Listen Very Carefully - The ’Allo ’Allo! Podcast
Episodes
S3 E3 An Enigma Variation
05 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Writers Croft and Lloyd are on top form this week, as all the characters turn out at a ball for the generals. Mimi is hidden in a double bass case, wh...
S3 E2 Train of Events
28 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this TV episode, the actors are squashed on to a train set (not a trainset, though not much bigger), and talk about the fun of miming rolling carri...
S3 E1 Flight to Geneva
28 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
After a lengthy hiatus, Kim, Guy and Richard are overjoyed to find themselves back in the studio – or kitchen as some people call it – together wi...
Bonus Episode – Willing Spirits Pilot
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Now that the podcast is on a short hiatus at the end of Season 2, we bring you a bonus episode – Willing Spirits, a the pilot for a radio sitcom tha...
S2 E20 Land Mines for London
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gathered around Kim’s table once again, the Peasants talk about Kim removing Richard’s trousers, sharing a jacuzzi with the red hot 1980s’ band ...
S2 E19 Puddings Can Go Off
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Plenty of the usual lively chat from Kim’s kitchen. Monsieur Leclerc puts in a brief appearance as an exploding pudding seller, but is ejected befor...
S2 E18 Money to Burn
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The episode commences with a duet from René and Edith. Needless to say, one of them is more in tune than the other. The airmen, concealed in a pair...
S2 E17 Going Like a Bomb
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
René has arrived at the café still wearing his hospital gown after last week's escapade. The fun starts right away as Gruber makes an entrance, and ...
S2 E16 The Exploding Bedpan
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Peasants have to persuade themselves to come in from Kim and John's sunlit garden to record this week’s pod. But it turns out to be no hardship,...
S2 E15 A Duck for Launch
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Life doesn't get any simpler for René – as ever. While the long-distance duck is made ready for launch, carrying microfilm of the German plan for t...
S2 E14 – The Reluctant Millionaires
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Life doesn't get any simpler for René – as ever. While the long-distance duck is made ready for launch, carrying microfilm of the German plan for t...
S2 E13 Ribbing the Bonk
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The team marvel at the inventiveness of the writers, David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd, who had to deliver a continuous series of 26 episodes with no outsi...
S2 E12 Who's for the Vatican?
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Following the fiasco in the previous episode involving the mix-up with the generals and their disguises, Gruber and the Colonel are in big trouble wit...
S2 E11 Confusion of the Generals
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As René puts it in his opening speech, it is just a normal Tuesday in wartorn France. After nearly blowing Herr Flick to smithereens, he prepares to ...
S2 E10 René Under an Assumed Nose
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In spite of Bertorelli’s efforts with his pistol in the previous episode, the homing duck turns out not to be dead – just having a little rest. Mo...
S2 E9 Watch the Birdie
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome once more to Kim’s kitchen, where there is fun to be had with René and the staff, trying as ever to please the Resistance as well as the Ge...
S2 E8 The Arrival of the Homing Duck
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Plenty to chat about, as ever, starting with respectful recognition of a dazzling performance by the duck. After recording so many episodes, the tripo...
S2 E7 No Hiding Place
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Following their slightly lukewarm review of the previous episode, the trio are back in fan mode. René attempts to leave the country disguised as an a...
S2 E6 A Marriage of Inconvenience
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kim and Richard begin by suggesting that this was not the best episode ever. Guy challenges them robustly, and after finding plenty to talk about, the...
S2 E5 Otherwise Engaged
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Crabtree is is caught up in the demolition of the town convenience, and we are treated to a glimpse of an evening at home with the Flicks. Phoebe Scho...
S2 E4 The Dreaded Circular Saw
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Much to enjoy this week. Kim marvels at the pace of Gorden’s opening monologue, and declares it an example of dynamic playing for all actors. She al...
S2 E3 Dinner with the General
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Despite the fact that his episode is entitled Dinner with the General, there is very little talk either of Dinner or the General. Instead the chat cov...
S2 E2 The Camera in the Potato
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What better setting for an episode about a potato than Kim's kitchen? The usual fun and laughter, as the trio are joined by Ron Hartman for vital insi...
S2 E1 Desperate Doings in the Dungeon
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Following the success of the first Listen Very Carefully season, this episode introduces the much-awaited Season 2. While the podsters talk about the ...
Bonus Episode – Gorden Kaye Interview
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We present a special bonus episode, sent to us by Christopher Beswick, of a full-length interview he conducted with Gordon Kaye in 1991, when he had r...
S1 E28 The Jet-Propelled Mother-in-Law
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode marks the end of Season One, and we celebrate with a surprise guest and a “guess the mystery voice” game. Although this episode is ca...
