Monster in My Podcast

Monster in My Podcast: Manticore

24 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

(In a full grown man's voice) Daddy, daddy, bring me a boy.

Monster in My Podcast: Manscorpion

22 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This entry hits the Tark mark.

Monster in My Podcast: Mammal, Small

19 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This one goes out to the little guys.

Monster in My Podcast: Mammal, Herd

17 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Let's ruminate about ruminants.

Monster in My Podcast: Mammal

15 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

I'm led to believe that an outfit called the "Blood Hound Gang" has conceived of a theorem for determining the behavior of two mammalian entities.

Monster in My Podcast: Lycanthrope, Werewolf

12 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We finish out lycanthrope fortnight with the big kahuna himself.

Monster in My Podcast: Lycanthrope, Wereraven and Weretiger

10 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Kole almost falls into a trap of being super predictable. Then he falls into it.

Monster in My Podcast: Lycanthrope, Werefox and Wererat

08 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Whoever wrote this has some strange ideas about women and race.

Monster in My Podcast: Lycanthrope, Werebear and Wereboar

05 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Two woodland buddies, just partying in the forest.

Monster in My Podcast: Lycanthrope, Seawolf and Werebat

03 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's always fun when the author of the Monstrous Manual is clearly writing about someone he knows.

Monster in My Podcast: Lycanthrope, General

01 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Lycanthrope fortnight begins with a whimper, appropriately enough (because of dogs, you see).

Monster in My Podcast: Lurker

28 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Don't look down. Or up!

Monster in My Podcast: Locathah

26 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Please write in and tell us if you have ever, ever, run an underwater campaign. We don't think it's ever happened.

Monster in My Podcast: Lizard / Lizard Man

24 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The parade of uninspired demihumans continues!

Monster in My Podcast: Living Wall

21 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Join us. Join us. Join us.

Monster in My Podcast: Demilich

19 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The creature so cool that we rescued it from the indignity of being a footnote.

Monster in My Podcast: Lich

17 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The best week of the show (outside of Beholderfest) begins with getting Lich, and dying trying.

Monster in My Podcast: Leucrotta

14 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Add human teeth to any animal to make it instantly 100x more vile.

Monster in My Podcast: Leprechaun

12 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine the hills lighting up as the eyes of thousands of tiny wish men open their eyes and train them on you.

Monster in My Podcast: Leech

10 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The ruined Resident Evil 0, and now they're coming for your throat meat.

Monster in My Podcast: Lammasu

07 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The angriest lion dad.

Monster in My Podcast: Lamia

05 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This visiting noble sure loves eating viscera.

Monster in My Podcast: Kuo-Toa

03 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Dime store Deep Ones.

Monster in My Podcast: Kobold

31 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

A classic that goes down smooth, candle and all.

Monster in My Podcast: Kirre

29 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

What has fur and eight legs? A tarantula, you dolt.

Monster in My Podcast: Ki-rin

27 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

A smug merry-go-round cast off dispenses horchata into a kiddie pool.

Monster in My Podcast: Kenku

24 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Mischief birds tear up your tires and siding.

Monster in My Podcast: Jackalwere

22 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

A misplaced lycanthrope presages a rough month of episodes coming up.

Monster in My Podcast: Ixixachitl

20 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

I'll have you know this is the best blurb that I can write.

Monster in My Podcast: Invisible Stalker

17 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This space intentionally left blank.

Monster in My Podcast: Intellect Devourer

15 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Literally the first thing that comes to mind when someone says "draw me a psionic monster."

Monster in My Podcast: Insect Swarm

13 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

You can only get so far talking about velvet ants and locusts, so enjoy a dad joke so bad it only appeals to dust.

Monster in My Podcast: Insect

10 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Bugs are mad scary, yo.

Monster in My Podcast: Imp, Mephit

08 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're serious about that sitcom deal. Call us, we'll save you CBS.

Monster in My Podcast: Imp

06 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's a tiny little beastie that drives a man. Don't tell Men in Black!

Monster in My Podcast: Hydra

03 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Get some head(s).

