Marty and Michael Fully Actual

We Break Matt’s Heart With A lie Ft. Reese Bros! (Season 5, Episode 35)

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we welcome the Reese Brothers to the podcast to share their travel stories. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are given the chal...

The Night We Can't Remember (Season 5, Episode 34)

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We recount one night we can't remember. Michael gives Matt some insane what if scenarios. Matt reveals his strange way of listening to music during ...

Michael Throws A Mandarin At A Pregnant Lady (Season 5, Episode 33)

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's episode, Michael tells us about how he threw a mandarin at a pregnant lady earlier in the day. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventure...

The Worst Week Of Our Lives (Season 5, Episode 32)

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We reminisce on our time with Bosley (Marty's Dog) We talk about Michael's crazy bux party. Matt gets gifted 1000 stickers. And Our tickets to the ...

Matt Brown Speaks To Love Coach (Season 5, Episode 31)

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's episode, we hire Matt a "love coach" to help guide him through his struggle to find love. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys ...

Matt Gets Poisoned For Love (Season 5, Episode 30)

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's episode, Matt convinces a girl that he has gone to the hospital for mulch poisoning. In this week's "Prank Call," we call a restaurant...

Screaming For Help Prank Call (Season 5, Episode 29)

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We prank a post office by screaming for help while on the phone to them. We announced the date for the podcast live show. Michael cheats during this...

Hot Sauce From Fan Nearly Sends Matt To Hospital (Season 5, Episode 28)

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this weeks episode, we get sent a hot sauce so hot it nearly sends Matt to the hospital. On Matt vs Michael the boys are challenged to see who is ...

We Convince Comedian That Matt Can't Walk! (Season 5, Episode 27)

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's podcast, we welcome comedian Sam Tallent and convince him that Matt can't walk. His reaction is hilarious. In this week's "Matt vs. Mi...

Tribute To Bosley (Season 5, Episode 26)

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast we give our tribute to Bosley (Marty’s dog) We receive one of the creepiest things we’ve ever seen from the P.O box. Th...

Blake Opens Up (Season 5, Episode 25)

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we welcome Blake Melbourne to the podcast. In this week's "Sh*t Talk," Blake tells us about his upcoming plans with social media and his p...

Screaming Lady Disrupts Restaurant (Season 5, Episode 24)

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast, Margaret makes a return for the prank call. Matt convinces a girl to do a dangerous act with him in the tinder segment. In...

Forgotten Bender Stories (Season 5, Episode 23)

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's Tales from Bethlehem, we relive our old bender stories of Michael's past out moments. In this week's episode, Matt has injured his kne...

Banned From Tinder (We're In Trouble) Season 5, Episode 22

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this weeks episode Marty got some scary news while using Matts tinder account. Margaret makes a come back in this weeks prank call, where she comp...

Matt Eats Actual S***! (Season 5 Episode 21)

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's "P.O. Box," we convince Matt to eat fossilised s*** that a fan sent us!. This week we have a very special surprise phone call for Matt...

Matt Reveals a Dark Family Secret (Season 5, Episode 20)

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marty Goes through Matt’s black book where he discovers a dark family secret. In this week's prank call, Marty unveils a new character which leaves...

He Nearly Threw Up! Ft Paulie & Floppa (Season 5, Episode 19)

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We welcome special guests Paulie and Floppa to the podcast, where We convince Floppa to smell Matt’s sacred bottle. He nearly threw up! In this wee...

Matt and Michael have a fight Ft. CrackerMilk (Season 5, Episode 18)

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We get CrackerMilk on the podcast to talk about what would happen if Connor died. In this week's sh*t talk, we find out that Matt is an avid Minecraf...

Jackson O'Doherty Opens Up About His America trip (Season 5, Episode 17)

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Special guest, Jackson O'Doherty, opens up about the crazy sh*t he did in America and the stories of being the MC to Marty's wedding.   In this week'...

Marty's Wild Wedding (Season 5, Episode 16)

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marty got married! In Sh*t Talk, we talk about some of the mischief from the wedding and how Matt Brown started a fight.  Matt Brown’s Little Blac...

