Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"
Episodes
Easter, But At 40 Years Old
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sandy still wants that Easter basket full of candy from her parents. So what that she's almost 40? Plus, the perfect number of friends if you want to ...
"Thursday" - Just Another Excuse For Lazy Guys
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This dating app can only be used on Thursdays. Genius, or as Sandy puts it: "horny for the weekend"? Plus, people are super excited about getting back...
Roller Blades On The Come Back
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sandy is single handedly bringing back roller blades. She's super embarrassed about it and in the market for an empty lot where she can be alone. Plus...
Showering vs Washing Your Hair
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The first time a man moves in with a woman, they learn that showering and washing your hair are two separate events... male mind blown! Plus, Sandy ne...
Say Hello To Your Soulmate
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sandy's friend just got introduced to her soulmate via an artist's rendition that cost her 20 bucks. Sandy needs to do this! Plus, how to fake your ow...
37 And Done
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have we peaked by age 37? Nah, I'm just getting started! Plus, our work from home set up is not the best for productivity but I'll be damned if I'm go...
Internet Rabbit Holes For 8 Hours
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Most people spend 8 minutes a day going down internet rabbit holes. Not us... we spend hours. Something wrong with us? Plus, what's your least favorit...
3 Times Before Noon?!?
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
At 74 years old, 3 times a day seems like too much! Plus, Sandy could go 24 hours without her devices, but 25? ...and Marcus' Dad loves boobs.
"I'd Still Eat It..."
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Who, in America, doesn't know how to carry a pizza!? Plus, emoji's in a work email? For Marcus it's necessary!
Drinking With Neighbors Is Like A 3rd Date
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You don't knock back drinks with new neighbors right away, that's just silly. That's third date status. Plus, Marcus is so happy he brought back his D...
Don't Make Me Go Back Out There!
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nervous about being social again after pandemic? Some of us can't wait, others are loving being able to hide from strangers. Plus, how to get over you...
"It's Not That Big A Deal"
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus talked a big game leading up to spring forward... then Sunday actually arrived. Whoops! Plus, uncomfortable jokes at the vaccine site, and Sand...
Change Your Ex's Password
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Netflix is cracking down on password sharing. Maybe Sandy's ex will finally stop using her account! Plus, Marcus wants to teach little kids about inve...
Last Time Change Ever!?
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Are you ready for it be light out at 8PM...forever. It could happen. Plus, our pandemic outfits are getting worse 1 year in.
...but those are the FUN words!
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Scrabble wants to ban the words that are so much fun, and we are pissed! Plus, the best way to flirt with people if you don't know how to flirt... and...
No Doggie For You!
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's International Women's Day and we are celebrating the boss lady in your life. Plus, Marcus broken hearted that it's not official... he will never,...
Tacky Proposal Or Nah?
05 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is it OK to propose to your lady at someone else's wedding? Marcus the king of the wedding DJ's has thoughts! Plus, if your boss has these traits, he ...
God Of Chaos? Really?
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Why the heck do we have to name these asteroids scary things like God of Chaos??? That's a little aggressive. Plus, the "3x3" idea might help a stress...
Baller Hospital Room
03 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus has had a scary past few days and he's sharing the story, and the laughs and hope that came along with it. Plus, criminals should not be eating...
Drunk In Space
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Should we really allow drinking in outer space? Yikes. Plus, Sandy returns to normal life with a day of shopping, and Marcus finally has evidence that...
Just Performing Surgery, NBD
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is this guy an idiot, or just really really good at his job? Plus, when we knew we had turn into our parents, and Sandy looks for compliments in all t...
Indoor Dining For The Win
26 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The world is opening up and Sandy was accidentally indoor dining yesterday and it was glorious. Plus, Marcus is being bested by his daughter in every ...
Bathroom Boundaries
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus credits his long marriage to he and his wife having separate bathrooms. He will never, ever, use the toilet right in front of his wife! Plus, S...
Only Fans Mommy
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
44 year old mom becomes Only Fans star with her naughty photos. It's all good until a dad "stumbles upon" her sexy pics and the community is enraged. ...
Well, This Is Uncomfortable...
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've all been there... watching a TV show with our parents, and then boom, nudity on screen, and it gets real awkward. Plus, Marcus really need some ...
My Moral Compass Is Holding Me Back
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Sandy have decided to their are too good of people to be making that really easy money. You know, like 16K to have other people watch you s...
Beards Make The Best Lovers
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus is very upset about this article that says beards, tattoos, and piercings make the best lovers. This is a personal attack! Plus, Sandy is shari...
An Artist's Rendition Of Your Soul Mate
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is about the oddest way we have ever heard of trying to find your soul mate, but OK. Plus, our emojis show us how old we are, and being friends w...
Petty, Party Of One?
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Was this woman petty or justified in the snarky gift she gave her man for Valentine's Day? Plus, Sandy gets a very bad palm reading, and Marcus isn't ...
Valentine's Day Prepared?
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The married guys on the show are preparing for Valentine's Day... or are they? These "plans" sound like they are going to backfire, big time. Plus, Sa...
The Lawyer We All Needed
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Thank god for this cat lawyer on Zoom because we needed a pick me up this week. Plus, Marcus is still trying to be needed at his house, and raise your...
Not The Brightest Bulb...
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The saga of the Gorilla Glue lady has us feeling many different ways. We want to laugh, but also, wow is she actually a genius? Plus, the best UFO vid...
The Best Part Of The Big Game
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
America is back! ...all because of a streaker during a not that exciting Super Bowl. Plus, our kids are way smarter than us, and that's pretty scary.
"Wow Marcus You've Gained Weight"
05 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus had the absolute most savage comment said to him the other day, and he tried to laugh it off. Sandy would have DIED!
Marcus Is Related To Tom Hanks
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus just found out he's related to Tom Hanks. Woah really?! Plus, Sandy had a dream last night that almost made her miss work.
I'm Falling For (Over) That Amazon Box
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
3 years ago on this day Marcus took a gigantic and hilarious fall outside his house that was caught on video. Find out why that moment still haunts hi...
Used Couch? Good To Go!
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is a used couch gross? Sandy thinks so, but Marcus just needs to save some money. Plus, don't make jokes at airports. Marcus has done it, and it didn'...
Dry January Disaster
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well Sandy completed dry January, but the end of the month did not go as planned... at all. Plus, guys in groups of three or more are always up to som...
Why Is Christmas Still Happening?
29 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sandy is living a Christmas nightmare. It's almost February and her friend has a Christmas present for her?? Now Sandy has to find a present to give b...
Passing Gas
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Work from home has us feeling just a little too comfortable. Did I just fart on mic? Sorry. Plus, am I going to have to eat all these Super Bowl chick...