Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

The Slap was Staged with Jacquis Neal (PREVIEW)

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Just a friendly little preview of our episode from last month with the wonderful Jacquis Neal!  Head over to patreon.com/lizardpeoplepodcast to hear ...

The Universal Pet Strike with Todd McClintock (Preview)

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We heard your whistles weren't wet enough so we're here to slop em up! Here's a little preview of our latest episode with fan fave and good pal, Todd ...

We're Back! But Different

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back baby! But things are gonna be a little different going forward for the podcast! Listen in for all the info. Missed ya! Find us on PAREON! ...

Summer Break! Featuring VS

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

 We're gonna take a break! While we're gone, why not listen to Alexis' podcast Comfort Creatures and Katelyn's new podcast VS! Here's the first epis...

New Zealand Isn't Real with Betsy Sodaro

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kiwifruit! Kiwibirds! KiwiBULLSH*T?! That's right! Betsy Sodaro is BACK on the show and she's here to prove that New Zealand isn't real! Could it be ...

The Got Milk Plot with Carl Tart

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Does milk do a body good? Or is it basically poison being sold to us by an evil cabal of farmers, government officials, and Manhattan ad guys? You de...

Shrimps are Shrimpy with Vic Michaelis

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Think 'shrimpy' is an insult? Think again, you fool! You absolute dunce! Our good buddy Vic Michaelis is back with a theory about the delicious decap...

Aliens Did Stonehenge with Devin Field

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How did ancient people move huge slabs of stone hundreds of miles? Could they have had help from visitors from another galaxy? And when will Devin es...

Weather Control and THIS Show with Katelyn and Alexis

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Just the two of us, we can make it if we try! This episode is just Alexis and Katelyn getting down to business with a couple of announcements and a c...

Tommy Mottola Did 9/11 to Ruin Mariah Carey with Ele Woods

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When you think of the 90s it's almost impossible not to think of Mariah Carey. Be it her incredible vocal range, her catchy Christmas tunes, or her i...

Jussie Smollett Was Telling the Truth with Ronnie Adrian

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ripped from the headlines (from 2019), we've got a whopper of a theory from fan favorite and incredibly funny man Ronnie Adrian. Ronnie suspects that...

The Brita Plot with Sarah Bebb

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Think drinking water is good for you? Think again sheeple! Our guest week is (the inexplicably unrepped) Sarah Bebb and she's got some thoughts on wh...

Acoustic Kitty Didn't Fail And City Planners Are Keeping Us Weak

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in! A tiny microphone monitoring everyone's speech! This week Katelyn and Alexis have brought their own th...

Britney Is a Government Psyop with Colin J. Morris

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you were alive in 2007 you remember that the most important news of the year wasn't the war in Iraq - it was Britney Spears shaving her head and h...

The Count Is A Murderer with Jonny Svarzbein

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One new world order! Two new world orders! HA HA HA! This week we've got funniest man in the world Jonny Svarzbein in the Lizard Lair, with a theory ...

The Mega Church Scandal Scam with Mark McConville

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Picture this - you're a pastor at an evangelical Christian mega church, and donations are slipping. What are you gonna do? Well if Mark McConville (o...

The Jesuits Assassinated Lincoln with Sydney O'Toole

10 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's the political scandal that everyone's talking about right now - ripped straight from the headlines! This week our good bud Sydney O'Toole is bac...

Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain with Matt Apodaca

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Apodaca is known for three things. Liking cats. Being a nice person who everyone in podcasting loves. And caring more about Weezer than anyone e...

Glitter Theory and Forced Couples with Katelyn and Alexis

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hello to all of our Valentines! It's your old pals Katelyn and Alexis back with another lil episode! This week, Katelyn's got a hot theory about coup...

MLB Hates The Dodgers with Ivan Ngo

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You might not know Ivan Ngo. But you know who probably does? The commissioneer of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred JR. See Ivan suspects that Rob's...