Monster in My Podcast: Human

01 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Perhaps the most dangerous game of all was tennis played with an active grenade.

Monster in My Podcast: Horse

27 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Let's strip all of the majesty off of god's most glorious creature, shall we?

Monster in My Podcast: Hook Horror

24 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Dungeons and Dragons classic that prompts and unusual "Would You Rather".

Monster in My Podcast: Homonculus

22 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're looking to break into television. If you know anyone who's open to sitcom development, let us know!

Monster in My Podcast: Hobgoblin

20 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Take a horse, and put a bird on it.

Monster in My Podcast: Hippogriff

17 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Take a horse, and put a bird on it.

Monster in My Podcast: Hippocampus

15 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Whoever wrote this entry is ultra thirsty for a water horse.

Monster in My Podcast: Heucuva

13 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Find the anti-Kole, and slay him.

Monster in My Podcast: Hell Hound

10 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

A walking commercial for Puppy Pepcid. Pupcid.

Monster in My Podcast: Haunt

08 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Are you a DM who needs an excuse to join the action with your players? Then the Haunt may be for you!

Monster in My Podcast: Hatori

06 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

A crocodile slides a mile with no legs and a great big smile.

Monster in My Podcast: Harpy

03 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Reverse mythological beasts always do the opposite of what you expect.

Monster in My Podcast: Halfling

01 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Of all the monsters we grappled with and bested, it took the humble halfling to break us entirely.

Monster in My Podcast: Hag

30 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The season of the witch continues as we make a case for Hags being the very best.

Monster in My Podcast: Grippli

27 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Here's one frog who won't suddenly turn into a symbol for Nazi shitheads.

Monster in My Podcast: Grimlock

25 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Big dumb idiot with a club coming through!

Monster in My Podcast: Griffon

23 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Hide your horses, because the skies are never safe.

Monster in My Podcast: Gremlin, Jermlaine

20 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

I've been informed that we missed a chance to make a joke about Jermlaine Jackson. Sorry about that.

Monster in My Podcast: Gremlin

18 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Don't get them wet after midnight, or Gary will yell at you for getting the mythology wrong.

Monster in My Podcast: Grell

16 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Brains, birds, and Beholders... oh my!

Monster in My Podcast: Gorgon

13 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Have I already used the "everybody must get stoned" joke? C'mon, there are so many creatures with a petrification gimmick.

Monster in My Podcast: Golem, Stone Variants

11 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Just when you thought you were safe from Golems, here they come again.

Monster in My Podcast: Golem, Necrophidius and Scarecrow

09 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Ravenloft Rock Block continues with two of the cooler interlopers: A skeletal naga construct and a friend with no brain.

Monster in My Podcast: Golem, Gargoyle and Glass

06 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The redundancy golem shows up twice, even if you don't want him to.

Monster in My Podcast: Golem, Doll and Bone

04 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

When Ravenloft comes to crash the party, you don't ask questions.

Monster in My Podcast: Golem, Lesser

02 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

They did the monster mash.

Monster in My Podcast: Golem, Greater

01 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Dying would be a stone dude.

Monster in My Podcast: Goblin

28 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Sloppy boys, sloppily drawn.

Monster in My Podcast: Gnome, Spriggan

26 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's a ghastly group of gnarly gnomes.

Monster in My Podcast: Gnome

23 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Suffering a horrible accident doesn't immediately make you a cryptid, you insensitive monster.Links:Gnome (Monstrous Manual)

Monster in My Podcast: Gnoll

21 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We only need one Wes Anderson, no matter how big your package is.Links:Gnoll (Monstrous Manual)

Monster in My Podcast: Gloomwing

19 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's a double nightmare creature who's on the prowl for boy-spine from the very shadows themselves.Links:Gloomwing (Monstrous Manual)

Monster in My Podcast: Githzerai

16 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Gith Week ends with the most interesting example of these planar mummy men... The Githzerai. Their lives may be shams!Links:Githzerai (Monstrous Manua...

Monster in My Podcast: Githyanki

14 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Sharpen up your silver swords, it's time to hack through another religious extremist mummy man.