Michael Shocks Our Guest With Offensive Dance! Ft. Bianca Zouppas (Season 5, Episode 15)

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Special Guest! Katrina "The Real W*g Wife Of Brisbane" talks her recent comedy show and upcoming movies. We gift the Brown a beautiful new chair... b...

Marty's Bucks Went Too Far (F.T Jashan) - S5 E14

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode we try to form coherent sentences while on a comedown from Marty’s crazy bucks party. We interview Jashan and get a “day in the l...

Matt Finds His Perfect Tinder Girl (Season 5, Episode 13)

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After Matt's unfortunate losing streak in "Matt Vs Michael," Marty graciously gives Matt a upper hand by choosing a topic Matt is all too familiar wit...

Who's The Best At Picking Up Chicks? (Season 5, Episode 12)

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

James joins us live on the podcast! We bring back a fan favourite German Or Gibberish! We have a very special lady come on for Matt vs Michael, wher...

Store Manager Loses It On Prank Call! (Season 5, Episode 11)

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Special Guests: Maitland And Jess come on for a cheeky chat! Matt Vs Michael heats up even further as the boys try to out-spell each other. Will Micha...

Criminal Calls Matt After Tinder Conversation! (Season 5, Episode 10)

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account again for some more extremely hilarious tinder conversations. Will Matt get lucky this week? After ...

We Get Sent The World's Hottest Gummy - Instant Regret! (Season 5, Episode 9)

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

'Matt's Tinder Adventures' is back! We revisit some saucy conversations from last week before chatting to a whole range of future Mrs Brown's. Matt's ...

We Take Over Matt's Tinder! (Season 5, Episode 8)

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We have an absolute cracker of a podcast for you legends with a NEW SEGMENT! Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account and start trying to fi...

An Update On Marty's Health

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we met a little speed bump with Marty's health. Here is a little update for you all and we'll be back bigger and better than ever next wee...

We Strap Our Producer To The Roof Ft. Lacci (Season 5, Episode 7)

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We surprise Matt with his new chair that leaves him “Bouncing” with joy. Both Matt and Michael warm up their vocal cords for a sing off in this ep...

Matt Snuck Into A Female Public Toilet! (Season 5, Episode 6)

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We welcome AFL football legend Jonathan Brown to compete on this weeks Who's The Better Brown which presents high stakes for Matt to try to beat an fa...

We Try To Bring Our Pet Pig To The Movies! (Season 5, Episode 5)

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When Michael doesn't want to do something it 100% confirms that this week's Matt Vs Michael is by far the most awkward yet. Will Michael extend his le...

Matt's Sister Goes Against Matt! (Season 5, Episode 4)

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We welcome Lauren Brown! (AKA Matt's sister) to compete on Who's The Better Brown. They reignite their childhood rivalry as they battle to establish w...

We Surprised Matt Brown With His OnlyFans Crush AGAIN! (Season 5, Episode 3)

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Special guest! Isla O'Doherty surprises Matt Brown again to finally break the ice and help their relationship blossom. In this week's prank call, Dar...

Matt Loses Control During Kissing Competition! Ft.Chestbrah (Season 5, Episode 2)

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Special guest! Said “ChestBrah” Sergeyevich comes to visit and tests his strength by bench pressing the boys! He also has a very interesting react...

The Holidays Nearly Killed Us! (Season 5, Episode 1)

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about our crazy holiday that nearly killed us. Matt and Michael go head to head in the first of the Matt vs Michael segment. The first "Brow...

Our Highmas Special (The Christmas Podcast) (Season 4, Episode 41)

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our Christmas Special is here! With special guest Connor live on the podcast! We talk to Brown and Connor about the live show and some of the strange...

FINALE! Our First EVER Live Show! Ft. Shooter Williamson (Season 4, Episode 40)

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is it! Our first EVER live show! In this episode, we film our podcast in front an audience of 200+ legends! Shooter Williamson comes on as a gues...

