Dead Stop

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Trevor Henderson 0:00
Hey everyone, it's Trevor Henderson, artist and creator of Mayfair Watcher Society. Thanks for returning to Mayfair for season three. Up next, a short ad break and then this week's episode.
Marshall 0:14
Another murder today in the town maybe serious with just your word. Hello, my little child.
Unknown 0:21
We we are the watchers, observers being strange, power, even occult. Spiritual, the mystical, and magical into the horrifying, into the harmless secrets. The unseen world. The unprepared world. Appalling and gruesome.
Killian 0:40
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
Unknown 0:42
Welcome to the Maypair Watch. So I'm not making this up. Did not think you were. I know, I know. This is what they're saying on the news. Literally right now. This marks the third significant infrastructural failure event in as many days. Citizens of Mayfair are advised to remain home if at all possible, although it's been reported that many are considering vacating at least temporarily in the near future. With more than a little bit of a little bit of a Yeah. Now, I know I'm already paying rent out here and it'll be hard to get out of my lease. No, fuck that. Come up here, stay with us. Bring Nerf. If you don't bring Nerf, you're not allowed to come. I love you. Nerf loves you. Nerf, sweet baby. Thank you for not making me feel like I'm crazy.
Unknown 1:32
Duh, I got you. Don't be stupid. Get the hell out of there. This is why you're my favorite. Yes. Glad to still know I rank above mom and dad. They're They're fine. And Okay. So I hate to do this 'cause I know it's a massive inconvenience. Chrissy can come too. We'll be packed in like sardines, but we can make it work. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Um Do you need to check with Will? Will loves you, he'll be fine. If he was the kind of guy who'd be against family staying over, I'd have never married him. Plus the little gremlins will be thrilled to have their auntie around. Does Chrissy like kids? Uh We haven't talked a ton about kids. So fair, so fair. You're both so so young. This is not me pulling a mom and trying to convince you to populate the world with a thousand tiny baby Isas.
Unknown 2:28
I appreciate it. Is it cool for there and like? A couple days? Dude, jump ship. Come out here as soon as you can. Tell Chrissy I can't wait to meet her in real life. You'll love her. Okay. I'll let her know and we'll be on our way soon. Love you love you, East. Kiss nerfy boy for me.
Sarah 2:48
Marshall MARSHAL!
Riley 2:52
He's got headphones in.
Sarah 2:54
He knows we're leaving now. I'll
Riley 2:56
text
Sarah 2:56
him. Text when I call he should Finally, we were supposed to leave ten minutes ago.
Riley 3:05
He can't hear you? What? Headphones. He can't hear you.
Sarah 3:11
Oh.
Riley 3:12
You're late. What?
Sarah 3:15
You're late. You're lame! Kids, Marshall, take out your headphones. I'm gonna lose! I need this around! Yes, yes, so you can one-trap the enemies. One tap! How am I the nerd? I want the two of you on your best behavior this trip, all right? Grandma and Grandpa are being very generous in letting us stay with them, and we don't want to make them
Riley 3:37
regret it.
Sarah 3:38
Uncomfortable. We don't want to make them uncomfortable. Marshall
Unknown 3:44
I lost Stop Stop laughing and stop
Sarah 3:49
filming me Mom
Unknown 3:50
tell
Sarah 3:50
her stop filming me if you can have your switch she can have her camera But if you two keep fighting no one gets anything, is that clear?
Marshall 4:03
Okay.
Sarah 4:05
Everyone buckled in.
Unknown 4:07
Yep. Great. Thank you for all of the flowers. We love the flowers. Say thank you, Chair.
Killian 4:19
Thanks.
Unknown 4:19
Say thank you, Killian.
Killian 4:21
Thank you, Killian.
Unknown 4:22
Ugh! Yeah. OH MY GOD! KILL! Are you okay?
Killian 4:31
Yeah. I'm fine.
Unknown 4:33
One
Killian 4:33
sec. You guys okay?
Unknown 4:35
Solid. We're fine.
Killian 4:38
What happened? Room.
Unknown 4:40
You're driving? You should know? Sorry, I just looked at my phone for we smashed into the ugly ass car after it swerved into the mom van. Oh my god. A mom is getting out of the mom van. This cannot be real.
Killian 4:54
Fuck. Yeah, we might be here for a minute.
Unknown 4:57
She's pissed. You're
Killian 4:58
streaming this?
Unknown 4:59
I mean, yeah, should I stop?
Killian 5:02
Let's get closer. Have a baby in the car. Not my fault you got knocked up, lady.
Sarah 5:10
It is your fault that you swerved right into it.
Killian 5:12
Ugh, you're fine. Look at my car. My car is dented! Dent it! How are you gonna fix this?
Sarah 5:20
Dented! Look what you did to the The airbags are
Killian 5:25
Oh and uh I couldn't have swerved into you. Cause my car is self-driving.

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