The Return To Work Plot with Todd McClintock

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We all agree this return to work stuff is BS, right? It seems like bosses are dragging people back to work for no reason, and our good friend Todd Mc...

The Baywatch Theory with Charlie Mihelich and Zach Olsen

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's late January so you know what that means - time to hit the beach! We've got our buds Zach and Charlie of the delightful podcast Baywatch Watch h...

Gaylor with Jess Svendsgaard

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, she's pretty much the biggest pop star in the world. And you might think you know everything about her personal l...

Bob Marley was Assassinated with Erin Byrne

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back! And we brought our dear bud and hilarious person Erin Byrne with us. Yes that's right, not even a weird Covid episode from 6 months ago c...

Octopuses are Aliens with Erin Smith

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's got 8 legs, a beak, and way too many brains. An octopus of course! Why, what did you think it was?This week we're talking 'pus with one of the...

The Infinity Gene with Michael Dean

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Michael Dean's back and he's different. He's stronger, blonder, and it's all thanks to a charismatic 'doctor' and a pharmaceutical miracle. This week...

New Podcast: Comfort Creatures!

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hi! Us again! Once again we want to show you a new podcast we've been working on. This week, check out Comfort Creatures! Alexis's new show she hosts...

New Podcast: The Monster Line!

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hi we missed you! We're sorta kinda almost back, but first we have two fun new podcasts to tell you about. This week it's Katelyn's new show, The Mon...

We're Just Goofin' with Erin Byrne

01 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We warned you! This episode? This episode is just for goofin! Our wonderful friend and guest got the dang coronoa virus so instead of making her do a...

Vegetables Aren't Real with Vic Michaelis

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You hear it at the doctor's office, from your mom, even from bus ads - you've GOT to eat your vegetables. But why? Who says? And are vegetables reall...

Science Rules! With Katelyn and Alexis

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week it's an Alexis and Katelyn extravaganza, as we explore the wonderful world of... science! Why did T-Rexes have such teeny arms? Why are mus...

A Little Lizard Announcement

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry Everyone, no new episode this week because Katelyn's too brain fogged out due to COVID. Don't worry, she's okay! We'll catch you next week!

Aliens In Vegas with Katie Plattner

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone loves Vegas, from the sleaziest of professional gamblers to the wholesomest of Midwestern families. But what if Vegas wasn't just fun for th...

April Is The Blood Sacrifice Month with Adam Peacock

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Picture this - you and all your buddies are in a basement slash Little Caesar's slash Papa John's slash sacrifice chamber. Sound like a dream come tr...

Tarot is Real with Arianna Lenarsky

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Magic is real. At least that's what returning fave Arianna Lenarsky thinks, and if you listen to this episode you might just end up agreeing. This we...

Lotteries are Traps for Time Travelers with Rachel Chapman

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you were a time traveler, what would you do? Kill Hitler? Evacuate Pompei? Or would you go to 2016 and play the winning numbers for the biggest Po...

The Government Is Hiding Sasquatch with Michael McMillian

22 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The old man of the forest, they call him. The Yeti of the west. That's right, our friend Michael McMillian is back on the show! And Michael's talking...

Bathrooms Are Kinda Weird with Katelyn and Alexis

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's another episode where Alexis and Katelyn can finally cut loose and talk about whatever they want to without one of these dang guests who keep sh...

The CIA Wrote Wind of Change with DC Pierson

08 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Serial season one. CIA talent shows. Disco. Train rides to Bucharest. What do all these things have in common? They all come together in a glorious s...

The Walking Dead is a Documentary with Jacquis Neal

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The year was 1998. Eagle Eye Cherry ruled the airwaves. The first Google doodle was about to drop. And in Delaware, zombies are crawling up from the ...

The Dating Game was a CIA Plot with Brian Huskey

25 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We all know The Dating Game! The weird 60s game show that basically invented reality tv, where swingin' bachelors and bachelorettes ask each other ov...