Addressing Backlash From Viral Video! (Season 4, Episode 39)

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We address the backlash from our viral speed camera video! We talk about last weekend - one of the messiest nights of our lives! The little black book...

Our Partner's Reveal What It's Like Being With Us! (Season 4, Episode 38)

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Special Guests! Our fiancee's Amber and Mon come to visit live on the podcast. Not Matt obviously. He just sits there looking lonely, aggressively gri...

Most Horrific Story We've Ever Heard! Ft. Blake & Paulie (Season 4, Episode 37)

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We welcome Blake and Paulie from the Uncut Crew and they share the most horrific story we've ever heard... Matt has a live guest for the Bachelor Brow...

Bender Stories From Our Youth! (Season 4, Episode 36)

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON NOVEMBER 11th IN BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA! https://fullyactual.eventbrite.com/ Tickets to our Fully Actual LIVE Podcast are av...

We're Getting Surgery To Swap Our Pinkies! (Season 4, Episode 35)

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We engage in a role-play to test Matt's skills as a supervisor at his day job. The lying segment continues as we make a mate of ours genuinely concern...

Jackson O'Doherty Gets Personal! (Season 4, Episode 34)

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Special Guest! Jackson O'Doherty comes to visit and we talk a lot of sh*t! We organise a super cheeky contestant for Bachelor Brown as his Little Brow...

Someone Attacks Our House, Mid-Podcast! (Season 4, Episode 33)

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We have one of our favourite humans on as a guest! We talk about our mates wedding that Michael almost ruined.  We confront Matt about his claim that...

We Catch Our Mate's Wife Cheating! (Season 4, Episode 32)

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What an episode for you rings! We continue to discuss the name of our new house. Marty's diary reveals what happened when he lost his school hat. Matt...

We're Doing A Live-Show! (Season 4, Episode 31)

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Brown's Little Black Book is BACK! And grosser than ever. Michael lists reveals his list of movies that, according to him, no one should like! An...

Australian Government Intercepts Poo Sent By Fans! (Season 4, Episode 30)

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What an episode we have for you ringworms! It's Episode 30 so that means a new chair for the brown! This chair was sent all the way from some legend l...

We Show Our A**hole to the Misfit Minds Boys (Season 4, Episode 29)

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We welcome the Misfit Minds boys and have them spin a beautiful lie to Lacci. The screaming segment is beautiful yet again as we have a very confused ...

We Have Lost all of our Friend's Trust (Season 4, Episode 28)

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we have another great lie for Lacci! Will he fall for it again? In the prank call, our favourite yobbo, Darren, applies for work after jus...

Convinced Lacci His Car Is Stolen! (Season 4, Episode 27)

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We Lie To Lacci about his beloved car being stolen and Matthew Brown talks to a potential have that lives just around the corner! Also enjoy the long ...

Surprising Our Producer With His Favourite OnlyFans Crush! (Season 4, Episode 26)

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What an action packed episode! We have an edge of your seat 'Lie To Lacci' segment as we organise someone VERY close to him to deceive him deeply. We ...

We Got A Stripper For Bachelor Brown! (Season 4, Episode 25)

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We surprise Matt with one of the sexiest strippers in Brisbane! His reaction is very entertaining. The Lie to Lacci segment continues to get more intr...

We've Been Evicted From Our Home (Season 4, Episode 24)

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What an episode we have for you! The Little Black Book details Matt Brown's attack to become his family's primary haver... It's a very dark tale. The ...

Michael Peed On A Sleeping Family (Season 4, Episode 23)

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We recruit Julian to 'Lie To Lacci' in a segment that is getting more and more complicated. Before hearing another disgusting instalment of Matt Brown...

Jayden and Austen Tell Us Their Craziest Party Stories (Season 4, Episode 22)

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Special guests! Jayden and Austen from the Uncut Crew. We hear about some of their crazy party stories and we ask/force them to lie to Lacci for us wi...

Michael Has Big News! (Season 4, Episode 21)

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Michael has some news that he refused to share with the boys until they were live on the podcast! Also, Marty fills everyone in about his gastro week ...

