The Weekly Roast - Crazy Crèche Stories
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Welcome back to the weekly roast. How's it going, guys? How the hell are ya? How are your it's high pitched. How are your hearts? And of course, how are your heads? Guys. Michael. Mark. How are we? Very well. How are you? I'm very good. Yeah? Um The latest grift by influencers. Oh. I've noticed. What is it? So just before we start today's show, I think we need to introduce a new segment. Okay. Uh if there's one thing that this podcast needs, it's more convoluted strands away from the main episode. Nevertheless, uh the latest thing that the biggest spoofer that you follow on Instagram, uh influencer, wellness coach, coach spoofer, uh retreat doer, whatever, um they it's a trend, obviously. Right. So they They post a video of themselves in an empty room and they say that they were gonna have an event that night and nobody showed up.
And there's the little saddie music on beneath this. And then they say with the chat GBT status, I wasn't gonna share this. I was humiliated, I was thinking. But then I thought, No, that's power, that's honesty, that's openness, failure's acceptable. And then would you believe everybody comments on the saying, Well, when's the next event so we can support you? And then they do and they sell their tickets. They sell out. Just so people are aware. Yeah. I think we should do something called like uh grifters or something something around infl like is these trends that influencers use for their hikes, their ceremonies, their uh classes, their spoof, whatever. I just think we should we should do more calling out of us.
I agree. So that's the latest script, my friends. If you see somebody with the saddy music and the fake uh oh nobody showed up, it's not true. It's all fake. They it didn't happen to the same biggest wankers that you follow. You shouldn't follow them, nevertheless.
The same biggest wankers.
Nevertheless. Right. It's Monday morning. It is indeed. It's actually Wednesday for the report. Nevertheless. Uh how was
your weekend? No idea. Um Nevertheless. How's your weekend? Lovely. Nice and chill, yeah, kinda
Sorry. No, that's an airbiting stuff. Uh my wife no, no, my poor wife That's rare uh the crescendo of Amanda Knox. And next week we've got Yeah, it's grabbed pretty chills, used the hose, went on Amazon for a while, looked at my missus' Pinterest from the wet, do you know what I mean? Oh brilliant. Uh Amanda Knox wash up. I'm still kind of r getting over it, yeah. How are you feeling? It was amazing. Loved it. I think she's a pioneer. I think she's a genius and I think she'll be remembered as such.
What absurd story does the child tell about seeing a 'beard on her mum's bum'?
Anyway, Michael, forget all of that. My wife's had a nervous bloody breakdown. Oh, what's the sort of thes and not one of the funny ones. Oh Well, do you know what I mean? Not like this I'd say that. No, well you can like, you know what I mean? Jasmine Moon in pensioners or you know Anyway, she had a nervous breakdown yesterday.
A a not funny one. What happened?
An unfunny one. Okay. Uh we she's uh only just stopped crying. In the last twenty four hours I've been more been through more tissues than the summer that Janet Jackson had the nip slip in the Super Bowl. There is a war. My pre internet memo remember.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–3:49
2
What absurd story does the child tell about seeing a 'beard on her mum's bum'?
3:49–5:06
3
How did the influencer 'no‑show' stunt turn into a profitable event?
5:06–14:08
4
What bizarre incident involved a rat performing a Mission‑Impossible‑style jump?
14:08–21:57
5
Why did the dad mistakenly shake a toddler’s leg instead of his ‘Mickey’?
21:57–39:14
6
How did a hamster ball become a dangerous surprise for a dad?
39:14–44:31
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What controversy surrounds the ‘crash app’ text about a child’s lunch?
44:31–47:21