Monster in My Podcast
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Monster in My Podcast: Elemental Kin, Water
03 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
True love melts away, and all you're left with is some poison in your eye.
Monster in My Podcast: Elemental Kin, Fire
30 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Who can be sure what a baby snake would grow up to? Would it grow a face? Would its spear become a part of its body? So snuff out the fireplace, sonny...
Monster in My Podcast: Elemental Kin, Earth
28 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Nobody has ever used these things in a campaign, and I wouldn't believe you if you contradicted me.
Monster in My Podcast: Elemental Kin, Air
26 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
You happen into a clearing and discover a small, pearlescent egg. This isn't an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever...
Monster in My Podcast: Elementals
23 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
If you kidnap a planar dummy, don't be surprised if he burns your life down.Links:Elemental (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedi...
Monster in My Podcast: Dwarf
21 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Just in case you didn't catch them in the Player Handbook, they're back!Links:Dwarf (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Dw...
Monster in My Podcast: Dryad
19 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Are you ready for uncomfortable sexual situations? Are you too charming for your own good? Then the Dryad might be for you, sweet thing.Links:Dryad - ...
Monster in My Podcast: Dragonne, Turtle Dragon
16 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Exdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle.Links:Dragonne - Wikipedia, the free encycloped...
Monster in My Podcast: Dragonets
15 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Now we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don't inhale a dragon faerie.Links:Dragonet (3.5e Creature) - D&D Wiki — This creature r...
Monster in My Podcast: Steel Dragon, Yellow Dragon
12 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Too chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels.Links:Chromatic dragon ...
Monster in My Podcast: Dragons, Mercury, Mist, and Shadow
09 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Let's dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence.Links:Mist dragon -...
Monster in My Podcast: Dragon, Brown, Cloud, Deep
07 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
And the miscellany rolls in, both aloof and pointless.Links:Cloud dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A cloud dragon is a neutrally aligned ...
Monster in My Podcast: Dragons, Metallic
05 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
A parade of depressing archetypes who will trap you into conversation, then leave you forever to go back to their home planet.Links:Metallic dragon - ...
Monster in My Podcast: Dragons, Gem
02 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the weirdo neutral dragons that time forgot, as their cruel creators shunted them into Monster Manuals with higher and higher numbers.Links...
Monster in My Podcast: Dragons, Chromatic
31 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's a whole rainbow of shitty eternity lizards.Links:Chromatic dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A Chromatic dragon is a classification o...
Monster in My Podcast: Dragons, General
29 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Exdragonanza 2016 begins in earnest as we discuss dragonkind in general, before diving into specifics over the next few weeks.Links:Dragon, General In...
Monster in My Podcast: Dracolich
26 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Contents of the Dracolich may be less bony than they appear.Links:Dracolich (Monstrous Manual) — The dracolich is an undead creature resulting from ...
Monster in My Podcast: Doppelganger
25 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We are Gary and Kole. Please proceed as normal.Links:Doppelganger (Monstrous Manual) — The doppelganger is a master of mimicry that survives by taki...
Monster in My Podcast: Dolphin
22 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Somehow they made a real animal the most fantastical creature in this book full of sentient jelly and fire nymphs.Links:Dolphin (Monstrous Manual) —...
Monster in My Podcast: Dog, Moon
19 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
If you come at the Displacer Beast, you best not miss.Links:Dog, Moon (Monstrous Manual) — Often mistaken for baneful monsters, moon dogs are native...
Monster in My Podcast: Dog
17 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Tell me all your thoughts on dog, because I know we're going to talk about them.Links:Dog (Monstrous Manual) — Smaller than wolves, the appearance o...
Monster in My Podcast: Displacer Beast
15 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
You can't hit what you can't accurately see.Links:Displacer beast - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A displacer beast is considered to be a "magi...
Monster in My Podcast: Dinosaur
12 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Somehow the Monstrous Manual made dinosaurs boring. Bra-fucking-vo.