The Statue of Liberty is Actually Lucifer with Mano Agapion

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ahhh New York! The big apple of the pie that is America! And what's even more Amerian than apple pie? The Statue of Liberty, of course! But what if t...

Nicolas Cage Made A Faustian Pact with Andrew Scahill

11 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Prepare yourself to get schooled, because we have a real life professor on this ep and he's taking us to film academy! Dr. Andrew Scahill stopped by ...

Stanley Meyer's Water Fuel Cell with Nicole Villela

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Science! Religion! Murder! Dune buggies! This episode truly has it all. Comedian/producer/amateur inventor Nicole Villela is on this podcast this wee...

Queen Elizabeth Is Dead with Cassi Jerkins

26 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tally ho good plebians, we've got another royal conspiracy theory on our hands! Absolute sweetheart Cassi Jerkins is back in the Lizard Lair to discu...

Julia Fox is a Mastermind with Katelyn and Alexis

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The heavyhitters of podcasting are at it again! That's right, it's just Katelyn and Alexis this week. Katelyn's got a HOT theory about Julia Fox! Is s...

Amelia Earhart Was A Spy In New Jersey with Beth Appel

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you've ever caught yourself wondering 'what's the deal with Mr. Magoo? Why are airplane peanuts so hard to open? And where did Amelia Earhart get ...

Joe Rogan is a Government Plant with Lauren Passell and Arielle Nissenblatt

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's the deal with Joe Rogan? Is he a bro genius who's brought knowledge to the masses? An idiot failed actor who capitalized on conspiracy theorie...

Grapefruit Is Alien Birth Control with Ele Woods

28 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Great fruit? More like GRAVE fruit!! It's the return of our friend Ele Woods, and she's got a few things about America's favorite breakfast fruit. Na...

Repost! The Cuban Embassy Plot with Mel Cowan

22 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a blast from the past this week, because the Havana Syndrome is back in the news! This ep from 2019 was either eerily prescient or total goofbal...

The Blair Witch Documentary with Nina Concepcion

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the movie that changed horror forever, and made it ok to see inside someone's nostrils on the big screen. The Blair Witch Project was one of the...

Teddy Roosevelt's National Park Plot with Patrick McDonald

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yosemite! Bryce Canyon! Petrified Forest! The national parks are often called America's best idea - acres of untouched land in which visitors can exp...

Santa Is Grown-Up Jesus with Alexis and Katelyn

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Your pals Alexis and Katelyn are just pal-ing around again this ep. And what better time to be with family than at Christmas! In this mini-ish episod...

Taylor Swift Lied About All Too Well with Christiana Morgenroth

17 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ok we had to bring Christiana back because our resident pop music expert (and genius podcast producer) has a take so fiery hot it will bring hundreds...

Angels are Interdimensional Beings with Dave Child

10 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hark! Be not afraid, because we have a festive holiday ep coming your way! Our beloved Dave Child is back in the Lizard Lair, and he's got some prett...

Lyme Disease Is An Escaped Bioweapon with Dana Bell

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chronic Lyme! It's less refreshing than it sounds. This week comedy writer Dana Bell stopped by with the inside story of the tick-borne illness that ...

Jesus Was An Alien with Grant Martz

26 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You ever read the Bible? That thing's crazy. They're always talking about big gleaming clouds abducting people, and miraculous cures that are far too...

Mini-Ep With Alexis and Katelyn

19 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Very Special Episode this week folks - we're just hanging out and having fun! No guest, no theory, no rules. Since Katelyn didn't book anyone ...

The Great British Bakeoff Plot with Nick Casalini

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's that time of year that makes you want to pop a tray of cookies in the oven, snuggle under some blankets, and snort a few lines of nutmeg. Just k...

Stephen King Killed Stanley Kubrick with Nikki Osborne

05 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

He's back! That's right, Stephen King is the subject of an episode once again. And ol Tricky Stevie is being accused... of murder! Or, well, maybe ma...