S1 E27 The Sausage in the Trousers
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The podders attempt to keep track of the sausages. After the first twenty they give up, exhausted. Kim entertains with a tale of pranks on tour. Chris...
S1 E26 The Flying Nun
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As Mimi takes to the skies as an airborne nun, it is an astounding week for cast impressions. Guy treats us to a Bertorelli, as well as a Michelle of ...
S1 E25 Good Staff Are Hard to Find
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, despite distractions from Alexa, a photographer called Rowan and a bottle of Prosecco, Kim, Guy and Richard maintain their usual level of s...
S1 E24 Camp Dance
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is there such a thing as an episode-numbering nerd? Or geek? Or both? Question: Who literally cares which season or blinkin' episode this is? Answer: ...
S1 E23 Prisoners of War
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The committee starts to get strict about overuse of the word "wonderful" – which is likely to have little effect. More fun and frolics in the prison...
S1 E22 The Great Unescape
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amid panto reminiscences from our pod trio (tripod), we discover that Fanny's pet name for her lover van Gogh was Bobby. While Guy and Richard get all...
S1 E21 Pretty Maids All in a Row
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
British airmen dressed as ladies of the night; Maria and Yvette disguised as ancient crones; a melodramatic fake murder scenario during a flamenco per...
S1 E20 The Gâteau from the Château
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More nuggets from Kim’s kitchen, as the trio mull over the events of the double-length Christmas Special – involving attempts from all sides to bu...
S1 E19 Flight of Fancy
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Now that René has recovered the painting, Michelle plans to catapult the airman away in a glider, using elastic from men's braces. But collecting the...
S1 E18 The Fallen Madonna
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rene is busy in the cellar, bricking up the painting, while Flick and Helga have their first date in the back room. But this episode is well out of or...
S1 E17 The Sausage in the Wardrobe
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Maria is sent to Gruber's quarters at the chateau with the real Fallen Madonna for him to copy, but is intercepted by von Klinkerhoffen. René and Edi...
S1 E16 Gruber Does Some Mincing
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Monsieur Alphonse’s ransom loan is repaid in notes forged by Monsieur Leclerc, as the Resistance smuggle out the motor from General von Klinkerhoffe...
S1 E15 The Nicked Knockwurst
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rene delivers his opening monologue from the bath, Monsieur Alfonse slurps his soup and passes out, Madame Fanny fits four in her bed, and Paul Cooper...
S1 E14 Herr Flick's Revenge
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Once again, the team claims this as a favourite episode. The classic dungeon scene features Herr Flick on his mighty organ, as Helga lets down her hai...
S1 E13 The Duel
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More fun and laughter as we discover Edith selling tickets to the duel between Rene and Monsieur Alphonse, Helga trying to eat peas while handcuffed, ...
S1 E12 The Policeman Cometh
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s pod introduces our first surprise guest – guaranteed to entertain.
S1 E11 Swiftly and with Style
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Monsieur Alphonse challenges Rene to a duel, Monsieur Leclerc nicks knickers, and a cow rides by on a tandem.
S1 E10 The Wooing of Widow Artois
25 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s round-table discussion brings news of a famous fan, while Guy pulls a face for the listeners and the King calls Kim a ghastly creature.
S1 E9 Six Big Boobies
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The talk this week around Kim's table turns to the three Fallen Madonnas and all their attributes, and Edith's search for a new husband. Tribute is pa...
S1 E8 The Dance of the Hitler Youth
10 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As this week's chat takes in a rare sighting of Rene's back passage and Kenn Oldfield's inspired choreography, the whereabouts of the Fallen Madonna b...
S1 E7 Reds Nick Colonel
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome, once again, to Kim's kitchen, where the convivial chat covers subjects as diverse as the Colonel's vanishing pistol and Marie Antoinette's bo...
S1 E6 The Funeral
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's pod brings more stories and observations about Episode 5. Kim laughs at Richard being pranked in the now classic clods of earth scene, and...
S1 E5 The Execution
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kim, Guy and Richard bring plenty more chat, stories from the 'Allo 'Allo! coalface, and some extra content in reply to a listener's message about Ros...
S1 E4 Savile Row to the Rescue
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kim, Guy and Richard pay tribute to the composer and musical director, Roy Moore, celebrate the arrival of Hilary Minster as General von Klinkerhoffen...
S1 E3 Pigeon Post
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kim is joined in her kitchen once again by Guy and Richard, and an appearance by her husband, John, brings with it a special bottle of gin...
S1 E2 The British are Coming
07 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this second podcast, Kim, Guy and Richard talk about the pilot episode, and share their favourite moments and observations on the other members of ...
S1 E1 Introduction to the Series
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This first podcast, hosted by Kim, Guy and Richard gives an introduction to the series, how it came to be made, and how we all came to be in it. We wi...