Lu & Jarch

Did you have friends as a kid? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 23

23 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Nathan Hindmarsh is back!! Today he confesses to eating something he shouldn’t have. Lu puts Hindy to the test to see if he knows what “ha...

Nathan Hindmarsh is a genius | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 22

22 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hindy fills in for Jarch on todays show, and to celebrate he takes on Reverse The Verse for the first time. Plus, there’s a year 5 maths questio...

A wheelie good show | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 19

19 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Dr Chris Brown’s final show today, and Lu really sends him out with a bang. There’s a falsetto bingle performance, Lu makes him...

My mum said you give her the sh*ts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 18

18 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown takes on Unpack Your Dad!!! And find out what happened when the doc was pulled over by the police…wearing&hel...

I dropped my nuts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 17

17 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Chris reckons he can convert some die hard AFL fans to NRL fans, we put Lu’s emotional intelligence to the test, and Brownie t...

I wish I was a dog | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 12

12 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show Dr Chris Brown delivers his very first bingle for a small Australian business. Plus Chris’s dog...

Just a little dribble | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 11

11 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Lu reveals the humiliating thing that happened to her during a Pilates class yesterday. Plus, her boyfriend Lachy has landed himsel...

Lu has forgotten something VERY important today | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 10

10 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A man has been banned from Bunnings after taking a display mower for a joyride, so today we want to know: where have you been banned from? Plus, Dr Ch...

Mrs Poo Brown | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 9

09 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown reveals the funny thing his dog Buzzy has been doing in the middle of the night that's been setting off the smoke al...

Chris Brown disappointed Nelson Mandela | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 6

08 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Browny’s first show!!! Chris Brown is covering Jarch for the next few weeks, and today on the show he gave Lu some feedback on the name she&rsqu...

FAREWELL DADDY | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 5

05 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Jarch’s last show today… but before he disappears for a few weeks to welcome his first baby, Lu and Jarch announce who’l...

A couple of little tittles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 4

05 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know what you signed up for while you were drunk, after Junior Tafa agreed to his UFC while blind in Bali. And ...

The pussy was jealous of the pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 3

03 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Lu shares that she’s been bitten on the bum by a spider. We ask – what bit you on the bum – and the stories did n...

Captain Cringe | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 2

02 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Someone's been stealing Jeremy Clarkson's urinal cakes, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know the most useless thing you've ever stolen. Plus...

Betty Cocker | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 1

01 Jun 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a brand-new week and we’re kicking it off with a broken team… Lu has lost her voice, and Jarch has done something before the s...

Farting in your sleep | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 29

29 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu discovers what a cuddle café is, then heads downstairs to ask a random barista for a hug. Jarch attempts his first “...

Naughty at the drive in | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 28

28 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Lu struggles with some quick maths. And the people of Australia have asked google for a brand new feature…and it could invol...

Pee on one of my handbags | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 27

27 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Jarch makes a huuuuge claim that he’s in the top 1% of drivers. We might need to put him to the test! Plus we find out the me...

Mrs Crapburger | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 26

26 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Judge Jarchy decides whether or not it’s okay to steal something from your sibling. A cop reveals the best “get out of a...

2 fingers and a thumb | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 25

25 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’re kicking off a brand new week with some cheeky hacks on how to save money. Plus some interesting info on what Aussies are getting up to in ...

Dumb criminals and a meteor | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 22

22 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show we need the nations help! We’ve got a petition and we need your signatures! And we hear stories on funny things you missed, af...

Chicken fillet to the face | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 21

21 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, we found out that Lulu has sent her poo poo through the mail – find out why! Plus, we hear stories about things that got stuc...

I’m dating an idiot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 19

19 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Judge Jarchy hears his favourite case so far. Plus, we’ve discovered an alarming new stat…apparently 20% of men wear th...

Don’t high five yourself | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 18

18 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear stories about mooning, after a bridesmaid accidentally flashed her bum while doing the worm at a wedding. ...

I take back what I said | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 15

15 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show we find out if Lu and Jarch are attractive. Plus, a company is going viral for the terrible reward th...

A 10 second quickie | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 14

14 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Jarch puts Lu to the test to see if she knows how long certain birds can stay in the air for without touching the ground, and the re...

