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Hey, what's going on?
It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, January 26, 2026. What's going on, Hawaii? Oh, I got up a little higher this morning.
Why did I get up a little higher? Why am I so happy? Why am I so excited? You may not have asked. Because New England just had the biggest sports victory ever. They have had, since the Boston Celtics won an NBA championship a couple years ago, Your Boston Bruins beat the... I'm kidding. Bruins also beat the Canadians on Saturday. I've only seen a couple of highlights. How about that fucking dish from pasta? Knocking it out of the air.
Back door to fucking Morgan Geeky. Pulling all the defense to the right. He goes back left. He does it every fucking game. They don't know if he's going to do a little snapshot, a backhand, or a fucking an apple across the fucking crease, dude. I will tell you this.
David Pasternak, his game is – it's like Bergeron and crazy combined. What do you want? You want 30, 40 goals? He can do that, and he can dish out like 100-something assists every year. Some of the – I mean, if there's a better passer in the league, I want to know who it is because –
What recent sports victory has Bill Burr excited?
That guy's amazing. I remember a few games ago against Chicago when Laurie, our defenseman, had two goals. It was the end of the game. Pasta could have easily got this empty net goal. What does he do? He's fucking looking for Laurie to give him the hat trick. Didn't work out, but still. That's the kind of shit you want in your locker room. Okay, that's the attitude. Not the attitude you're bringing to social media, trashing everything that you see, trying to get a laugh, trying to get a like.
Huh? How did I turn it around on you? I don't know. Projection? Being defensive? I really don't know. Oh, Billy, good mood. I had a moment with my garage door opener, which, by the way, by the way, somebody had to come over and fix it again and said, I don't know why they took away the overhead thing. I wouldn't have stalled this wall unit.
So now the thing's already going beep, beep, beep. And the light doesn't work. And I know what that means. It means I have two more openings and it's not going to open. And I got the Bon Scott fucking tribute with Dean Del Rey. coming up and i gotta rehearse these songs and i'm afraid to go i'm afraid to go in my own drum room huh there's a first world problem for you um so i'm just gonna call the dude back and just say what is the most powerful fucking overhead goddamn garage door opener excuse my language that you can install is there any way you could find it in your heart to come over and do it as soon as possible that's what i was like meanwhile i'm just sort of air drumming um I mean, Phil Rudd, dude, Phil Rudd is a vibe.
And it's exciting when you first play drums because you think it's the most simple beat there is. And then when you really get into the science of rhythm and all of that stuff, like what this guy is doing with, you know, the most simple beat ever that makes 80,000 people lose their fucking minds. It's really incredible. And it's also like he has so much subtle shit in there that everybody seems to miss, including myself. Like one of the songs I'm playing, I don't want to, no spoiler alert here. I'll talk about it. The gig's on February 3rd. I'll tell you the songs that I'm playing. And each one of them has these things.
How does Bill Burr feel about the Boston Bruins' performance?
I've listened to these songs 10,000 times each. Then all of a sudden, you know, I really got to sit down and sit in with the band and really deconstruct the song. The amount of extra shit, subtle shit that I never even fucking noticed. Because I was listening to Bon or Malcolm or Angus or Cliff or even like half listening to Phil. I thought I was listening to Phil. There's so much cool shit. So much cool shit. And it's funny, too, when you go, I've done these songs like on the Comedy Jam and stuff. And I've had people come up afterward being like, yeah, you added that thing. I'm like, no, dude, it's in the song. It's in the song. Listen to it. And like it is. And then they'll come back and be like, holy shit, it is.
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