 people in our community after a horrific a...
The best Of The PickUp radio show - Who moved the bed?
14 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our radio co-host Mitch Churi at 3...
Ask Uncut - My Boyfriend Drank Another Woman's Breast Milk
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers,Welcome back to your weekly therapy session where we unpack your deep, burning questions! Vibes for the week:Keeshia: (follow up from last ...
Uncut with Diana Nyad - Creating Lasting Friendship & Unapologetically Chasing Your Dreams
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You might have heard a few weeks ago, Laura recommended we all watch Nyad on Netflix. Nyad was nominated for an Oscar and the film told the story of D...
Living In a Glass House of Accountability, a Feminist Talk and the Inspired Unemployed
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! Britt is still in the jungle & we'd love, love, love for you to vote to keep her in (10 times if you can endure the ads haha) VOTE HER...
Ask Uncut - My Partner Does Drugs on Special Occasions
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Welcome to your weekly therapy session where we answer all of your deep, dark and controversial questions (today).Laura is in Bali and has ...
How to Manage a Break Up & Why You Seem to be Dating the Same Person Over and Over- Uncut with Jillian Turecki
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How the f*ck do you move on when you're in the depths of a relationship? Today's episode is with the incredible Jillian Turecki! Jillian Turecki is a ...
Are You the Friend Who Disappears When You're in a Relationship? Lizzo Has Quit & Laura's Questioning Plane Etiquette
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers, We hope you all had wonderful Easter weekends; whether that is with or without egg hunts and hat parades! Laura shares her feelings around...
The best of The PickUp - Who's your Daddy?
31 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our radio co-host Mitch Churi at 3...
Ask Uncut - Blow job etiquette
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Producer Keeshia is filling in for Britt while she hangs out with all of the creatures in the jungle! But I'm a celebrity had us thinking a...
Uncut with Tones and I - "You’ve Got to Be the Whole Package and I Just Wanted to Be the Music"
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's interview felt like such an honour. It's with one of the most successful Australian artists, who likely needs little introduction, Tones and I...
Should We Feel Guilty For Speculating About Princess Catherine?
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! Britt has gone into the jungle!! She's petrified of heights and we don't know why she didn't lie about her fears. It's Laura's 38th bir...
The best of The PickUp - Britt's a celebrity get her out of here
24 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our radio co-host Mitch Churi at 3...
Ask Uncut - Britt's Going Into The Jungle!!
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! We will get to your questions but firstly, BRITT IS GOING TO SOUTH AFRICA and entering the "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here" jungle!We...
'I Couldn't Save Her, But She Saved Me' - Fighting Leukaemia Uncut with Nikiya Love
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's episode felt like such a privilege. We finally got to meet lifer Nikiya Love in person!You may have gotten to know Nikiya in the life uncut di...
Is Zuckerberg dumping the news?
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey lifers! First up today, we've got two very special (s-paw-cial if you like a pun) guests in with us today. We go through the worst things you've d...
The Best of The PickUp - International day of the spiders
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our radio co-host Mitch Churi at 3...
Ask Uncut - My Husband Slept with a Sex Worker at His Bucks Party
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! Britt is very concerned about where Kate Middleton is. Laura and producer Keeshia are much more distracted by the free water station at Fr...
The Playboy Mansion , Hugh Hefner and the 60 Year Age Gap - Uncut with Crystal Hefner
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The playboy mansion and playboy empire is surrounded by so much intrigue and controversy. Today we got to chat with Crystal Hefner. Crystal became a s...
Seeking Revenge on a Cheater & Are Dating Apps Addictive?
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey lifers! Laura is ready to rave! She's got a week in her house solo for the first time since having kids and she's going to a school night party. W...
The Best of The PickUp - A jar of farts
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our radio co-host Mitch Churi at 3...
Ask Uncut - Millennials eye shadow is out!
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers, Are you wearing eye shadow? Apparently we are not fitting in with the youth anymore, but we certainly have the 'tired eyes' look covered! ...
