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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hello and welcome back to the Maths Funny podcast with me, Joshua Fox, aka the man behind Maths Funny. Now I'm not gonna lie, the last couple of episodes of this podcast have been quite heavy.
So today I just want to get back to having fun, having a laugh, and yeah, so I'm going to be talking about Elliot and Veronica and answering the question everyone's been asking, is she being legit or is she a paid actress? Before I get to that, though, Lauren and Clint.
There is a lot I need to unpack here, especially with the fact that she is soon going to become what I'm told is the most hated bride of this season. And that's not just by like a couple of the cast members. It's apparently by everyone. And apparently that explains why she's also one of the only cast members without a public Instagram account.
And that's because she's trying to pretend that the show never happened and just move on with her life. which makes sense given what happened firstly though tonight's commitment ceremony does appear to feature a storyline about lauren walking in on clint having a wank or at least that's what this advert is suggesting and then there was something that happened clint exposed what happened
Chapter 2: What are the latest developments in the drama surrounding Veronica?
I come home and I instantly know something's not right. The unexpected turn of events that no one saw coming. I had to kind of divert my gaze.
And you know what that's giving? This storyline from the last season of Married at First Sight UK, where a groom wrote this in a letter to his wife after she dumped him.
It said, no regrets, actually just one. I wish I'd have got down on my knees when you were cooking in the kitchen and terrorized your bumhole.
That then became a whole thing with the experts on the UK version of the show having to like dive deeper into the subject.
You typically use the term, I want to terrorize your butthole.
I'm curious. what your thoughts were around terrorizing the bumhole. Have you ever used that term before? I've showed her.
He's not done that to me. He's never done anything like that to me. My bumhole has never seen any action in its whole existence.
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Chapter 3: Why is Lauren becoming one of the most hated participants this season?
Sorry, that was quite irrelevant to this episode. I just find that so ridiculous yet entertaining. But back to Lauren and Clint now, yeah? As we know, they're not together present day as he's now with Jackie. I don't even need to say spoiler before I put that out there anymore because everybody knows that Jackie and Clint are now just going out to public events together.
They're not making a secret of it. So why should I? But before Clint does make that switch from Lauren to Jackie, there's apparently going to be a whole lot of drama. In the next week or so, we're going to see Lauren and Clint become pretty much hated by everyone else on the show.
And this all stems from people finding out that Lauren's apparently been calling the other brides the C word, especially Jamie. Then there's apparently like a whole Jamie versus Lauren thing. And obviously everyone sides with team Jamie. And then Lauren and Clint just become like isolated from the majority of the cast. And it's a whole thing happening.
Also, so many people have reached out to me asking, Josh, what was with Lauren's hair at that last dinner party? Because it was like a back combed, I don't even know how to describe it, but like, I understand asking me maths questions, but like, what do you want me to say on that? I don't know much about hair.
I'm not going to reach out and say, Lauren, can you give me a comment on your back combed fucking whatever it was. Moving on now, though, last week we saw a different side to Veronica, with many fans turning on her for how she responded to Elliot's letter where he opened up about his sister's health struggles.
And, you know, that letter was Elliot sharing something personal that he thought would bring them closer together. And she basically turned around and went, mate, that wasn't even about you. It was about your sister. It wasn't personal. I've learned nothing about you. And it then led to this fight.
I literally came in here and told you how your letter made me feel and you blew up. Like, it's actually hilarious. You're like, I can handle the truth and I'm trying to talk to you and you just lose your mind. So I don't want to sit here and argue this is giving me a headache, my neck hurts.
So you're doing the same thing as I start. No, we're not. We just got to this thing about how you don't trust me.
Don't raise your voice at me. Do not raise your voice at me. Literally just... Do not raise your voice at me.
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