Monster in My Podcast: Deepspawn
10 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's a beholder, it's a shoggoth, it's redundant!Links:Deepspawn (Monstrous Manual) — Deepspawn look like large, rubbery spheres of mottled grey and...
Monster in My Podcast: Death Knight
08 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's your favorite Dragonlance character, Lord Soth, singing his sorrowful song about his demise.Links:Death Knight (Monstrous Manual) — A death kni...
Monster in My Podcast: Crypt Thing
05 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Someone ctrl-v'ed the skeleton entry again!Links:Crypt Thing (Monstrous Manual) — A crypt thing looks like nothing more than an animated skeleton, s...
Monster in My Podcast: Crustacean, Giant
03 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Just goes to show you: The angle is everything.Links:Crustacean, Giant (Monstrous Manual) — Giant crustaceans are peculiar mutations of crabs and fr...
Monster in My Podcast: Crocodile
02 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Cave Man Boy is back, and he's going to have his say, god damn it.Links:Crocodile (Monstrous Manual) — The crocodile is a large, dangerous predatory...
Monster in My Podcast: Crawling Claw
29 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Animated, disembodied hands aren't as cool as you'd think!
Monster in My Podcast: Crabmen
27 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Monstrous Manual takes a left turn... Instead of making the Crabmen another orc stand-in, they've created a morally nuanced ethical test. A very t...
Monster in My Podcast: Couatl
25 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This entry on the Couatl was written by a Couatl.Links:Couatl (Monstrous Manual) — The couatl are feathered serpents of myth and lore. It is believe...
Monster in My Podcast: Cockatrice
22 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's a shittier, birdier basilisk. Next.Links:Cockatrice (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The cockatrice is based on me...
Monster in My Podcast: Cloaker
20 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Up next: The Pants Mimic.Links:Cloaker (Monstrous Manual) — Cloakers are fiendish horrors, related to trappers, that dwell in dark places far beneat...
Monster in My Podcast: Chimera
18 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Odd Couple in a single body!
Monster in My Podcast: Centipede
15 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Whoever wrote this entry thinks centipedes are the most loathsome creatures in existence.Links:Centipede (Monstrous Manual) — Giant centipedes are l...
Monster in My Podcast: Centaur
13 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Oh to roam free on the wooded fields as a horse elf.Links:Centaur (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Based upon the centa...
Monster in My Podcast: Cave Fisher
11 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's half lobster, half spider, half barnacle, and 100% charming.Links:Cave fisher - Dungeons and Dragons Wiki - Wikia — The cave fisher is a crab-l...
Monster in My Podcast: Catoblepas
08 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The worst Death Buffalo.Links:Catoblepas (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A catoblepas has a large, bloated bison's bod...
Monster in My Podcast: Cat, Small
06 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The smaller the cat, the bigger the heart... until it becomes a medical condition.
Monster in My Podcast: Cat, Great
04 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for a tour of all cats medium and large, as the show becomes just a reading of the Encyclopedia Brittanica.Links:Great Cat - Dungeons and Drag...
Monster in My Podcast: Carrion Crawler
01 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Another in the long line of monsters that just ruin your property values. It's like a centipede, but worse.Links:Carrion crawler - Wikipedia, the free...
Monster in My Podcast: Bullywug
29 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Delicious frog people who are actually just orcs.Links:Bullywug - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The bullywugs are portrayed as a violent race o...
Monster in My Podcast: Bulette
27 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
There goes the neighborhood.Links:Bulette - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Originally inspired by a cheap plastic toy, the bulette was one of th...
Monster in My Podcast: Bugbear
24 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Pointless and boring, the bugbear arrives on the scene to make orcs look interesting in comparison.Links:Bugbear (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia,...
Monster in My Podcast: Brownies
22 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This is the least excited I've ever been when I heard the word "brownie".Links:Brownie - Dungeons and Dragons Wiki - Wikia — The brownie is a distan...
