Marty and Michael Fully Actual

Prank Calling A Prostitute!

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we do some crazy things hey... like it's just nuts. We attempt to prank call a sex worker and we also do some other things. Look I'm gonna b...

Michael Wants Julians Mum

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Michael talks about how much he wants to make love to Julian's mother after meeting her, and Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more...

Playing Harmonica With Fart

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more extreme so we give him a really cool present. We attempt to play a harmonica with fart, and Arnold Fei...

A Serial Killer Sends Us A Creepy Letter

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we find our editor Julian's diary and read it out. We also get sent this weird letter in our PO Box and then I try and find a babysitter for...

Michael Actually Sh*ts His Pants and Makes Jackson O'Doherty Leave

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What a wild episode this one is. It's got everything. Jackson O'Doherty comes on as a guest, then Michael shits his pants, then we get sent foot skin ...

How We Used To Prank Our Parents

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're a bit sick, but not a bad episode. We talk about how we used to prank our parents, decide on a new HUNT goal, message Schappelle Corby...

Calling A Therapist Prank Call!

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What a lovely episode this one is. We had to cut a lot of stuff out of this one we went a bit too dark. Matt Brown's diary entries continue to give us...

Michael Attempts To Poo His Pants

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What an episode! Michael attempts to poo his pants, and we come up with a theory on how to end world hunger. Then we prank call a pharmacy to try and ...

Shane Warne Responded To Us!

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Shane Warne responds to us checking if he can still spin. We also talk about our issues with Tennis Australia, and get in a very abusive prank call. E...

Fart... Lots of Fart

19 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Marty saves his farts, and releases them throughout the podcast while trying to play the flute. It's pretty disgusting so yeah, sorry about ...

Someone Literally Sent Us Cum...

12 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, you read that correctly, someone sent us cum in the mail, and a ripped off toe nail. Michael also breaks the microphone and Matt Brown admits to ...

That Time We Got Bashed... Again

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss the time we got bashed and Michael couldn't eat for 2 months. Plus PO Un-boxing, German segment, and heaps of other things as wel...

Julian Tells A Disgusting Child Hood Story!

29 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Julian tells a horrific child hood story, and we prank call a guy and demand sexual favours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...

Happy To Angry Prank Call!

22 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Matt accidentally adds one of his diary entries to the on this days, and our followers send in some very concerning crimes they have committ...

Worst Crimes Our Followers Have Committed!

15 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we answer some hard hitting questions including what Marty would do without Michael, then we read some of the worst crimes our followers ha...

Matt's Birthday Podcast PLUS THE HUNT is SUCCESSFUL!

08 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It just so happens that today is Matt Brown's birthday, plus, our segment "The Hunt" is successful and we get a video from Andy from Hamish and Andy! ...

Attempting To Play Recorder With Fart... Yuck

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we attempt to play the recorder while farting... as well as the good old German sayings segment and a great little prank call. It's full hot...

The German Segment Is Taking Over!

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we update you guys on our progress in proving whether Hamish and Andy are holograms, as well as more of the famed "German Segment." We also ...

We're BACK! And Sooo Silly!

15 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are finally back for season 3! We talk about our time off over the holidays, as well as talk about all the exciting stuff we have planned for 2021....

Season 2 FINAL! Ft. Jackson O'Doherty

21 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Its our season finale! It's a jam packed episode where we get our good mates Jackson O'Doherty and Lacci on for a chat, as well as eat some of the hot...

Our Day in Court!

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about our day in court, as well as a great podcast in general, we push the butcher to the very limits in this weeks prank call. Learn more abo...

Screaming Friendly Guy Prank Call

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we answer some hard hitting questions, Michael gets hair under his foreskin, and then we do a really good prank call... like seriously. It's...

That Time We Went To Jake Paul's House

30 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about some pretty messed up stuff... I don't really want to go into it because I feel a bit sick that we spoke about it but yeah, en...

Playing With Michael's Chest Clits

23 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have a bit of a whinge about social media, and then we turn into disgusting animals and start fighting and throwing faeces at Matt. We al...

Selling Pigs To A Butcher Prank Call

16 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we answer some great questions, talk about old brawls, and finish the episode off with a great prank call. Learn more about your ad choices....

