Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

We Have Gate-breaking News For You

23 Jan 2026

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Office life is expensive, embarrassing, and occasionally… gate-breaking. This episode dives into how much you’re really spending on office lunches...

Taylor's Snack Corner is Getting Serious

22 Jan 2026

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We debate when (if ever) it’s okay to let kids start cussing, share small things that actually make the workday more bearable, and do some honest ma...

Marcus V.S. J-Lo

21 Jan 2026

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This episode feels like a long kitchen-table conversation. We break down when our energy dips during the day, share a gluten-free naan recipe we’re ...

The Official Sports Dad Tell All

20 Jan 2026

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Is there really a difference between geeks and nerds and if so, who wins? This episode bounces from playful debates to real-life reflections, includin...

They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab, I Said...

16 Jan 2026

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From what you should actually be eating to feel better, to a full-on nostalgia trip back to 2016, this episode is kind of all over the place—in the ...

Just Here for the Snacks

15 Jan 2026

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Americans Lose Over 300 Hours Of Sleep A Year To “Revenge Bedtime Procrastination”: Late nights are stealing more sleep than you think. We talk ab...

Pay the Price for Screentime

14 Jan 2026

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Craziest Things TSA Confiscated at the Airport: Ever wonder what really gets taken away at airport security? We’re breaking down some of the crazies...

National Sticker Day Gets Personal

13 Jan 2026

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Younger Gens Spill The Strangest Things Their Boomer Parents Do: We love our parents. We really do. But that doesn’t mean we understand why they sti...

How Bout Them 49ers?

12 Jan 2026

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The Top Phone Habits People Hope To Kick: We’re calling ourselves out in this one. A new survey reveals the top phone habits people are desperate to...

Marcus Spills His Office Bathroom Confessions

09 Jan 2026

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DM Dilemma's: When a woman DM’d Marcus about her husband dropping the ball on her birthday, it opened up a bigger conversation. From mismatched expe...

Bruno's Back Baby

08 Jan 2026

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Ways to Fight Rising Grocery Prices: Grocery prices keep climbing, but your bill doesn’t have to. In this episode, we break down smart, realistic wa...

We've Got Big Feelings, Small Tweaks & Unexpected Truths

07 Jan 2026

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Lifestyle Tweaks to Keep Your Mind Sharp as You Age:From your plate to your playlist to your people, small lifestyle choices can help protect your bra...

Would You Rather: New Years Edition

06 Jan 2026

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Marcus and Taylor play a game of Would You Rather for New Years

Marcus is in His Self-Care Era

06 Jan 2026

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Popular Things That Won’t Age Well, According To Reddit:Remember when people smoked everywhere and kids rode in cars without seatbelts? Yeah… tren...

We're Back...Kind Of

05 Jan 2026

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Holiday Break Recap: We went into holiday break with big plans… and absolutely none of them happened. In this episode, we unpack our time off: bed r...

Everything You Need to Know Before the Holidays Hit

23 Dec 2025

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What NOT to Bring to a Holiday Party: Holiday parties are stressful enough so don’t make it worse with your contribution. We’re running through th...

From Worst Gifts to $5,000 Tips

22 Dec 2025

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Worst Gift You've Received:We all have that gift. The one you still think about years later. In this episode, we’re swapping stories about the worst...

Marcus Can't Help Clown on Taylor's Future Ex Husband

19 Dec 2025

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Types of Mom's You See at Every Holiday Event: School holiday events are basically a social experiment. This episode, we’re talking about the differ...

Holiday Headlines, Dating Drama & Family Chaos All in Just One Episode

18 Dec 2025

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TSA’s Guide To Which Holiday Gifts Won’t Make It Through Security: If you’ve ever had to unwrap a present at the TSA checkpoint, this one’s fo...

How to Survive the Holidays Without Losing Your Mind

17 Dec 2025

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How The MERRY Rule Can Prevent Social Burnout During The Holidays: Feeling booked, broke, and burnt out this holiday season? Same. This episode dives ...

The Camera Betrayed Marcus

16 Dec 2025

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DM Dilemma's: You gave them a car. They keep asking for rides. Now what? We debate whether gifting something big automatically signs you up for more t...

What Actually Makes Us Happier?