American Nightmare. The Truth About the Wrongfully Labelled "Real Life Gone Girl". Uncut with Denise Huskins
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are so grateful to have been able to speak with Denise Huskins.Far too often victims of assault are not believed. The story of what happened with D...
Age Gaps & When You Just Don't "Feel The Connection" With Your Kid
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey lifers! Last week we accidentally breadcrumbed something but we are so excited to tell you that we now have a youtube channel!!! You can watch our...
The best of The PickUp - Give the woman her baby back
03 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - Ultimatums, 'Too Soon' and How Honest is Too Honest?
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Today has been a bit of a chaotic mess, but what else is new?It's a leap year day and Queen Margaret (5 years) has an allowance for you. Br...
Work-Life Happiness and Figuring Out Your Identity When You're Adopted - Uncut with Sarah Davidson
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers,This episode was such a joy. Sarah Davidson is known as a 'funtrepreneur" (fun entrepreneur) for giving up her very successful career path ...
Flash backs and Britt's frozen embryos
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers, It's been a Taylor Swift filled weekend! Both of us attended and had a freaking incredible time! We take a surprise walk down memory lane ...
The Best of The PickUp Radio show - BUT HE HAS A SINGLE BED
25 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our radio co-host Mitch Churi at 3...
Ask Uncut - The Patriarchy F*cked Up Our Buttons
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers, Which side are your buttons on? A fun fact Laura brought up will have half of you interested and the other half wondering why guys, why?Br...
Everything You've Ever Wanted to Ask The World's Biggest Pornstar! Uncut with Angela White 💦💦💦
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lifers, today's episode was wildly entertaining and so much fun!We got to sit down with one of the world's most successful porn stars, Angela White! A...
Should You 'Out' Your Ex If They Dump You To Go On MAFS?
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Get your cups of tea ready, or your runners on. We're in for a big, long, slightly unhinged catch up! We chat about nostalgic concerts and ...
The Best of The PickUp Radio show - TALK DIRTY TO ME
18 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - What Am I Meant To Do With This Information?
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers, Hope you had a nice Valentine's Day, and that you didn't deeply shame a certain gift that your partner was about to give you...like we did...
What You're Doing To 'Fix' Your Anxiety Could Be Making It Worse - Uncut with Anna the Anxiety Coach
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! Today we are joined by the wonderful Anna the Anxiety Coach We’ve spoken about anxiety loads of times before but not in this way.This co...
Would you like some steroids with your gold medal?
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers,Guess who is back on Aus soil?!We're all back in the same room, close enough to touch each other and link toes...Britt had a pretty shit ti...
The Best of The PickUp Radio show - Due to unforeseen circumcisions
11 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
ASK UNCUT - The best friend, and the man who made his ex girlfriend watch
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Today's episode is a little unhinged... Producer Keeshia is filling in for Britt and we simply couldn't not address the girlfriend in the r...
Life in a Cult and a Devastating Diagnosis - Uncut with Megan Marx
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey lifers!Today we are joined by the wonderful Megan Marx!We could have done an episode for each of the really interesting parts of Megan's life.She ...
Are Cosmetic Injections the New Fight Club? Propagating and Suing Because You're Undatable
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers, Britt is on her home run of recording from Scotland. We chat about navigating long distance & how it's going to work for her in 2024.L...
The Best Of The Pickup - A photoshopped MP and Mitch's Bristol stool scale
04 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
ASK UNCUT - Tight ass friends and intimate massages
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Laura is on struggle street. It's certainly not her year for health...We have our brand new life uncut team member jumping in today and he'...
People Pleasers Anonymous! Better Boundaries with Terri Cole
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers,Are you a people pleaser? Do you say yes to far too many 'favours' when you'd like to be able to say no?Setting boundaries is something tha...