We Say Sentences That No One Has EVER Said Before!

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Matt's kidney stones, plus we try a new segment where we say sentences that have never ever been said by another human before....

How To Kick A Goal at the AFL Grand Final in Detail

02 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We go into great detail about the stunt we pulled at the 202 AFL Grand Final Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Has Haemorrhoids (AFL Podcast Is Out Next Week)

26 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey guys, a few of you are probably expecting us to mention the AFL pitch invading but we recorded this podcast last Tuesday so the AFL podcast will b...

Facebook Hates Us and We Have a New "Secrets" Segment!

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Facebook doesn't want us on their platform anymore, and we introduce our new segment "secrets" where you guys send in your secrets and we read them. W...

We Super Glued Our Noses Together and We Prank Call Our Editor!

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we superglue our noses together, and we prank call Julian Telling him the RSPCA is after him. It's pretty awesome. Learn more about your ad ...

Michael Broke His Rib

05 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Michael's broken rib, Julian tries to tell us a story but it ends up being way too fucked up, and we get a cool PO Box present...

WE'RE BACK YOU RINGS!

28 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're back you ringworms. We talk about our month off, and wow we have a crazy PO Box opening and the cringiest prank call we've done in a while. Lear...

PODCAST UPDATE!

24 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey guys - unfortunately we are taking a few weeks off of filming and taking a small break. We're very exhausted and its affecting our health. We love...

Michael Got Bashed As A Kid!

17 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What a podcast this week you lucky ducks! Michael reveals a story Marty didn't know, and we have one of our best ever prank calls. Its fully actual. E...

Marty Superglues Michael's Hand Together!

10 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Matt finds us some incredible "on this day' facts, then I manage to trick Michael into supergluing his hands together. Plus the prank call i...

Michael On P*ssing the Bed, and Thumb Tack High Five!

03 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss embarrassing things like pissing the bed, and we have a thumb tack high five as well as a cute little prank call on Dominos. Enjo...

Why We Hate Our Neighbour!

27 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss why we hate our neighbour and why we have to move house, plus stories from our travels, near death experiences, and a really shit...

Matt Says "THREE" Heaps

20 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week the "on this day" segment has some crazy information, and we get sent some cool stuff in our PO Box. Then we prank call Dominos and look I'm...

We Got Sent Even Hotter Chilli Sauce!

13 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we get sent some of the hottest chilli sauce I've ever tasted, and Michael attempts to taste sound by putting an airhorn into his mouth. Th...

Marty Does a Poo and We Squeeze Limes Juice in our Eyes.

06 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey mate how are you? That's good. I'm well. Anyway, this week Marty accidentally poo's on Michael while trying to make a funny fart, and then we sque...

Good Old Dominos Prank Call and Michael Gets Electrocuted!

29 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Matt tries to redeem himself with the "on this day" segment, and Michael electrocutes himself at stunt time! We also do a good old prank cal...

We had to SCREAM at Matt Plus an Amazing PO Box!

22 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What an awesome episode! Apart from Matt Brown - we fully had to yell at him. One of our favourite PO Boxes yet but we can't legally say what we got s...

Bit Too High this Episode... Such a Weird Prank Call Too!

15 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We got pretty damn stoned for this episode and sort of lost track of time. It's a bit shorter than usual and we sort of lose control at the beginning....

Michael Gets Shot By A Marble!

08 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we get a bit side tracked and answer heaps of questions. Then I shoot Michael in the hand with a marble and then we get 4 failed prank calls...

We're a Bit Sick and We Do a Good Old Dominos Prank Call!

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're a bit bloody sick this week so we're a bit flat but it's still an awesome podcast ok? We snort pepper, and do a good old dominos prank call it w...

FaceTiming Jackson O'Doherty and Some HOT HOT Sauce!

25 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey rings. This week we FaceTime our mate Jackson O'Doherty and we get sent some of the hottest hot sauce we've ever experienced in our PO Box. There'...

Worst PO Box Gift EVER!

18 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What an episode... we answer some hard hitting question, then we play Russian roulette with our gel blaster and get sent the most horrific thing ever ...

We Destroy Our Green Screen... very silly

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We had a few cheeky wines... a few too many I think. We destroyed our green screen and do a ripper prank call. OK? Learn more about your ad choices. V...

Michael Gets Shot!

04 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Marty shoots Michael for stunt time, then they prank call some poor guy who can't remember his night out on the town. We are Gods of podcast...

Crazy Stunt Time!

27 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we get something cute in the PO Box, Michael does a crazy stunt time stunt - and of course there's a really cute prank call. We are the fuck...

Michael Drinks Urine... Sorry

20 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Episode 10 this week and we have a very cheeky episode for you. Theres some urine drinking, as well as a beautiful prank call. Other than that there's...

Michael Juggles a Cactus and Another Great Prank Call.

13 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We are so fucking good at podcasts... anyway this episode Michael juggles a cactus and we prank call a guy over some noise complaints. Learn more abou...

Angry McDonalds Manager Prank Call!

06 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What a beautiful episode. Michael accidentally stabs himself, I spray him with glen 20, then we prank call a guy pretending to be an annoyed McDonalds...

We Got Sent Drugs!?

30 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Just a normal hilarious episode where we do a little science experiment, answer some cool questions, then consume some drugs that someone sent us. Lea...

Prank Called The Sh*t Out Of Him.

23 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Another awesome episode... we've done it again. Lots of great questions and a great prank call. Stay safe everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. ...

Few Too Many Beers Podcast

16 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I can't really remember what we talk about during this podcast but we had had a fair few drinks so yeah, enjoy hey. The prank call is also pretty hila...

Dog Abuser Prank Call!

09 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we answer questions, send some weird DM's to celebrities, and prank call a mother and tell her her neighbours have made some disturbing clai...

Just A Really Funny Episode

02 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks episode is just an all round funny episode. We do some science, we answer some questions, and we have a cute little prank call where we pre...

We Nearly Destroyed A Friendship Prank Call!

24 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we get our mate and fellow influencer Mad Man Brad on! Things are all going smoothly until we prank call one of Brad's best mates and tell h...

Season 2 Episode 1!!! We're Back!

17 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is our first episode of season 2!!! We talk about our time off over Christmas, as well as PO Box Un-boxing and, a brand new science experiment se...

Season Finale!!!

09 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's our season finale for season 1 - we get sent heaps of stuff via our PO Box and get one last super weird prank call in there. Enjoy! We will be ba...

Some One Sent Us Human Shit!

02 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Yes that's right, someone sent human shit to our PO Box. Thank you... Also this is our second last episode for the season! We will be back better than...

That Time We Got Chased!

25 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about how we came across a drunk dude on a beach and he ended up chasing us - as well as a short but funny prank call and some other...

Special Guest Maitland Hanley!

19 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we get special guest - social media influencer Maitland Hanley on to talk about his life before social media and now... and to be honest the...

Our First PO Box and Julian Woods Guest.

11 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we get guest Julian Woods on the podcast... I know you probably haven't heard of him but he's a friend/filmer for Jackson and has some funny...

Anal Stories and Dad Joke Prank Call!

04 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about some gross sex stories and also prank call Dominos by constantly making dad jokes throughout the order. It's pretty cringe but...

Special Guest Justin Ryan!

28 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we get controversial social media personality Justin Ryan on the show to ask him about his content. It's a pretty awesome episode. Learn mor...

Throw Human Shit At Judge Judy's Back

21 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everyone, throw human shit at Judge Judy's back OK? And there's a story and a prank call too... sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

Cock Blocking Our Mates!

14 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we tell some cheeky stories about how we used to cock block our mates and Marty also does a prank call where we pretends to be allergic to e...

Wild Camping Stories!

08 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about some of the crazy things we've done while camping and Marty prank calls Dominos and cannot stop talking about himself. It's so...

Drunk Prank Call and Matt Brown Special Guest!

30 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we finally get Matt Brown on as a guest and Marty pretends to be drunk as he orders pizza from Dominos. It's the best - you're welcome. Lear...

Our Worst Podcast EVER!

23 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This podcast is so shit. We were really flat, tired, and sick with no energy. This is just something that happens when you make weekly podcasts... som...

Michael's "Boyfriend" Special Guest!

16 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we get a very special guest on. He's filmed for the biggest names in social media and he's also dating Michael! For the prank call Marty ju...

Our Craziest Ghost Stories!

09 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about our craziest real life ghost stories, as well as a prank call where Marty sets up a meeting at dominos with a health and safet...

Michael's First Time Pissing Himself

03 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we tell the story of the first time Michael drank so much that he passed out and pissed himself. We also do a prank call where Marty swears ...

Jackson O'Doherty Special Guest Episode!

27 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we finally get our very good friend Jackson O'Doherty on to talk about some really gross stuff and we also do a super funny prank call where...

Aggressively Disagreeing With Dominos Employee Prank Call

21 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we get our friend and fellow content creator Nigel Munt on the show to talk about his life after social media, as well as one of our best pr...

Michael Gives Himself a Money Shot?

12 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the time Michael gave himself a money shot to shock some people, and we also re-do the turning into a cat prank call. Learn mo...

Trying To Sell Drugs To Dominos Employee Prank Call!

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the time we did pingers for the first time and we also try and sell drugs to the dominos employee in one of our cheekiest pran...

The Crazy Stuff We Used To Do At Parties!

29 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about all the crazy things we used to do at parties when we were younger, and we do a pretty offensive prank call... sorry. Learn mo...

Michael's Unique Party Tricks and Flirting With Domino's Employees!

23 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Michael's unique "party tricks" and Marty tries to set up a date with the Dominos employee taking his order. Learn more about ...

Our First Guest On The Show!

15 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have our first guest on the show - Conor from the YouTube channel Crackermilk! Then we pretend to be a really arrogant influencer in the ...

Calling In Sick To Work Prank Call!

08 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss many things including our behaviour when we used to be tennis coaches full time. We also prank call dominos pretending to be an e...

Tourettes Prank Call!

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about our favourite brawl that we've been involved in as well as we do a prank call where Marty pretends to have Tourettes... hilari...

Our Most Insane Story EVER!

26 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we tell our most insane story yet... we seriously thought about not even uploading it. It's pretty messed up. We also do a prank call where ...

Turning Into A DOG Prank Call!

17 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we tell the story of how we used to pretend to be a famous band to get girls when we were younger, and we pretend to turn into a dog during ...

The Time We Got Naked In Public In Barcelona

10 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we tell the story of how there's a legal loophole in Barcelona which allows you to get naked in public legally. We also do a funny prank cal...

Playing Porn Super Loud Prank Call!

03 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we tell the story of how we got driven home by a drunk drug dealer, and we make a prank call while playing porn incredibly loudly. Learn mor...

Messed Up Childhood Stories

27 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about how we were as kids and some messed up stories from our childhood, as well as Marty abusing Michael while he tries to order fo...

Our Worst Holiday Ever!

20 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week to talk about our super bad holiday in Bali, we answer some more questions from fans and of course we prank call a new pizza place and it ge...

The Time Michael Got Marty Arrested

14 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we answer some really common fan questions, as well as tell the story of the time Michael got Marty arrested... oh and the prank call this w...

When Marty and Michael First Got Drunk Together

06 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about our previous week, as well as tell the story of Michael's drinking initiation when he met Marty's friends. Also another prank call but I...

We got demonetised and now we're poor again...

29 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about how we got demonetised as well as talking about becoming famous when we were little... then one of the weirdest prank calls ever! Learn ...

Why we HATE DJ's!

22 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we accidentally smoked weed right before we started recording the podcast but we get through some Q&A questions, talk about our recent club...

We took over a Thai Strip show.

15 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In episode 6 we have abandoned the comment reading and start answering questions from our fans. We also talk about the time we got naked in Thailand a...

Turning Into Cat Prank Call

08 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we talk about some of our more disgusting stories involving urine, as well as get passionate about some news headlines and then Marty tur...

We watched a man die!

01 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we go through some more comments, tell an old travel story where we saw a man get shot, then prank call dominos while eating really crunchy ...

That time we got arrested!

27 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about the week just gone - share our story of how we got arrested while abroad, and of course another pranks call! Learn more about your ad ch...

We Found A Raped Man.

19 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we read some more comments, tell our crazy story of finding a raped man, react to some news headlines and prank call our old boss! Lea...

Our first ever podcast!

07 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about our time over the holidays, read comments on our videos, talk about a crazy story and include a cheeky prank call to end the episode. Le...