15 Dec 2025

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Ways to be a Happier Person: Want to be a happier human? Same. This week, we’re sharing the tiny shifts and daily habits that can actually make your...

Teens Fight Back, Dates Go Sideways & Winter Gets Cute

12 Dec 2025

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Australia's Social Media Ban:Australia’s government says it’s protecting young people. The kids say their freedom is being taken away. In this epi...

Muni: 1, Marcus: 0

11 Dec 2025

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Getting Lost on Muni: If you’ve ever missed your stop, taken the wrong bus, or questioned every life choice while staring at a Muni map, this episod...

Waymo Babies & Wardrobe Drama

10 Dec 2025

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The "Boomer Habits" Younger Gens Started Doing Because They Realized They're Genius:Millennials and Gen Z might poke fun at “boomer habits,” but s...

What's it Really Like to Live with Marcus?

10 Dec 2025

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What You Learned About Your Significant Other When They Moved In: Today we’re diving into the real relationship test: moving in together. We asked l...

What's Shaking in the Bay Today? (Literally)

08 Dec 2025

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Australia Social Media Ban: A global first: Australia is banning kids under 16 from having any social media accounts, forcing Meta to remove young use...

Petty with a Purpose

05 Dec 2025

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Go to Finishing Move When Someone Wrongs You on the Road: Today we’re sharing our favorite harmless “finishing moves” when someone wrongs us on ...

The Boozy Bandit

04 Dec 2025

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Sports Mom Dilemma: Today we hear from a sports mom who’s drowning in schedules, gear, and back-to-back games. We talk through her challenges and sh...

Allowance Inflation is Real

03 Dec 2025

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The Onion Gift Giving Method: Gift-giving season is here, and we’re taking a page from etiquette guru Elaine Swann with her Onion Gift-Giving Method...

Meeting The Parents: Holiday Edition

02 Dec 2025

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Tips How to Win Your Partners Family Over This Holiday Season: Nervous about meeting your partner’s family? We’re talking easy ways to look confid...

The Great Road Trip Recap & The Interview Question Everyone Dreads

02 Dec 2025

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How to Answer the Impossible Interview Question…: We’re tackling the “impossible” interview question everyone hates: “Where do you see yours...

Patrick Warburton is in the House!

02 Dec 2025

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Crappy Roommate Stories: Bad roommates… we’ve all had at least one. In this episode, we unpack the most  unbelievable roommate stories out there ...

Cringe Dates & Crappy Roommates

01 Dec 2025

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Things Your Parents Swore By That Turned Out to Not Be True: Ever wondered if everything your parents told you was true? From “don’t drive with th...

Marcus Talks To Actor Patrick Warburton About His "Preposterous" Role In Zootopia 2

25 Nov 2025

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Marcus had a chance to hang out with Actor/Comedian/Voiceover Icon Patrick Warburton.  You know him from such well-known roles as Puddy on Seinfeld, ...

What On The Menu This Week with Marcus?

23 Nov 2025

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Revenge Quitting A Job: Ever thought about walking out of your job without notice? You’re not alone. We’re diving into the trend of “revenge qui...

Well That Was Awkward...

21 Nov 2025

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Awkward Run-ins with Your Ex: Running into an ex is never smooth… especially when it happens in public. Marcus and Taylor swap awkward ex-run-in sto...

Marcus's Kitchen Nightmares

19 Nov 2025

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Gen Z Calls Out Tone-Deaf Comments Older People Keep Making:In this episode, we’re talking about the most cringe comments young people hear from old...

Pet Peeves, Pickles, & Parents Going Pro

19 Nov 2025

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Pet Peeves: Got a weird pet peeve? You’re not alone. This episode, we’re exposing the oddly specific things that drive people up the wall.  How F...

Bob Ross Saves the Day

17 Nov 2025

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How Long Does it Take for a Guest to Overstay Their Welcome?How long is too long? Marcus and Taylor share personal tales of guests who overstayed thei...

What Time Do You Usually Break the Law?

17 Nov 2025

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What is Your Favorite Scent?Marcus and Taylor dive into their favorite scents, plus a few unexpectedly weird ones they can’t help but love.  Driver...

How Long Does it Take for a Guest to Overstay Their Welcome?

