Monday Morning Podcast
the Patriots, Old School MTV, Drug Names | Monday Morning Podcast 1-26-26
26 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hey, what's going on?
It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, January 26, 2026. What's going on, Hawaii? Oh, I got up a little higher this morning.
Why did I get up a little higher? Why am I so happy? Why am I so excited? You may not have asked. Because New England just had the biggest sports victory ever. They have had, since the Boston Celtics won an NBA championship a couple years ago, Your Boston Bruins beat the... I'm kidding. Bruins also beat the Canadians on Saturday. I've only seen a couple of highlights.
How about that fucking dish from pasta? Knocking it out of the air.
Back door to fucking Morgan Geeky. Pulling all the defense to the right. He goes back left. He does it every fucking game. They don't know if he's going to do a little snapshot, a backhand, or a fucking an apple across the fucking crease, dude. I will tell you this.
David Pasternak, his game is ā it's like Bergeron and crazy combined. What do you want? You want 30, 40 goals? He can do that, and he can dish out like 100-something assists every year. Some of the ā I mean, if there's a better passer in the league, I want to know who it is because ā
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Chapter 2: What recent sports victory has Bill Burr excited?
That guy's amazing. I remember a few games ago against Chicago when Laurie, our defenseman, had two goals. It was the end of the game. Pasta could have easily got this empty net goal. What does he do? He's fucking looking for Laurie to give him the hat trick. Didn't work out, but still. That's the kind of shit you want in your locker room. Okay, that's the attitude.
Not the attitude you're bringing to social media, trashing everything that you see, trying to get a laugh, trying to get a like.
Huh? How did I turn it around on you? I don't know. Projection? Being defensive? I really don't know. Oh, Billy, good mood. I had a moment with my garage door opener, which, by the way, by the way, somebody had to come over and fix it again and said, I don't know why they took away the overhead thing. I wouldn't have stalled this wall unit.
So now the thing's already going beep, beep, beep. And the light doesn't work. And I know what that means. It means I have two more openings and it's not going to open. And I got the Bon Scott fucking tribute with Dean Del Rey.
coming up and i gotta rehearse these songs and i'm afraid to go i'm afraid to go in my own drum room huh there's a first world problem for you um so i'm just gonna call the dude back and just say what is the most powerful fucking overhead goddamn garage door opener excuse my language that you can install is there any way you could find it in your heart to come over and do it as soon as possible that's what i was like meanwhile i'm just sort of air drumming um
I mean, Phil Rudd, dude, Phil Rudd is a vibe. And it's exciting when you first play drums because you think it's the most simple beat there is. And then when you really get into the science of rhythm and all of that stuff, like what this guy is doing with, you know, the most simple beat ever that makes 80,000 people lose their fucking minds. It's really incredible.
And it's also like he has so much subtle shit in there that everybody seems to miss, including myself. Like one of the songs I'm playing, I don't want to, no spoiler alert here. I'll talk about it. The gig's on February 3rd. I'll tell you the songs that I'm playing. And each one of them has these things.
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Chapter 3: How does Bill Burr feel about the Boston Bruins' performance?
I've listened to these songs 10,000 times each. Then all of a sudden, you know, I really got to sit down and sit in with the band and really deconstruct the song. The amount of extra shit, subtle shit that I never even fucking noticed. Because I was listening to Bon or Malcolm or Angus or Cliff or even like half listening to Phil. I thought I was listening to Phil. There's so much cool shit.
So much cool shit. And it's funny, too, when you go, I've done these songs like on the Comedy Jam and stuff. And I've had people come up afterward being like, yeah, you added that thing. I'm like, no, dude, it's in the song. It's in the song. Listen to it. And like it is. And then they'll come back and be like, holy shit, it is. Or it's something you thought was there and it isn't there.
Like this is some drum nerd shit. Like if you want blood, if you want blood.