Monster in My Podcast: Gith

12 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Thus begins Gith week, where we try to distinguish between three sets of indistinguishable shrunken mummy men.

Monster in My Podcast: Giff

09 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Please go home, Spelljammer. Space Hippos aren't cool.Links:Giff (Monstrous Manual)

Monster in My Podcast: Gibberlings

07 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We've finally moved past the sea of giants, and now we're on to these small, smelly idiots.Links:Gibberling (Monstrous Manual)

Monster in My Podcast: Wood Giant (Voadkyn)

05 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Our discussion of giants comes to a weird head... specifically by talking about a giant with a weirdly-shaped head.

Monster in My Podcast: Storm Giant / Verbeeg

02 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We finally get to the fireworks factory of Dungeons and Dragons giants... The giant against which all giants are measured. The Verbeeg!

Monster in My Podcast: Reef Giant / Stone Giant

30 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

How is a Stone Giant different from a Mountain Giant? Tune in to find out!

Monster in My Podcast: Jungle Giant / Mountain Giant

28 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

From the highlands to the lowlands, conversation turns mostly to appearance.

Monster in My Podcast: Frost Giant / Hill Giant

25 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Chilly dummies!

Monster in My Podcast: Fog Giant / Fomorian

23 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We've got one guy who is functionally indistinguishable from a Cloud Giant, and another guy who's just a nasty boy.

Monster in My Podcast: Firbolg / Fire Giant

21 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Just when you thought it was safe to let your guard down around lava.

Monster in My Podcast: Desert Giant / Ettin

18 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's an exercise in contrasts as we compare the transcendent Desert Giant to the dumb and pointless Ettin.Links:Giant, Desert (Monstrous Manual)Giant,...

Monster in My Podcast: Cloud Giant / Cyclops

16 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Now begins the long, slow death march of talking about barely-differentiated giants.

Monster in My Podcast: Ghoul

14 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine this: What if zombies were gross?

Monster in My Podcast: Ghost

11 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The withering stare of age is brought on by unfinished business. Settle your accounts, folks.

Monster in My Podcast: Genies (Part 2)

09 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The return of the Bottle Buddies.

Monster in My Podcast: Genies (Part 1)

07 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

I'm an efreeti in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.Links:Genie (Monstrous Manual)

Monster in My Podcast: Gargoyle

04 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

A wizard sneezed and a plague was born.Links:Gargoyle (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Monster in My Podcast: Gargantua

02 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Oh no, they say he's got to go: Go Go Gargantua.

Monster in My Podcast: Galeb Duhr

31 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween! Have some boulders that are disguised as boulders.Links:Galeb duhr - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Monster in My Podcast: Fungus

28 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Everything you ever wanted to know about a legit and real scary thing. Both you, and it, will scream forever.

Monster in My Podcast: Frog

26 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's just frogs, folks.

Monster in My Podcast: Fish

24 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's just fish.

Monster in My Podcast: Feyr

21 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

What first appears to be another beholder is actually an extended Ghostbusters II tribute.Links:Feyr - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Monster in My Podcast: Eyewing

19 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Horrible dummies from the abyss will glue you to the wall with tears.

Monster in My Podcast: Ettercap

17 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The thrilling conclusion to the "how do spiders sleep?" saga.Links:Ettercap - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Monster in My Podcast: Elf, Drow

14 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Deep below the earth, the dark elves weave their radioactive cloaks, warmed by the breath of those who failed the test.Links:Elf, Drow (Monstrous Manu...

Monster in My Podcast: Elf, Aquatic

12 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

You live in a paradise under the sea, wending between the kelp... but there's a dark threat from within. Can you trust your eyes, sea elf?Links:Elf, A...

Monster in My Podcast: Elf

10 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We're back in Player Handbook territory as we discuss the long-lived fey creatures that die in secret like cats.

Monster in My Podcast: Elephant

07 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Or, as we call them, future pianos. Now I'm sad.

Monster in My Podcast: Elemental, Composite

05 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Can you fight a force of nature? Yes, but it would be boring.