How Old is 'Too' Old & Why You Don't Want to F*ck Your Partner
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! We reached 500 episodes but we didn't realise so today we are celebrating 512 episodes. This is the biggest thing we've ever stuck to in a...
The Best of the Pick Up - Monsters aren't real
28 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
ASK UNCUT - Who's Your Donor?
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Welcome to your therapy Thursday where we answer your deep, dark and burning questions.Laura nearly died on her way to work today, Britt's ...
The Subtle Art of compromise, priorities and not bullshitting yourself - UNCUT with MARK MANSON
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's episode is with one of the most successful authors of our time and the man who is known globally for not giving a f*ck. Mark Manson's book the...
WE ARE BACK BABY! Did he put a ring on it? And taking swipes at your ex
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers, It's so nice to be back in your ear holes!! We are coming to you cross hemispherically (but you're not to trust Laura with geography). F...
Live Show Diaries - Michael Hing
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers Today's episode is from our chat with the wonderful Michael Hing at one of our live shows! This episode is such a laugh! Hingers is a chara...
Live Show Diaries - Flex Mami
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
HeyLifers, Today's episode is from our conversation with the incredible Flex Mami at one of our live shows! We chat about: -where the name "Flex Mami"...
Live Show Diaries - Ellidy Pullin
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey lifers, Today's episode is from our conversation with the incredible Ellidy Pullin at one of our live shows!Ellidy initially joined the podcast in...
Your Christmas & New Years Bonus Accidentally Unfiltered
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!This is an entire episode of your most embarrassing stories from Christmas and New Years!Some of these have us crawling up in a ball from t...
REAR IN YOUR VIEW OF 2023!
25 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey lifers!We hope you've had such a great Christmas with the people you love the most!This is our highlight reel of 2023! It's some of the funniest, ...
Ask Uncut - Don't Tell Your Partner You Weren't Attracted to Them
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!We're in with our last ask uncut of the year! Britt is in Scotland and scaring strangers in her apartment complex. Have you experienced a ...
Am I an alcoholic? Emily Weir from sobriety to Home and Away
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!In this episode, we sat down with the talented Emily Weir, known for her role as Mackenzie Booth on "Home and Away." Emily shares the highs...
Making Christmas Christmassy & What You'd Do If Your Partner Lost Their Memory of Your Whole Relationship
17 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!It's so crazy that Christmas is so close! Britt is on her way to Scotland. Laura is not carol'd out. We have a bit of an accidentally deep ...
The Best of the Pickup - Everyone makes mistakes
17 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - Why Did We All Google This?
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers, Welcome to therapy where we unpack all of your dilemmas! First up today, kids with second child syndrome and main character kids that pote...
My mum is a narcissist - Talking Narcissism part 2
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Today's episode is part 2 of diving into narcissism. You can listen to part 1 on narcissists in romantic relationships here! Now we are tak...
Girl Language & National Breakup day
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey lifers,Today is a bit of a silly, fun episode because we're all crawling to the finish line, right??Laura's been in some child induced hell for th...
Are we compatible? Best of The Pick Up
10 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - It's Just a Joke
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers, Welcome back to therapy where we unpack your deep, dark and burning questions! Last night we went on a fancy shmancy boat and Laura accide...
Why My Parents Tried to Kill Me. There's No Honour in Killing - Uncut with Nina Aouilk
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s episode is a conversation about ‘honour killings’ with the absolutely incredible Nina Aouilk. Nina grew up in the UK. She has overcome e...
Can you be friends with your Ex's new partner?
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! Today was chaotic (more than normal)! The studio flooded from the crazy rain over the weekend. Laura's got some more pigeon facts for us, ...
What's that on your face? The Best of The Pick Up
03 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - He's just not that into you
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to therapy Thursday where we unpack your life dilemmas! First up, Laura's obsessed with the original 'quiet quitters' and they're pigeons.You ...
In a World Where We Are So Connected, Why Are We All Feeling Lonely? - Uncut with Dr Ali Walker
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The World Health Organisation has declared loneliness as a global health priority. Stats show that young people feel more lonely than any generation...