17 Nov 2025

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How Long Does it Take for a Guest to Overstay Their Welcome? How long is too long? Marcus and Taylor share personal tales of guests who overstayed the...

Is It Too Early To Put Up Christmas Decorations?

17 Nov 2025

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Is Having a Boyfriend Embarrassing? This episode, Marcus and Taylor unpack the idea of whether having a boyfriend is “embarrassing,” and Taylor of...

What's That Smell?

17 Nov 2025

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What is Your Favorite Scent? Marcus and Taylor dive into their favorite scents, plus a few unexpectedly weird ones they can’t help but love.  How M...

Meet Our New Team Member...Jon!

10 Nov 2025

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Show Start: Jillian shares her personal IVF and egg retrieval journey, offering insight, emotion, and hope along the way  Introducing our new show ho...

From ER Visits to Everyday Wins

05 Nov 2025

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Have You Ever Gotten Out of a Ticket After Being Pulled Over?:Producer Taylor tells Marcus how she dodged a ticket this morning, and Marcus might have...

How Did Producer Taylor Get Out of A Speeding Ticket?

04 Nov 2025

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How To Tell Your Wife She Has Too Much Botox: Should you say something or keep your mouth shut? Would your husband say something?Talk Back: Marcus rea...

How Did Marcus Embarrass Himself on Halloween?

04 Nov 2025

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How To Tell Your Wife She Has Too Much Botox: Should you say something or keep your mouth shut? Would your husband say something?Talk Back: Marcus rea...

Does Marcus Believe in Ghosts?

03 Nov 2025

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Happy Halloween!  Marriage proposals The Most Successful Marriage Proposals Happen at Home: What were the other somewhat successful places?Outdoors (...

How Did Marcus Do on the Whitney Houston Challenge?

31 Oct 2025

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October 30th, 2025The Most Successful Marriage Proposals Happen at Home: What were the other somewhat successful places?Outdoors (18.4%)Beach (12.4%)R...

Is Fast Spending Just Human Nature?

31 Oct 2025

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Grandma Hobbies to Try This Winter:CrochetingCompleting a coloring bookKnittingPuzzlingBakingScrapbookingPlaying a board gameJewelry makingNeedlepoint...

Marcus' Car Has Been Found, But What Shape Is It In?

07 Oct 2025

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Most Popular SlangAre you constantly confused by what young people are saying? The slang used by Gen Z and Gen Alpha is influenced by social media and...

Marcus' Car Was Stolen Over The Weekend

06 Oct 2025

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Marcus' Car Got StolenFirst and foremost, this is not a reflection of the Bay Area. Marcus drives a Chevy Bolt. He was outside one of his tequila shop...

In Regards To The Workplace, What Is "Productivity Theater?"

03 Oct 2025

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The New Cutesy Term Is "Productivity Theater."With remote work, a confusing economy, and the rise of productivity-tracking software, this age-old prac...

Would You Pay $30,000 For Someone To Name Your Baby?

02 Oct 2025

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How Americans Really Feel About Their NeighborsA new survey reveals that having good neighbors is so important to some homebuyers, 19% would pay $10-t...

What Is This New Trend "Cozy Cardio?"

01 Oct 2025

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No Shoes At Work Is The New TrendA trend of workers going barefoot in the office has spread across Silicon Valley startups, sparking a debate as to wh...

Corey Proves She Is A Tool-Bag Once Again.

30 Sep 2025

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Corey Is A ToolCorey gets her Botox from a fabulous plastic surgeon who reached out to the show. Dr. Ortlip listens every day. Corey and her husband s...

Have You Ever Been Unintentionally Insulted? Or Maybe It Was Intentional.

29 Sep 2025

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Things We Love About FallSwitching to your cozy wardrobeSnuggling under a blanket after a long dayCrunchy leaves underfootThe sound of rain while you'...

Corey Chickened Out At The Mall

26 Sep 2025

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Purchases That Made You Feel Like An AdultA couch you didn’t assemble yourselfA mattress and bedding that actually lets you recoverCookware that hel...

One Sentence Could Change Your Life

25 Sep 2025

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Healthy Eating Mistakes You Could Be MakingEven if you know what you should be eating, putting that knowledge into action can feel like an Olympic s...

