Actress Leaves Dating Show & Realizes She's Hated by China, Proceeds To Blame The Victim On Live...

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What is the show 'Secret and Love' and who are the main players (ZZ, Tian, Bao Bao, Professor)?

Stephanie Soo 0:21

Hey, Stephanie, where have you been? You've just abandoned us for like a month, and you didn't tell me the ending to this show that we have been grippingly watching from the edge of our seats for the past, I don't know how many weeks. Where the fork did you go? I would like to proudly inform you guys that I have a full-time job, and that is to make sure Brannity stays in the villa, and they win the whole thing. Okay, as of right now, as of filming this, listen, you don't, you never know where Love Island goes. Brannity! Brannity! Your fave couple too. I have to make sure that they stay in the villa and they win this shit. And on top of that, apparently I watch the Super Bowl now. So I'm just kidding.

Stephanie Soo 0:58

I watch the World Cup now. I'm learning all the players, okay? I'm like, why can't I vote him out of my villa? I just don't understand. I feel like we should have a vote. We should have a say in this, okay? I like all of them. I like the Viking. I like the dictator Mbappe. Just found out about him two days ago. been a fan for two days yeah been a die-hard fan for two days okay for example nothing that's my favorite thing that he's ever said in my entire life okay so i have been very busy that's been like my full-time job and then like other things that i've actually been doing but that's where i've been and now we're back here and i feel like this is just like another version of love island and we're all just getting warped into everybody's business we stay in everyone's business and i don't know if i like it here

Stephanie Soo 1:44

So this is going to be the final episode to this show because the show has ended. People are doing live streams. If you guys haven't watched the past, like, I don't know, 20,000 episodes that I've made on this show, this Chinese dating reality show called Secret and Love. The premise of the show, you don't even need to know because there's nothing to do with the premise. The premise is like you show up to the show and you got a secret. You film the secret and they're going to show the secret to a bunch of people that you maybe want to explore and date. are you open are you closed off like that's the whole point of the show and there's a few different couples that have solidified you've got um listen you don't need to know yeah just tell us what happens yeah let me tell you what happened zz and tian and bao bao and the professor that's really all you need to know zz and tian i was trying to make a love island comparison

Unknown 2:34

Oh, ZZ. I mean, ZZ's a bully.

Stephanie Soo 2:37

Yeah, ZZ's just a straight bully, okay? Yeah, Tian's a little... Tian's a little bitch. I don't even know if I can make a comparison, okay? Because it's just, like, so specific what they've been doing in the villa over in China. Like, this is a very specific... ZZ and Tian start dating. ZZ is a famous actress who starred in one movie... no one really knows her so she's just an actress at this point and then tian we don't know what he does we know nothing about this man other than the fact that people think he has piggy nipples that's what they called him he likes screen time yeah he loves screen time he was originally paired up with this girl named baobao who has she's really intelligent graduated from one of the top universities in china is so sweet is so demure is like perfection from heaven above just it's descending upon mankind and then he royally screws her over to be with this actress

Stephanie Soo 3:27

The actress was originally like kind of interested in this guy that people call the professor because he's very wise and stoic. But then she ends up leaving him in the rudest way possible to be with Tian. And it's like, then go be together. Okay, nobody wants you guys. Go be together and be happy. And this is finally the point in the show where that's going to happen. Because remember, there was that huge blowout fight between ZZ and Bao Bao and Tian. And then they were like just bullying the shit out of Bao Bao. Literally, ZZ sat with Bao Bao and was like, listen... You're gonna get yelled at by my fans because I am a famous actress and you're just like fucking shit up.