The Royals Are Frankensteins with Todd and Jessica McClintock

29 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our dear friends are back in the Lizard Lair, and they've got an extra spooky conspiracy theory for you! Todd and Jessica McClintock make a triumphan...

The Cold Vaccine with Kathy Yamamoto

22 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We've got vaccines for polio, and mumps, and Covid-19, and even something called Hib (seriously, look it up). So why on earth don't we have a vaccine...

Avril Lavigne's Clone with Christiana Morgenroth

15 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

She was a pop punk princess at the top of the world with a #1 album. She was a clone of that pop punk princess who was grown in a vat in Canada. Can ...

Krabby Patties are Made of Crab with Justin and Joey

08 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? And could they be... a cannibal? The Everything Reviewed boys are back with a theory so dark, so disturbing, ...

Stephen King Is A European Ghost with Joey Clift

01 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The spooky season is upon us, and it's time we finally discuss the well-known and well-supported theory that the world's most famous horror writer is...

The Assassination of John Lennon with Yaki Margulies

24 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're back baby! Hope everyone had a great summer because it's time to talk about assassination and the Deep State. Friend of the show Yaki Margulies...

Universal's King Kong Scam with Justin Michael

04 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last ep of the season before we take our summer break, and boy is it some beachy fun! Our longtime friend and first time guest Justin Michae...

Jane Austen Invented Game Theory with Mia Schauffler and Allie Jennings

28 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

If you hear the words 'Game Theory' and picture a bunch of old dudes in glasses at Princeton talking about Soviet subs, you are a blind fool. The ide...

The Electric Universe Theory with Ben Dietzel

21 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready to get EXCITED about SCIENCE??? Our dear friend Ben Dietzel is back on the podcast, and this time he's finally, definitely, for sure fi...

Lesbians Were Invented By The CIA with Anna Salinas

14 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Lesbians! You know em, you love em, you are em. But what if we told you that lesbians were actually an invention of the Central Intelligence Agency? ...

The Zoo Hypothesis with Mel Cowan

07 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What if aliens exist and they just think we're kind of boring? This is the provocative question bravely asked by our guest this week, returning fave ...

Trader Joe's Parking Lots with Jessica McClintock

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

If you've ever shopped at a Trader Joe's, you know the deep and sense of doom that leak out of those palaces of peanut butter pretzels. But why are th...

Governments Keep Infrastructure Crappy On Purpose with Ashlyn & Grant

23 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

These dang governments. Are they just incompetent dinguses who are terrible at keeping the roads in driveable condition? Or are they Machiavellian ge...

Monster Energy Is Satanic with Nina Concepcion

16 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You know that feeling you get when you pound an energy drink and then put on your JNCOs and punch a wall? Could that feeling possibly be... from Sata...

Jesus Didn't Die with Sydney O'Toole

09 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jesus Christ. You know him, you love him. But have you heard the theory that Jesus didn't actually die on Good Friday? That he in fact just kind of p...

Shrimp Guy with Kim Truong and Michelle Viray

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stop the presses! We're finally doing a topical episode. That's right - this week the hilarious co-hosts of Crush Fictionally, Michelle and Kim, stop...

The Nevada Election Scam with Zevon Odelberg

26 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Remember when Nevada spent like 18 months counting the votes back in 2020? And remember how they refused to hurry up even as an insurrection was fome...

Storks Bring Babies with Rian Kountzhouse

19 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dontcha just love Rian Kountzhouse? America's sweetheart of podcasting is back in the Lizard Lair, and this week he brings us a theory that is incred...

The Blue Avians with Hollow Public Radio

12 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

They're baaaaack! The lovable lads from Hollow Public Radio came back by the Lizard Lair, and this time we're talking bird people. That's right - Gra...

The 5G Scam with Marian Yesufu

05 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's up with 5G? Is it a harmless tech upgrade that's making our phones faster? Is it a devious plot by the global elites to scramble our brains an...