Playing With Michael's Mucus (Season 4, Episode 20)

04 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bachelor Brown meets a new contestant that promises a sensual kiss on the first date! As long as his hygiene is up to scratch... Which is ironic consi...

Calling KFC and Screaming As Loudly As We Can!

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What a stunning episode. We're all a bit down after Marty's engagement party on the weekend. Bachelor Brown returns and Matt even touched her butt dur...

We Got Sent Marty's Worst Fear - A Used Tampon (Season 4, Episode 18)

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marty's farts are back! But... the boy's partners are in the room and farting in front of the girls feels weird. Pardon? You're right. We'll do it any...

We Got Sent the Most DISGUSTING Thing We've EVER Been Sent! (Season 4, Episode 17)

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What an episode we have for you Rings! We hear a Little Black Book entry that may just be the most shocking yet! Then Mr Brown's emotions are thrown ...

We're Making A Musical! (Season 4, Episode 16)

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lots of laughs on this week’s episode! A familiar face pops up to wreak havoc in this week’s Little Black Book episode and Matt works on a future...

Making A Guy Lose It In Our Prank Call! (Season 4, Episode 15)

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Absolute classic episode for you legends this week! Arnold Feine returns for the prank call and his antics lead to a pretty beautiful episode of ange...

Trying To Do The Podcast While We're Infected (Season 4, Episode 14)

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast, we lie to Lacci and Jackson falls for it too. We get an update about the c** bottle and also keep trying to convince Matt t...

We Set Our Producer Up With A Guy (Season 4, Episode 13)

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What a beautiful episode. Matt Brown's Black Book takes a turn for the worse as he reveals trouble with police. Then a first, for Bachelor Brown we tr...

A Fan Confesses Her Love For Our Producer (Season 4, Episode 12)

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hello there. What a lovely episode we have for you. Michael forces Matthew Gregory Brown to reveal how much we would have to pay him to do a range of ...

Our Girlfriends Watch The Podcast For The First Time! (Season 4, Episode 11)

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week's episode is so full of romance! The boy's girlfriends both come to watch the podcast live in the rat den. Bachelor Brown meets another con...

We Eat A Tarantula! (Season 4, Episode 10)

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our sweet Julian comes on to tell us stories of his cheeky Thailand trip. Also, one of our best PO Box openings to date - we get sent a bunch of insec...

Michael Opens Up About His Religion (Season 4, Episode 9)

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Michael reveals a highlight from his holiday that includes a highly disrespectful act towards a duck. In "On This Day", Matt Brown finds an alarming f...

We're on vacation! (Season 4, Episode 8)

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the most exciting segment of Bachelor Brown yet, Matt gives us an insight into a cheeky DATE he went on with one of the contestants! But just as hi...

Matt Brown Is In Love.

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Brown talks about how bachelor brown segment is working and he's speaking to one of the ladies. We continue to give Matt the advice and help he n...

Our Most Disturbing Video Yet... (Season 4, Episode 6)

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our producer takes another leap of faith with his love life, where it looks like it might be his most eligible match yet! The little black book reveal...

Our Producer's Crazy One Night Stand With A Grandma (Season 4, Episode 5)

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marty discusses the ingredients of his magic "love" medicine and the boys revisit the most messed up video they've ever done. Matt Brown bumbles his w...

Marty's Test Results... (Season 4, Episode 4)

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys celebrate Matthew Gregory Brown's birthday by giving him a new podcast chair and one other cheeky but useful gift. Bachelor Brown has an even...

UPDATE! (Podcast Back Next Week)

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey guys, just a quick update video. We couldn't film last week as Marty was wearing 24 hour blood pressure monitors etc. We've had results from some ...

We're Flying Three Viewers To Meet Us (Season 4, Episode 3)

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our producer, Bachelor Brown, almost ruins another chance for love! We read another entry of Matt's Little Black book and it is truly, truly horrifyin...

Bachelor Brown Speaks To His First Date!

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matthew Gregory Brown has a phone date with a secret admirer, Michael suffers the effects of bong break and Darren calls McDonalds with a strange requ...

