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An Open Letter To Lauren... She Needs To Hear This

03 Mar 2025

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Chapter 1: What triggered the open letter to Lauren from Married At First Sight?

0.031 - 12.865 Joshua Fox

Hello and welcome back to the Maths Funny Podcast with me, Joshua Fox. In tonight's episode of Married at First Sight, we all watch Lauren cement herself as a superficial, judgmental, and just all-round unpleasant person.

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13.565 - 30.227 Joshua Fox

To the point that I've just angrily wrote an open letter to Lauren that I'm going to read, but before I get to that, between all of her remarks about the other cast members being boganic and whatever she said and too loud and rowdy for her... This remark I'm about to play is the one that's pissed me off the most.

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These people are just not my cup of tea. Athena's going to be screaming. Her nylon hair extensions are going to be blowing in the wind. Hopefully, Athena brings Dyson to the trip so she can do a once-over on her head so we don't end up with nylon hair extensions all through the hallway like we have here.

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And you know why that comment has infuriated me more than anything else Lauren said during tonight's episode? It's because of this suggestion that, well, Athena's worth as a person is determined solely by the type of hair extensions that she has. Now remember, this is Athena who is a single mom, and presumably her biggest priority once payday comes around is...

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Feeding her son and keeping a roof over their head during a literal cost of living crisis, Lauren. And you know, at a time when most families are struggling to pay for most things.

Chapter 2: How does Lauren's comment reflect societal attitudes towards appearance?

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This is also Athena who works in aged care, Lauren. A selfless job that isn't glamorous and it isn't pretty and as far as I'm aware, doesn't necessarily pay great. But you know what a job like that does do, Lauren? It tells me the kind of person Athena is. She's caring, she's compassionate, she's kind, and these, Lauren, are all the traits we are yet to see in you.

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The reason I'm angry by this is because I come from a very working class background. I didn't grow up with money. I didn't grow up in a family where we could splash out on designer things. and present ourselves in a certain way with the best products or whatever.

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And when I turned 21 and got offered an internship that took me from the government housing estate I grew up in in Manchester to suddenly working in the media in London, I constantly faced so many little snide remarks like that one from Lauren.

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about Athena's hair extensions it was always like just little comments and remarks about the way I spoke my accent because it's quite northern which in the UK is classed as you know the working class part of England and it was comments about maybe what I was wearing why wasn't it a certain brand and all these things that other people wouldn't necessarily notice but to me I understood they were subtle ways of people also in the media making it clear to me that me being where I'm from and presenting myself as I do made others believe they were genuinely

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above me even working my first ever season of married at first sight back in 2017 i won't mention who this bride was but i just landed in sydney as a backpacker i was figuring things out i didn't have any money i didn't have much to my name and i got a job for a few months working at a magazine and one day we were doing a photo shoot with all the brides from that season

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And in between the cast doing individual shots, most of us were sat around this big table on set, which had snacks and shit. And my colleague would be taking people one by one for interviews on the side. And I remember while all of us were sat around this table, there was one moment where one of the brides, and I'm laughing because I've never forgot this, but...

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This bride, she said to me as I picked my phone up from the table to go do another interview, she went, oh, is that an iPhone 11 or whatever the older iPhone model was back then at that time? And she said this in front of everybody else on the table. And she said this in a way of, why do you have that iPhone? It's so old. No, like there's been three new models since then.

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And to me, there was no question about why she made that remark other than this belief that she genuinely thought she was better than me as she had... the latest iPhone model, which I didn't have because I couldn't afford it. And at the time, I remember just replying to her like, ah, yeah, it is the iPhone 11 full stop, as in like, yeah, and?

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And I remember once we finished that photo shoot that day, I went back to my friend's apartment afterwards because, as I said, I was a backpacker, I didn't have much money, and I was sleeping on the floor on an inflatable mattress in a studio apartment on the North Shore.

Chapter 3: What personal experiences shaped the host's perspective on judgment?

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I hope that one day you reach a point in your life where you realize that the clothes you wear, the car you drive, the type of hair extensions you wear, or the model of iPhone you have means nothing. It bears no reflection to who you are as a person or your standing in society. Go read the news Lauren, go look at the world around you and please go gain some perspective.

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And until you do that I assume you'll be indefinitely single because any guy you may attract because of your nice clothes or expensive hair extensions will eventually see past all of that as your personality eventually takes over. And sadly, Lauren, you can't buy a nice one of those. Thank you for listening. Have a nice day. And that's all I've got for today's episode of this podcast.

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Goodbye and goodnight, friends. I don't really know what the point of this was. It's just that fucking hair extension comment like riled me up so much that I was compelled to literally bring pen to paper.

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