M+G Readings

The Disappearances of M&G Readings

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

BTC: https://open.spotify.com/episode/2Fu0sa6lhCSZdEmQUsrrsG?si=f647d101a10843fd

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 38

02 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

UPDATE: MY INSTAGRAM HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED DUE TO MY HATRED OF SOCIAL MEDIA. NOT ANYTHING ELSE, I'M GOOD AND ALIVE, JUST BEEN REBUILDING MY LIFE. &...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 37 - Part 2

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

gallbladder time, be back soon as I can x Me @ Hermione "YES QUEEN, GO OFF" 👏👏👏Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performa...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 37 - Part 1

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yeah, THAT particular moment absolutely creased me on my first read, there was no way I was able to deliver that with a straight face. 🤣Disclaimer:...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 36 - Part 2

20 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to?"🎵 I suppose not, no. Enjoy! I wasn't expecting to get this done so quickly but here we...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 36 - Part 1

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Love you all ❤ I'll upload when I can for now. (Part 2 coming in a few days)Thanks again to the Arthur Archives ;) for voicing Arthur! And mysel...

An Overdue Update

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's nothing bad I promise!Rated E because of my swears 🤣

The Voyeurs Wink by allofthelights11

27 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer; I was not well at all recording this but it was part of the Dramione Summer Vacation Collab Collection 2025, and I'm stubborn as an ox...

Why Voldy Doesn't March Up to People's Doors, by AsILayDying

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I came across this fic randomly and it made me snort juice up my nose and ruined my keyboard, hope you enjoy! I'm still ill and will be for a long...

Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 5 - END

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

🤗 "And if you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment the podficcers heart breaks in half!" Thanks so much for listening and rememb...

Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 4

08 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a bit late because I was in A&E with suspected gallstones last week and then rotted on Mario Kart while recovering from a flare up.😅 O...

Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 3

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Biiiig thank you to @Lispodfics for voicing Jean Granger and not taking offence when I said she was the perfect middle class mum 😂TW: mentions of i...

Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 2

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Early upload because I'm busy this weekend! Apologies I recorded this the day after an adjustment so sharp F's and S's make a return.Thanks so much to...

Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 1

18 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this not a HEA!Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chap...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 35

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks again to the Arthur Archives ;) for voicing Arthur! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound eff...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 34 - Part 2

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Put my all into making it feel like you're actually at the Quidditch Cup, hope you enjoy! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, pe...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 34 - Part 1

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

So many cameos this episode, @thedramionearchives featured as Arthur Weasley, @mangotart voiced the Italian sister for me because my northern tongue w...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 33

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This took awhile to record because of a dentist appointment I dreaded (tends to paralyse me out of fear) and then Audacity closed itself, causing me t...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 32

01 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Been looking forward to this one, it's chaotic at The Burrow 😏 As you can see, it's the whole chapter because there wasn't a good natur...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 31

08 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

And here...we...GO!Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 30 - Part 2

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oh hey, it's my new crispy mic's debut! And with a heavy heart we say goodbye to my favourite year in the HP universe! But hey, next up is the...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 30 - Part 1

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oh we are so back, will try to get Part 2 done asap but I'm on the arse end of a really persistent chest infection. Disclaimer: I am NOT a profes...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 29 - Part 2

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This chapter has one of my favourite endings to a chapter ever. Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080 Disclaime...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 29 - Part 1

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rated E for Everyone loves werewolf and horror sound effects. Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080 Disclaimer: ...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 28 - Part 2

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

:) enjoy Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080 Disclaimer: I am NOT a professional voice actor and I spend my f...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 28 - Part 1

21 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This chapter was so much fun! We had some technical difficulties and it resulted in me having to re-record it all. Link to fic: https://archiveofouro...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 27 - Part 2

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Got a little bit trigger happy with the Quidditch match sounds because I didn't just want Hoochy blowing her whistle constantly, which is my new O...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 27 - Part 1

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Blown away by all the lovely messages of support in this decision, thanks again everyone! Was able to record this during lunch 😏 Apologies for the ...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 26

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor. Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and end...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 25

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cannot cope in this current heat. 😒 Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor. Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 24

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor. Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and end...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 23

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Heatwave is dehydrating me something rotten, apologies if my voice is a bit dry. It's out of my control.😢 Disclaimer: I do this for free and a...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 22

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Many Christmas classics were sampled for this episode, enjoy the Christmas party! Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Summary...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 21

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor. Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and end...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 20

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor. Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and end...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 19

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: Sorry folks, hay fever season is here (you're gonna see this disclaimer for a few months honestly.) voice might be a bit scratchy and ...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 18

05 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Disclaimer: There may be mouth sounds and inconsistent voices in this one, sorry folks, hay fever season struck and my throat was killing me doing re-...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 17

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back 😎 thanks for your well wishes. Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one. So...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 16

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

And that's the end of Year 2 😎 Thanks for listening!Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended ...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 15

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This chapter was out to get me. Hagrid and butchering French, along with a broken pop filter...😂😢Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 14

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This one hurt...Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.or...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 13

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I've all but given up on McGonagall's voice, I'm sorry 😂 enjoy all the cool sfx though.😏Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined ...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 12

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 11

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I know I've been saying Samhain wrong. Googled it and regretting the curiosity. 🤣Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.S...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 10

11 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A big thank you to Paper Crane Audiobooks for her help voicing a certain lively firstie. I'm too introverted for that role.Link to her podfic chan...

Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 9

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Song sampled - Shout by Tears for FearsDisclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, r...