We're Fully Back and Actually Even Better (Somehow?)

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're back for our best season yet. We have a new set, new segments, multiple angles, and the Brown is on screen now. We talk about our stories from o...

Christmas Special and There's A Fire!

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our first ever Christmas special and wow its good. Like I know we're awesome, but this episode is perfection. There's a fire, we give each other secre...

Season Finale With Brandon Novak!

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the season finale! What a banger episode - we get Brandon Novak from Jackass on, as well as multiple prank calls. The diary entries also reach th...

We Went To Jackson O'Doherty's Crazy Party

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What an episode! We talk about our weekend at Jackson's crazy party, we talk about our trips to the hospital last week, and heaps of other great thing...

PO Box Reveals A Potential Stalker

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

One of our favourite episodes. Diary entries are reaching a peak, on this day is back, and we answer some great questions. Then we get some concerning...

Tourettes Prank Call

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

First of all, sorry about the audio in the first 5 mins and last 10 mins of the podcast. We made a mistake and we're sorry. Sorry? Anyway, other than ...

Our 12 Month Reach Restriction Is Over On Facebook!

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our year long reach restriction on Facebook has finally ended, and we're very happy about it. Also Matt Brown thinks that this episodes prank call is ...

Marty Get A Job At Bunnings

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What a beautiful episode. We answer some hard hitting questions, we play some amazing farts sent in by you guys, and Marty attempts to get a job at Bu...

We're Too Scared To Open Our Mail Now

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Huge episode where we answer some hard hitting fan questions, listen to your farts, and then get sent some more messed up stuff in the PO Box. Then we...

We Take Laxatives and Instantly Regret It

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt's diary entries become increasingly volatile, and we talk about how we had laxatives earlier in the day for a video. There's also a really cute p...

Send In Your Farts

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We want you to record, and send in your fart audio to our instagram ok? This is a great episode, except that Julian is obsessed with Pokemon and Fortn...

We Started An OnlyFans

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We finally did it, we started an onlyfans for our beautiful podcast. It's called "FullyActual." We also answer some hard hitting questions, and do a r...

We Explain Everything (Some of our best work)

06 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Man we are on fire this episode. We get asked some great questions where we give really funny answers to, and you guys send it some crazy secrets, the...

Trying To Get A Happy Ending Prank Call

30 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Wow, what a beautiful episode. There's some great questions, a wild fan secret, some intense diary entries, and a prank call where I call massage ther...

We Meet Matt Brown's Twin Brother

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week our producer's twin brother, Questin, comes on. He's weird, but he explains why. We also prank call Marty's fiancé. Plus heaps of other fun...

Marty's Gas Is Back!

16 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Marty's gas is back... its full gas! Our secrets segment is back, and we got a cheeky prank call with Arnold Feine. Learn more about your ad...

Marty Soils Himself and We Get More Human Parts Sent To Us

09 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a strange episode this one. I accidentally poo while farting but we can't show much of it because our videos have started getting age restricted ...

Someone Sent Us Human Teeth...

02 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Yeah that's right, someone sent us human teeth. Segment name changes are back and things get weird. We also prank call a clothes store and insinuate t...

Revealing A Secret We've Been Keeping From The Public

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What an incredible episode. We reveal a long kept secret, as well as some really intense diary entries from Matthew Brown, and we prank call an adult ...

Asking Cleaning Company To Clean Up Murder Scene

19 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What a lovely episode! Michael has decided that if this podcast gets 3000 likes, he will have a shot of the golly bottle next podcast. We talk about M...

Marty's Fiancé Makes a Guest Appearance

12 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Marty explains how difficult it was to organise his proposal and we interview Marty's fiancé about life with Marty. She was very nervous t...

Farting Into A Megaphone (It Works)

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we fart into a megaphone, and it fully works. The questions we get asked also remind us of some old stories, and there's Arnold Feine prank ...

Our 100th Episode (Interview With Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez)

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This is our 100th episode! It's got everything - diary entries, Arnold Feine Prank call, and an interview with Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez because he...