Monster in My Podcast: Broken One
20 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
How did they make Teleporter Mistakes boring?Links:PlanetADnD, Dungeons and Dragons — Broken ones (or animal men) are the tragic survivors of scient...
Monster in My Podcast: Brain Mole
17 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Psionics are so terrible that a lowly rodent of the ground can use them as snacks.Links:Brain mole - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The brain mo...
Monster in My Podcast: Birds
15 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
You're loving this, aren't you Kole?
Monster in My Podcast: Behir
13 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
When you're trying to choose between "dragon" and "snake" and the coin you flip lands on its edge.Links:Behir - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A...
Monster in My Podcast: BeholderFest 2016 (Part 6)
10 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
All good things must come to an end. At least until next year.
Monster in My Podcast: BeholderFest 2016 (Part 5)
08 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The many-eyed cavity creep gives way to beholders that don't really need to be beholders.
Monster in My Podcast: BeholderFest 2016 (Part 4)
06 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
BeholderFest 2016 will never end! Meet the many-ribbed Death Tyrant and many more of his bizarre friends.Links:Death tyrant - Forgotten Realms Wiki - ...
Monster in My Podcast: BeholderFest 2016 (Part 3)
03 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
BeholderFest continues as we settle in and dedicate a whole episode to our friend (and yours), the helpful Spectator.Links:Spectator (Dungeons & D...
Monster in My Podcast: BeholderFest 2016 (Part 2)
01 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Pucker up, because it's time to talk about the Death Kiss, the Eye of the Deep, and the Gauth. The magic is gone!Links:Beholder-kin, Death Kiss (Monst...
Monster in My Podcast: BeholderFest 2016 (Part 1)
30 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Feast your eyes on the first part of BeholderFest 2016, where we give you the skinny on our favorite Eye Tyrants.Links:Beholder (Dungeons & Dragon...
Monster in My Podcast: Beetle, Giant
27 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Please search Kickstarter for our patent-pending beetle sleeping bags. You know, to hide the horror.Links:Beetle (4e Creature) - D&D Wiki — Some...
Monster in My Podcast: Bears
25 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. Burns's Hierarchy of Bears.Links:Category:Bear - Dungeons and Dragons Wiki - Wikia — Bears are "ursine" creatures, distantly related to dogs and...
Monster in My Podcast: Bats
23 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dead head frisbees and laundering human meat.Links:SRD:Bat - D&D Wiki — Bats are nocturnal flying mammals.
Monster in My Podcast: Basilisk
20 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The shocking origin story of the Dracolisk: Prodigious production, combined with clumsiness on slippery surfaces.Links:Basilisk » Dungeons & Drag...
Monster in My Podcast: Banshee
18 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
I scream, you scream, we all scream then die instantly.Links:Banshee - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — A banshee appears as a translucent image of i...
Monster in My Podcast: Baatezu
16 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Don't confuse a devil for a demon, it doesn't end well.Links:Baatezu - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Baatezu were a category of devils inhabiting ...
Monster in My Podcast: Aurumvorax
13 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Smeltable truffle pigs in the shape of centibadgers.Links:Aurumvorax - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The aurumvorax seems to have a deep affect...
Monster in My Podcast: Argos
11 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Who overcooked the Beholder!?Links:PlanetADnD, Dungeons and Dragons — Argos are found in the same regions of wildspace as the baleful beholder natio...
Monster in My Podcast: Arcane
09 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Passive aggressive space weirdos prowl the void, looking for gold to have sex with.
Monster in My Podcast: Ankheg
06 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Here comes the Ankheg to undermine our views of intelligence and society, especially as concerns worms and farming.Links:Ankheg - Wikipedia, the free ...
Monster in My Podcast: Aboleth
04 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare yourselves to become slime slaves to gigantic bottom feeding degenerates.Links:Aboleth - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — They resemble a biz...
Monster in My Podcast: Aarakocra
02 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Aarakocra are crappy bird people with secret fingers and a penchant for cloaca-based basketry.Links:Aarakocra - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia