Ep 533 - Log Cabin (feat. Jeff Dye & Lemaire Lee)
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What are the benefits of standing podcasts?
And we're live. Jeff Dye, thank you for joining the podcast. Thanks for having me. Dude, I'm telling you, standing podcasts are the future. This is it. Enough of the sitting. Enough sitting and talking. I think it's just podcasters are getting lazy. I agree. Podcasts are more important than ever, dude. After this election. Nailed it.
Also, most of us are stand-up comics.
That's what I'm saying.
Standing. Yeah, dude.
Do you rock the stool at all on stage? Never. Me either, bro.
You know what that stool is? It's a tiny fucking table for my drink and set list. That's all that is.
It's not a seat.
Make it a table.
I agree. I think it is. Some people like the stool. Some people like the stool. I could never. I couldn't even. Some people love the stool. Some people love the stool. But I couldn't imagine sitting like that, you know? It also seems so arrogant when a comic sits down. Yeah. But it can play. It can play well.
I've lectured a few young comics. I'm going, what are you doing? Get your fucking ass off there. What are you doing? Talk about jerking off and you're sitting?
It's true. If you're a fat black guy, for some reason, it's just like it kind of works. Right. Sit on the stool. You also have a towel.
Patrice waited 20 years before he sat on the fucking stool.
True, true. It is a pretty nuts move. Are you guys telling me to stand up?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, we just do. That was just you're just being that seemed like we were just projecting on it.
No, you were these fat black guys always.
You're doing a good service for us right now. We usually have a third podium, but we already established all everything. And I'm like, it killed him. He wanted to be standing with us.
I love it. Well, also, what do you think about these becoming a part of stand-up comedy?
You might introduce that. How nice would this be? It's clear. You can still see what's going on. You can have all your stuff. I'll throw a laptop under here sometimes. I can just access all my stuff.
And think about how poignant it would be to walk out in front of the podium now. It'd be very important. Yeah, man.
Oh, yeah.
How does humor play a role in political discussions?
You're like, I have something to say.
They can still see you.
I can be like, and then I'm fucking my wife, and they can see.
Also, I never know what to do with my other hands. I know that's a Will Ferrell thing. Like, what do I do with my hands? But have you noticed, like, Even your boy, it's like he's always on the thing. Like I do it behind my back that I hate. I hate that I do that. Like you're a magician. I hate that I do that. I'll sleep in this with myself like, I fucking suck. Why am I doing this? I've been doing this long enough. I should know what to do with this hand.
Yeah. I do. For a while, I stopped doing stand-up for a while and I came back and I noticed I was aping the double hand. Oh, for sure. So then I used to have like a power like PC principle, just one hand right here. And I've gotten back to that, where one hand's by my side, and I just kind of move around with this hand.
Yeah, I hate the pocket. I did it recently. I think I did it on Sunday, and I go, what am I doing? I immediately took it out. Rogan holds the mic. Hate it. I think Rogan holds the mic the worst. Like a snow cone? Yeah. You go, what are we doing? The bottom, the very bottom. Yeah, like on the actual cable.
I'm scared to touch that part of the microphone.
What is the Log Cabin Republican movement?
Yeah, I know.
That's the connection. Yep, I choke up right around. I guess it's called the head of the microphone.
Oh, you do the head. The glands, yeah. That's the Eliza Schlesinger. she's like a hip-hop artist you go what are you doing no i i just hold it right in the middle dude right in the grip and i just keep it right here and i talk the entire time yeah i've tried to do like mike in the mic stand kind of talk that's tough too i start fucking with the stand and then yeah it's like i do the two i've done the two hands most of my career i think gillis is ruining it for us because now everyone now everyone goes oh he's doing gillis he goes i'm just
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the benefits of standing podcasts?
0:02–1:46
2
How does humor play a role in political discussions?
1:46–2:47
3
What is the Log Cabin Republican movement?
2:47–6:41
4
How do comedians navigate political correctness?
6:41–9:25
5
What are the challenges of flying with the modern airline system?
9:25–14:23
6
How do people react to being called out in public spaces?
14:23–21:32
7
What are the differences between Disneyland and Disney World?
21:32–24:22
8
How do comedians handle personal experiences on stage?
24:22–1:36:00