176. Church (with Rob Moriarty)
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Why are the hosts arguing about a broken cushion and who “molested” it?
Are we on, by
the way?
We're on. We're recording right now. No, no, we're not recording. Come along
goes. We can start it whenever. This is Okay, well, this is Mike's yet to grasp this, that like there's sort of the start of the podcast and then there's like It's
a soft start.
I
under Yeah. I understand that. This is full play. Of course I understand that. This is
fucked this cushion's fuck.
Yeah.
We need to get a new We
a new cushion. What have you been doing with that cushion? Um I'm sure um be my fault. Yeah, yeah, it's Mike's fault. Mike molested the cushion. You
basically did. From kneeling on. We go back to other episodes, you're basically molested. Oh yeah, because
a cushion's of course not to be sat on is the new is the new thing I've been told.
This is for sitting on, this is to go behind you. Yeah, yeah.
My mother, the absolute idiot her whole life, tell you to sit on cushions. No, it's just a fucking stupid woman. You don't sit on release. No one sits on cushions. How would you even get someone with a whoopee cushion then? How would you even That goes under
this? Huh? That goes under
the doesn't go under that.
People don't see whoopee cushions because then that defeats the purpose of a whoopee cushion.
But then they m they think it's a normal cushion and then turns out to be whoopi. You got Whoopi Goldberg. It's Whoopi Goldberg, yeah. The cushion has dreadlocks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And has a very
fake Jewish name. Fake Jewish name.
Victory liberal opinions.
No, she changed her name to be more successful in show business. That's actually like that sounds like I'm being so anti Semitic. But there's not
a lot of black Jews, is is there not?
I think it was
black Israelite guys.
Black is like eyes, yeah. I just saw in Uncut Gems in that movie and I th when Sandler when you know they're going through some portal Do you mean Kevin Garnett? Um no, I don't mean Kevin Garnett, I mean Adam Sandler in the movie, but he talks he's talking to Kevin Garnett and he starts telling Garnett about the black Jews. Mm 'cause I guess he's trying to c connect with K G. But he's just like there's loads of black Jews too, so me and you are you know, birds of a feather kind of thing.
I thought Garnett did well in that film. I
thought he was fantastic. It was Garnett and Uncle James.
The tall black basketball player.
He plays uh Oh yeah
he plays
Kevin Garnett. Yes. Um big
stretch. It's been a while. It's been a while since I watched Uncle James. I
I remember uh have you ever seen watched uh Jim and E Dlick videos, Martin Short? But uh and it's my favourite thing in th in the world, but like he has
He has uh Jack Black on at one point and he's like So this this next movie's like you play the fat friend Big Stretch Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Great range. Well they all played like Jack Black, The Rock. Yeah. All these fuckers just play themselves and But if you've
got a note that you can I think that's the key to being a great comedy actor, have one note that you play unbelievably well. Yes, Will Farrell is another example, yeah. Will Farrell's great like Eddie Murphy is the same. Kevin Hart, I would argue, has one note that he isn't even that good and out. It's just kind of he's scared and small. Like just like and kind of panicking.
Incredulous.
Incredulous,
yes. You didn't watch the roast of Kevin Hart, did you? Oh yeah yeah it did. Were you there for that? That was nephew. I wasn't
at the show, but I saw lots of people running their roast jokes like in advance of it. Like I saw Um I was telling Mike about this at the uh comedy store. I was at uh just one of their their lineup show the day before the Netflix Festival started.
Yeah.
And uh Dave Japelle dropped in and brought on Shane Gillis, Louis CK, Chris Rock and Kanye West.
Wow. Yeah. That's insane. There's a gets more racist. One after another. Yeah. Very problematic.
It's funny, like it's like Gillis comes on and is like you call that cancelled Yeah nice. Yeah.
Yeah. Well it's funny that like at Top Secret every time at the end of uh When they're pitching the um membership card or whatever. Yeah.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Why are the hosts arguing about a broken cushion and who “molested” it?
0:00–11:21
2
How does the conversation shift to a “hug hierarchy” and why do some people get hugs and others don’t?
11:21–35:23
3
What plan do the hosts outline for organizing the upcoming comedy event and who is responsible for what?
35:23–40:22
4
What is the “magic Jesus bus” and how does it lead to the prayer experience?
40:22–47:40
5
How do the hosts compare the atmosphere of the Protestant service to a Catholic one?
47:40–57:59
6
What is speaking in tongues and how do the guests react to it during the service?
57:59–1:09:30
7
Why do the speakers say it’s “too soon to tell” when discussing meaning and suffering?
1:09:30–1:20:31