D**khead answer your phone | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 13

13 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a terrible day for Jarch, because today he found out that the unannounced “pop in” is now considered rude. And do you get offen...

The team made Lu a cranky little senorita | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 12

12 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu found out it was us ding dong ditching her yesterday while she was sick…and she was NOT happy. And on a happier note, we p...

Wet, nervous, excited | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 11

11 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lu has a stomach bug so she went home early to get some sleep. Instead of letting her rest, we decided to send some producers round to her house to di...

A hot mum and a sunroof | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 8

08 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Freeball Friday, but more importantly it’s David Attenboroughs 100thbirthday!!! To celebrate, Jarch secretly filmed Lu all week then ...

Are you alive? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 7

07 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Thrust Thursday, and very fittingly we’ve got some advice for people doing the deed over 70. Someone in our office has become a bit o...

Has the game started yet? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 6

06 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a Nonna who was carrying around a piece of cake, a jar of spices, a bread roll and a pepper in her handbag, ...

Get some milk for the princess | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 5

05 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Would you miss a mates bucks party for Magic Round? Judge Jarchy makes a ruling on that case today. Lu tells us about her bunion named Grant, and we t...

I got turtle slapped | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 4

04 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a very special show today because both Lu and Jarch have their mums in the studio!!! We put Janelle and Gill to the test to see how well th...

I’m surrounded by idiots | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 1

01 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lu’s mum arrived in town today and she’s already cleaned Lu’s house AND packed her a homemade sandwich, so we want to hear stories f...

LYING ALERT | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 30

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today is National Honesty Day, and to celebrate Lu and Jarch asked everyone to call in with some honest feedback on the show. Plus there’s a new...

Big Bath Boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 29

29 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

How many showers do you have per week? Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the average number in various countries around the world – then con...

Puss in the face | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday April 28

28 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal that red heads are multiplying!!! We could be seeing a lot more ginger in the coming years, so to celebrate we p...

Who caught Jarch picking his nose? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday April 27

27 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Things get a bit chaotic today when Lu and Jarch test out the theory that a vacuum cleaner can create the perfect ponytail. And we hear stories about ...

AbsoPOOPly | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday April 24

24 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Freeball Friday. Today on the show we revisit the moment Jarch got got caught dropping a fart in the lift at work, and it seems he's not the onl...

Five big doodles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 23

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The listeners voted, so today on the show Lu and Jarch spend the full 2 hours handcuffed to each other. We play a brand new game, and find out what ha...

Bad dawg LDD has been handcuffed | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 22

22 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu and Jarch revealed that men are 4x more likely to cry over football than the end of a relationship – so we want to know, wh...

Double check who your best friends are | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday April 21

21 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lulu sends our producer a tonne of random texts, so today on the show we turned them all into a song. Judge Jarchy is in the studio, and we play a gam...

Hello piss pot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday April 20

20 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Lu gets the chance to shine in our brand new acting challenge called Roll With It. We ask people to share the foods they ate as kid...

Unpacking Dads Like Easter Eggs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 2

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show we asked when were you publicly embarrased, have a crack at guessing which sport belonged to funny names, and for the first time in ...

It’s a bit weird in here | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 1

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are joined by The Inspired Unemployed…and we attempt a little prank on the pranksters. Plus Lu goes through som...

No gold star for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 30

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear adults confess to their silliest fears, after a grown man freaked out over a squirrel. The 10 cockiest mal...

Please explain why you’re a moron | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 27

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Freeball Friday which means it’s time for another Business Jingle. A listener calls in from Tennessee to tell us about a time she sho...

The best doggy teeth of all time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 26

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories about diva dogs, after a video surfaced of a dog who refuses to walk on floorboards. Reverse The Verse is ...

That’s how you get a room laughing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 25

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch verse each other in a game of “Animal or Not?”. We find out what happened when Jarch tried to drive his ca...

Stop hitting on me | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 23

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lu and Jarch have accidentally cost the company over $1000, so today on the show we want to know – how much did you cost your company? And Jarch...

Step ladders, not stilettos | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 20

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Australia voted Lu’s bingle as better than Jarch’s last week, so today, Lu stitches Jarch up with a song writing lesson…from Birds ...