From labias to letter drops
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey lifers!Laura's got a fungi and Britt's firm nips are out and about today! Laura's had a moment of brutal honesty from her 4 year old Marlie Mae. K...
Who is surviving the apocalypse? The best of The Pick Up
26 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - Back ups, Bills and Bed Side Manner
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Welcome back to therapy where we all share our shit and feel better about ourselves! First up today, well... it's chaos.Bills need to be pa...
Sean Turnell Spent 650 Days in a Myanmar Prison After he was Mislabelled as a Spy!
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For 650 days Sean Turnell was held in Myanmar’s Insein Prison on the trumped-up charge of being a spy. Today Sean joins the podcast to share his inc...
Take care of Maya - When Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy is Misdiagnosed
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers,Britt had a big surprise this week and Laura had a wonderful family holiday; except for one part where she said something to a stranger tha...
Is that a dead bird or are you just happy to see me? The best of The PickUp
19 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - When a threesome turns into a pregnancy
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! Britt and her follicles are back on the mic! Britt gives us an update on where her eggs are at and how round 3 of egg freezing is going. A...
No more good girl - Uncut with Elise Loehnen
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elise Loehnen is the host of the podcast “Pulling the Thread” and is the co-author of 12 books, 5 of which were NYT best sellers. But then she...
The fine line when it comes to injectables, and the intimacy paradox.
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Producer Keeshia is filling in for Britt today!Today's episode takes a stroll down a few different avenues. Laura forgot that she had a pap...
The best of The Pickup radio show - 12th November
12 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - When You're the Only Single One in Your Whole Friendship Group
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Welcome back to your ask uncut therapy session! Today is a biggie because Laura is back and covid free.Britt's been hogtied and mortified f...
Breaking Up With a Parent & Breaking Into the Music Industry - Uncut with Sam Fischer
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joining the podcast today is the newest official member to the Life Uncut family Sam Fischer! Sam just finished touring around the country and opening...
Laura's got Covid 🦠 A new theory on Oxytocin and A Principal's newsletter
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From the highest of live show tour highs, to the depths of viral lows, we've had quite the week. Laura's luggage is on a little journey of it's own an...
Lola strikes a pose - The best of The PickUp
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - Can I bone my ex besties situationship?
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!We're coming in hot after the very last live show last night in Brisbane! What a whirlwind month! Thank you so, so much to every one of you...
Is Your Husband Jealous of Your Best Friend? Uncut with Vogue Williams
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joining the podcast today is the hilarious Vogue Williams! Vogue is a radio and TV personality, DJ, Model, comedian with an asterisks and host of the ...
The Glory Hole That Has the Whole World Talking
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers!Today is...chaos. We are wrapping up the final live show in Brisbane tonight and they have been so incredible! We first unpack a very viral...
Pimp your pits - The best of THE PICKUP
29 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - Petty grudges and cold feet
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! Welcome to therapy Thursday! It's time to unpack your deep and dark dilemmas! First up today we chat about a girl who had the longest runn...
The 'Currency' of the Ageing Woman - Uncut with Trinny Woodall
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's guest is just so fabulous! It's Trinny Woodall. Trinny Woodal is an extremely successful business woman, entrepreneur, TV presenter, author, p...
Who Owns a Story? From Beckham to Britney
22 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Lifers! We're home from the Melbourne show and it was LIIIIIT!We were so lucky to have had a surprise interview with Tones and I where she shared ...
The ghost of the theatre pooer, an investigation - The best of The Pickup
22 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our weekly round up! The best of the week from our National radio show THE PICKUP. Every week we are joined by our co-host Mitch Churi at 3pm on ...
Ask Uncut - I don't love him, but I want a baby
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guys, First up today, things are a bit...ahhh not classy. There's a vomit tax being added to a bottomless brunch and we all lack so much dignity t...