The Mount Rushmore Bunker with John Potter

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ahh, Mount Rushmore. A monument to a bunch of slave owners hacked into a sacred mountain that basically no one wanted. But what if there's more to th...

Repost! Live with Area 51: Nazis were Aliens

19 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hello cutie pies! We've got a cute lil re-post of our LIVE show! Area 51 (Sarah Claspell, Dickie Copeland, and Jessica Jean Jardine) joined us on sta...

The Secret Service Killed JFK with Mike O'dea

12 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What's the biggest whoopsie you've ever done? Crashing your mom's car? Replying all to an email where you were talking shit about a coworker? How bou...

The Rugrats Theory with Allyn Pintal

05 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You might be thinking 'gee, what's a cute little theory about a kids tv show doing on this feed? Isn't this gonna be too innocent and sweet for Lizar...

Bruce and Brandon Lee Were Murdered with Adam Peacock

29 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Two handsome martial arts movie actors. Two breakthrough movies. Two mysterious deaths. AND they were father and son??? Things are getting spooky. Th...

Bin Laden Was Already Dead with Nick Turner

22 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're getting political this week, honey! Comedian and podcast host Nick Turner is a true believer in a theory so controversial, it got Trump banned ...

The CIA Invented Hippies with Dan Lippert

15 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Do you like music? How about drugs? Bohemian living? Getting crabs from a member of the Mamas and the Papas? Oh boy do we have a fun ep for you this ...

Tom Brady Is A Cyborg with Allison Fields

08 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!! The unbelievably funny Allison Fields visited the Lizard Lair to discuss her theory about star quarterback and weir...

Saddam Hussein Had A Stargate with Hannah Garces

18 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Cast your mind back to the year 2003. 'The Simple Life' just premiered. Malta has finally joined the European Union. And a coalition of nations is ab...

Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer Part 2 - WELL ACTUALLY with Michael Dean

11 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

He's back, and he's finished the Fincher movie! Cast your mind back many a year to when Michael Dean first appeared on Lizard People to argue that Te...

George Soros Pays Protestors with Jake Regal

20 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're finally doing it! After many long years of this one going around on the internet and in your weird racist uncles email chains, we're finally co...

Prehistoric Giants Existed In North America with Chris Vola

13 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We got a bonafide author in the house folks! Chris Vola, creator of I Is For Illuminati: An A-Z Guide To Our Paranoid Times stopped by the Lizard Lai...

The Government Controls The Weather with Tess Lynch

06 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week it might seem like the government can't even control an election. But of course, as we've learned time and again on this podcast, there are...

Halloween Is Satanic with Alison Stevenson

30 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Alison Stevenson is back to tackle another Halloween conspiracy! This time, we get deep into the nitty gritty nasty truth - that Halloween is just an...

90 Day Fiance Is Anti-Immigration Propaganda with Erika Curry

23 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Truly we are living in the golden age of reality tv. But there's one show that stands out from the pack for the sheer weirdness of its participants, ...

Garfield Is A Soviet Plot with Joey Clift

16 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The fat lazy cat that America can't get enough of - yep, we're talking about Pusheen! Just kidding, read the title, this episode is about Garfield. A...

Hamilton Was Paid For By The CIA with Jacquis Neal

09 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nobody tell Lin-Manuel that we know!! This week our guest is the truly hilarious Jacquis Neal, and he's bringing a theory to the table that will shoc...

Van Gogh Was Murdered with Gabe Danon

02 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Or is it pronounced Van Ghraacgh. Anyhoo, have you heard the one about how famous and beloved painter Vincent Van Gogh (from Starry Night and the Doc...

Celebrity CIA Assets with Drew Spears

25 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Celebs, they're just like us! Sometimes they're approached by a CIA handler who convinces them to carry out covert missions in areas of the world tha...

The Lead-Crime Hypothesis with Winston Carter

18 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

And we're back! Ok so what if there were an explanation for why some people commit crimes. And what if the solution also explained why the US crime r...