178. World Cup Special (with Ed Night)

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What is the opening banter about flamed crocs, sunglasses and bowling?

Unknown 0:00
Eddie, did you ever hear a waiting for the
Mike Rice 0:03
For interesting things.
Ed Night 0:06
On podcastable It's an unbelievable gossip is what we're after an unbelievable premise. It's like when I realised what was happening in the book I was like Oh my god and he really lands it as well. It's crazy. It's like not a funny book, it's like deeply serious. Yeah.
Vittorio Angelone 0:21
It should be a funny book though.
Ed Night 0:22
But the way he described it, because he's experiencing time backwards, the way he describes it is like
Vittorio Angelone 0:26
the men were on. What's this?
Ed Night 0:28
Time's Arrow by Martin Amos.
Mike Rice 0:29
Wait now. So first off, you um there are these when did you get these flamed crocs? Oh yeah, that's a good point.
Vittorio Angelone 0:37
These are for the special. These are in the special.
Mike Rice 0:39
Right. Uh okay. But
Vittorio Angelone 0:40
I found them upstairs in the studio when I was doing a bit of a clear eye. For the bowling
Mike Rice 0:44
special.
Vittorio Angelone 0:44
Yeah.
Mike Rice 0:45
Ah right, right, right. And why are you wearing sunglasses? I know it's sunny, but the flame the flames on the
Ed Night 0:51
crocs are too bright.
Mike Rice 0:52
Ooh.
Ed Night 0:52
Oh, it's for the flames on the crocs?
Vittorio Angelone 0:54
Well you got a pair of fucking solar entities on your feet, you gotta wear sunglasses and
Ed Night 0:59
we went bowling the other day and you were actually good at it. It kind of I was like, okay.
Vittorio Angelone 1:05
I think I got lucky. I don't think I'm good at bowling. I think I had birthday luck, birthday party luck.
Ed Night 1:09
We were like locked into sort of a similar rhythm with where we were in our respective groups in the lanes next to each other, and so every so often as I was stepping up I catch a glance and see another strike from Angeloni and I'd think, Yeah, okay.
Vittorio Angelone 1:19
Yeah. I had a good day. I had a good day that day.
Ed Night 1:23
Yeah. We'd were doing a catchphrase thing for
Mike Rice 1:25
a while
Ed Night 1:25
where you'd say Dan Tiernan patented catchphrase. I've never watched Dan God it's watching Dan Ball, it's like Yeah, I guess
Mike Rice 1:36
Good God. Watching LeBron James golf. Have you
Vittorio Angelone 1:40
seen LeBron James's golf swing? It is the most clapped thing ever. Like, for such an like clearly natural athlete with all the God given abilities, the cunt cannot like it it looks like a ninety year old man swinging a golf club. It is his body can't do that. Whatever those mechanics are, they don't really exist in basketball, I guess, but it's just it looks mental. I mean, obviously 'cause he's six foot eight and like one of the strongest people ever, the ball absolutely fucking so goes miles, but it looks insane.
Mike Rice 2:07
So LeBron can I so LeBron he's still playing as is obviously Messi. It it's getting a bit weird now, isn't it? It's getting a bit like people are in their forties.
Vittorio Angelone 2:16
LeBron's playing with his son.
Mike Rice 2:17
Yeah. How old is LeBron? Uh forty. Bronny. Little Bronny is calling
Vittorio Angelone 2:24
himself he didn't want to like distance himself. Yeah, he didn't want the nepotism. Yeah, he didn't want to. Instead of having James on his back, it says Bronny.
Mike Rice 2:32
Yeah. Just to let everyone know I'm LeBron's baby boy. Like it's ba it's such a baby name. Yeah, Bronny. Yeah, Bronny. It's diminutive, Bronny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also he looks like a little he looks like a little squirt compared to compared to the king. Really? Yeah, because he he's probably six five, is he Bronny? But sure he his dad is just his dad LeBron is just a fucking beast. And he's in these cryogenic chambers. And he's His
Vittorio Angelone 2:58
feet are all fucked up. His feet are like mangled. Are they? Absolutely mangled. His toes do you know when somebody's toes are i italic?
Mike Rice 3:05
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what that means? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Vittorio Angelone 3:09
What's the bronze feet?
Mike Rice 3:11
I I I think they used to remember wasn't there a thing back in the day uh slight shifted Chinese women would get their foot put into these tiny feet so that they would stay like petite. But you see
Vittorio Angelone 3:24
what they look like at the end of that.
Mike Rice 3:25
Did it look fucking nice? They look like
Vittorio Angelone 3:27
shoes. They look so it's like they would build in a heel so their feet would end up looking like sort of like wedge sandals. Oh. But it's all foot. There's like a like a dent that goes up here and they're all mang like I don't know It's crazy. I like oh I think it's fucked up anyway, but like I don't understand the rationale of them being like, Okay, I would like w as a society we've decided women with small feet is good, so we're gonna bind these feet to make them try and stay small.

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