And it's it's boom, boom, boom, boom. And then you think he's going to go, put that. If you want blood, there's no put that. It's put that, put that. Wait. Put that, put that. There's no, you want so bad to be like, and for. You want the and, and he doesn't do it. I don't know why. But it's not there. You think it's there. It isn't there.
And then trying to make that happen because it's so fucking weird.
And not slow down the song. And then you play it with somebody else going, hey man, you're missing that thing. I'm like, it's not there. It is there. No, it isn't. Listen to it.
They're like, what the fuck? It isn't there. What are we going to say? Phil Rudd is wrong? Because he's not.
Anyway. Had a great morning with my kids. Dude, they literally get up and fucking get ready as fast as they can so they can go out in the backyard, La Palouse, and fucking play baseball. So today, you know, my daughter, somebody gave her these sunglasses at school, the Randy Macho Man Savage glasses. So she likes going up there, you know, up to bat wearing them.
So then my son finds his little sunglasses, and then they're both outside playing. And he's sitting down with his sunglasses on, pretending he's coaching my daughter. It's amazing. As I'm in there making breakfast. And, of course, running out, taking pictures. My son comes home and he goes, Dad, can you throw me some hits? That's what he'd go. And I'd be like, I'm not throwing you hits, buddy.
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Chapter 4: What are Bill Burr's thoughts on the New England Patriots' Super Bowl history?
He went on right before me sort of tag team and everything. And, uh, it's one of my favorite venues. Um, so it's always an honor to perform there. So thank you to him, uh, Nemish once again. And then also I always get so excited when I go on that stage because I saw, uh, one of my favorite groups. I saw velvet revolver there with Scott Weiland, obviously, um,
and I think it was one of their last shows before that band, unfortunately split up, um, Dave Kushner, who I didn't even know at that time. And a few years later I would get to know him cause he did all the music, composed all the music on, uh, efforts for family has become one of my great friends.
He's just one of the best guys ever, like total down to earth, amazing father, amazing husband, just solid guy. And, uh, It's just so weird. I was just standing in the crowd. I had no idea who he was. And then he becomes this huge part of my life creatively and as a friend. And then also I got to see Slash, Duff, Matt Sorum. And Scott Weiland, so I'm seeing this mashup of STP and Guns N' Roses.
And then Dave Kushner, one of the most great bands that you never heard of, the Electric Love Hogs. How great is that? So whenever I go on that stage, I also saw, I've seen some killer shows there. I saw them Crooked Vultures. with Josh Homme, Dave Grohl on drums, John Paul Jones on bass, and I forget their hired gun. Guy was a killer guitar, played Riddick Matar. I wish I had his name.
I've just seen some really great shows. I saw, Jesus Christ, I didn't realize how many shows I saw over there. I saw Meshuggah there. which was one of the coolest shows ever because where I was standing was a who's who of fucking drummers that I was a fan of. And they were all down there, you know, watching Tomas Hockey, you know, killing it and everything. That was a fucking amazing show.
And then I saw a bunch of shows down there. Well, Nia went to, came with me. She's the Velvet Revolver, them crooked vultures. And I remember after the first song, Dave Grohl did some crazy fucking song ender on drums. And she knew him as like, you know, the lead singer of the Foo Fighters. And she was really young when Nirvana came out.
So after she looked at me, she's like, that guy on drums fucking unbelievable. And I was like, that's Dave Grohl. Foo Fighters guy. He goes, holy shit, he plays drums too. Anyway, so anyway, let's get into the reads here for this week. All right, who do we got here? Oh, Momentous. January is when we recommit to the habits that support our health and well-being.
And naturally, we start looking at what can support those goals, including supplements. Yeah, this is like right around the time you made your New Year's resolution. It starts to get hard. You're like three fucking weeks in. You're like, I don't want to do this. I want to eat a breakfast burrito. Sorry, I'm projecting here.
But choosing the right supplements can be confusing because not only are there so many brands out there, the supplement industry itself is a low-trust category. Yeah, especially because all the lizard people infiltrated the FDA. It's lightly regulated, products are easy to make, and companies don't even have to list everything on their label. How insane is that?
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