Being Messy Makes You Unattractive To Your Partner

24 Sep 2025

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A Third Of Americans Admit A Partner’s Messiness Makes Them Less AttractiveA new survey reveals that 61% say clutter has caused tension with their p...

Marcus Needs Your Help With His Daughter

23 Sep 2025

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How To Shut Down Unsolicited AdviceA behavioral researcher and psychology expert recommends these simple, effective phrases to effectively shut down u...

Is It OK To Respond "Maybe" On An Evite?

22 Sep 2025

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Something Crazy Happened Before Our Food Drive AppearanceMarcus takes me to the nicest places. Before our appearance at Sprouts, we checked out Dino's...

Marcus Wants To Talk Words That Irk You

19 Sep 2025

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Words That Irk YouMarcus was triggered the other day by a particular word. Which led us to discuss what words just get under our skin. Here are a few:...

What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have In Your Junk Drawer?

18 Sep 2025

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Things Smart People Have In Their Junk DrawerHere are a few we agree with: tape measure, small sewing kit, tools, super glue, etc.We want to know abou...

A Single Dad Needs Your Help With His Teenage Daughter

17 Sep 2025

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Single Dad Doesn't Like His Daughter's Outfits                                                                     ...

Your Hugging Style Says A Lot About Your Relationship

16 Sep 2025

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What Your Hugging Style Says About YouRomantic partners hugged much longer than platonic friends, with lovebirds hugging for an average of 7.02-second...

Easy Ways To Boost Happiness

15 Sep 2025

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The True Cost Of The American DreamAccording to new research, the price of the American Dream is now more than $5-million.The study reveals that the p...

Here Are The Rules We Throw Out The Window When On Vacation.

12 Sep 2025

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Rules Americans Ditch On VacationHalf (49%) of respondents intentionally avoid reading work emails when traveling and 59% skip normal to-dos, like wor...

What Is Your Biggest Regret?

11 Sep 2025

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People's Biggest RegretsI can't believe I admitted what I admitted...but we pull the curtain all the way back. Here are some examples.Caring too much ...

The Seven "A's" Of Superaging

10 Sep 2025

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The 7 "A's" of Super-AgingThese seven A’s are the key to making your golden years the best ones of your life:Attitude - Having a positive outlook a...

Here Are Some Things You Can Do To Seem Smarter

09 Sep 2025

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The Key To Confidence Is DIYA new survey finds those who’ve finished DIY projects around the house say it boosts their confidence, happiness and sat...

Are You Burnt Out Or Just Bored?

08 Sep 2025

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The Dinkiest Saturday Of All TimeJeff and I are DINKs, duel income no kids...and we proved it this weekend. We went to to the San Francisco Symphony t...

Don't Feel Guilty About Binge-Watching

05 Sep 2025

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Binge Watching Shows Might Be Good For YouThis sums me up. according to new research from the University of Georgia. It suggests there may be some men...

How The 3-3-3 Method Can Simplify Your Day

04 Sep 2025

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MRI UpdateI finally got my results back yesterday. I haven't had my doc go over them yet. Since te medical jargon was too much for my peabrain, my hus...

Could You Make A Four-Day Work Week Work?

03 Sep 2025

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Do You Think A Four-Day Work Would Actually Work?Seven in 10 workers feel they could be just as productive in a four-day work week, according to new r...

Marcus & Corey Recap Their "Big Day On The Bay"

02 Sep 2025

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MRI UpdateI went in for a neck MRI after I tripped over a dog bed in the dark. It has been a minute and I've been living on a steady diet of Advil and...

You Might Live Longer If You Live By The Ocean.

29 Aug 2025

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Live By The Ocean & You Will Live LongerWhat scientists found and what they think might explain their findings:Coastal residents live about one ye...

What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Seen On A Wedding Registry?

28 Aug 2025

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Strangest Things Ever Put On A Wedding RegistryOn Buzzfeed under wedding shaming..."My grandmother was super offended that my distant cousin had lube ...

Have You Ever Experienced 'Quiet Cracking?"

27 Aug 2025

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Quit Cracking"Quiet cracking" is a workplace term for the gradual psychological and emotional deterioration of an employee who remains in their job bu...