Some roads need fixing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 19

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A man has broken into the hippo enclosure, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did you break into? A listener has messaged in ...

Hey Mr Snail | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 18

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear about weird obsessions, after a little girl has gone viral for her obsession with chairs. And the top 10 c...

A very unfit little dancer | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday March 17

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show it’s St Patricks Day, so Lulu puts Jarch to the test (he is 25% Irish after all). Dr Dal Din is back helping people solve the ...

I’ll put on my hat and streak for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 16

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lu shares something that’s made her a bit upset…over the weekend she paid $40 for a showbag then realised the showbag l...

LIVE FROM THE WALCHA SHOW | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 13

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’re live from The Walcha Show in Jarch’s hometown of Walcha. Lu and Jarch go head to head in cake baking, flower arranging and horseshoe...

LIVE FROM THE FARM | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 12

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Thrust Thursday live from Jarch’s family farm in Walcha ahead of The Walcha Show tomorrow. We go digging through Jarch’s old be...

My contract is more than yours | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 11

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lu and Jarch are heading off on their road trip to Walcha straight after the show, so Lu pitches some possible car games for her and Jarch to play. Ja...

Show us your cupid kettle drums | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday March 10

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show Lulu calls the organiser of The Walcha Show to enrol her and Jarch in some more activities. Judge Jarchy decides if it’s okay ...

You’re riding a bull, kid! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 9

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jarch kicks off the week with a surprise for Lu…he’s organised a team trip to his hometown Walcha, for The Walcha Show!!!! No surprise is...

You’ve been kissing my cheeks a lot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 6

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s an extra special Freeball Friday because sick daddy is finally well enough to do the show! You know you’re old when you go to Vegas f...

My dad’s got crabs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 27

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jarch is on a flight back from Vegas so it’s Lulu and LP for your freeball Friday! Lu attempts her very first solo bingle, will she succeed? And...

You can't wear that in a church | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 26

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Once again Jarch joins us live from Las Vegas, so to celebrate we hear some  of the best "what happened in Vegas" stories. And we've found an art...

You should know a D when you see one | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 25

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today Jarch joins the show live from Vegas while Lulu holds it down in Aus!!! A lady is causing chaos online for washing her undies in a hotel coffee ...

Sometimes heroes wear knee splints | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 24

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Is it okay to ask your partner to stop swearing? Judge Jarchy delivers his ruling in today’s courtroom. Plus, Lu and Jarch have been having some...

Three, Poo, One | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 23

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today Lu and Jarch do the full 2 hours of the show sitting on the toilet!!! (It’s part of an experiment, don’t try it at home). We play a ...

New Hot Guy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 20

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show we chat about the age-old moral dilemma, if you found $20,000 would you give it back? And a new guy started in the office yesterday&...

The thrust bus | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 19

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Inspired by Karl Stefanovic’s loyalty to Danika Mason, we helped a wife put her husband’s loyalty to the test—live on air. Plus Quic...

A knight in shining uber | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 18

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Yesterday Jarch accidentally left his backpack in the studio, so the team took it and hid it somewhere. Today listeners used clues to help Jarch find ...

Did you just throw a smoothie at me? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 17

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the year of the horse!!!!! To celebrate the start of a new lunar year, Lu attempts some fortune telling for a few lucky listeners. Reverse ...

Come over and see my big balloon dog | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 16

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jim Jeffries is on the show today chatting about his brand-new tour!! Jarch got a lift from a listener over the weekend, and we ask everyone to help u...

Size only matters most of the time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 13

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got some good news for the short single men ahead of Valentines Day this year. Plus we perform our best bingle to date, and Lu shares some...

Get me to heaven | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 12

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Thrust Thursday and Jarch got a brand new tattoo today! We hear some fresh complaints from The Complaints Department, and we also speak to ...

Let’s go to Norland | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 11

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A nervous man proposed to his girlfriend then vomited when she said yes, so we want to know the worst place you’ve vomited. And a Norwegian Olym...

Move your thumb in a circular motion | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 9

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Superbowl Monday, so Lu and Jarch do a round of SuperTROLL Monday where everyone in Australia gets to roast them. There’s an alarming...

The egg that fell off the wall | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 6

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We thought we’d send everyone into the weekend with a list of things every couple should do at the end of the week to keep their relationship th...

We’ve got a real coward on our hands | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 5

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lu was late to work today and you’ll never guess why. Reverse The Verse makes an appearance, and we play Unpack Your Undies after an NRL player ...

You’re not very smart for an adult | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 4

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We had our very first Lu & Jarch wedding today, as part of Married At First Voice. And a man has revealed the most unhinged things his 5 year old ...

An androgynous ruler | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 3

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Big news has rocked the Lu and Jarch team… Lu got glasses!!! We lined up a bunch of callers on air and Lu had to guess if they were wearing gla...

The best joke ever on radio | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 2

02 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

An Australian man went viral over the weekend after accidentally throwing a chair at his mates head outside a strip cub… So today on the show, ...

Free Flap Friday | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday January 30

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A man has mistaken a human poo for his dogs poo and picked it up…so we hear stories about things you’ve done then blamed on an animal. Pl...

The big hog reveal | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday January 29

29 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Reverse The Verse makes its 2026 debut today for Thrusty Thursday. And Jarch had a nightmare at the Australian Open that was caught on camera…i...

The Australian Scrow-pen | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday January 28

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, Judge Jarchy had to hold someone in contempt of court. A married couple of 19 years have discovered they’re actually brother ...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Titties | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday January 27

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We’re kicking off a brand new week with a brand new segment…Roll With It! And a lady has tried to smuggle 2 turtles through airport secur...

Apologies Australia | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday January 23

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Freeball Friday! Today on the show we debut our very first bingle for 2026. And a new study shows nail growth can predict your lifespan, so we w...

I’ve had a lot of Italian in me | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday January 22

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jarch is back! He tells a story about how his illness nearly caused a rift in his marriage. Plus we hear stories about unfortunate slips of the tongue...

THE LULU SHOW | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday January 21

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jarch and LP are both off sick today, so the big dawg LDD is running the show. Dr Dal Din makes an appearance, Lu’s found some more pathetic inj...

Clit and coccyx | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday January 20

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Judge Jarchy makes it’s 2026 debut, and it manages to break the Judges heart. A lady from New Zealand gave us a call to tell us about a time she...

WASSUP AUSTRALIA | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday January 19

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lu and Jarch are back from holidays… Jarch had such a relaxing time that he forgot his own home address. And a lady accidentally punched hersel...

SEEYA IN 2026 | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday December 12

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s our final show for 2025 and it’s a big one! Someone wins our trip to Tassie to see the Foo Fighters live, we do our final Bingle of t...

Who the F*#K is Luisa?!? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday December 11

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lu is back, just in time for Thrusty Thursday! Today on the show we find out what terribly hilarious things your kids have done to end up on the naugh...

Boys gone wild | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday December 10

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show we have a very special witness in the courtroom for Judge Jarchy. Who Sighters for Foo Fighters continues with carry over champ Coop...

Poopy Coopy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday December 9

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Chewbacca Tuesday! A man has been filmed complaining of a bad back after sleeping in a hospital chair while his wife gave birth – so Lu an...

I want those balls | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday December 8

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s no undie Mundie, and today on the show Lu and Jarch play the very first round of Who Sighters for Foo Fighters. There’s still time to...

Good use of the word emulate| Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday December 4

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Freeball Friday. Today Lu and Jarch had a very special call from someone who told us our business jingles have gone GLOBAL. And we tackled our h...

A relaxed cool chick | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday December 4

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Thrust Thursday we put 2 players head-to-head for a round of 2 Letters 1 Word. And Oprah has won over the hearts of Australia by doing someth...

Get your mind out of the gutter | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday December 3

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A man had to apologise for his pregnant partners unhinged pizza request, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did your pregnant...

Do you like prunes? I’ve got 2 in my pants | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday December2

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Judge Jarchy fired up the nation for Chewbacca Tuesday today! And a new study has shown that single people are more likely to meet their partner in th...

You dress like an idiot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday December 1

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show we hear some of Australia’s best dad jokes…because a very special member of the team has a very special announcement. W...