Joe Rogan's Elitist A*shole Guest Wants You To Turn Texas Blue
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Welcome to the lineup live here on Rumble. Each show rolls right into the next. And uh we're here tomorrow, as co of course as we always are. But if you're not a Rumble premium member, Mug Club member, you don't get to watch Friday. It's a gift to them. Bit to get to today. Uh hey, remember like everyone's been distracting from the Epstein files. Would trying to impeach uh Pete Heggseth qualify? Because this is also silly. We'll get to that and Massey in his last sort of I guess you'd say his lap of relevancy. He's done some good things, but this is not one of them. Ron White was on Joe Rogan, very funny guy. Uh and as he once said, you can't fix stupid, he thinks, hey, you know what, Texas has been run by Republicans, conservatives for last thirty years and it's awful.
So let's let someone else have a try. I could just say that and that's a segment and you go, Well that's stupid. Uh but we'll explain why that's not the case. Travis Kelsey, married to a billionaire, uh for some reason got scammed by a pajit, by a haji. And for some reason I don't know why, but it also uh mm bleeds into the fact that the There's no good way to approach the the guy from U T, one of the guys in the pictures, you know, the the the the Indian uh Americans There are things that are incompatible with Western civilization, like Islam, right, or or communism, or for example, despising the nuclear family and sort whatever here. I would also say we should have a ban, a federal ban on any Americans first name being diarrhea.
It's not compatible. I don't wanna say it. I don't want to address you that way. I just like I don't wanna use your preferred pro pronouns, I will not refer to you as mister Diarrhea. But that's his name, on with the show. You've been failed as students.
What does Ron White claim about Texas politics and why does he think it needs to change?
You've been failed. It's time to go straight to the top to the people who failed you. We are actually going to be starting formal debates with professors at school.
What I hear is what I would call, you know, conservative snowflakism. There is gonna be friction, people are gonna disagree, voices are gonna be raised, that's what comes with discussion.
Yeah. Oh hi, Roland, come in. I want Rudy to dress in my place, Coach. He deserves it. Don't be ridiculous. Georgia Tech is one of the top offensive teams in the country.
You're an all American and our captain act like it. I believe I am.
Niet too cross. I'll ruddy address in my place. Coach, destroy it. Farudy coach. I'm not giving up my jersey. I swear to god I have to give this up. I mean, what's the deal with this guy? What is a retarded? Like a a make a wish kid? Sleeps in a a broom closet under the stairs? Mm-hmm.
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Huh. I forgot the question of the day since we're talking about um uh Johnny Quest side character, scam artists. What's the craziest thing you've seen someone uh get scammed over? What's the craziest scam that you've seen work? I think we've all but maybe we can uh mug club tell our scam stories. I was scammed. I was scammed by a moped shop in Kalamazoo. I believe it was called Kickstart or something kick. And I put a down payment for a moped because I had a bike lane. I thought I could travel around really well. Never got it. Never got it, Mr. Kalamazoo. You owe me. I'll be here. I'm easy to find. Weekdays eleven AM when we stream. Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you? I'm fine. So you were scammed in that you actually believed Rudy deserved to play.
And how
dare you. All of his dates at nickdip dot com October eighth in Dallas. Go see him at hyenas, November fifth, Atlanta, November sixth, Pennsylvania. Nick Dip, funniest man alive, Mr. DePaulo. How are you? Very good. How are you
still? What's what were you talking we're talking like Greta Van Zustran? My teeth hurt. I I had uh implants yeah, the post put in. Yeah. So they dr literally drill into your jaw bones. Yeah. Yeah. I had three of those last week and my you know, my gums are still swallowing and shit.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:44
2
What does Ron White claim about Texas politics and why does he think it needs to change?
1:44–16:23
3
How does the show transition from political commentary to personal scam stories?
16:23–22:50
4
What are the hosts’ arguments about inflatable weapons and fake military gear?
22:50–58:15
Speakers
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