The Jeff Has A New Habit & Corey Is Not Here For It

26 Aug 2025

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My Husband, The Jeff, Has a New Habit & I am Not Here For itJeff has this habit of saying to "no" to everything without taking a minute to conside...

Corey Was Shamed Over The Weekend. Was It Deserved?

25 Aug 2025

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Corey Got ShamedI had people over on Friday for an impromptu happy hour. At one point I asked my husband to refill one of our guests' glass. The guest...

Never Say These 6 Things At Work

22 Aug 2025

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Advice From Parents That Doesn't Hold UpRedditors are spilling the most outdated “money tips” they’ve gotten from their parents that are no long...

Would You Fish Your Cell Phone Out Of A Filthy Festival Toilet?

21 Aug 2025

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The Lengths People Go To Save Their PhonesA new survey says folks would consider doing shocking and disgusting things to make sure they didn’t lose ...

August Is The Best Month To Refresh Your Closet

20 Aug 2025

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RED FLAGS THAT MIGHT MEAN YOUR FRIEND ISN’T HAPPY FOR YOUWhen you have a personal win, you want to share it with your friends. But everyone doesn’...

What Are Some Things Your Parents Were Absolutely Right About?

19 Aug 2025

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Over 40 Wants These RequirementsA Reddit user asks the subreddit r/AskWomenOver40, “What’s a really weird, UNCONVENTIONAL thing that you absolutel...

Fewer Adults Are Reaching Adult Milestones

18 Aug 2025

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Fewer Young Americans Reaching Major Adulting MilestonesSome people never want to grow up and according to new research from the U.S. Census Bureau, f...

It Turns Out, Cleaning Is A Love Language

15 Aug 2025

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Ridiculous Excuses For Missing WorkA new Reddit thread is reminding us that people will say just about anything to get out of work. What is your story...

Are You In Danger Of A "Quiet Firing?"

14 Aug 2025

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Habits People Picked Up After Visiting Other CountriesA post in the travel subreddit asks, “What’s something you adopted into your lifestyle after...

Does Corey Have Psychic Anxiety?

13 Aug 2025

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Corey Has Psychic AnxietyAt least three times in my life, I have had crazy emotions the day before something bad happens. In high school, after a cros...

Why Is Handwashing More Important In The Summer?

12 Aug 2025

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Things To Get You Going Besides CoffeeSun exposure - getting sunlight it in the morning is actually energizing on a neurological level. Movement - a ...

Has Corey Outed Herself As A Terrible Person...Again?

11 Aug 2025

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Corey Is A Terrible Person...Again. The previous owner of my home wrote me note asking if she and her brother could come visit the house over the wee...

What Does The Perfect Day Break Down To Be?

08 Aug 2025

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Marcus and Corey discuss the formula for a perfect day, college versus just getting a job and what reminds you that you are not young anymore.

Do You Practice 'Saturday Self Care?'

07 Aug 2025

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Marcus and Corey talk about Gen Z using AI to save money and grab great hacks, Saturday self care and the new trend, "Dilly-Dallying."

How Do You Romanticize Your Workout?

06 Aug 2025

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Marcus and Corey discuss the "Coffee Nap," romanticizing your workout and how to keep your kids safe in an AI world.

Do You Ever Forget Why You Walked Into A Room?

05 Aug 2025

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Marcus and Corey discuss wedding etiquette, why you might need brain camp, healthy eating habits and more.

Tips To Keep Your Party From Derailing

04 Aug 2025

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Marcus and Corey tackle Second Date Update, good news and What You Know 'Bout that.

Could You Turn Your Side Hustle Into A Full Time Job?

01 Aug 2025

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Mic Drop MomentsSometimes, life hands you a standing ovation for opening a stubborn jar, and honestly, that’s the kind of energy we need more of. A ...

Why Do We Experience Brain Fog?

31 Jul 2025

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Why We Forget Things...AKA Brain FogMedications - Drugs known to impact memory include (anxiety meds like Xanax and Valium, statins (used to control ...

Smart People Ignore These Phrases During Work Meetings

30 Jul 2025

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Tsunami WarningAfter the earthquake in Russia, we got tsunami warning. We talked about what you should really worry about and what to stay away from.T...